Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 447 Mr. Xiao's Good Neighbor and the Dirty Things in His House
The headquarters of the Hundred Demons Sect is located on a scenic, remote asteroid belt.

It is some distance from Sizhou, and currently, apart from a few private lines run by Mr. Xiao, there is no public transportation service available.

This private paradise of Mr. Xiao boasts unique taste in decoration and a simple yet grand landscape design.

It did not use ordinary earthen and brick structures, nor did it adopt a grand and solemn fairyland model house.

Instead, it used an avant-garde art style of petrified dismemberment.

The entire asteroid belt is composed of petrified remains, with varying shapes and types.

At the core of the asteroid belt is a giant humanoid head, which is also Mr. Xiao's master bedroom.

Besides the most basic human-shaped models, there are many more animal-shaped models, as well as indescribable bizarre and precious items.

When mixed together, it's enough to make archaeologists want to vomit blood and biologists weep.

The shameless guy who was lured home by Zhang Ze and his gang is considered quite handsome by local standards.

These petrified corpses, like that two-faced man, also possessed various magical abilities.

With the help of these wondrous abilities, Mr. Xiao was able to construct this cockroach nest, known to outsiders as the headquarters of the Hundred Demon Sect, in the heavens.

But now this place is not so beautiful.

The asteroid belt, which was originally a complete collection of petrified remains, has now been split in two.

The smaller half on the left has been completely occupied by Mr. Chen, the commander.

To prevent Mr. Chen from entering the house and killing him with a sword, the homeowner, Mr. Xiao, had no choice but to retreat and cede territory to make peace.

Before Commander Chen could react, he destroyed the passage connecting the other side to the Four Continents, and at the same time isolated his own core from it.

Chen Qianhu was trapped on a deserted island in the sky; he couldn't get through, and Xiao Jing's left hand dared not come out.

This situation has been going on for over a year now, and because there is no property management here, no one has come to mediate the conflict between the two.

On the left, Commander Chen seized that piece of land through his own abilities.

In the past year, he has gained a general understanding of the situation in his area.

There have been some speculations about these strange petrified body parts.

He was standing on a giant hand with seven fingers and a mouth in the palm, from which spiritual energy flowed continuously.

Normally, this amount of spiritual energy would be useless, but now it is crucial.

Although Mr. Chen is a Mahayana practitioner, in this extraterrestrial land, he cannot truly be like an inexhaustible source of energy, never running out.

The main reason is that he engages in strenuous exercise every day.

Because he was going to kill someone.

Swinging the sword hundreds of times a day is quite an expense.

For the first thirty times, he chopped off the black stone leg not far from him, and the black stone he obtained was thrown to the four continents as a letter.

More than a hundred times after that, he chopped off the head of the giant located at the very core of Xiao Jing's master bedroom, on the right side of the asteroid belt.

Although he is currently unable to break through the defense set up by Xiao Jing's left hand, he continues this chest-expanding exercise every day without interruption, just like clocking in for work.

After all, we're just idling around anyway, so why not chop him down?

However, Mr. Chen has been somewhat troubled lately.

For some unknown reason, Xiao Jing's left hand changed his fighting style. He no longer focused all his attention on defense, but instead devoted some of his energy to intercepting the black stones he had thrown towards the Four Continents.

The interception was quite successful. A petrified corpse, resembling a crab shell, swam back and forth under Emperor Xiao Jing's control, intercepting the black stones one by one.

To prepare for a protracted war, Commander Chen has stopped sending messages, and he has collected the black stones and piled them up for future use.

After unleashing his final sword strike of the day, Commander Chen sheathed his sword and turned to look behind him.

Time to clock out and write my daily report.

Although he had a place to stay, being in the sky for a long time still had some impact on Chen Qianhu's memory and soul.

He needs some way to anchor himself.

A cow leg was inserted between the fingers of the giant hand. The cow leg was hairless and as smooth as a mirror, even after it was petrified.

The ox leg's ability is somewhat similar to that of the black stone; it can also reflect people's hearts, but the ox leg mirror only records.

A simple record, and one that will never be forgotten.

This ox-leg mirror contains the memories of many people, most of whom came from the ancient people.

