Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 353: Twin Ponytails

Those with long twintails may not necessarily be from southern Yunnan, they may also be from the north.

Two long stone tentacles protruded from the top of its sleek head, and its grayish-white slender limbs silently touched the ground. Rock wool, or crystallized hair, extended from the back of its neck all the way down, like wings or a cloak.
Zhang Ze wanted to describe it more beautifully, but had to give up due to limited vocabulary.

Simply put, this thing is a big moth covered with hair.

The kind with super-lots of hair.

Furthermore, on its chest, a shadow resembling crossed arms could be vaguely seen. It was unclear whether it was simply a pattern, or if the monster actually had a pair of human hands crossed across its chest.

Anyway, it's a bit weird.

Zhang Ze quickly rolled over to the little earth fairy and asked loudly, "What is this? Why are you here? Who is that glowing big-headed sheep?"

Faced with Zhang Ze's series of questions, the little earth fairy ignored them and continued running in the long and narrow tunnel, screaming, as if she was scared out of her wits. Zhang Ze had no choice but to turn around and look at Meeme.

Zhang Ze, "Big Head Sheep, what's going on?"

"Ball man, shut up! I'm not a big-headed sheep. Call me Mee Mee!" Mee Mee corrected him. "Also, who are you? How did you get in?"

Zhang Ze was stunned for a moment and asked, "Meimei? Are you Meimei?"

"Meaaa, I'm not Meaaa or who am I? Ball boy, tell me quickly, how did you get in? How do we get out?"

Meow Meow was really anxious, she wanted to go home so much.

Zhang Ze, "First of all, I'm not a basketball guy. My name is Zhang Ze, and I'm here to find you. You..."

But before he could finish his words, Mee Mee exclaimed, "You are Zhang Ze? The ultimate perverted and lustful demon Zhang Ze that Xiao Dixianer mentioned, the Zhang Ze who relied on selling his body to gain favor with the Sword Sect and thus reached the pinnacle of his life?"

Zhang Ze, "?"

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but when Mee Mee was complaining to the real owner, the little earth fairy’s screams slowed down a bit, and then became even louder.

"Little Earth Fairy must have recognized me at first sight. He must have kicked me on purpose just now."

"Little Earth Fairy, that bastard!"

Zhang Ze was secretly complaining in his heart, but he did not immediately go to trouble the little earth fairy. He explained to Meeme.

"Don't believe a word that bastard Little Earth Immortal spits out. Putting this aside, what exactly is that giant moth? Deal with that monster, and I'll get you out."

When it comes to this, Meow Meow is speechless. "It's all that bastard Little Earth Fairy's fault!"

The two quickly reached a consensus that the little earth fairy was a bastard.

According to Meeme, when the two of them were trying to find their way around the city, that bastard Little Earth Fairy kept scaring himself.

The little fairy was frightened by a clothing doll in front of a dilapidated building. She lost her balance on the ground and fell into the ditch.

When Mee Mee found the little earth fairy, she discovered that the little earth fairy was banging a lock with a golden bowl. There was a small stamp on the lock that could do anything, and there were words on the wall next to it.

It says: Sewers are a restricted area, no entry for unauthorized persons.

"I thought it was too troublesome, so I didn't go back the same way. Instead, I went in with that bastard Little Earth Immortal." Meeme said.

"At first it was fine, but the further I walked, the more I felt something was wrong. The sewer was huge and interconnected, connecting many underground rooms together. It looked like something had dug it.

"I wanted to retreat the same way I came, but that bastard Little Earth Fairy got impatient and said he wanted to pick up a blanket to make a cloak, which alerted the monster to come out."

"Hey, ball...I mean Zhang Ze, think of a way to deal with that thing, and then take me out quickly." Meow Meow said.

After listening to this, Zhang Ze asked, "Is this the only one?"

Meow Meow nodded, "Well, the little earth fairy only provoked this one."

