Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 450 Do I look like a dragon?

I don't know if I pressed the wrong button or if that's how it was designed.

After the monk opened the transparent cover and forcefully pressed the red button that indicated an emergency, the alarm recorded by Fu Ji rang throughout the Changzhou launch base.

[Warning, warning, warning.]

At the same time, through the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, the two also saw that the silver watchtowers began to transform into the shape of giraffes.

The gold platform also lit up with magic arrays, giving the impression of facing a formidable enemy and defending the nation's borders with a single shot.

This unexpected turn of events left both of them somewhat stunned.

"What did you do?" The monk who was allergic to pollen sneezed, stepped forward, and looked at the red button that had already been pressed.

"I...I don't know. Wasn't this what you do if something happens?"

A red light, indicating an emergency, illuminated his face; he was now in a panic.

And then... and then, something even more alarming happened.

Including their master, all the influential figures here either came in person or sent over a dharma image.

A group of people of all shapes and sizes, young and old, stood outside the French windows watching the two men as if they were monkeys.

Their master tapped the glass with his finger, then pointed to the blue button behind them, indicating that one of them should press it.

As soon as the blue button was pressed, the alarm that had been blaring through the night sky immediately stopped.

【Hey~ All clear.】

The alarm from Fuhime has stopped.

Of course, the activated magic arrays and defensive measures were not withdrawn and continued to flicker faintly in the night.

In the sky, Zhu Luo manifested as a dragon, guarding the night sky.

"What's wrong? Xu Hao, Xu Jin, what have you two found out?" The old man's voice came through the glass via a small speaker.

The two people who were called out shared the same surname but were not related by blood.

However, since they were disciples of the same master, Elder Tianzonghai, and had similar temperaments, they usually addressed each other as brothers.

Outsiders who saw it all praised him, saying, "Brother Haojin!"

Faced with their master's question, Hao Jin and his brother finally realized what had happened and each told him what they had just witnessed.

Xu Hao: "I saw a shooting star in the sky."

Xu Jin said, "We came here with the intention of conquering the four continents."

Xu Hao: "That meteor is really amazing. It can turn corners and even do serpentine maneuvers."

Xu Jin: "It's not a serpentine maneuver, it's clearly a sword technique from the Sword Sect!"

Listening to the two brothers' description, several old men frowned slightly, and then disappeared a moment later.

"Explain more clearly, what does that thing look like? Is it a snake, or a sword?" Elder Hai, sensing something amiss, patiently inquired.

"It's neither a snake nor a sword, Master, it's this."

As he spoke, Xu Jin, that unlucky fellow, rolled up his sleeves and gave his master the middle finger.

Elder Hai, "?"

He figured the silly boy was asking for trouble, always trying to fool him. He'd have to drag him out and hang him from the rafters to wake him up.

Seeing that his master was about to get angry, Xu Hao quickly kicked his brother, "Idiot, what are you doing to Master?"

Then this guy also gave the middle finger, but he turned to the side and didn't face his master.

Xu Hao placed his other hand on his elbow, making a cutting motion, and said while gesturing, "We see an arm that is making a middle finger gesture."

Elder Hai frowned, thinking that his two disciples were probably drunk today and talking nonsense.

"Is there something in the sky?" The old man turned to look at his senior sister, Fairy Qingyun of the Heavenly Sect, beside him.

With a poker face, Fairy Qingyun closed her eyes. After a moment, she shook her head. "Shi Xiu said he didn't see it, and the other observation points also didn't see what the two of them were talking about."

Fairy Qingyun's voice was not kept in the dark and clearly reached the ears of the two cultivators.

Elder Hai looked at his two unfortunate disciples with suspicion. "You two wait here, I'll go in and take a look."

After saying that, he disappeared. Soon after, with a series of mechanical opening and closing sounds, Elder Hai entered the artificial spiritual ground that served as a stargazing room.

The old man sat down in the chair with the telescope, and the platform beneath him, along with the telescope, spun around a full circle, but he didn't find anything in the sky.

The sky was clear and there was no middle finger that could move in a serpentine pattern.

"Are you sure you two really saw it?" Elder Hai stood up and looked at his two disciples again.

When faced with their master's questioning, Hao Jin and his brother's legs both began to tremble.

They were also a little uncertain.

How much trouble can a person really cause?

I didn't know that before, but I do now.

The two couldn't help but wonder if they had accidentally inhaled some local specialties from Changzhou, which caused them to hallucinate.

Just as they were wondering what was going on, the poker-faced Fairy Qingyun walked in.

She didn't look at the telescope, but went straight to the computer in the corner of the room.

She turned on the screen, tapped the keyboard twice, and a moment later, she turned the screen around.

"The two children weren't lying; there really was a middle finger."

On the screen, the scene that the telescope had just seen was recorded in its entirety.

Just as the Hao and Jin brothers said, there was a middle finger performing a three-dimensional maneuver.

"You can do this too?" Elder Hai asked in surprise.

