Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 464 Daily Life Tips and Feeding Guide for Fujoshi

Hearing her junior sister's shout, Xiangxiang climbed out from the crystal screen in the corner. She looked at her junior sister, who was performing the Chaotic Wind Hammer Technique, and didn't understand what she was going to do.

'Has she developed Sledgehammer Syndrome from missing him too much?'

This disease is a newly emerging disease that is currently spreading rapidly among the seven pavilions of the Sword Sect.

The outward manifestation of this disease is an obsession with hammer-shaped weapons and the use of hammer-shaped sword techniques.

When the disease progresses to its terminal stage, the definition of a sword becomes blurred, and one no longer adheres to its external form.

Flying boats can be swords, elephants of the Beast Taming Sect can be swords, fist techniques and talismans can be swords, and the myriad techniques of astronomy, geography, and astronomy can also be swords.

The benefit of this disease is that it has greatly improved the overall quality of the Sword Sect disciples.

The downside is that in a few hundred years, the Sword Sect might have to be renamed the Weapon Forging Sect or the Hammer Sect.

Xiangxiang gasped, thinking about her junior sister's somewhat appointed status. She realized that it might not take several hundred years, but only thirty-four years, for the Sword Sect to hold a meeting to discuss changing its name.

'What name should I change it to? If we follow the usual practice of drawing lots, there's a possibility I might get the name I suggested.'

Xiangxiang's projection began to fluctuate, as if it were searching a database at high frequency.

Then, she was accidentally disconnected from the power supply by the wind generated by her junior sister swinging the sledgehammer.

When she emerged from the other crystal screen, she found that the former saintess, the current second-in-command, Miss Dejomara, had also come into the room.

At this moment, she was directing the stone figures she had summoned to help her junior sister beat up the acquired Dao Pill.

The rhythm was just right, like pounding rice cakes, with the little stone man pushing and the junior sister hammering.

With shouts of "Hey, ha, hey!", the two men worked together to change the direction of the rolling ball.

"What are you doing?" Xiangxiang didn't understand.

The junior sister swung the hammer, using her hammer-controlling technique, pounding it in circles while explaining to Xiangxiang.

"When my senior brother controls this ball, he can feel the direction of its movement and the resistance it encounters."

"So, as long as I tap in the opposite direction, I can let my senior brother know what words I want to write."

"Look, senior brother has already understood," the junior sister said, pointing to the small ball on the ground.

At this moment, the ball had stopped fighting against the junior sister, and it seemed that Zhang Ze had understood the junior sister's spirit.

The ball landed steadily on a new stone slab, and the junior sister began to tap it, changing the ball's direction so that Zhang Ze would write words on the slab according to her instructions.

The place you're in is related to Shi Dan; Rong Rong came from there, and it has seen the Fear Saint.

In the secret realm of mountains and seas.

Zhang Ze opened his eyes and scratched his head in confusion.

"That's interesting," Zhang Ze muttered to himself after thinking for a while.

It seemed that he had noticed something.

But he quickly frowned again, because he had just forgotten something.

That is, this method of conveying information by engraving words on small balls is very inefficient and consumes a lot of resources.

He has a lot to say.

If I were to explain everything clearly, he might not be able to handle it, especially since he's going to go out and cause trouble later.

After thinking for a moment, Zhang Ze suddenly came up with a good idea.

"I told you, even if you're not doing your proper job, you still have a use for it."

Inside the treehouse.

The ball rolled in front of the junior sister again, but this time it didn't reveal any earth-shattering secrets or utter any strange words.

Instead, they wrote down a secret code.

[Third strategy: Call the rotten princess.]

The junior sister was taken aback at first, then her face turned red, she spat out a curse, and turned to leave the treehouse.

A moment later, she came in carrying a small rotten princess.

As they walked, they whispered something to each other, their voices low and inaudible.

"Do you understand? Do you know how to do it?" the junior sister asked softly.

The little rotten princess raised her hand and said, "I understand!"

Then, the little Fu Ji jumped to the ground, wriggled to the equally small Acquired Dao Pill, picked it up, and stuffed it into her brain.

"Hehe, I have a brain now!"

Dizhuomala stared wide-eyed at the little rotten princess who was preparing, "Rotten princess! Alive?"

“It’s alive!” Fuhime waved to Dizhuomara.

Lao Di had long heard of Fuhime's great name and even liked her very much, as there were many Fuhime dolls and ornaments in her bedroom.

In her spare time, she would watch those meaningless short videos made by Fu Ji to relieve boredom and clear her mind.

If she weren't so busy and unable to go out, she really wanted to go to Qianji Pavilion to see the living creatures.

However, her surprise was not because she had met her idol.

Instead, she was surprised that Fukihime was in her house.

This treehouse was her home, arguably one of the most crucial locations in Fucheng, with countless eyes watching its perimeter. She couldn't fathom how this corrupt concubine had managed to sneak into her house.

"Chen Qin, where did you find her?" Di Zhuoma asked in confusion after she realized what had happened.

Junior sister, "Under the bed in your bedroom."