Zhang Ze breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this. The most frightening thing about insects is that there are too many of them. If there is only one, then it is not a problem.

After calculating his magic power, Zhang Ze jumped up, bounced twice on the wall, and pointed his face at the big moth. A golden light flashed in front of the ball, and a sword light shot out from Zhang Ze's mouth, heading straight for the face of the big moth.

"Sure Kill: Saliva Dragon Sword!"

The big moth's chest heaved, and it raised its crossed arms, as if it was going to catch the knife with its bare hands. Unfortunately, it was a step too slow and didn't catch it.

Zhang Ze's sword strike was clean and sharp, cutting the big moth in half in an instant.

Just seeing the cut, Zhang Ze exclaimed.

This moth is also strange. From the cross-section, there is no water inside. Instead, it is almost solid and made entirely of stone, with only some fine rock essences inlaid in it.

"What is this?" Zhang Ze asked.

"I don't know him. I've never seen him." Meeme shook her head. She didn't care about it at all. She just wanted to go home.

Seeing that Mee Mee didn't care, Zhang Ze didn't investigate further. There are so many strange things in the world. He thought Ah Li must have eaten something unclean and brought this thing in.

After all, he could eat a city and the skeleton of a giant beast, so what was a mere big moth to him?

Zhang Ze thought about it and decided to take Meeme to the deep well where the stone pill formation was hidden before leaving. Maybe she would know something.

But before Zhang Ze could speak, he saw the little earth fairy running out of the tunnel in front in a panic.

The bastard glanced at Zhang Ze, his eyes rolling around with a bad look on his face. He waved his hand and said to Zhang Ze, "You...you wait here. I'm going to the toilet over here. Don't peek."

After saying that, he ran into another fork in the road without looking back.

Zhang Ze looked at the back of the little earth fairy. This time, without thinking, he separated a little spiritual energy to wrap up Meeme, then turned into a flash of lightning and chased in the direction of the little earth fairy's escape.

This little thing doesn't even have a hook, how can it go to the toilet?

It was obvious that the little earth fairy had provoked something again and wanted me to stay here to cover their retreat.

His guess was correct. A moment later, two tentacles with joints emerged from the darkness and moved towards Zhang Ze.

It was another big moth, but it was an extra-extra-large one.

Zhang Ze did the same thing and slashed with his sword again, but this time it only left a white mark on the two huge tentacles.

The tentacles did not encounter any obstruction and hit Zhang Ze's golden elixir with a snap.

No one knew what power that tentacle had. Although it did not hurt the foundation of Zhang Ze's golden elixir, it made his elixir powerless for a while, as if he had been silenced and could not use any magic.

Pulled by this strong force, Zhang Ze hit the back of the little earth fairy like a billiard ball. The fairy and the pill rolled forward for a long time and then fell into the darkness.

It was another deep well, similar to the one Zhang Ze had just seen, except that there was no stone pill formation in it, as if it had never been activated.

The giant moth probably thought it had killed Zhang Ze, so it did not follow.

When they reached the bottom, Zhang Ze and Xiao Dixian were fine, but Mimi was almost killed by the blow just now, and died in the northwest.

Meow Meow, whose soul was almost invisible, hummed weakly. Her eyes wandered between the ball boy Zhang Ze and the bastard Xiao Dixianer, and finally she chose Zhang Ze.

"I'll squeeze in with you. Don't worry, I don't snore."

After saying that, Meeme slipped into Zhang Ze's golden elixir, as easily and naturally as an acquaintance visiting. She politely found a corner, curled up into a ball, and fell asleep.

But soon after, he started snoring very rudely.

Zhang Ze, "..."

Looking at Mee Mee's appearance, it seemed that she wouldn't wake up for a while. After thinking for a moment, Zhang Ze said to the little earth fairy, "Stay still for a moment and don't run too far. I'll think about how to kill that big moth."

The little earth fairy nodded in a dog-like manner, indicating that he understood, and added a sentence at the end.

