Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 490 The Taoist Priest and the One with Long Black Hair and Twin Ponytails
Chapter 490 The Taoist Priest and the One with Long Black Hair and Twin Ponytails
"I discriminate against the Zerg swarm," was Cheng Ye's only thought at that moment.
The insect population is not diverse; apart from some small insects whose species are not easily discernible, the majority of the insects are of only two species.
One type is long, straight black hair, which is a mosquito.
One type has twin ponytails, which is Xiaoqiang.
Although for some reason, these little cuties look different from the common breed, appearing more slender, well-proportioned, and handsome.
But some facts cannot be changed.
They are insects.
Everyone present changed their expressions.
The same applies to Master Cheng, who is facing the enemy.
When some of these adorable little creatures flew into Master Cheng's mouth, he clearly didn't react in time.
He subconsciously pursed his lips.
He didn't know what he sipped, but immediately afterward, a pure spiritual energy dissolved in his mouth.
Although this spiritual energy was harmless, the thought of where it came from made Master Cheng feel a churning in his stomach and a bitter taste fill his mouth.
Perhaps this is destiny.
Grandpa Cheng was reminded of the earthen house from his childhood, and the stove where pigtails always peeked out.
"vomit!"
In the end, Master Cheng still vomited.
But even if you vomit, you still have to get rid of the parasites.
Master Cheng reached out and clenched his fist, and golden lightning descended upon the world. The lightning seemed to possess a spirit, avoiding those present and locking onto each and every tiny insect.
In a single instant, they were all annihilated.
The swarm of insects that had just appeared, resembling a dark cloud, seemed to be just an illusion; there wasn't even a trace of smell left in the air.
The junior sister hid behind Zhang Ze, patting her sleeves as she did so, as if afraid that some little cutie might have crawled into her clothes.
At this moment, she envied Xiangxiang, since the projection was almost invincible at this time.
However, just when everyone thought the farce was officially over and they were preparing for a three-way trial of Liu Lili to decide whether to bury her alive or drown her in the lake, the buzzing sound started again.
"Buzz~ Buzz~"
The swarm of insects that had just been wiped out by the Thunder God reappeared, completely unharmed.
"Form the formation!" a celestial master shouted.
To be honest, he had never been as nervous as he was today since he was promoted to Purple Robe Celestial Master.
Although it wasn't a life-or-death crisis, it was a matter of giving it our all.
The Dao Sword Technique was unleashed as if it were free.
This time, however, the insects were completely unharmed.
Sword energy and Taoist techniques passed through their bodies.
It's as if they don't exist in this world.
Even many forbidden spells have little effect on these twin ponytails and long, straight black hair, only slowing them down for a moment.
In the blink of an eye, the first group of women with long, straight black hair and pigtails approached the group of purple-robed celestial masters who were in formation.
Just as forbidden spells are ineffective, escape spells and spatial magic are also ineffective; no matter how you try to dodge, you cannot escape them.
However, the imagined suicide attack or bizarre poisoning did not materialize.
These adorable little creatures simply did what they were supposed to do after getting close to the Taoist priests.
That's annoying.
Long, black mosquitoes began buzzing around the Taoist priests' ears, sometimes near, sometimes far, sometimes close, sometimes distant.
The girls with pigtails started climbing up their Taoist robes, appearing and disappearing intermittently, sending shivers down their spines.
This feeling was so wonderful that the Taoist masters didn't want to experience it a second time.
When the Heavenly Masters' attention was drawn to the twin ponytails, and some even prepared to take off their clothes, those with long, straight black hair made their move again.
They were no longer elusive, but instead landed on the exposed skin of the Celestial Masters.
Then, small, rosy bumps began to appear on the skin of the Taoist priests.
Then came a tickling sensation.
"?"
Looking at the mosquito bites on their arms, the Taoist priests were all puzzled, and some even wanted to laugh in bewilderment.
When was the last time I was bitten by a mosquito?
I really can't remember.
