Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 493 Blue Star has been restarted, if you have any problems, go talk to the Sword Sect.
Chapter 493 Blue Star has been restarted, if you have any problems, go talk to the Sword Sect.
Lily rubbed her hands together and looked at Zhang Ze.
"If I had to say who inspired me the most, it would have to be you, Boss. If you hadn't created that Acquired Dao Embryo technique and gone to the Mountain and Sea Secret Realm, I wouldn't have been able to succeed."
As she spoke, Lily began to rummage around on her body and finally pulled out a business plan.
The plan was written in cipher, and only Lily could read the text.
Turning the page, Lily conjured up a small blackboard and clapped her hands to signal everyone to look over.
"We should start with the eldest brother."
The trial session turned into Lily's little classroom.
And Lily truly lived up to her reputation as a genius at tutoring the Black Canal. With Lily's clear and concise explanations, everyone gradually understood everything.
According to Lily, when her evil plan hit a roadblock, it was her beloved boss who brought her warmth.
As her acquired Dao Body and her research into the Earth Sea deepened, Lily developed new ideas and overturned all her previous plans.
The so-called flesh and blood are weak and suffering, but they ascend from the earth and sea.
Lily decides to create twin tails that exist simultaneously in reality and the Earthsea.
“I was thinking, if the tides of the Earth Sea are the beginning and end of all worlds, then is the path after Mahayana also there?” Lily said, tapping the blackboard.
"I've already reviewed the data from the previous civilization. Now, a single Mahayana cultivator is stronger than their strongest weapon at its peak, and their resistance to the Earth Sea is far superior."
However, Lily stopped there, because there was a young novice monk among those present, and she was unsure whether she should let him know these things.
The young novice also had an expression that said, "Oh no, did I hear something I shouldn't have? Am I going to be silenced?"
The young novice monk was about to get up and take his leave, but Old Tang pressed him down.
"It's alright, we should listen to it. We'll have to know it eventually anyway."
Old Tang often went to Qianji Temple to freeload in his spare time. He was very familiar with this young novice monk and his master, and knew that the boy was kind-hearted and had exceptional talent.
The young novice monk said, "But what about my identity?"
Old Tang waved his hand and said, "Identity is worthless."
Old Tang only spoke halfway before swallowing his words back. After all, his ability to act arrogantly and go wherever he wanted was largely due to his status as the sect leader.
It's a bit too much of a double standard to brag while enjoying the benefits.
Old Tang changed his tune, saying, "Alright, identity is still useful. Hmm, we can do it this way."
As he spoke, Old Tang took out an iron certificate from his pocket. He looked at the name on it and gestured with his hand, as if he was thinking about where to start writing.
Zhang Ze looked at the iron roll and felt that it looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it before.
Old Tang didn't care about other people's opinions. After thinking for a while, he found a space between the names of Xiao Tang's junior apprentice Zhuge Ye and Wang Qing.
Old Tang breathed on his fingertips and then added the little novice's name.
A flash of blue light appeared on the iron scroll, and after the names were written, something in the dark connected the young novice monk and Old Tang together.
After finishing writing, Old Tang patted the young novice on the shoulder.
"Alright, that's enough for you now."
"You don't need to go back to the temple later. Just come back to Longhu Mountain with me. I'll talk to Monk Ma about your matter. We Buddhist monks at Longhu Mountain practice dual cultivation, so you should still call him Master."
"In a couple of days, I'll have Xiao Tang take you to get a foot massage so you can experience the culture that has been passed down through our lineage."
Little novice monk, "╭(°A°`)╮"
Listening to Old Tang's strange talk, Zhang Ze finally remembered what that thing was.
That iron scroll is the roster of Longhu Mountain, and the names of all the disciples who have received the true teachings are recorded in it.
Zhang Ze's name was also on it. When he first met Lao Tang, Lao Tang unilaterally accepted him as his junior brother.
Although Zhang Ze didn't care and never mentioned it, being able to leave his name on it would be a tremendous opportunity for most people.