"Huh?...Wait a minute, remember I locked the door! How did you get in?"

The junior sister shook her head innocently, "I didn't go into your bedroom. I just drew a magic circle to summon the rotten princess in the hallway. After I finished drawing it, I stomped my foot, and she opened the door and jumped out of your bedroom by herself."

Dizhuomala, “.”

In the silence, she suddenly remembered something: a long time ago, she lost a beautiful Fukihime pendant, which was a free gift when she bought a Fukihime doll.

She searched for a long time but couldn't find it, and was even heartbroken for a long time.

Could it be that.
For some reason, she suddenly felt a chill.

If this little rotten princess is the pendant that transformed and has been hiding under my bed, doesn't that mean she can see everything I do in the bedroom?

She shuddered, took a step back, hugged her arms, and stopped talking.

Because of her dark complexion, it was impossible to see any changes in her facial expression.

As for Xiangxiang, who is also an elusive projection, she was not surprised by the sudden appearance of Fuji.

However, she was very curious about what the so-called third way of playing was.
She quietly drifted to her junior sister's side, just like a spirit behind her.

"What exactly is the third gameplay?" Xiangxiang's voice rang softly in her junior sister's ear.

The junior sister was startled and quickly laughed it off, giving a perfunctory reply.

"It's training to improve willpower and concentration."

"How do we train?" Xiangxiang persisted.

"It's... it's about encoding the vibrations of the small ball, translating the frequency of the vibrations into verses based on coded language. If you get it right, you get a reward; if you get it wrong, you get punished. Got it? You get it, right?" The junior sister took a step back and explained awkwardly with a smile, "It's for sword practice, for sword practice."

Xiangxiang nodded. "Oh, I see. So, what are the rules for numbers one and two?"

This sudden attack caught the junior sister off guard. Just as she was about to blurt it out, the rotten princess who had put the little ball in her head spoke up.

She imitated Zhang Ze's tone and voice.

"Hey, can you hear me? Never mind, I'm already talking, whether you can hear me or not."

"I have found Junior Brother Lin Feng. We are currently in a secret realm called Mountain and Sea."

Through Fu Ji's translation, Zhang Ze told his junior sisters about the situation below, the special condition of the dinosaurs, the problems they were currently facing, and some of his own guesses.

"...

"In short, that's how it is. I'm going to go and find out where Ah Li is."

"As for the other secret realms similar to those in the Mountain and Sea, I suggest you take a look."

"Brother Feng has been to that secret realm under the Wind-Eating Valley in the Western Continent recently. I just gave you a detailed guide. You can go and take a look. Maybe you'll make some new discoveries."

"As for the rest... Oh, right, there's one more thing. If Shi Dan is related to these secret realms, then leaving this place shouldn't be difficult. I'll contact you later to discuss the specifics."

After saying that, the little ball in Fukihime's mind stopped vibrating. Fukihime's eyes rolled around, she shook her head almost imperceptibly, and continued speaking.

"And... there's one more thing! I'm Zhang Ze. I want to tell you that Fu Ji is working very hard delivering messages, so please remember to treat me well and reward me. Buy me some snacks I've never tried before, and if possible, could I have a bite of the Sacred Tree...?"

In the end, Little Rosamund Kisses started rattling off the names of the dishes.

Because Fu Ji interrupted, the junior sister, who hadn't revealed the secret gameplay, reached out and, with a "plop," popped the ball out of Fu Ji's head.

"Okay, okay, whatever you say, I..."

Just as the junior sister was about to reach into her pocket for some snacks, she saw that Dizhuomala had already come over with a huge pile of snacks, her eyes shining.

She knelt down in front of Fu Ji and nervously offered a piece of milk custard to Fu Ji's lips.

"Taste it."

Little Fuji's eyes lit up. She took the milk custard, which was about the same size as her, and stuffed it directly into her mouth, stretching her body into a rectangle.

"Sweet!"

Seeing Fu Ji eat what she was fed, Lao Di immediately laughed, "Then try this..."

"tasty()!"

Soon, the little rotten girl ate all the snacks that Dizhuomala brought over.

The little rotten princess, who had already stretched into a ball, stuffed the last golden melon seed into her mouth and patted her round belly with satisfaction.

"I'm full!"

However, Dizhuomala was at a loss. She had been too happy and fed the little rotten princess a bit too much, and now seeing her like this, she suddenly became worried.

"It's alright, just press it down a bit." The junior sister stepped forward, picked up the ball-like Fu Ji, patted it on the ground twice, and then pressed down hard on the little Fu Ji with both hands.

With a "poof," the little rotten princess returned to her original state.

"Ta-da! Mission accomplished! I'm full! Time to go back to sleep!"

After restoring everything to its original state, Little Rosamund Knot jumped down from her junior sister's hands, spun around for a moment, and then ran back to Dizhuomala's bedroom like waves, closing the door behind her.

It felt just like going home.

Dizhuomala, "..."

The junior sister nudged Dizhuomala, who was still somewhat dazed, with her shoulder.