Although Longhu Mountain is not known for its physical cultivation methods, the methods practiced during Qi cultivation, due to the balance of Yin and Yang, enable cultivators to be immune to heat and cold, and to ward off miasma and poison.
Once one reaches the Qi Refining stage and cultivates a body of copper and iron, one becomes even less afraid of mosquitoes. One can stand naked and let ordinary mosquitoes bite him, and they won't even dare to bite him.
Now, a group of Nascent Soul and Void Refinement cultivators are covered in welts from being stung. No one would believe it if this were told.
Seeing this, Master Cheng made another move, and Jin Lei once again eliminated the woman with long black hair and twin ponytails.
This time was no different from the first. Although those long, straight black hairs and twin tails were blasted away and disappeared, they returned to the world the next moment.
It seems to be immortal.
Furthermore, these little cuties are showing signs of evolution. As the golden lightning continues to bombard them, their 'resurrection' time becomes shorter and shorter, and they even emit a tingling electric current when they sting people.
Upon seeing this, Master Cheng quickly stopped, no longer daring to unleash the golden lightning, and instead used water magic to restrain it.
However, the results were still minimal.
During the battle against the woman with long black hair and twin ponytails at Longhu Mountain, Zhang Ze looked at Lily, the instigator of everything.
Lily was wriggling on the ground, trying to sneak away while everyone's attention was drawn.
Along with them, all those who were restrained by the restrictions also fled.
It and the old man were rolling around behind Lily like big caterpillars.
Meimei didn't escape, not because she was obedient, but because Zhang Ze had tied her up and hung her on a tree.
She desperately wanted to escape, but she couldn't.
It was impossible to tell which side was front or back; they probably all just happened to roll to the front. In any case, they were all the first ones to make eye contact with Zhang Ze.
In a flash, it probably remembered the happy times it had spent with Zhang Ze and realized its place in the world, so it made the right decision.
Reversal.
They all jumped up, first knocking Lily off her feet to prevent her from climbing back up, and then immediately rolled to Zhang Ze's side.
"The Earth Sea, those insects are related to the Earth Sea!"
All the voices rang in Zhang Ze's mind.
Upon hearing this, Zhang Ze immediately had an idea. He raised his right hand and shouted at Master Cheng.
"Master Cheng, please stop and let this junior handle this!"
After he finished speaking, the colorless light began to spread, and Zhang Ze dragged an area of several hundred meters in radius into the shallow sea.
As if filtered through a lens, everything became hazy and gray. All the tiny insects that couldn't be killed or eliminated were now frozen in mid-air by Zhang Ze.
They resemble exquisite figurines.
After freezing the little cuties, Zhang Ze went to the fallen Thousand Machine Giant and restarted the evil magic circle.
The pink light shone again, the circuit was connected, and in the blink of an eye, all the little cuties were sucked back in.
Her long, straight black hair and twin tails, which had just been free, were imprisoned by the cold-hearted Mr. Zhang.
After seeing that the magic array was operating normally, Zhang Ze, to be on the safe side, also checked the quantity according to Tong Tong's instructions.
He breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that all the insects had been captured and none had been missed, and then deactivated the surrounding sea-like environment.
"It's all done, seniors." Zhang Ze stood on the back of the Thousand Machine Giant and looked at everyone.
"Master Cheng, are you sure? You've arrested them all?"
Zhang Ze: "They really arrested them all."
Although Zhang Ze repeatedly assured them that he had captured all the little cuties, the Celestial Masters still checked several times to make sure they really didn't have twin tails and that the buzzing sound in their ears from the long, straight black hair was just a hallucination before they were finally at ease.
Led by Master Cheng, a group of Taoist priests stepped forward and surrounded Lily.
Being surrounded by a group of highly respected and accomplished purple-robed celestial masters is a very stressful experience.
In particular, these Taoist masters would occasionally scratch their arms and shake their sleeves.
Throughout the history of the Four Continents, since the establishment of Longhu Mountain, only a handful of demons have enjoyed such treatment.
