Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 481 I Love One Leg
It's rather unseemly that only one foot is dangling in what should be a solemn and dignified occasion.

However, no one was particularly surprised by this, probably because they were used to it and considered it commonplace.

Zhang Ze's master, Old Li, stood in the crowd. He sighed softly, took out a small walnut, and took a picture of the leg.

He also posted a caption in his fan circle.

[My beloved disciple is being offered for sale at a high price: 50 spirit stones per day. Pre-orders accepted. Act fast if interested.]

Before a moment had passed since the post was published on the Daoist Circle, a mysterious figure from the Heavenly Sect left a comment and a like.

[1111, is the 50 spirit stones really being given away?]

Old Li thought for a moment, probably realizing he wasn't suited for joking around, and replied, "We'll see," before putting the small walnut away.

After carefully putting away the small walnuts, Old Li did some mental calculations and, after confirming that today was auspicious and he wouldn't have his salary deducted, he calmly continued watching the play.

Don't tell me, it's quite interesting.

Zhang Ze's side.

After the magic power of the Stone Pill Formation was exhausted, the giant Stone Pill, which had expanded several times over, fell to the ground with a thud along with the rings of the formation.

The landing point was slightly off, and the junior sister heard Zhang Ze cry out in pain from his knee. She didn't know if he had bumped it or twisted his ankle.

Seeing this, the junior sister quickly ran over and helped Zhang Ze, who had evolved into a new form, up.

At this moment, Zhang Ze transformed into a large stone pill with a diameter of half a meter.

Below the stone pillar was a fleshy leg wearing trousers, and the joint between the leg and the stone pillar was perfectly sealed without the slightest gap.

It is a unique breed with a pleasing appearance. It doesn't cry or fuss when picked up and has no odor, making it very suitable for keeping at home.

The junior sister reached out and grabbed Zhang Ze's leg, gently pulling it, but it didn't budge. She took out her flying sword and poked at it, but it only pierced the fabric and sparked a few sparks on Zhang Ze's inner thigh.

After thinking for a moment, the junior sister took out the pre-prepared stroller and lifted Zhang Ze onto it.

"I said, what's this new show?" the junior sister asked curiously.

“It’s not a new program, I’m really stuck,” Zhang Ze said, his knees seemingly speaking.

Junior sister: "That shouldn't be the case. When someone gets stuck, isn't it usually the lower body that gets stuck as well? How can only one leg get stuck?"

"..." Sitting in the stroller, Zhang Ze was silent for a moment, then slapped his knee. "Be normal, everyone's watching. Especially Lily, she's started reciting historical anecdotes again."

Upon hearing this, Lily took a step back and, before her junior sister could make a move to snatch it, retreated behind Old Li using a head-shrinking technique.

I quickly wrote the last few strokes to finish recording this unofficial history.

The junior sister wanted to chase after him, but suddenly felt something was wrong. She looked at Zhang Ze and asked, "Hey? Senior brother, can you see me?"

Zhang Ze nodded. "Yes, it's possible, but the perspective is a bit strange. I'm in a top-down view right now, yes, a top-down view."

Perhaps the topic was too abstract, and Zhang Ze didn't really want to explain it right now. Before his junior sister could ask again, he skipped over the topic.

"I'll talk about my business later. Let's release Ah Li first, so those dragons won't overthink it."

After saying that, Zhang Ze stretched out his long legs, and his Cloud-Stepping Boots twitched as if he were using his toes to perform a hand seal.

After performing a few hand seals, a golden light shone from the soles of his feet, and Ah Li was released.

With a roar and a burst of explosive spray, the square pig made its grand entrance.

Among the onlookers, Sister Wang cracked sunflower seeds while talking to the demon cultivators around her who were all her juniors, calculating both directions.

“Look, this is the square pig that ate the old Baidi City back then. I never lie.”

When the reporter from Qianji Town Evening News, who was specially invited to the event, heard what Sister Wang said, his ears twitched, his eyes lit up, and he then picked up his pen to write.

[Shocking! An ancient mythological tale of unresolved love between humans, demons, and pigs.]