"Would you like to raise one?"

“I want to… Ah, I’m not, I…” Lao Di was somewhat incoherent.

"If you want to raise them, go ahead, it doesn't matter. We have plenty of rotten princesses." The junior sister continued, hands clasped in her pockets.

Dizhuomala: "But my family doesn't allow pets."

Junior sister, "Fuji isn't a pet, just treat her like your roommate."

Dizhuomara: "Is this a good idea?"

Junior sister, "There's nothing wrong with it. Fukihime is very easy to raise. You can keep her alive just by watering her."

"I'll give you another book."

The junior sister's storage ring flashed, and a thick book appeared in her hand.

"Tips and Tips for Daily Life and Care of Fu Hime"

"These are all compiled by my senior brother and me over the years. Take them and look at them often when you have time."

"Although Fu Ji can also handle kitchen waste, she doesn't eat everything. For example, she won't eat stones or iron, which makes her less useful than A Li."

"To keep your mood beautiful, remember to feed the Tai Sui regularly. Here is the contact information for the Northern Tai Sui Breeding Farm. Top up now and get a free membership."

"And this is the small meteorite magnetic sword that the little rotten princess usually uses. Keep this close to you and don't let her play with it. Sometimes this little rotten princess doesn't know her own strength and can easily hurt people."

"Don't underestimate her just because she's young; you probably can't beat her right now."

While flipping through the book, the junior sister explained the precautions for raising the little rotten princess to the bewildered Dizhuomara.

The two were already immersed in the art belonging to the "Rotten Princess".

As for the important business...

Xiangxiang is handling it.

Her projection was flashing constantly, appearing in various places, sending Zhang Ze's discoveries and the intelligence brought back by Lin Feng back to various parts of the Eastern Continent and the Northern Territory, and also assigning some tasks.

……

north.

Having successfully broken through, Bai Tao, now with a tail, has transformed back into human form and is currently practicing the Acquired Dao Body Technique.

She made a hand gesture, and the few round little tails behind her suddenly left her body and began to slowly circle around her.

She followed her eldest niece's example and also refined the tail into a magical artifact.

As the spiritual energy condensed, the soft downy hairs stood up one by one under the influence of the spiritual energy, like a white sea urchin.

Seizing the opportunity, Bai Tao changed her hand seals, and those detached tails were instantly transformed into acquired Dao bodies.

It turned into a gray sea urchin.

"go with!"

A poisoned sword shot out from her sleeve, and together with the sea urchin tail that had transformed into her acquired Dao body, it struck the sword spirit-type test dummy in front of her, which possessed the defense of a peak Golden Core cultivator.

As the thick smoke dissipated, the dummy's buttocks were completely rotten, smashed to pieces by the urchin-like fox tail, and its chest was multicolored, poison seeping into its very bones.

Bai Tao clapped her hands in satisfaction, very pleased with the results of her hard training.

"Illusions are nothing compared to blowing up someone's butt with a meteor hammer or poisoning someone. Auntie has no taste at all."

After resetting the sword spirit that had been used as a test subject, Bai Tao retracted her tail, turned around and went out, preparing to use the ley line teleportation to Qianji Pavilion to buy some pancakes to reward herself for mastering the wondrous technique.

She had only taken a few steps when the second-generation walnut in her hand trembled.

This is the highest directive from the White Emperor.

Are you free right now?

【whether】

White peach, "?"

She thought about it and chose yes.

If you have a lot of free time, take on a task, but be careful.

A moment later, a huge pile of documents was sent over like water being flushed down a toilet.

Baitao, "..."

Similar situations have occurred not only in the North but also throughout the Eastern Continent.

……

On the other hand, let's talk about Zhang Ze.

After passing on the message and roughly agreeing on a time for the next communication, he left Feng a note and a package. Then he got up and disappeared into the Azure Lotus Dust.

After feeding the thief dragon some snacks and asking it some other questions, Zhang Ze went to a secluded lotus petal space. He first took out a magic weapon, and then unleashed his Innate Dao Body.

After a rather unglamorous transformation, Zhang Ze put on a new bodysuit.

After Xiao Jing destroyed his old treasure bag, he replaced it with a new one, and even refurbished the treasures inside.

This naturally includes his invincible stealth suit, known as the Night Demon Emperor Armor.

The new bodysuit features a smoother fabric and greater elasticity.

What used to be a single garment that could fit two people and a tea table has now been expanded to fit a triple bed and three people.

However, what is most commendable is that the current bodysuit is no longer limited to black. After being revamped and incorporating colorful silk threads, it can now change into various colors when it is visible.

Although this feature seems useless and is actually useless, Zhang Ze still likes it very much.

Because he can now go from being a pervert in a black bodysuit to a pervert in a colorful bodysuit.

After checking and confirming that everything was alright, Zhang Ze left Qinglian Weichen, the brothel, and the underground canal, and slipped away into the upper city of Moguan under the cover of night.

The group of Legalist dragons were stationed there, and he was going to take another look at the corpse of Lord Shang.

(End of this chapter)