Perhaps because of the worship, the records of our ancestors were all related to sacrificial worship, and there were no trivial matters.

such as:

Today the weather is fine, let's kill three hundred Qiang people to give our ancestors a good time.

It's raining heavily today, so let's kill three hundred Qiang people to give our ancestors a good time.

Today we won a great victory in battle, and captured another seven hundred Qiang prisoners. We'll kill them another day to give our ancestors a good time.

The actual prayer was certainly more solemn and solemn, with more words, but that's how Chen Qianhu understood it.

Their sacrifices are to please their ancestors.

As for Chen Qianhu himself, he had no opinion about the Qiang people and their ancestors, nor did he have any reverence for the ox-leg mirror.

So all he remembers are his discoveries here over the past year, and some trivial daily matters.

For example, the abilities of these petrified corpses, what they did today, what new discoveries they made, and the copy of "The Way to Heaven" that Zhang Ze gave him.

The deluxe edition that Zhang Ze gave him had already been completely torn up by him, with the notes torn off.

He felt that such mundane things were a perfect match for this boring outer space, and it would be a pity if they were forgotten here because of him.

It's nice to have it carved on the cow's leg, to leave it here forever.

Looking into the mirror, Commander Chen first noted down how many times he had slashed in that direction that day.

After taking notes, he began writing down his new discoveries.

New discoveries regarding these petrified body parts.

[Large buttocks, category unknown, has the effect of promoting flesh and blood regeneration, upper limit unknown]

After he finished memorizing it, the mirror on the ox-legged head began to change again, and a book called "The Hundred Gods of Mountains and Seas" appeared before his eyes.

He didn't originally have the book, but he always remembered its contents. A few days ago, he suddenly remembered it and copied it down before he forgot it.

Then he made some new discoveries.

This book is an ancient scroll collected by the Heavenly Sect. It records the innate worship that was believed by all races and roamed the world during the primordial era.

Zhang Ze's innate Dao Pill was a gift from an innate deity known as the Great Mother Goddess.

Xiang and A Li also belong to this type of innate worship.

Of course, the village is a living father. If there were a ranking of the greatest fathers in history, the village would definitely be in the top three. Seeing it is like winning, and getting on its coattails is equivalent to choosing a successful life.

As for Ah Li... no one worships her at all. Anyone who sees Ah Li either runs away or tries to take her down with them.

Even if some foolishly worshipped it, their entire tribe would be devoured within three days, leaving them to wander the wilderness.

These primordial worships, which were once prominent in the prehistoric era, included Xiang and A Li, as well as the Great Mother Goddess who transformed into the Primordial Dao Embryo.

The rest disappeared completely, leaving not a single hair behind.

After the end of the primordial era, almost no one has seen it since.

After glancing at the floating rock not far away, Chen Qianhu continued browsing the Hundred Gods Register. Soon, he found a person named Tu Sheng who was worshipped by the Primordial Gods.

[If captives are sacrificed to slaughtered animals, they will become flesh trees, and thus meat will never be inexhaustible.]

The image of the massacre depicted in the Hundred Gods' Records is that of a large monkey, and that monkey's buttocks are particularly, particularly large, somewhat similar to those he saw today.
Besides the buttocks discovered today, there are also the hands he is currently standing on, the cow-leg mirror in front of him, and the big black legs that were used as a small note for passing messages.

All of these petrified body parts can be traced back to ancient worship with corresponding abilities in this pantheon of gods.

Those primordial spirits that vanished at the end of the primordial era are now right beside me...

Commander Chen felt that this intelligence was quite crucial and should be sent back to give Zhang Ze a headache.

However, figuring out how to send it back is a problem.

Just then, Chen Qianhu suddenly saw some twinkling starlight on the other side of the asteroid belt, in the far distance.

This kind of thing happens often, and Commander Chen usually doesn't pay attention to it, but the starlight today was a little different.

It has a certain regularity.

Upon closer inspection, he discovered it was a secret script of the Sword Sect.

To be precise, it was that little brat Zhang Ze who created the Sword Sect's secret text.

The cipher was initially used only to whisper secrets to his daughter, using a blink of an eye.

Although they later stopped pretending and started doing everything openly, the cipher text was still preserved.