……

Everyone had different reactions to Ah Li's new form, but it seems that only Junior Sister thought this form was incredibly cool.

She stepped forward and patted Ah Li's big face, praising, "Beautiful! Really beautiful!"

Unaware that she was about to make headlines the next day, Ah Li snorted and replied in an ethereal voice, "That's right! If I'm not pretty, who is? Move aside, I'm about to let people go!"

The carriage doors were wide open, and the vast space inside flashed by.

From within the golden light, the first golden legend leaped out.

The giant, carrying his new axe, stepped onto the land of the four continents. He looked around somewhat blankly, feeling the spring breeze of the southwestern wilderness, and took a deep breath.

It seems no different from the wind in the mountains and seas.

However, he soon noticed something different. Besides the incredibly conspicuous, bright pink tree, what caught his attention the most was the sky over the four continents.

Blue, ethereal, without ripples.

Although Zhang Ze said that there are also celestial barriers in the sky of these four continents, they all look much better than the 'sky' of the mountains and seas.

As the Grand Master stepped out of the carriage, more and more dragons followed. These were dragons under the Grand Master's jurisdiction. The plan was for most of them to be sent to Changzhou, to mingle with the Thousand Machine Pavilion cultivators stationed there.

The giant was very satisfied with this arrangement. After seeing the gadgets that Zhang Ze had shown it, it was filled with longing for the Thousand Machines Pavilion.

As for those who didn't want to go to Changzhou, they had already decided where to go.

The thief dragon, which Zhang Ze had kept locked in the Azure Lotus Dust, jumped out of the group first.

The somewhat plump creature patted its round belly, looked at the crowd, and shouted, "Excuse me, could you please ask who is from the Beast Taming Sect?"

“I’ll go with you. I heard you provide food and lodging.”

"Don't worry, I'm in excellent physical condition, of superior bloodline, and full of energy. You can use my body to your heart's content, I..."

Before it could finish speaking, the giant struck it on the head with his axe handle, and it collapsed to the ground unconscious.

"Sorry, we don't actually know it."

The Grand Master looked at the cultivators from the four continents, his blood-red mouth gaping open, and awkwardly tried to cover it up.

It didn't really want to leave a bad impression on its new friends in Sizhou.

After all, it didn't know that there were also abnormal people on the Four Continents side.

On the Beast Taming Sect's side, the two elders were covering Elder Han's mouth.

Elder Han of the Beast Taming Sect dedicated his life to solving the problem of how to get fish ashore, a topic that had become somewhat stale. Although the appearance of the little Qilin and the joining of the Changzhou Red-Palm Frog into the Beast Taming Sect brought significant progress to this problem, he still felt it wasn't enough.

Today, he made a new discovery.

He saw a fish-dragon. Although fish-dragons are not fish, Elder Han didn't care about that. He was more interested in the little creature next to the fish-dragon.

A small fish-dragon that had just been born had a very low cultivation level. If converted to the Four Continents system, it might not even have reached the Foundation Establishment stage, but it could float in the air and even summon water bubbles to swim around in.

Looking at the little guy, Elder Han seemed to see the answer.

It's unclear where he got the strength from, but he transformed into a gentle breeze, broke free from the restraints of his two fellow disciples, and arrived at the little guy's side in the blink of an eye.

The elderly man rubbed his hands together and said with a smile, "Little friend, want to come with me? Our Beast Taming Sect provides food and lodging, it's a lot of fun."

The newborn opened its mouth, seemingly unable to understand what the old-looking person meant.

However, it soon remembered what the Mo family uncle had said before it set off.

But with its poor memory, it only remembered that entering the Beast Taming Sect meant selling its body.

When the topic of selling came up, the little guy remembered what his mother had said.

If you don't behave, I'll sell you, and you'll never have a mother again!

A child's mind is unpredictable; Elder Han's "kidnapping" was perceived by the child as "Your mother is about to disappear."

So, Little Fish Dragon burst into tears!
Fortunately, before the scene became completely chaotic, one of the elders of the Beast Taming Sect made a move, striking Elder Han in the back of the head with a Military Path Killing Fist, knocking him down with one punch.