“Why can’t I? I have a certificate.” With that, she flipped her hand and showed Elder Hai the operator’s qualification certificate issued by Qianji Pavilion.

Elder Hai, "Teach me how to do it."

A slight ripple appeared on Fairy Qingyun's poker face as she looked at her beloved junior brother with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot.

"Press 2 on the numeric keypad to play automatically. A clumsy master with two clumsy apprentices who can't do anything."

Too lazy to say anything more, Fairy Qingyun tapped a few more times, took out the video recording, turned off the computer, and then turned and left, leaving the three of them staring at each other.

……

The discovery of the flying middle finger immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Not only in Changzhou, but also in other places, the temporary star-gazing platforms set up by the Heavenly Sect and Longhu Mountain were put into operation to search for its whereabouts.

Logically speaking, based on the speed estimated during the first observation, that thing should have landed long ago, but it is still darting around, making it impossible to catch.

……

north.

Amidst the playful banter, Zhang Ze, who had been pinned to the snow by his junior sister, pulled his head out and turned to look at the western sky, as if he had noticed something.

"Look at the sky!" Zhang Ze said, pointing behind his junior sister.

"Heh, you won't be able to fool me again tonight. Prepare to die, senior brother." With that, he tried to stuff the snowball in his hand into Zhang Ze's collar.

Zhang Ze turned over and blocked his junior sister's eyes with his hand. By the time she came to her senses, Zhang Ze was already behind her, holding her head and making her look to the west.

See, I wasn't lying to you.

The junior sister saw a ball of leaping heavenly fire.

It wasn't like an ordinary shooting star, because that fire was drawing an '&' in the sky.

Suddenly, the fire blazed brightly like an explosion, illuminating a patch of sky before disappearing.

The junior sister's eyes widened; this time, Zhang Ze really wasn't lying to her.

She wasn't sure if she'd seen it wrong, but she thought she saw Tianhuo give her the middle finger.

"Really? What's that... Ugh!! Senior brother, you're a bad guy!"

He wasn't lying, but this was a golden opportunity. While his junior sister was distracted by the fire, Zhang Ze grabbed a large clump of snow and stuffed it into her collar.

"That's called all's fair in war." Relying on his high cultivation level, Zhang Ze took several steps back, his figure elusive, and dodged his junior sister's snowball counterattack.

Then his head hit something, as if it had struck a metal plate.

Turning around, he found his brother-in-law had appeared there sometime earlier. He was standing with his hands behind his back, looking down at him. Zhang Ze bumped into his brother-in-law's chest muscles.

Looking directly into his brother-in-law's eyes, Zhang Ze felt as if he were hallucinating.

Your life is as fleeting as a candle flickering in the wind.

Just as he was about to run away, he heard his junior sister shout, "Big brother, grab him! Don't let him get away!" Zhang Ze, who had just disappeared after triggering the plot where he had beaten the younger brother and brought the older brother back, was caught and brought back like a piece of chewing gum.

No matter how hard you try, you can't escape the three feet of space around your brother-in-law.

The hateful suppression of realm.

The matter was only considered over after Zhang Ze was lifted up by his brother-in-law with one hand and took several hits from his junior sister's [Snowball Technique].

After having a good beating, the junior sister asked her brother-in-law to put Zhang Ze down. Then, while helping Zhang Ze straighten his clothes, she asked him a question.

"Big brother, what brings you here?"

When asked this question, Chen Musheng was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then he sighed and looked like he had forgotten what he was doing because of dementia.

He turned to look at the horizon, where the heavenly fire had long since vanished.

After briefly explaining to Zhang Ze and Chen Qin that the 3D Maneuver Gear had been discovered in Changzhou, Chen Musheng vanished in a flash of sword light.

"Middle finger?" The junior sister scratched her head, thinking that her brother-in-law had drunk too much fake alcohol.

If that thing was just in Changzhou, how could it suddenly appear in the northern border?
But I did just see a middle finger that could glow and perform 3D maneuvers...

Did I also drink too much fake alcohol?

The junior sister was completely baffled.

Zhang Ze raised his wrist and began browsing the information in the second-generation Little Walnut. After a few taps, he projected the recorded image in front of his junior sister.

"It's not fake alcohol, it's real stuff. What do you think it is?"

Looking at the projected image, the junior sister shook her head.

"I don't know, but if it came from outer space, it's probably Xiao Jing's stuff. Why don't we just have the elders take it down?"

The junior sister, who gave up thinking because it was too difficult, said this.

Zhang Ze: "What if the sect leader is sitting inside?"

"My dad... ah... if it's my dad, then there's even less to worry about. My dad is invincible and can't be killed."

Zhang Ze, "..."

Hearing the black-hearted little cotton-padded jacket's words, he sighed, then stomped his foot, "Rotten Princess, Rotten Princess, please show your power!"

"Coming! Coming!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than a blue mushroom emerged from the snow.