However, not many people know about it. Apart from Chen Qianhu, only a few of Zhang Ze's close friends know about it.

Who's there?
Is she a girl from the Li family? Or is she that disciple named Lin Feng?
Commander Chen continued to squint and carefully decipher the coded message, quickly understanding its meaning.

I know the secret.

I can return to Sizhou.

【send】

[Old Deng helped me attract attention]

I didn't mean to.

[Old Deng, I'm in a hurry]

Commander Chen, “…”

It's not disrespectful, but the vocabulary of the cipher is limited. Zhang Ze's cipher doesn't contain the word "sect leader," only "Old Deng."

It's clear that this person must have put in a lot of courage to deliver the message.

Commander Chen pondered for a moment, wondering if this was Xiao Jing's scheme, but after much thought, he couldn't discern anything amiss. If it was Xiao Jing who wanted to send the petrified corpse back to the Four Continents, then he would simply do it directly.

Since I can't stop myself, there's absolutely no need to put myself in a difficult position.

As for attracting attention, he seems to do it every day.

It doesn't matter if I slash a few more times today.

Commander Chen drew his sword.

At the very core of the right asteroid belt, inside the skull of that giant.

Xiao Jing's left hand ended his passionate exchange of blows with Chen Qianhu, the leader of the Sword Sect, early on.

After a moment of blankness, he climbed down the throne like a spider, but only halfway down did he remember that he could fly.

He scratched his slightly drowsy palms, then flew up and straightened the plaque on the beam that had been shaken askew.

【The Heavenly Palace Beyond the Boundary】

Although this place is called the headquarters of the Hundred Demon Sect by outsiders, it is also called the headquarters of the Hundred Demon Sect by its own people.

But as long as he doesn't die and stays here, even if the Heavenly King himself came, this place would still be his extraterrestrial palace.

It is the place where he is about to ascend to immortality and become a saint.

But just as the plaque was placed, the entire Heavenly Palace trembled again.

Perhaps due to years of neglect, the plaque of the Heavenly Palace Beyond the Realm was shaken to the ground this time.

Emperor Xiao Jing's left hand immediately realized that it was Commander Chen who lacked martial ethics and had thrown an extra sword today.

But because he couldn't win in a head-on confrontation, he could only lash out in anger.

He cursed under his breath, placed the precious plaque on the table, and then lay down on the table to continue thinking.

After much thought, Zuo Shou realized he had acted rashly.

Perhaps I've been waiting too long and have become a bit too eager for quick results lately.

I could have just let things take their natural course and didn't need to do anything extra.

'If we just wait three more years, the advantage will definitely be in our hands after three years.'

He looked to the magnificent jade crown on the wall with his left hand.

In three years and one day, it will be the anniversary of his destruction of Middle-earth 31,000 years ago.

'Then I'll finish what I didn't complete last time.'

Bang!
Another loud bang shook the entire Heavenly Palace, causing the plaque of the Heavenly Palace Beyond the Realm to fall from the table to the ground.

The plaque that had accompanied him for countless years was smashed in two.

It's somewhat unlucky.

Looking at the plaque that had been split in two, he suddenly felt an urge to kill a few people to vent his anger, but at that moment he had neither ministers nor subordinates by his side.

He was truly a loner.

The agitated left hand jumped to the ground and crawled around, as if pacing back and forth.

Many times he couldn't tell whether it was his left hand, Xiao Jing himself, or both.

"I"

A loud bang interrupted his mutterings.

This time, the force was so great that the entire celestial palace tilted. If viewed from the outside at this moment, it would be seen that the entire planetary belt was slightly skewed.

His left hand was getting a little hot. Even a clay figure has some temper, let alone someone who isn't actually a clay figure.

His left hand climbed back onto the throne, his fingertips digging into the indentation prepared for him. Instantly, everything around him trembled, and illusory flesh and blood appeared and disappeared, as if the entire [Outer Heaven Palace] had come to life.

The giant's head opened its mouth, and the eyes inside looked in the direction of Commander Chen.

Like countless black torrents weaving a net, they rushed towards Commander Chen.

Where the torrent passed, time slowed down or stopped, and the laws of nature changed.