While Lao Tang is often incoherent, he doesn't act recklessly in this matter.
That little monk might actually have something. Zhang Ze craned his neck to look at the iron scroll, intending to see the name of the person in question.
"Ok?"
Zhang Ze looked at the three newly added characters of the name on the iron scroll.
Jiang Liuer
Upon seeing the name, two background music tracks immediately came to mind for Zhang Ze. Looking at the young novice monk, he felt that this boy was destined for greatness.
Either head west, or achieve harmony between heaven and earth.
The little incident was overshadowed. Lily glanced at Jiang Liuer, whose face had turned as red as a hard-boiled egg upon hearing the words "wash feet," and coughed lightly, drawing everyone's attention back.
Lily drew several pictures on the blackboard.
Two little people with a ball between them.
The first little figure is probably Zhang Ze, because the character "Zhang" is written on his face.
The second small ball has the words "Taoist Body" written in the middle.
The third little figure has the word "fairy" written on its face.
"Personally, I think the process of cultivating immortality should be like this."
"First, one must possess wisdom, then master the innate or acquired Dao body, and finally adapt to or control the earth and sea to become a true immortal."
"Although I don't know what an immortal is like, if one cannot achieve immortality, one cannot be called a true immortal."
"But if you want to be immortal, you have to get past the sea."
"My little darlings are the result; they are more adapted to the sea than any other creature on the four continents."
Lily slapped her notebook repeatedly; it contained a detailed account of this evil creature experiment.
“As you just saw, even Master Cheng couldn’t do anything about them, after all…” Lily thought for a moment and finally came up with a suitable word, “After all, they’re not on the same layer.”
"Although I don't know how to cultivate, I feel that this is truly a new way out."
As Lily finished speaking, she proudly puffed out her flat chest.
"So you understand now, right? I'm doing a good deed, you can't bury me alive!"
After listening to Lily's words, Zhang Ze fell into deep thought. He instinctively felt that Lily might be right.
In fact, after Zhang Ze developed the method of the Acquired Dao Body, the path after Mahayana Buddhism was one step closer, but there was no conclusion about what would happen next.
Zhang Ze had discussed this with Lao Tang and the others, but there were significant differences of opinion. After all, at that time, everyone believed that Earthsea could only resist, not assimilate or accept.
Even Zhang Ze thought so.
But Lily's insect swarm disaster has indeed provided a new perspective.
Although it's just an idea right now, it seems like it's enough.
The fact that Lily could think of this is either a sign that she's incredibly stupid or that she has absolutely no moral bottom line.
The most important thing is the inheritance and accumulation of the six sects, and the legacy and accumulation of the previous civilization.
And luck.
Luck plays a big role; after all, this is no different from opening a blind box.
God knows how Lily managed to combine the fur from Mao Mao's dog, the mosquitoes from the Mountain and Sea Secret Realm, the cockroaches from Longhu Mountain, and the acquired Dao Pill that Zhang Ze rubbed together to create these super long, straight black hairs and super twin ponytails.
Not only Zhang Ze, but everyone else fell into deep thought.
Even Jiang Liuer, who was lost in fantasies about washing feet because of Lao Tang, had an expression of longing for the future.
Seeing that everyone was thinking, the old man and the two star gods whispered to each other in a way that only they could hear.
"Old man, so Lily was thinking this far ahead?"
"I bet she made it all up on the spot. If it were true, she would have announced it to the world long ago. Why would she wait until now to say it?"
"Old man, I guess so. When she recruited us, I remember she said she wanted to research how to make twin tails that wouldn't die from an explosion, and mosquitoes that could bite everyone's butts."
"Tongtong, indeed... Oh right, I haven't asked yet, why are you doing this with Lily?"
"I messed around with Lily because she promised me that she would solve my problem of only having one egg yolk after we succeeded."
"You still have both egg yolks, why do you want to join in?"
The old man sighed upon hearing this, "Hey, what else can I do? I was tricked into coming here by Meimei."
"Meow?"
