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Chapter 521 The New World's Rotten Princess Warriors' Invasion Plan

Chapter 521 The New World's Rotten Princess Warriors' Invasion Plan

Qianji Pavilion.

After a busy day, Ms. Lily was rubbing her aching back, preparing to go home and rest so she could enjoy the rest of the day counting money. But as soon as she put on her coat, before she could even leave the house, a black light flashed before her eyes.

The junior sister, like a ghost, leaped through the window into the second floor of Zha Shide, and with a Moon Pounce, pinned Lily to the ground.

Without counting down or waiting for Lily to beg for mercy, the junior sister picked up Lily and ran out of the city.

"You want to do it"

Before Lily could finish speaking, she was torn apart by the high-speed wind and melted into the autumn of Qingjing.

After Lily started panting again, she had already been carried to the General House.

Xiangxiang was fiddling with a piece of equipment that floated around. The equipment was golden all over and looked like a huge vacuum tube computer, which looked rather bulky.

Fortunately, it also has a large number of array symbols and Thousand Machine Magic Tool accessories, which makes it look less tacky.

This machine was developed by Zhang Ze using the small ball vibration communication method. However, due to time constraints, it has not yet been debugged. After Lily assembled it, it has been sitting here ever since.

At this moment, Zhang Ze made a call, but for some reason it was all static. Xiangxiang tried for a long time but still couldn't figure out how to operate it.

There's no way around it; Lily's thought process is different from normal people's. Even if it's not intentional, the things she makes are difficult for normal people to use.

"Quick, quick, Lily, fix this thing! It's not making any noise."

The junior sister shook Lily, just like she was shaking a glass of red wine.

"Don't rush, I said don't rush, put me down first, if you shake me again I'm going to throw up all over you."

Feeling a bit nauseous from being shaken, Lily pried open her junior sister's hand and jumped to the ground.

She paused for a moment, gagged twice, and finally came to her senses. However, instead of going to the machine to start adjusting it, she walked towards the door.

Lily wasn't trying to run away; she was simply flipping a switch on the wall next to the door.

The switch has a simple design; turning it upwards turns it on, and turning it downwards turns it off.

To make sure others knew, Lily also wrote the words "open" and "closed" in big letters and pasted them next to the switch.

As Lily flipped the switch to the on position, the large machine that had been buzzing lit up, entered self-modulation mode, and ended standby.

It began to amplify and analyze the information transmitted by Zhang Ze, and attempted to establish communication with Zhang Ze, who was in the Holy Land.

Lily clapped her hands and complained, "I have to do this for such a small thing? Didn't I already write a note next to the switch?"

Xiangxiang, "?"

Xiangxiang was completely bewildered by Lily's actions. She looked up at the ceiling fan and the main light, then at the switch on the wall, her mind still a bit blank.

"No, what kind person would put the switch on the wall?"

Xiangxiang felt like an idiot for trying to tinker with the machine from the very beginning but being unable to turn it on.

“Me!” Lily said confidently, hands on her hips.

Xiangxiang, "Where are the switches for the light and the fan?"

Lily pointed to the control panel of the machine, "It's over there. The pink knob on the left is for adjusting the brightness of the lights."

"That green keypad is the fan switch. Press 138 to turn on the fan, 56447 is the first speed, 65689 is the second speed, and 23438 is the third speed."

Xiangxiang, "Why?"

Lily: "Because I don't want other people to use my fan, it'll be too cold if it's not suitable."

“That’s not what I’m asking.” Xiangxiang, whose obsessive-compulsive disorder was acting up, pointed to the switch on the wall. “Why would the machine’s switch be on the wall? That doesn’t make sense.”

Lily put her hands on her hips and argued, "How is it not scientific? Look, you came into this room to turn on this machine, right?"

Xiangxiang: "Yes, yes."

Lily, "So what's wrong with the switch being on the wall, turning it on when you come in, and turning it off when you leave?"

Xiangxiang, "this"

It's a bit weird, but it also feels really reasonable.

Lily continued, "The same principle applies to fans and lights; you only feel the heat or darkness when you're using them."

