Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 525 His Majesty's Story Must Have a New Beginning

When it comes to treasure hunting, besides Brother Feng, the person Zhang Ze trusts the most is Ah Li.

Although the two had slightly different goals in their treasure hunt, they were essentially the same in terms of the outcome.

Mao Mao hid five steamed buns, and A Li could find six even with her eyes closed.

This is talent.

So Zhang Ze, who chose to believe in Ah Li's talent, followed the trench that Ah Li had carved and headed west.

He soon arrived at the entrance to a cave.

The cave looked quiet and peaceful. There were no guards at the entrance, nor any catgirls with long bells. The damp, cold air blew out of the cave entrance, and Zhang Ze smelled a somewhat familiar scent.

Slightly sweet, and at the same time somewhat like a salty sea breeze.

The smell makes me feel a little dizzy.

However, Zhang Ze had no time to pay attention to this matter at the moment, because he discovered that the trench that Ah Li had gnawed out suddenly stopped at the entrance of the cave.

Worried about Ah Li, Zhang Ze quickly turned on his hazard lights again. Under the colorless light, Zhang Ze saw that Ah Li from another dimension was already lying on the ground asleep.

His breathing was sweet and even, and there was nothing wrong with him.

Only then did Zhang Ze suddenly remember the source of that familiar taste.

It's Fuhita.

This is the scent I smelled when I first encountered Fu Ji in the back mountains of the Sword Sect.

After a moment's hesitation, Zhang Ze stepped into the cave.

Inside the cave.

Inside a cave dwelling brimming with life.

The room is furnished with stone tables and chairs. A bronze lamp, its age unknown, stands forlornly on the stone table, its oil long gone and its wick turned to ash.

It seemed that even the bronze lamp itself would turn to dust with the slightest touch.

But next to these inanimate objects, there was a 'living' thing.

A purebred catgirl was squatting on the ground, swishing her tail left and right, looking at the stone tablet in front of her with some confusion.

Her Majesty the Catwoman of the Thousand Machines Pavilion was somewhat confused. She had just been dozing off in class, so why did she find herself here the moment she opened her eyes?

And
She looked down at her hands.

That wasn't her hand. On her right wrist, there was a crack from which swirling spiritual energy leaked out, and the damaged array flickered with an uncertain light.

Based on what she recently learned from the Thousand Machine Pavilion Elementary School, Her Majesty the Cat Girl roughly recognized these things.

It is the internal rune of Blade & Soul.

Although it's a slightly different model from the Thousand Machine Pavilion, the wiring method is indeed identical to that of Blade & Soul.

if it is like this.
Her Majesty the Cat Girl remembered the top student from Class 3 next door, Brother Chuan's final exam questions for this year's primary school entrance exam.

"Prospects and Technical Demonstration of Cultivators Controlling Sword Spirits Remotely via Divine Soul"

Although she didn't understand these things at all, Her Majesty the Cat Girl deduced the cause from the result and immediately realized that she had likely possessed an old-model sword spirit by descending with her soul or consciousness.

Thinking of this, Her Majesty the Catwoman immediately straightened up.

She wasn't excited because the technology was likely about to break through, but simply because she realized she had something on Trump.

Unlike her classmates who were obsessed with studying and improving themselves every day, Her Majesty the Cat Girl had only one purpose for going to elementary school.

That is to dominate the Thousand Machine Pavilion Suzuran Elementary School and finally stand at the top of Suzuran Elementary School.

And this path of the king has reached its final step, with only Brother Chuan's Class Three standing in her way.

The Catwoman thought to herself, although she didn't understand what was going on, as long as she could find a way to bring the sword spirit back, she would have the power to threaten Brother Chuan, and then taking down Class Three would be a piece of cake.

Once Brother Chuan submits and bows down to my throne, I'll make Brother Chuan invite me to the internet cafe every day from now on.

The cat-girl was happily lost in thought, completely unaware that someone was approaching from behind.