"Old man, Lily and Meimei signed a long-term power leveling contract. Meimei would train for her, and she would pay Meimei. Once, they must have been confused, because Lily forgot about this and took Meimei into the lab."
"We can't beat them by silencing them, and we can't beat them by imprisoning them, so we can only persuade Meimei to join us."
"So she joined? What's her motive?"
"Old woman, she doesn't want anything, she's mentally unstable now, she just wants to see everyone get bitten on the butt."
"Isn't she afraid of getting bitten?" The old man replied, "She's gotten used to being a rag doll now, and says she doesn't care. No matter how many mosquitoes there are, they won't bite her."
After a moment of silence, they all offered a fair assessment: "That's very bad."
The old man nodded. "Indeed."
……
In short, whether Lily was just trying to bite someone's butt or genuinely had lofty ideals, she finally managed to get away with it.
Of course, all experiments must be stopped, and even if they are restarted, they must be monitored to prevent Lily from acting recklessly again.
Old Tang also borrowed Lily's wicked experiment records for his research.
During Lily's translation process, Zhang Ze discovered that Lily not only "stole" a lot of technology from the Six Sects during her research, but also referenced the Mother Tree, the Firefly Spirit, and the Rotten Princess.
Genius, that's all Zhang Ze can say.
Inside the room, Zhang Ze looked at the small box in front of him.
The small box is only the size of a palm, with a non-dazzling gold lower half and a transparent upper half that looks like nothing at all.
Inside the box were miniature mountains and rivers, where the little cuties Lily had created were playing and occasionally greeting Zhang Ze, the big guy observing them.
Besides mosquitoes and cockroaches, there are two other species: rhinoceros beetles and white-legged giant spiders, as well as some larvae that have not yet metamorphosed.
Long, straight black hair, twin ponytails, dark-skinned, strong athletic student, fair-skinned high school girl, little loli.
Hmm, not bad, you could form a band now.
Originally, Lily's swarm of insects was planned to include even more species.
For example, Mutalisks, Hydralisks, Zerglings, Banelings, Infestors, Warriors, and Hive Tyrants.
But before they could even develop their relationship, Lily was taken down on the spot.
It can be described as a stroke of luck amidst misfortune.
The management of these little things has now been transferred to Zhang Ze, and to prevent Lily from causing trouble again, Fu Ji will monitor Lily 24 hours a day.
If Lily tries to do something wrong again, swallow her on the spot.
No need to report it, just swallow it first.
In short, they found a guardian for Lily, that poor kid.
While thinking about how to improve the rules that were set up for Lily alone, Zhang Ze tapped on the cover of the eco-box and interacted with the little creatures inside.
To be honest, these little things were somewhat different from what Zhang Ze had imagined.
They are highly intelligent, much like Mao Mao, and have very stable personalities, and they don't have the bad habit of being greedy.
Or rather, they don't need to eat at all; as marine creatures, they are practically perpetual motion machines.
That is why they can serve as the power source for the Thousand Machine Giant City and the controller for the node array.
Their biting behavior isn't actually about sucking blood, but rather a kind of prayer similar to a dog's wish-granting ritual.
You wish that the other person would get big, red, itchy bumps.
Perhaps in the eyes of the Four Continents, they are also furry.
And perhaps because their bodies have an excessive amount of fur, these little creatures seem to have a good impression of Zhang Ze.
After being taken over by Zhang Ze, they quickly adapted to their new leader and showed no attachment to their creator, Lily.
The boss's boss is the real boss, that's who matters.
So, after getting to know them better, Zhang Ze realized that the only drawback of these little guys was probably their appearance.
We're all bloodsuckers, but the ugly ones are called mosquitoes, and they only get slapped in the middle of the night.
The handsome ones are called Dark Nobles, and a group of people line up to have their essence absorbed.
sorrow.
"emmm"
However, upon thinking about this, Zhang Ze suddenly had an idea.
Transforming into a dark nobleman is a bit troublesome, but making them less realistic doesn't seem difficult.