"If you put the switch on the wall, wouldn't you have to get up and walk back and forth? That's too much trouble."

Xiangxiang said, "But the light switch has to be on the wall!"

Lily: "Who said that? There's no such logic in this world."

The junior sister watched the two arguing. She wanted to point out that it was a serious problem for them to use a fan to cool down the room instead of magic arrays and artifacts, even though they were already cultivating immortality.

But the junior sister thought about it and decided to forget it. Worrying about these things would only be a waste of time. It would only worsen Xiangxiang's OCD and make her listen to Lili's rambling nonsense.

She ignored the two of them and sat down in her seat, waiting for Zhang Ze's message.

After some time, the signal finally stabilized, but instead of greetings from the Earth's core, the screen displayed a screen full of text.

A wide variety of details, exceptionally meticulous.

However, because these words were not divided into paragraphs and had no punctuation, the junior sister found it very difficult to read and felt dizzy and lightheaded.

Helpless, the junior sister could only reply with a "1" to indicate that she had received it.

She watched for a while longer, but the more she watched, the more dizzy she became. She reached out and pulled over Lily, who was still trying to instill fallacies in Xiangxiang.

"Can this be divided into segments?" the junior sister asked.

"Sure, here you go." Lily placed a cookie with the word "handsome" printed on it into her junior sister's hand, then pointed to a coin slot, "Put it in, then shout into the loudspeaker next to it, and you'll get a score."

Junior sister, "?"

"This...isn't this machine supposed to be automatic? And what the heck is this cookie driver?"

Lily: "Who told you this machine is automatic? This machine is made of artificial intelligence."

After saying that, she kicked the switch under the machine. With a creak, the metal plate on the front of the machine unfolded, and the rotten princess hiding inside appeared in front of her junior sister.

Fu Ji: "Hi~, one Tai Sui for becoming a member, one small cookie for translating segments, and a case of Forget-Me-Not Water for overtime work."

Lily, "The principle still relies on the encoding of Fuki's communication. I just tried to strengthen the signal, optimize the operation panel, and improve Fuki's working environment."

Junior sister, "."

Lily: "Hey, what's with that expression? I'm not Superman, how could I possibly create a brand new magical artifact in just a few days?"

The junior sister sighed, too lazy to pay any more attention to Lily, and casually tossed the cookie in.

After Fuji finished eating the cookies in the machine, she began to segment the information that Zhang Ze had sent back.

Soon, this firsthand intelligence was compiled, and Xiangxiang and Lili, who had given up trying to persuade each other, came over at this time, looking curiously at the intelligence that Zhang Ze had sent back.

Zhang Ze meticulously relayed back everything they had encountered in the Holy Land, as well as the intelligence they had gathered so far.

This includes the Holy Land tribe, the first part of the legend of the Human Emperor, speculations about Baiyujing, the possibility that the predecessors of the Six Sects are still alive, and the mutation that Little Fu Ji has appeared.

Finally, Zhang Ze asked them to come up with a way to send down some more rotten concubines.

After confirming that the information was correct, Xiangxiang began to process the paperwork.

She archived this information and distributed it to the relevant individuals in the six cases.

Lily then began to study Zhang Ze's demands, thinking about how to secretly and efficiently complete the plan to send the corrupt concubine.

As for the junior sister, she was thinking about something else.

'If my senior brother is the Human Emperor.'

'So I'll be the Empress of Humanity from now on? Wait, what kind of weird name is that?'

"Why don't you just call yourself 'Wife' or 'Ren Cheng'? And 'Xiang Xiang' is 'Ren Hong' (meaning 'popular'), after all, yellow, orange, red, green, blue, indigo, and violet."

Lily's soft chatter interrupted her junior sister's reverie.

Junior Sister, "What the heck is 'human orange'? And it's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet, right? Wait, how can you read minds?"

Lily, "What kind of mind-reading is this? You're just talking to yourself."

Lily waved her hand, signaling her not to interrupt her train of thought. After a moment, Lily clapped her hands, "I've got it!"