Lily's achievements at such a young age are likely due to the expertise of her family.
But such achievements are not unreasonable.
After all, Lily fixed the bug that there were no mosquitoes in the cultivation world.
Developing mosquitoes capable of biting even Nascent Soul and Void Refinement cultivators, and cockroaches that are practically unkillable even at the Mahayana stage—Lily truly deserves the title of Demon Lord of the Mortal Realm. While they pose no immediate threat, no one can guarantee that Lily's adorable creatures won't continue to evolve.
"Tell me, drowning in the lake or being buried alive?" The junior sister also mingled into the crowd, crossing her arms and trying to intimidate Lily.
"Indeed, leniency for those who confess, severity for those who resist," Tongtong, who was pretending to be nonchalant, chimed in, and, having nothing better to do, assigned Zhang Ze a task.
StarCraft
[Mission Objective: Capture the Zerg leader and extract Zerg secrets from him]
Lily knelt on the ground, her head bowed, avoiding eye contact with everyone. She mumbled something unintelligible.
However, upon seeing Zhang Ze draw the Seven Wolves sword, she immediately shouted.
"I'll talk! I'll talk! I can still redeem myself! Please don't beat me up!"
"What crime are you guilty of?" Zhang Ze asked curiously, handing the spiked club named Seven Wolves to his junior sister.
Lily started stammering again, but eventually told the truth.
“That’s not all. I actually cultivate more than just these insects; this is only one-tenth.”
Master Cheng, "?"
The Taoist priests shuddered; their bodies started to itch again.
"Where are the rest?" Zhang Ze asked hurriedly.
"I've already released them all into the Sword Pavilion," Lily muttered, shrinking her neck.
Zhang Ze, "?"
Zhang Ze didn't know how to praise her. He thought it was better to keep the good stuff in the family than to let it go to such lengths.
Seeing everyone's faces growing darker, Lily quickly added, "No, no, no, don't hit them! Don't hit people in the face, it hurts their self-esteem. Let me finish what I have to say."
“Those insects all obey me. I can call them all back, and they won’t reproduce. Don’t worry, they won’t multiply.”
Zhang Ze, “.”
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Jiange.
The sun is shining brightly today, but everyone feels something is off.
Whether it's breathing exercises or sword practice, a buzzing sound will occasionally ring in my ears, but when I reach out to grab it, I can't grab anything, just like an auditory hallucination.
It wasn't just auditory hallucinations, but also visual ones. Inadvertently, I could see two cute pigtails peeking out from the corner, swaying back and forth.
In short, it greatly disturbs one's peaceful cultivation and one's quiet dreams.
Jiannan Peak.
Qiao Lezhi, who was dozing in his cave, was awakened by the buzzing sound that came and went.
She rolled around in bed, still grumpy from waking up, but the buzzing sound didn't go away.
Even if you use a pillow to cover your head, it won't help.
Driven mad by the annoyance, Qiao Lezhi threw off the covers and shouted again, creating a hurricane in the cave.
After blowing everything up in a mess, she stripped herself naked, summoned a water balloon, and jumped into it.
After soaking in the water, the buzzing sound finally disappeared briefly. With a sigh of relief, Qiao Lezhi took out a waterproof pillow and blanket from her treasure bag, wrapped herself up like a silkworm cocoon, and closed her eyes again.
However, not long afterward, that annoying buzzing sound started again.
"Ugh, this is so annoying! Can't a person get any sleep?!"
At Wenjian Peak, in the Martial Arts Hall.
Mei'er held a covered copy of "The Complete Collection of Sheep's Yellow Books," reading it as she walked back and forth in the martial arts hall, supervising the newly initiated disciples' meditation and practice.
Although he was multitasking, he didn't neglect his main task.
She flicked her finger and sent a crumpled piece of paper flying, which landed on a doll's hand.
"Sit still, observe your mind, and remain still."
Mei'er said without looking up from her book.
The little boy was hit, and although no scar was left, his wrist still hurt. He quickly adjusted his posture, but after a while, he still timidly reported.