I've played Pokémon X before, and there are so many Bug-type Pokémon in it, yet I haven't seen many people afraid of them.
As for the legal department, what does it have to do with me that Phantom Beast PAX lost? They've done the same thing to Ah Li before. If there's anything wrong, go talk to the Sword Sect.
Zhang Ze clapped his hands, attracting the attention of the little things in the box.
"Hey everyone, look over here, I have something to tell you."
"Most people, except for Lily who's got a screw loose, can't accept you guys like this. They don't like bugs."
"Therefore, for the harmonious development of the four continents, I think we should change our approach."
As Zhang Ze spoke, he used the Five Elements Cats as a success story to explain the importance of appearance to these little guys.
Zhang Ze's oral skills were incredibly effective, penetrating deep into the insects' hearts. Soon, the insect representatives passed the resolution, indicating that they could join this glorious evolution.
Of course, the most important thing is Zhang Zeju's example and the references he provided are indeed very attractive.
For example, the skin called Scyther is very popular with insects.
There's also the Speaker Cricket Warrior, I don't know why, but I just think it's really cool and full of chivalrous spirit.
"Hmm, you guys need to change your names too. After all, a name is part of your appearance. Let me think about it."
"How about we call it Pokémon from now on?"
The netizens didn't care about the name chosen by Zhang Ze, who is terrible at naming, and said it was fine with them.
The skin-changing operation was easier than Zhang Ze had imagined, and the entire transformation was completed in just half a day.
In this process, their connection with Zhang Ze became even closer.
After the transformation was completed, the Thousand Machine Giant from the old Xiaoyao Sect was also moved over and placed in the back mountain of the Thousand Machine Pavilion to serve as a base for these little things.
After settling everything in, these little creatures embarked on their first mission.
Night falls at Zhang Ze's house.
The junior sister lay on the table, wrestling with the blue caterpillar-shaped insect in front of her with one finger, having a great time.
While playing, she suddenly said out of the blue, "Hey, senior brother, do you think these Pokémon are your and Momo's offspring?"
Zhang Ze, who was changing clothes, was speechless.
"Just kidding, hahaha."
Seeing Zhang Ze's expression, the junior sister, whose family had a master, smiled happily.
Then she picked up the small red and white ball on the table and put the blue caterpillar inside.
"Let's go, senior brother, everything should be ready over there." The junior sister stood up, patted Zhang Ze, and gestured for him to stop daydreaming and focus on the important matter.
"What about Lily? Is she coming with us?" Zhang Ze asked.
The junior sister glanced down at Little Walnut and replied, "She can't go. She was just swallowed by the Rotten Princess. The Rotten Princess said that ten minutes ago, Lily bent over, possibly intending to do something indecent to the earth, so she took coercive measures and she must be strictly disciplined for two days."
“But I suspect that Fuhime did it on purpose,” the junior sister added at the end.
Zhang Ze, “.”
Zhang Ze remained silent for a while, then decided not to express his opinion.
Oh well, let them be. Lily deserved it anyway; it's good that she learned her lesson.
It’s still business that matters.
With everything prepared, Zhang Ze and his junior sister left the room together and bowed to Sect Master Lu, who was waiting in the courtyard outside the door.
"We're ready."
"We'll set off once we're ready."
As he finished speaking, a glimmer of starlight appeared at Lu Yuzhou's fingertips, so dazzling that it was impossible for anyone to open their eyes.
When Zhang Ze opened his eyes again, he and his junior sister had arrived at a Gobi desert in Xizhou.
Ah Li and her mother-in-law were talking not far away.
The junior sister saw her mother and ran over to her with a big smile.
Zhang Ze also lowered his head and shuffled over.
The group wasn't here for a picnic or outing; they had serious business to attend to.
They are preparing to implement the dog-pulling Zhang Ze to pick up Lao Deng.
Originally, this plan required summoning many sea-patrol hounds before implementation, but due to Lily's bug plan, this step seems to be unnecessary.
These insects are better than the hairy ones.
(End of this chapter)
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