After saying that, she ran to the machine, fed it two more cookies, and then started typing away on the keyboard to discuss the feasibility of the plan with Zhang Ze.

After exchanging some more information with Zhang Ze, Lily finalized the plan and ended the communication.

"follow me."

After saying that, Lily ran out the door and casually pulled on the switch on the wall to turn off the machine.

The rotten princess inside the machine also crawled out through the side door. After handing over her shift to another version of herself, she wriggled off her shift with her bag on her back.

Holy land.

Zhang Ze went back to business.

The icy seawater was blocked by the water-repelling spell, and Zhang Ze dived into the Minghai Sea, located west of the Holy Land Tian Shu City.

Because of the high-pressure management of the Holy Land, most tribes were forbidden from entering the land, so the Narumi Sea was not overdeveloped.

The shallow waters are azure blue, teeming with corals, and teeming with colorful fish and aquatic life.

Zhang Ze even saw a strange fish from which golden fish bones could be extracted.

Judging from its unfortunate appearance, Zhang Ze thought the fish lived in the deep sea, but it turned out to be living in the shallow sea.

Only this type of fish, because it has been caught so many times, will flee at the sight of people; the other aquatic creatures will not even glance at Zhang Ze.

After catching two golden monster fish on a whim, Zhang Ze dived into the deep sea.

During the descent, he thought he saw a carp, though it might have been his imagination.

He immediately stopped and searched around, but found nothing.

Zhang Ze, pretending his eyes were playing tricks on him, stopped thinking about it and continued diving down the trench.

As it grew darker and the fish became scarcer, Zhang Ze finally stopped when he could go no further.

This is the point where he and Lily agreed to deploy their troops.

Stepping onto the seabed, stirring up waves of mud and sand, Zhang Ze then took out the arm from his treasure bag that could penetrate heaven and earth when held up to his middle finger.

Zhang Ze controlled the arm by flying on a sword, and at the same time, a golden light flashed in his left hand, and a leaf from a sacred tree appeared in his hand.

After confirming that everything was in order, Zhang Ze plunged his arm into the mud and sand on the seabed.

As it continued downwards, the arm soon approached the edge of the Holy Land world, and with a soft pop, it pierced through the Holy Land.

However, having prepared in advance, Zhang Ze threw out the sacred tree leaf in his hand before the suction force was generated.

The phantom of the sacred tree turned from yellow to pink, then back to yellow, finally sealing the gap between the arm and the sacred world, preventing black energy from leaking into the sea or seawater from flooding the void.

However, the growth of the phantom of the sacred tree did not stop. Instead, its roots grew backward, mimicking the mother tree, and began to construct a passage. As Zhang Ze returned to the seabed, a golden passage took shape.

After doing all this, Zhang Ze checked it several times to make sure everything was correct before proceeding to the next step.

He pulled out a human base directly from his treasure bag.

Of course, they only look somewhat similar; inside, it's still the same technology as Qianji Pavilion.

At the very core of this human base is a Stone Core Formation capable of summoning and teleporting living beings.

After returning from the Mysterious Realm of Mountains and Seas, the technology of the Stone Pill Summoning Array also made a breakthrough. Combining the technology of the exiled fleet from back then with the various technologies accumulated in the Four Continents today, a new teleportation method was born.

It does not rely on ley lines or require spiritual energy. As long as a connection is established between the two ends, it can complete the lossless teleportation by stirring up the sea of ​​earth.

Theoretically speaking, this method can ignore distance and obstacles, and traverse the universe that is now 'submerged' by the Earth Sea.

Of course, this is only in theory, because it has not been tested yet. Currently, the Thousand Machine Pavilion has only completed two live experiments in the Four Continents, and the subjects of the experiments were both Fu Ji.

Whether this method can traverse the sacred land remains to be seen.

Once the base was fully deployed, Zhang Ze began operating it. Because this base was also made by Lily, this broken thing was a bit troublesome to use.

Why not use the keyboard and buttons instead of the perfectly good method of controlling with one's consciousness?

Fortunately, Zhang Ze still has a good memory for some things; he hasn't completely forgotten his unique skill of creating weapons with his own hands.