"Teacher, there are bugs here, I'm scared."
Mei'er lifted her head from the yellow book and looked at the child, but her divine sense swept over him and found nothing.
However, she did not scold the child too harshly. Instead, she made a hand seal, and a moment later, the magic array in the martial arts hall was activated.
She activated a magic array to repel insects and ward off poison, and at the same time, she activated a magic array to adjust the temperature, making the temperature in the martial arts hall more comfortable.
"There are no more bugs now. Continue meditating. If you move again, you will be punished."
"Yes"
Mei didn't like the saying "No pain, no gain"; she preferred to reason things out.
Cold is cold, hot is hot; reward good behavior, punish bad behavior.
How did Zhang Ze come up with that word?
It seems to be PUA?
Anyway, Mei'er thought that PUA was quite boring, and when Zhang Ze was mentioned, Mei'er remembered the wanted notice he had just issued at Qianji Pavilion.
They said they were going to arrest Lily.
I wonder what Lily has done wrong this time.
Thinking this, she suddenly stopped and threw out several more wads of paper, hitting a few children.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Teacher, there are also bugs."
Mei'er didn't understand; the righteous spirit of Wenjian Peak was even purer than Zhang Ze's face.
The dirtiest thing was probably the collection of pornographic books in her hand. How could there be insects in such a clean place?
However, just as she was about to sternly reprimand these brats, a pair of pigtails emerged from the spine of the yellow book in her hand.
Her twin ponytails twitched, probably sensing that Mei was watching her, and then quickly tucked back in.
Mei'er, "?"
Over there in the library.
Zhang Ze's master, Lao Li, was drinking tea and chatting with Lao Wang when they suddenly saw a dark shadow flash by.
Seeing this, Old Li reached out and a sword aura followed, sticking out a pair of twin ponytails.
"You need to clean up; this place is filthy."
He had intended to tease his old friend, but before he could finish speaking, the twin ponytails he had styled suddenly broke free and jumped into his teacup, getting rinsed.
Her wet pigtails darted across the table, the water stains forming a sentence.
You're the dirty one, your whole family is dirty, I'm just here to read.
Old Li, "?"
Old Wang, "?"
"Your pet?" Old Li asked.
"What does this have to do with me? Why don't you ask your good apprentice? Maybe he did it," Old Wang retorted.
Old Li thought it made sense, so he stopped teasing his old friend and quickly drafted a disclaimer.
A disclaimer titled "Regarding what happened and what the consequences were, it has nothing to do with me. I have already hit Zhang Ze today, and the salary deduction will be made next month."
"Drink tea."
After writing it down, Old Li secretly pushed the cup that had been rinsed with water by the twin ponytails in front of Old Wang, then took out a sealed, unopened wine flask from his pocket and started drinking.
Similar incidents have occurred throughout Jiange, and there is even a trend of them spreading to Qianji Pavilion and Qianji Town.
When Zhang Ze and his group returned to Sword Pavilion, the main hall where they received the pills was already packed with people.
From the elders to the disciples, everyone was taking out insect-repelling pills and floral water.
It's really itchy because of the bites.
Seeing this, Zhang Ze took out the small walnut, glanced at it, and then grabbed Lily, who was about to step forward to show off her prowess and redeem herself.
"I suggest you stay out of the way. There's a bounty on the forum right now for who created these bugs."
"My senior brothers and sisters are arguing with the Beast Taming Sect, saying that they did it, while the Beast Taming Sect says that it is the Medicine King Valley's doing, just to sell their floral water."
"If you step forward now, you'll easily get criticized by all three sides."
"Although you deserved it, you wouldn't want to go out in the middle of the night and get a sack over your head and beaten up, would you?"
Lily shrank back. "Then what should we do?"
Zhang Ze thought for a moment and then answered.
"Find Fuhime."
"I'll put you inside the Fukuhime and have her clean up the mess for you."
"After all, whatever Fuhime does is right."
(End of this chapter)
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