The left hand launched a counterattack.

However, this time Commander Chen did not draw his sword, but instead extended his hand.

The moment it came into contact with the black net, its flesh melted away, revealing golden bones, but the wound healed instantly.

Chen Qianhu himself transformed into a sword, a sword that could cleave everything in two.

A crack appeared in the black net, revealing a path before Chen Qianhu. Climbing the net, Chen Qianhu took a step forward and came close to the giant head. Through the empty eye sockets of the head, he could even see the eaves and brackets built inside.

They are all in the style of the Eastern Qi Dynasty.

One more step and he could enter.

Unfortunately, the net shattered at that moment, and the connection was lost.

Chen Qianhu was 'pushed' back again.

Chen Qianhu shook his hand and sighed.

It's a pity that the other side reacted, but my surprise attack should have attracted enough attention.

Looking into the far distance, he discovered that the star that had been signaling to him had disappeared.

Commander Chen sat down cross-legged. This surprise attack had taken a toll on his health, and he would probably have to stop his daily sword practice for a few days.

but……

Looking at his injured hand, Chen Qianhu seemed to have gained some new insights.

……

Someone's extraterrestrial palace

He slammed his left hand on the table, clearly angry.

You promised to be patient, so why can't you control your hands?

He crawled around on the table, but after a while, he, who had already decided to endure it, came up with another idea.

'That Commander Chen must have expended a great deal of energy this time; his spiritual energy is limited, while I still have trump cards up my sleeve.'

'Why not take this opportunity to suppress him? With the balance shifting, his spiritual energy will inevitably run out, and if we can stall for time, we might be able to subdue him.'

Even if this doesn't work out, it can still test his trump cards.

Having made up his mind, he began to activate the backup power source.

After countless years of preparation, it wasn't just the core giant's head that was refined.

He placed the most important and powerful pieces of the corpse around the head, arranging them in a row.

Some items that were useful but not needed at the moment were placed further to the right and at the back.

The area where Commander Chen was located consisted of unimportant corpses or parts that hadn't been refined yet.

Fortunately, Commander Chen came up from the left. If he had been on the right, he would have been killed by a single sword strike long ago, and all would have been lost.

Thinking about these things, Emperor Xiao Jing's left hand's divine sense spread to the right from the network he had constructed.

However... they came up empty-handed.

Gone.

A piece is missing over there.

Their backup energy source, which was also their secret weapon, was gone just like that.

Left hand, "?"

How could my precious baby be gone?

He quickly tapped on a mirror on the table. The image in the mirror was mesmerizing, but soon returned to normal. He looked at the star sector and saw his precious treasure turning into a streak of light and falling towards the Four Continents.

He zoomed in and out of the image, and discovered a furtive figure that flashed past his precious treasure.

After a long pause, Zuo Shou realized that he had been tricked.

There's more than just Chen Qianhu, that filthy thing, in my own home.

There was also a petty thief who appeared out of nowhere!
The thief had been hiding there the whole time, but he was so engrossed in Chen Qianhu's attention that he didn't notice him!
"Oh shit!"

He wanted to activate the most secret teleportation channel between his location and the four continents, but he was afraid that if he went down there, he would be surrounded and kicked around, and his lair would be destroyed.

After much deliberation, he decided to use those pieces of Janus's corpse as a springboard once again to send a wisp of divine thought over.

Intercept the items that the thief is about to steal, or destroy them if you can't stop them.

We absolutely cannot let that little thief return to Sizhou.

Although the black walnut was caught red-handed a few days ago, as the saying goes, "the darkest place is under the lamp," and Zuo Shou bets they wouldn't expect to do it again.

He climbed back to the throne and made a connection with one of the two-faced gods.

then……

A series of indescribable laughs exploded in his mind.

Hahahaha! Do you know Amway?

"Don't step on my foot! I'll have a cup of Apa Tea."

"The so-called positive edge inverted function..."

"Bo Bo Chicken, Bo Bo Chicken, Bo Bo Chicken costing 100,000 yuan a skewer..."

"Little Fukuhime is here..."

My left hand trembled in fright, so I quickly disconnected and jumped back onto the table.

"What the hell is this thing?"

(End of this chapter)