Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 398 Don't call me Kidney Stone, call me Ze Bao'er
The farce came quickly and went quickly.

The commotion at the Erliqiao bead shop soon attracted Jianzong Lao Deng, who was drinking tea nearby.

Elder Tian of the Sword Discipline Hall arrived, leading the way on a heavily armored wind-riding boat painted in black.

Two large flags fluttered in the wind behind the boat, one saying, "Please abide by the law, or you will be buried alive in the Sword Tomb."

Behind the banner were several disciples, all dressed the same as Elder Tian.

He was dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, a leather jacket and pants, and big leather boots.

This is the latest outfit launched by Qianjige this year.

This large group of people, if it weren't for the fact that one of them had a banner with the words "Please abide by the law" written so clearly and politely, one would think they were some kind of criminal gang.

Amidst the roar, the crowd dispersed, and Elder Tian, ​​wearing heavy leather boots and smoking a pipe, walked into the shop.

He first waved his hand to break Fu Ji's octagonal cage and rescued Lily, before looking at Zhang Ze, who was helping Qiao Erli recover his energy.

Elder Tian frowned, feeling that this matter was somewhat troublesome.

As the supervisory elder of the Sword Pavilion's Sword Discipline Hall, integrity is the bottom line, and impartiality is the foundation.

Regardless of the reason, disrupting street order will be punished.

These little rascals are really not easy to deal with.

It wasn't that Elder Tian was afraid to issue tickets, but rather that he felt issuing tickets was useless, as these people wouldn't learn their lesson.

The three people who caused trouble in the house were the chairman of Qianji Pavilion, the general manager of Qianji Pavilion, and the mascot of Qianji Pavilion.

A light penalty is ineffective, while a heavy penalty is against the rules.

However, Elder Tian soon had an idea.

I can't control it myself, but someone else can.

Elder Tian took off his sunglasses, took out a pen and paper, quickly wrote out a ticket, and then stuck it on Zhang Ze's forehead.

"According to the rules of Qianji Town Subdistrict Office, disrupting the business environment and damaging residential houses will result in a fine of two thousand yuan, and the owner will also have to compensate the homeowner for the losses. Do you have any objections?" Elder Tian asked.

"Of course, of course." Zhang Ze took off the ticket and carefully put it away.

Compensating for the losses is simply what he should do.

As for fines, they're just money being transferred from one pocket to another, so they're not a big deal.

However, just as Zhang Ze was about to laugh it off, Elder Tian issued another ticket.

“According to the rules of the Sword Sect, the master is responsible for the disciple’s mistakes. Since this is not the first time, your master will be fined thirty years’ salary.”

Zhang Ze, "?"

"Smile." After handing the ticket to Zhang Ze, Elder Tian took out a small walnut and took a picture of him.

Elder Tian said, "Yes, it's alright. Remember to tidy up here later. As for your master, I've already informed him."

Zhang Ze, "?"

After showing Zhang Ze the chat history, Elder Tian turned and left, his heavy leather boots clicking on the floor.

"Close the team!"

Dust billowed as Elder Tian departed with a carefree air, leaving not a trace behind.

Zhang Ze leaned back, thinking to himself that this old fox was indeed cunning. Just as he was thinking about how to explain to his master, he suddenly felt something cool touch his neck.

Yu Guangzhong noticed a black, rod-shaped object protruding from beside him.

Zhang Ze turned around and found that his master was already standing behind him.
Zhang Ze said, "Please let me explain. It was Lily who did it. It has nothing to do with me."

Old Li: "Okay, keep making this up, I'm listening."

Zhang Ze, “.”

When Fuhime saw her master arrive, she quickly split into a group again, quietly crawled into a corner, and mingled among the scattered figurines, remaining motionless and pretending that she was not there.

————The Fuuki figure is a fantastic bestseller————

A few days later, at Qianji Pavilion.

Someone is blowing bubbles.

Zhang Ze stood outside the door, his index finger and thumb interlocked, making a circle. With a gentle breath, he blew out a black bubble.

The bubble floated and floated into the room, reaching Lily's ear as she stared blankly at the magic circle.

The black bubble burst, and Zhang Ze's voice rang in Lily's ear.

"You've lost thirty years' worth of salary."

Lily was startled, her heart skipped a beat, and she jumped up quickly, but when she looked around, she didn't see anyone.

"No, boss, please don't do this. Uncle Qiao is fine now, and I've already apologized and made amends. Isn't thirty years too long?" Lily pleaded.

Just kidding, how's the magic array research going?

Another black bubble flew in through the window.

Lily breathed a sigh of relief.

"Don't rush, it will take a while. I still need to go see Master Dao in a bit... Boss, if you're really bored, go walk Mao Mao for me."

Once Lily was certain that her wages were safe, she waved to Zhang Ze at the window, signaling him to go play somewhere else.

A moment later, the last black bubble flew in.

It cracked with a pop.

"Ok."

Zhang Ze spoke from inside.

This is a spell he learned from the Star God yesterday.

By using vibration frequency, 'sound' is condensed into the shape of black bubbles.