Holding a hammer, Zhang Ze tiptoed silently towards the catgirl squatting on the ground, her back to him, chuckling foolishly.

It's no wonder he's cautious; lately, he's been surrounded by an overwhelming number of catgirls, and he's developed some PTSD about them.

Especially in this cave, which is very likely related to the rotten princess.

Standing behind the catgirl, Zhang Ze's hammer flashed with a cold light before he smashed it down on the catgirl's head.

What sounds good is a good start.

The blow was powerful and heavy, and Zhang Ze knocked the Catwoman to the ground. Without saying a word, Zhang Ze knelt down on her.

With Lily's radio in one hand and the Le Dan Dan sword technique in the other, he was ready to properly control Xiao Jing's lackey.

However, before he could make a move, he suddenly noticed something was wrong: the catgirl was missing seven pairs of bells on her chest and there were no bells below.

Moreover, his face looks somewhat familiar; I feel like I've seen it somewhere before.

But where is it?
Just as Zhang Ze was lamenting his memory loss, the cat-girl, who had been pinned to the ground, cursed loudly.

"Zhang Ze, you bastard, why did you hit your father?"

Zhang Ze was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, and then without thinking, he struck the catgirl beneath him with another blow.

"You little brat! I don't care who you are! Take this!"

Without waiting for a reply, Zhang Ze punched the catwoman's mouth directly.

The sword spirit was very considerate and did not share pain levels exceeding the warning threshold with Her Majesty the Cat Girl, so although she was hammered to pieces, Her Majesty the Cat Girl did not feel any pain at all.

But heartache is inevitable, because this sword spirit represents its ambition to dominate the Thousand Machine Pavilion's Linglan Elementary School. With the sword spirit shattered, its own dream is shattered as well.

Suddenly she felt a little wronged, and just then, Zhang Ze stopped what he was doing.

It wasn't that Zhang Ze was chivalrous and wouldn't hit a woman; rather, from his perspective, this catgirl who was swearing was the first catgirl he could communicate with normally.

Therefore, we need to interrogate her to find out something first.

Zhang Ze got up, put away the unused ink thread, and then replaced it with a normal rope to tie up Her Majesty the Cat Girl.

"Speak! Who is Xiao Jing to you? Why did you turn into catgirls and wreak havoc on the world?"

Your Majesty the Cat Lady, "?"

When Zhang Ze asked her this question, the cat-girl who was already preparing to accept her new life suddenly felt a surge of anger.

She kicked her legs, trying to kick Zhang Ze, while angrily shouting.

"Damn it, who is Xiao Jing to me? I'm her ancestor! What do you mean, how did I become a catgirl? You're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask?"

Zhang Ze: "Ha, you're his ancestor, but I've beaten his ancestor before! Don't give me that righteous indifference act. Tell me, what exactly is Xiao Jing plotting!"

The cat-girl queen now realized that the person offering condolences had not recognized her at all.

It was clear that his Alzheimer's symptoms had progressed to a late stage.

Suppressing her anger, Her Majesty the Catwoman suddenly gave a professional smile and said.

"Welcome to Fried Chicken, sir. Please come in."

Although Her Majesty the Cat Girl has been diligently studying and working hard lately, she hasn't forgotten her culinary skills at the Thousand Machine Pavilion. Her rhythmic and melodic welcome is quite professional.

Upon hearing this voice, Zhang Ze, who suffers from face blindness, suddenly remembered who the person he had been pinning down and beating for so long was.

He took a step back, looking the catgirl up and down. "Your Majesty? What are you doing here?"

"You're asking me! Who should I ask? I was sleeping in class, and when I opened my eyes I was here. I didn't even know what was going on before you beat me up."

"Damn it! I was an emperor in my past life and you beat me up! Now I'm just a gatekeeper and you still beat me up! Is there no justice in this world?! Do you want to die?!"

The cat-girl became increasingly angry as she thought about it, and began to list Zhang Ze's crimes.