"Well, remember to take me home later."

"Okay." After saying that, Zhang Ze's face on the golden elixir closed his eyes.

The Baidi City and the old site of Nanadutong in A'li's belly are extremely important to Zhang Ze.

Although he didn't know where the big moth came from, he was not at ease letting it continue to live there. Not to mention A'li's health problem, if the stone pill formation was destroyed, he would not even have time to cry.

We have to find a way to get rid of that monster.

Zhang Ze opened his eyes and switched the main perspective back to his body. As soon as he regained consciousness, he felt his chest sink. He found himself lying on the ground, and A Li was sitting on his chest with an old ginseng in her mouth.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Ze asked.

Ah Li, "This is called a dragon pressing down on the bed. I am helping you to guard your luck and protect you."

Zhang Ze, "..."

After rubbing A-Li's head, Zhang Ze patted the ground with his hand, "Junior sister, give me the walnut!"

After taking the small walnut handed to him by his junior sister, Zhang Ze lay on the ground and hit Li Yueqi.

Zhang Ze, "Ms. Li, please help."

Li Yueqi, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with your Soul Fusion Technique?"

Zhang Ze, "No, I encountered a magical little creature here, and I need some of your expertise to help me identify it."

Li Yueqi, "Tell me." Judging from the crunching sound over there, she seemed to be cracking melon seeds.

Zhang Ze didn't waste any time and directly described to Li Yueqi the appearance of the two large fluttering moths he had just seen.

It was emphasized that the big moth had the characteristics of a pair of human hands on its chest.

Li Yueqi, "Ah, this."

She felt somewhat familiar with it, but couldn't remember it for a moment.

This thing obviously touched upon Ms. Li's blind spot. You asked her to dip her whip in cold water. She was good at being an animal trainer, but she was not up to the task of being an encyclopedia of the animal world.

Just when she was at a loss for ideas, a strange and soft voice interrupted the conversation.

"That thing might be a giant monkey..."

Zhang Ze, ".?"

He didn't understand.

And the soft voice continued.

"It's a monster from the north that's a cross between a monkey and a bug. When it's young, it looks like a monkey, but when it grows up, it transforms into a moth, with only the monkey's arms remaining.

"When a giant puffer reaches adulthood, its body will begin to petrify until it eventually becomes pure stone, similar to a rock golem.

"They usually live in pairs of male and female. Female thrush monkeys are much larger than males...roughly the size of a normal monkey compared to a moth. When we talk about large thrush monkeys, we're actually referring to females.

“I heard they can grow indefinitely, but no one has ever seen one, because those that grow too big are considered evil and killed.

"Also, they lay one egg a year, with two yolks, one male and one female.

"Oh, right, this thing is very protective of its subordinates and has a strong desire for revenge. If you kill it, it's best to kill both the male and female, as well as their entire family, at the same time, otherwise it will be very troublesome in the future.

"No, that's all I know."

Zhang Ze, "Oh, okay, thank you for your guidance."

……

Linglu Valley.

Li Yueqi, who was eating melon seeds in the pavilion, looked curiously at the Cat Queen Emperor meditating on the grass. "Big Fluttering Monkey, that thing, right? But I remember that thing became a disaster in Dongqi and was killed by the demon tribe. How do you know so much about it?"

Her Majesty the Cat Lady shook her head. "I don't know. Maybe I read it in a book somewhere before... By the way, Master, when will you teach me real kung fu?"

"Meditate first, don't ask."

"Oh."

Her Majesty the Cat Lady was valued by Li Yueqi because of her outstanding performance in Qianji Kindergarten. Li Yueqi thought that this girl was a rare talent, so she was attracted by her talent and planned to bring her to the Beast Taming Sect.

It's just that this girl is a little too reckless, just like the silly Zhang Ze.

So Li Yueqi planned to train her well first and make her calmer.