This is a technique that only the old gods and other star deities can use. Unless you are someone with a complex background like Zhang Ze and Lily, most people, no matter how clever they are, will not be able to unravel the secret of the black bubble.

At worst, it will be destroyed.

That black ball the size of a washbasin yesterday was just like that.

Lily wasn't lying; that thing was a 'letter' left behind by the Star God codenamed 04.

This letter has answered many of the questions that were previously unanswered.

Qiao Tianqiao's situation was the same as Zhang Ze's; he was also a flawed Hunyuan body from birth, and like Zhang Ze, he formed two Golden Cores when he was forming his Golden Core.

Of course, unlike Zhang Ze, he didn't publicize the matter; instead, he kept it a secret.

Later, during a trip down the mountain, he was chosen by 04 by chance and became a collaborator in Baidi City, the legendary chosen one.

As for what happened next... Zhang Ze could not comment.

However, he felt that even if the scope were expanded beyond the history of Baidi City and the Chosen Ones, it would encompass the entirety of the history of the four continents over countless millennia.

Qiao Tianqiao was also a very prominent figure.

After all, dating a system and having it have his child is something that...
He must be one of a kind among scorpion poop.

Although No. 04 is a Star God and not a real system, and this Uncle Qiao is not the real male protagonist, this thing still happened. No matter how you look at it, it's pretty absurd.

The details weren't mentioned in the black bubble letter, and Zhang Ze couldn't fill in the gaps in his imagination. However, Lily surprisingly refrained from saying anything strange.

“Perhaps it was two lonely souls who met,” Lily said.

In short, while this somewhat strange relationship was being established, 04 also discovered Qiao Tianqiao's health problems.

A flawed primordial body will shorten a cultivator's lifespan.

In order to resolve this matter, they subsequently lost contact with the Northern Border, left Longhu Mountain, and joined the Beast Taming Sect.

In the end, they actually found a solution.

The Spirit Fusion Method of the Beast Taming Sect.

Entering the state of spiritual fusion, one stews oneself into a pot of spiritual energy soup, and when one is about to dissipate, one uses an array to gather and lock the spirit.

At the same time, the Star God enters the formation, and with the Star God's help, impurities are eliminated from the body.

Unfortunately, Qiao Tianqiao did not learn the Spirit Fusion Technique. Afterwards, the two left the Beast Taming Sect and chose to live in seclusion in Qingjing, spending the rest of their lives together. The letter did not elaborate on what happened during this period.

It's probably because 04 felt that the details were not something to be shared with outsiders.

In addition, the letter also recorded a spell at the end.

That is the method of the Star God taking human form.

The starlight fades, and it transforms into human form, becoming a mortal being.

It's not like Lily's miraculous, lightning-struck accident, but a process that can be manipulated and replicated.

None of their own star gods showed much interest in this spell.

"I respect 04, but I really don't think there's anything good about becoming human. Right now, I can easily take on five hundred Lilies by myself. If I became human and became as weak as her, would I even survive?" This is Tongtong, who uses Lilies as a unit of combat power.

"No, I'm not interested. I'm fine as I am, perfect brightness, perfect ball." This was the old man who was afraid of being dragged into the octagon by the sheep for revenge after he turned into a human.

As for the last Star God, it was Egg, who had nothing to do with White Emperor City and was picked up by Zhang Ze to work as a weapon-refining master in Thousand Machine Pavilion.

Its reason for not being interested in this matter is simple and straightforward.

"If I become human, I'll have to learn how to poop. It's so troublesome and disgusting. No way!"

In any case, everyone has their own ambitions, and you can't force them.

And speaking of eggs
Zhang Ze rummaged through his pockets and took out his own.

Looking at the round golden pill in his hand, Zhang Ze sighed.

Damn it, Lily was right, this thing really isn't a golden elixir.

They just look alike.

Qiao Lezhi's was the pure Hunyuan body, clean and without any impurities.

Of course, these golden pills are not the malignant stones that Lily mentioned.

If the true Primordial Body is likened to a flawless white jade bottle, then Zhang Ze is a slightly flawed defective product.

These golden pills are like diamonds and jade stones stuck in those flaws and loopholes.

It's partially blocked, but not completely blocked.

Simply destroying and throwing these things away will not repair the jade bottle; on the contrary, it will cause even greater trouble.

The only way to completely solve this problem is to turn the jade bottle into a clay model, refine the gold and jade into gold powder, fuse them together into a seamless whole, and then recast a flawless white jade bottle.

Thinking about these things, Zhang Ze weighed the golden elixir in his hand and tossed it away.

Just as he made his move, Mao Mao suddenly darted out of the bushes, leaped up, snatched the golden pill in its mouth, somersaulted in the air, and then landed steadily.

Mao Mao came up to Zhang Ze and asked him to do it again with a smile.

This time, Zhang Ze used a different tactic, creating two phantoms at the same time as throwing out the golden pill.

Three golden balls flew through the air. After watching for a while, Mao Mao suddenly jumped up and bit the one in the middle.