If it's wandering outside the heavens, then there's really nothing that can be done. But once it enters the Four Continents, as long as it's still within the Eastern Continent, it shouldn't escape the watchful eyes of the Rotten Princess.

"Find me a middle finger..."

After briefly explaining the situation to Fuhime, Fuhime gave an OK sign and then retreated back into the ground.

Almost simultaneously, across the Eastern Continent, countless blue eyes opened at the same time, scanning the sky and searching for the trace of the middle finger that had suddenly appeared and then disappeared.

With the addition of Fuhime, the search operation became much easier, and the number of sighting reports began to increase. However, for some reason, Old Deng, who came to arrest him each time, was always a step too slow and could only watch helplessly as the middle finger disappeared.

……

Changzhou.

After Ah Li exited Changzhou Station, which hadn't officially opened yet, she didn't go straight to Xiang, nor did she care about that damn middle finger.

While almost everyone's attention was drawn to the middle finger, it arrived at a deserted beach.

Ah Li stretched out her foot to test the icy seawater, and shivered. She gathered her strength, pulled in her stomach, and mentally prepared herself before taking flight.

Before they had flown even half a meter, Fu Ji's voice rang out from behind them.

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?"

Startled, Ah Li fell into the sea with a splash.

It spat out a few mouthfuls of seawater, crawled back, and looked back to find the beach covered with rotten princesses.

Inside the snail shell, under the rocks, and under the seaweed washed ashore, five or six rotten princesses were staring at him.

Ah Li, "I... well, I've been doing some exercise lately, I've been eating too much, you..."

"You're lying to me, I don't believe you!" Hermit Crab Princess shouted.

Ah Li, "..."

Seeing Fu Ji's suspicious gaze and the snapping pincers, A Li thought for a moment and then told the truth.

Ah Li said, "Hasn't this village woken up? It's even turned into a long strip, although it's still a bit small now, it's still long and narrow."

Fuuka: "So what?"

Ah Li said, "So, I also want to change... otherwise it would be too embarrassing to meet them."

Fuhime tilted her head, pulled out her little pincers, and then put them back in. "But aren't you a square pig? Why would you turn into a dragon?"

"Slander! That's all slander! I am the dragon! Zhang Ze is the square pig!"

Ah Li's skin glowed a visibly reddish hue, and the surrounding seawater began to steam.

Fukihime: "Oh, really? I don't believe it."

"Really! Anyway... the past is the past, and the present is the present!" Ah Li was somewhat incoherent.

Fuhime: "You're getting impatient."

Ah Li: "I'm not in a hurry."

Fukihime, "Dian".

Ah Li, "?"

This corrupt concubine has a somewhat wicked personality. After teasing Ah Li until she turned red, she waved the small pliers she had pulled off and said, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. I won't peek. Go ahead and transform."

As she spoke, she said to herself behind her, "Let's wrap up."

In the blink of an eye, the once bustling beach returned to silence.

Ah Li took a deep breath, calmed herself down, and then made a hand seal, beginning to transform into a dragon.

But where it couldn't see, the little pincer that Fu Ji had pulled off suddenly grew two eyes, secretly observing A Li.

I don't look ≠ I don't watch, the inequality is solved instantly.

The sky was already beginning to lighten, and Ah Li, bathed in the morning light over the sea, really looked quite like someone else.

The entire dragon was enveloped in golden light, and its body began to lengthen. The golden dragon, over ten meters long, churned in the sea. Ah Li had finally transformed...

A golden noodle.

Without a head or feet, just like an unfinished model, a large, golden noodle covered in tight scales and with plump flesh was churning in the sea.

"No, no."

The golden light enveloped Ah Li once again, and after a moment, it transformed into a handsome dragon head from the 'anime' world.

It's flat, with only one side, like a sunfish that's paralyzed on one side.

"Something's still not right. Why won't my body obey me?"

Ah Li was still working hard until the sun rose.

In the middle, it tried to transform into other things: a flying sword, a mirror, a gorilla, all with ease.

However, as soon as one thinks of transforming into a dragon, one will instantly go astray and turn into all sorts of evil things.

Fortunately, with enough effort, Ah Li gradually found her rhythm.

Its body became long and thin, and four claws grew out. The two dragon horns on its head curved inward, and its tail slapped the surface of the water.

The crab claw-shaped roe princess, buried in the sand, secretly watched, but no matter how she looked at it, it seemed to be a long, yellow weasel.

But Ah Li didn't care about any of that; long strips were fine.

It struggled to maintain this body, suppressing the impulse deep within its soul to become square.

"Do I look like a dragon...?"

I don't know who Ah Li is talking to.

But just as Ah Li was about to succeed, the sky suddenly flashed, and a torrent shattered everything, soaring straight into the clouds.

The arm that was pointing the middle finger also suddenly appeared; although it wasn't hit by the torrent, it was affected.

It crashed straight towards Ah Li's direction.

(End of this chapter)