This includes the school rules set by Zhang Ze for the Thousand Machine Pavilion Elementary School. Things like being more than three minutes late means having to go to the Beast Taming Sect to shovel manure for elephants.

As the catgirl's anger grew, Zhang Ze's expression became increasingly strange.

"Wait a minute! No, are you really Xiao Qingyun?" Zhang Ze made a pause gesture and asked.

"I'm not, I'm fine, I am, I'm not! Wait a minute? You didn't know about this?"

Overwhelmed with shock, Her Majesty the Catwoman stammered and nearly bit her tongue.

Zhang Ze: "I don't know, and no one has told me. I always thought you were just joking, just like that Sword God of Annihilation on East Street."

Your Majesty the Catwoman: "No, Master told me you already knew. She said she asked you!"

The master mentioned by Her Majesty the Cat Girl was naturally Li Yueqi, but Zhang Ze recalled for a long time and still had no recollection of it.

Zhang Ze hesitated for a moment, about to say something but then stopped himself, "Let me wait, I can't trust you yet."

He said warily, "Tell me something that can prove your identity. Things like being a conjoined father and son don't count, things in history books don't count, things I've forgotten don't count, you just have to prove it."

Your Majesty the Cat Lady, "."

The other conditions were fine, but the phrase "things I forgot don't count" really left her speechless.

Fortunately, the conjugate father-son relationship still came into play.

Soon, Her Majesty the Catwoman, in her preordained wisdom, thought of something that Zhang Ze would never forget, something that even if he forgot, she would definitely remember, and something that only the two of them knew.

Her Majesty the Cat Girl made a shushing gesture, then whispered the matter to herself.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Ze's eyes widened in surprise, followed by an awkward chuckle.

"What are you laughing at! Untie your father!" Her Majesty the Catwoman said viciously.

"Hehehe, son, stop making trouble and beg me properly."

Because it's a secret known only to the two of them, no outsider could possibly know, not even the great Lily. Okay, stop asking.

—Excerpt from "The Magic of Friendship: The Boss and His Animal Friends"

Although the process of breaking the ice and reuniting was a bit silly, the result was quite perfect.

The awkwardness had subsided, and the two began to squat on the ground to check the accounts and review what had actually happened.

After some not-so-rigorous logical analysis, the two discovered that the problem lay with Li Yueqi.

She was involved in the investigation into Her Majesty the Cat Girl's identity from the very beginning, and she was also the one who tested Zhang Ze's attitude and relayed messages.

She misunderstood and imagined Zhang Ze to be too great, which caused this one-sided misunderstanding.

Zhang Ze tried hard to recall, and finally remembered that sunny afternoon.

That afternoon, he was at home editing the latest chapter of his serial novel when Li Yueqi burst through the window like a blue-winged bat king, startling him.

After her grand entrance, Li Yueqi leaned against the table and asked mysteriously.

"His Majesty's matter."

Zhang Ze glanced at Li Yueqi, then looked down at the draft he had just written. Looking at the title he had arranged, "The Empress and the Legendary Succubus Battle Little Red Riding Hood," he subconsciously assumed that Li Yueqi was sent by Bai Tao to steal the draft.

He reached out and covered the draft, whispering, "Don't tell anyone yet, keep it a secret for now."

Li Yueqi frowned, a knowing look on her face. "Then you..."

Zhang Ze thought Li Yueqi was asking him if he had the outline, so he immediately pretended to be calm and said, "Don't worry, I've already planned this out, it's all in my mind."

Li Yueqi then asked, "What about Chen Qin?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Ze quickly shook his head, "Don't tell her yet. I need to take a break. It's not the right time, and it's not suitable for anyone."

Zhang Ze meant that his junior sister must not know about this book.

Recently, she's been using the "Tearing Sexual Technique" and has become a bit too vigorous at night. Plus, she's been losing clothes lately. If her junior sister finds out about this book, she might not even have underwear to wear for the next few days.