After landing, Mao Mao wagged its tail, indicating to Zhang Ze to play with it one more time.

"Silly dog." Looking at Mao Mao's carefree face, Zhang Ze patted Mao Mao's head.

Zhang Ze pulled his golden core out of the dog's mouth, wiped it, and put it back in his pocket. He then got up, tossed a meat bone to scare Mao Mao away, and prepared to take a stroll over to the System Home.

Thanks to the convenience of the Earth Vein Legend method, Junior Sister returned from the main pavilion last night and is currently at the System House.

They said they were watching something fun.

System Home.

Zhang Ze pushed open the door, only to find many people sitting inside.

Besides Junior Sister and Xiangxiang, Fuji is also here.

Many people mainly refer to the "fujoshi" (腐姬), who account for 98% of the total number of users.

They are looking at the old man.

On the crystal screen in front of them, an old man in a white robe, his skin wrinkled, was standing on a snow hill, leaning on a cane, and bragging to someone.

Behind him was a colossal beast whose head had been smashed into its cavity. The beast's corpse was covered in wounds, and the blood that flowed out stained the snow black.

Although the old man was dressed neatly, he looked somewhat eccentric.

He was currently bragging to a group of demon children about his glorious past.

"Who's this old man? From the Sword Sect? I don't remember any elders broadcasting live over there right now?" Zhang Ze asked.

When the junior sister heard the voice, she turned around and saw Zhang Ze. She gave her senior brother a strange look and nodded.

"That's it."

The junior sister's words had a hidden meaning, but Zhang Ze didn't understand them.

He chuckled and found a place to sit down, commenting on the flaws in the old man's boast.

"The largest water monkey is only about half a person's height. I've never heard of a water monkey as big as a small mountain. This old man can't even make up a decent story to fool the kids."

"That's fake too. The art of weapon crafting is very particular."

Zhang Ze was commenting enthusiastically until the old man in the video started bragging about his youth.
"Back in the day, when I was the magistrate of Baiyu County..."

Zhang Ze, "?"

Upon realizing what was happening, Zhang Ze immediately understood that the old madman he had been commenting on for so long was himself.

"oi!" Zhang Ze shouted, and rushed forward to turn off the image, but was hugged by his junior sister.

"Quickly, Fu Ji!" the junior sister shouted.

The woman who was watching intently responded and transformed into a net, pulling Zhang Ze to the point of stumbling.

The junior sister also took out a jade talisman and slapped it on Zhang Ze's back, intending to freeze him in place.

However, the jade talisman instantly turned to ashes. Zhang Ze's spiritual energy surged, freeing him from Fu Ji's grasp. He then took out his weapon against Fu Ji: a television set with a static-filled screen.

He threw the TV into the outdoor hallway, attracting all the BL fans there.

He closed the door, took out the golden pill from his pocket, and threw it out. As the magic circle unfolded, Fu Ji was isolated outside the door, and at the same time, Xiang Xiang's projection disappeared without a trace after a flash.

Zhang Ze disconnected Xiangxiang's line, so this place is no longer in service area.

Then he exchanged a few more blows with his junior sister. With a push, he gently pushed her away. Although she immediately hugged him back, Zhang Ze still managed to seize an opening and grab the projected artifact with a cloud-penetrating hand.

After turning off the video and carefully storing the spirit stone that Sister Wang had brought, which recorded his embarrassing past, Zhang Ze flipped his junior sister, who was clinging to him like a sloth, over and hoisted her onto his shoulder.

Zhang Ze said, "Can you please be a little more obedient and stop looking at everything?"

"What are you doing! Why can't I look? Put me down right now, I haven't finished watching yet!" The junior sister cried out, trying to snatch the spirit stone back.

Zhang Ze slapped her, and his junior sister gave a soft snort before immediately falling silent.

"What are you looking at? What's there to see? Just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover! Today I'll show you who's in charge!"

Zhang Ze made a hand seal, carried his junior sister, and vanished without a trace in an instant.

On the ninth day of the ninth lunar month, the maple leaves turn red, and the magic circle is formed.

Beneath the System House lies the intersection of the Eastern Continent's geological veins.

Zhang Ze, dressed in blue, sat cross-legged in the center of the magic array.

Two and a half star gods took their positions on the outer edge of the magic array, while five egg yolks floated above their respective array eyes.

After a final check, the magic array, which Lily called the Ze Bao Shattering Array, was slowly activated as Zhang Ze circulated his energy.

"Zebao Shattering Array? Doesn't that name sound a bit ominous?" Old Li, who was standing to the side observing, asked.

"It's not my fault. I wanted to call it the Stone Crushing Array, but the boss wouldn't allow it, so I had to change the name."

"Dogs have dog gallstones, cows have bezoars, and whales have ambergris. They are all similar things, called Zehuang. Zexiang doesn't sound good. Only Zebao is the most suitable."

Lily explained her fallacies in a very logical and reasonable way.

Old Li was about to say a few more words when a flash of white light appeared in the magic array, and one of Zhang Ze's golden cores floated out of his body, gradually dissolving under Old Li's gaze...

(End of this chapter)