"Excuse me, this way please."

Carrying Elder Han's 'corpse', the Grand Elder gestured for the Giant and the others to proceed.

Not far away, the Beast Taming Sect's giant ship had already descended from the sky.

The task of leading this group of dragons to Changzhou was undertaken by their Beast Taming Sect.

"This is troublesome," the magnate said.

The giant spoke calmly, as if nothing had happened, and used his axe handle to lift up the thieving dragon, then followed with heavy steps.

……

After the Mo family's giant dragon left with the Beast Taming Sect, the second wave of giant dragons was released...

The subsequent process was largely similar: the cultivators from various sects who were responsible for guiding the dragons led away the dragons they were in charge of.

If there was any side story, it was that Xiaoyaozi and Lao Tang hit it off, and Xiaoyaozi decided to follow Lao Tang to Longhu Mountain. Among the three leaders of the Mountain and Sea Sect, only the Giant has an affiliated force, while Xiaoyaozi and the Fear Saint are both single-lineage heirs. Therefore, Xiaoyaozi is currently in a state where he is free to go wherever he wants, as long as he is well-fed.

It's normal for her to hit it off with Lao Tang.

……

Zhang Ze sat in the stroller, observing the expressions and states of both parties from a strange, downward perspective.

Although things were progressing smoothly, after the initial excitement and curiosity wore off, both of them became somewhat reserved.

After all, in each other's eyes, the other's appearance was somewhat too advanced.

In the eyes of the people of the four continents, these dragons were an anomaly among anomalies, unheard of and never seen before. Moreover, like the demon race, they were born with the ability to cultivate.

They also learned a general idea about the customs of the mountains and seas from Zhang Ze.

If these dragons aren't as silly as the demon race and cause some trouble, it will be a problem no matter how you handle it.

The same applies to the Mountain and Sea Dragons; in their eyes, all cultivators from the four continents are monsters.

Of those present, aside from a few weaklings, the rest possessed terrifying auras, almost all surpassing the level of a Saint of Terror, with some being unfathomable and bottomless.

Instinct told them that if just one of those people came out, they could crush all of them with a single slap.

It's impossible not to panic.

Fortunately, apart from a few individuals with mental issues, most were normal people and dragons, and both sides maintained restraint and politeness in order not to provoke each other.

The junior sister, seeing this, whispered to Zhang Ze, "This can't go on forever. Although the Four Continents are vast, there are so many dragons there. There will inevitably be contact, what if..."

Zhang Ze's knees creaked as he said, "It's alright, I've already discussed this matter with the Grand Master and the various rulers."

"After they are settled, demons will go to their dwelling place to teach them the methods of transformation and the cultivation path of the demon race."

"So before long, they'll be just like the demon race... well, you know."

Zhang Ze paused for a moment before continuing, "Often, without getting to know each other and overcoming difficulties together, discrimination and disagreements are inevitable, and this misunderstanding mostly stems from appearance."

"This has nothing to do with instinct or culture or upbringing."

"You're like Fu Ji. Although everyone treats her as a mascot now, when she's with us, the way she lets loose has scared quite a few people in the Thousand Machine Pavilion."

"Moreover, in the past, Fuhime was always regarded as an evil creature because of her appearance."

"Face is really important."

"A wife who can turn into a dinosaur is cool, but if your wife is actually a dinosaur, that's just scary."

The junior sister thought it made sense. If all the demons returned to their original forms and wandered around, even if they were silly, the human and barbarian races would probably keep their distance.

The junior sister remembered Bai Tao.

Thinking of Miss White Peach, she transformed into her true form, becoming a large fox standing two meters tall, and strolled leisurely down the street.

With one hand holding dichlorvos mixed with paraquat, and the other hand munching on a pancake wrapped with a steamed bun and fried dough sticks, he ate and drank while five or six lumps of hairy tails flew around his rear end...

The junior sister shook her head, banishing the bizarre fantasy from her mind.

I can't think about it anymore, it's too creepy.

"Brother is really thoughtful."