Li Yueqi gave an "oh," stared at Zhang Ze with an admiring look, and then flew away like the Green Winged Bat King.

This nonsensical conversation came to an end.

Zhang Ze: "That's how it is. What happened on your end?"

Her Majesty the Catwoman said in a constipated tone, "She told me, you..."

After hearing Li Yueqi's praise, Zhang Ze shuddered awkwardly.

"Okay, stop talking. I'm not sure. I am indeed very great, but please don't say it out loud. Please keep it a secret. If you say it again, I'll get goosebumps."

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Ze saw that the Cat Girl seemed to want to say something but hesitated, and asked, "What's wrong? Is there anything else?"

The catgirl said in a serious tone, "Let me see your book, 'The Queen and the Legendary Succubus Battle Little Red Riding Hood.' I haven't read that erotic book yet."

Zhang Ze, “.”

Seeing Zhang Ze hesitate, Her Majesty the Catwoman roared, "You little brat! You beat me up, wasted half a year of my feelings, and all I asked you for was a pornographic book? What are you dawdling about?"

Zhang Ze said, "I didn't bring it with me. I'll talk about it when we get out."

"You'll get out, you'll be too late by then, and I have to go to school. I don't have time, hmm."
"Then do this: you go out and change the school rules so that students can bring pornographic books to school, and I can read them during class."

Zhang Ze: "Get lost! Don't you dare poison the flowers of Qianji Pavilion! If you keep blabbing, I'll write you into this book."

Your Majesty the cat lady, "(ˉ▽￣~)cut~~"

After rambling on for a while, Zhang Ze asked, "How did you get here?"

Her Majesty the Catwoman shook her head. "I already told you, I don't know. I was sleeping in class, and when I opened my eyes again, my consciousness had descended upon this sword spirit. Before I could even figure out what was going on, Dad, you beat me up."

After saying that, she spun around, showing Zhang Ze her mangled body, then pointed to a shadowy spot in the corner and said…

"However, if I had to say something, it's very likely related to this thing."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Ze looked in the direction His Majesty pointed and naturally saw the stone tablet standing in the corner, half-carved and not yet finished.

Although there are many typos, there is no doubt that it is another Emperor's Stele.

However, just as he was about to step forward to check, he suddenly heard Fukihime's voice behind him.

"Phew~ I can finally speak."

Zhang Ze turned around and found the Catwoman standing there in terror, with another head growing out of the sword spirit's body beside her head.

Fukihime's head is a semi-transparent, soft head, like a human head mushroom.

Immediately afterwards, Fu Hime also seized control of the entire Blade Spirit, and she controlled the Blade Spirit to take a step forward.

Then he stepped on his right foot with his left and fell to the ground.

Fuhime was a little confused. "Huh? When was it damaged? It was perfectly fine just now?"

"Ahem, don't worry about the details." Zhang Ze coughed lightly, glossing over the topic, then stepped forward to help Fu Ji up and asked, "What exactly happened?"

Fu Ji sighed, "I'm sorry, because of the special circumstances, I can only communicate with you through Her Majesty. Don't worry, Her Majesty will be alright."

"I didn't ask her." Zhang Ze was halfway through his sentence when he saw another head. The cat-girl looked both angry and furious, and looked like she was about to cry. So he quickly changed his words.

"Alright, alright, stop howling. I'll send you another erotic book when we get back, 'Seven Little Princesses vs. Harry, Pete and Hercules'."

After appeasing the annoying catgirl, Zhang Ze asked, "I'm asking about Baiyujing. Is this your home?"

Fu Ji tilted her head, looked at Zhang Ze for a while, and then sighed softly.

She stepped forward, grabbed Zhang Ze's wrist, and pressed it against the Human Emperor's Stele.

"look by youself."

The second half of the legend of the Human Emperor going to sea appeared in Zhang Ze's mind.

And at the end of his memory, Zhang Ze also saw Bai Yujing and Fu Ji in their most original forms.

(End of this chapter)