After operating the machine with both hands for a while, Zhang Ze successfully started the Terran base.

As the human base was activated, the indicator lights on its surface lit up, their pale blue glow illuminating the dark seabed.

Then the lower gate opened, and a fungal carpet composed of mycelium and some kind of gelatinous biomass began to spread.

One after another, the upward-facing Tai Sui (a type of fungus) served as nodes, extending the fungal carpet outwards for hundreds of meters.

Then these eyes turned upwards and began to wriggle, and flawless crystals were squeezed out of the eyes and suspended in the seawater.

Runes flowed across it, and the Thousand Machine Array symbols transformed, beginning to strengthen the coordinates of this place.

Looking at the somewhat eclectic base, Zhang Ze didn't offer much comment. He reached into his pocket, touched it, and pulled out the Little Fuji.

Little Fuji gave Zhang Ze an OK sign, then swam towards the base in a breaststroke motion. However, when she got close, she didn't go in, but instead carefully peeled a piece off her body.

The piece that was pried off immediately turned into an even smaller Fukuhime. After the little Fukuhime and the tiny Fukuhime chattered for a while, the tiny Fukuhime jumped into the base.

Then a series of gurgling and incoherent announcements came from inside.

"SCV is ready, the sacred mycelium connects us, the Rotten Princess is unstoppable, for the Emperor! Warp initiation!"

After Fu Ji was activated, Zhang Ze planted a spiral longsword he had obtained from Sect Master Lu into the ground. Purple campfires ignited, and starlight spread, obscuring the base.

Central Continent Center.

Although only half a month has passed, the place has changed again.

Besides eggplants that you eat like meat, pumpkins that you bite into, and chili peppers that you suck on your toes, there are many other normal plants.

Furthermore, the floating islands in Changzhou were relocated here after being equipped with the same flight devices as Linglu Valley.

These floating islands will serve as suspended ecological platforms to cultivate plants and animals that can adapt to the wasteland, thereby accelerating the purification of the wasteland.

On a platform.

Lily and many others were setting up a huge teleportation array. The junior sister stood a good distance behind Lily with her hands in her pockets, not causing any trouble.

After setting up the last array and detecting Zhang Ze's signal, Lily rubbed her aching lower back with satisfaction.

She stepped out of the magic circle to check, and after confirming that everything was correct, she and her junior sister, with teapot in their left hands and tea tray in their right, happily ran back.

While serving tea and water, the two invited the seniors from Longhu Mountain and Tianzong who had come to help out of the magic formation.

Then Lily reached into her pocket and pulled out a small rotten fairy.

Little Fukuhime: "Yay! Goodbye Mommy, I'm setting sail tonight!"

Listening to Fu Ji's song, the junior sister asked curiously, "Didn't senior brother say he wanted a lot? Why is there only one?"

Lily: "Don't worry, there will be more after you de-stress."

Junior sister, "?"

Lily placed the little rotten princess on the ground and then retreated several hundred steps.

The next moment, the tiny Fuki-hime suddenly began to wriggle and swell, its mycelium sticking together to form a huge little mountain, and its crazy, giggling babbling rang in everyone's ears.

As the decompression continued, the hill continued to grow in size. At the same time, countless limbs and faces appeared and disappeared on this pale blue slime mold mountain, and kept falling off.

Each piece of slime that falls off will soon turn into a tiny rotten princess.

Everyone was already used to this strange yet adorable scene; those who wanted to drink tea drank tea, and those who wanted to eat pastries ate pastries.

As the stress was relieved, more and more "fujoshi" (female fans of BL) appeared in the square. However, they did not cause trouble. Instead, they consciously formed square formations of one hundred people each and entered the teleportation array in an orderly manner.

The little rotten girl at the front gave a hand gesture to herself in the first group next to her.

"New Century Rotten Princess Warriors are ready, Invasion... no, I mean, Descent Operation officially begins!"

Then, amidst a burst of rousing music, the figures of the little rotten girls faded and disappeared.

(End of this chapter)

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