"That's right, who am I? They call me a saint."

"Yes, yes, you are a great sage."

The junior sister made excuses while looking up. Judging from Ah Li's pace, she estimated that it would be at least midnight before they finished.

As for the senior brother...

"Seriously, you're not kidding me, are you? You're not going to be stuck like this forever, are you?" The junior sister tapped the seemingly hard stone pill with her hand.

How strange. I've only ever heard of the One-Armed Sword Immortal and the Wheelchair War God, but this is the first time I've ever seen a One-Legged Sword Immortal and a Baby Stroller King.

Faced with this question, Mr. Zhang, who has evolved into a one-legged egg, seems to have already made up his mind.

“Probably not…” He pondered for a moment, then looked in the direction of the sacred tree. “I have some things I need to verify. Take me to the sacred tree to take a look.”

Junior Sister: "Hmm? The Sacred Tree?"

Zhang Ze: "Yes, it's the sacred tree. Also, remember to wrap me up tightly in a blanket."

"Senior brother, are you cold?" The junior sister placed her hand on the smooth stone pill, but she couldn't feel any warmth.

Zhang Ze: "I'm not cold, but I feel ashamed."

Junior sister: "Hey? Senior brother, you're actually ashamed?"

Zhang Ze, "..."

……

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……

This stroller is also made by Qianjige, and it's very fast.

In addition to turning the handle to start the throttle and accelerate, a set of three-in-one "Deadly 3000 Swords Formation" has also been installed under the stroller.

The hanging wind chimes and toys can also be taken down and used as flying darts.

In short, the junior sister sped along in the stroller with lightning speed, and soon returned to Fucheng with Zhang Ze.

As soon as they entered the city, Xiangxiang came to greet them, but it didn't seem like she was there to welcome them.

"Did you see that little rotten girl?" Xiangxiang stepped forward and asked before her junior sister could speak.

Junior sister, "Which 'fujoshi' is it?"

Xiangxiang, "The lump that Miss Dizhuomala kept as a pet, she suddenly disappeared just now."

The junior sister was confused and said she hadn't seen it.

Junior sister, "We just got back too, so we didn't see it. But we're going to the Sacred Tree later, and if we have time, we'll look for it for you."

Xiangxiang: "Oh, okay then... By the way, what is this? Is it a monster from the mountains and seas?"

Xiangxiang then noticed the thing on the stroller. Because it was wrapped tightly in floral cloth, she thought it looked like a big lollipop or a big-headed tadpole.

Junior sister, "He's not a monster, he's Zhang Ze."

Xiangxiang, "?"

Zhang Ze, "Hi!"

Xiangxiang, "..."

Reunions are always joyful, except with Zhang Ze.

After a moment of awkward silence, all three of them suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Zhang Ze swung his leg, breaking the silence first, "It's like this..."

After listening to Zhang Ze's explanation, Xiangxiang was speechless.

She felt that the house was getting stranger and stranger, and that it was becoming too overloaded.

"Oh, I see. Um... I'm going to find Fukihime now. You guys... um, call me if you need anything."

After saying that, she turned to leave, intending to find a place to restart.

However, Zhang Ze suddenly coughed lightly, "Um, don't worry, I'll be back to normal in no time."

"Moreover, if this trick works, I might be able to turn you back as well."

As soon as Zhang Ze finished speaking, Xiangxiang, who was about to leave, suddenly turned her head 180 degrees. She stared straight at Zhang Ze, and then disappeared in a flash of the projection.

But soon, a blue light appeared around the front bumper of the stroller, the runes dissipated and reassembled, and the stroller transformed into a two-meter-tall humanoid puppet, with the head composed of Zhang Ze, who was unable to take care of himself.

Xiangxiang's projection appeared behind the baby carriage mecha.

Under Xiangxiang's control, the stroller sped off at full speed, rushing towards the sacred tree.

They vanished in the blink of an eye.

The junior sister, who was standing there in a daze, was stunned for a while before she came to her senses.

She slapped her thigh and rode her sword to give chase.

Damn it! My husband's been stolen!

(End of this chapter)