The area around the pavilion became quiet again, with only the sound of Li Yueqi cracking melon seeds.

But not long after, a little Qilin walked out from the bushes. It glanced at Li Yueqi stealthily, and seeing that she didn't pay attention to it, it came to the side of Her Majesty the Cat Lady and circled around her twice, as if giving her some secret signal. After a moment, it suddenly lowered its head and sucked the Cat Lady's ears.

Her Majesty the Cat Girl was trembling all over because of the sudden tingling sensation.

"Master, is this also part of the test?"

"No, but..."

Li Yueqi wanted to say that it could be the case, but it was too late. Her Majesty the Cat Lady, a divine cat, turned over and jumped up, pulled its ear out of the little Qilin's mouth, and then fought with the little Qilin.

For a moment, the two sides were fighting with great joy, the grass was flying and the sidewalk was worn away.

Soon the cat and the unicorn disappeared from Li Yueqi's sight.

Li Yueqi was confused for a long time holding the melon seeds before she reacted.

"Fuck, this is skipping class!"

……

Zhang Ze put the little walnut down, then turned to look at Ah Li. He was silent for a long time but still didn't tell the truth. He just touched its head and said, "Wash your food thoroughly before eating next time."

After saying this, he returned his consciousness to the golden elixir without any explanation.

Just as he came back, he saw the little earth fairy running towards him holding an oval, half-human-high five-colored stalagmite.

This bastard obviously didn't listen to Zhang Ze and just stayed where he was.

But it makes sense. If he were obedient, he wouldn't be a little earth immortal.

Just when Zhang Ze called for help, the little earth fairy found a half-covered dog hole nearby. After he crawled through it, he found that there was a huge empty room behind the hole, and the walls of the empty room were inlaid with five-colored stalagmites.

Little Earth Fairy thought it was a treasure, so she plucked one off and prepared to show it off to Zhang Ze.

"There are treasures here! I see a lot over there, all this big. Let's take them back... Ouch."

Zhang Ze, “.”

I can only say that this bastard Little Earth Immortal is really good at killing monsters.

The little earth immortal stepped on his right foot with his left foot, and fell to the ground because he didn't stand firmly. The big stalagmite in his hand also fell to the ground with a snap.

The stalagmite was so brittle that it shattered as soon as it hit the ground. Dirty liquid flowed out of the stalagmite, and a little monkey-like embryo rolled out from it.

As soon as it came out of the 'egg', it cried out once, and then the body of the little monkey immediately became stiff. Before it could make any further movement, it was killed by an invisible force in an instant.

Not even a trace was left.

After the little monkey was killed, as if some signal was triggered, there was a movement in the darkness behind the little earth fairy.

Countless stalagmites began to tremble, and little fluttering monkeys broke out of their shells.

However, these new little monsters, like the first one, were wiped out instantly the moment they were born.

The hellish howling lasted only a moment before silence returned.

It's as if nothing happened.

But as the saying goes, mother and child are connected by heart, and the big monkey is no exception.

It and its husband have been trapped here for many years and have long discovered the strangeness of this place.

That is, their offspring will be wiped out by some force as soon as they are born, as if this space does not allow living things in the traditional sense to exist.

However, my husband and I were not affected because our bodies had turned into stone.

But inheritance is an instinct, and the female monkey did not give up. She and her husband still gave birth to one baby per year.

Over the years, it has grown from a little girl to a girl with twin ponytails, and has given birth to a large litter of cubs.

Unexpectedly, after just a nap, when I woke up, my husband was split in half, and my son also turned into dust like in the Candy Crush game.

If this isn't crazy, then this is it.

A deafening roar resounded throughout the ancient city. The divine consciousness swept across and finally locked onto the little earth fairy.

The little fairy knew that he had gotten into trouble again, so he put the golden bowl on his head, hid in the corner with his butt sticking up, pretending that nothing had happened.

"Alas." Zhang Ze sighed and was too lazy to scold the little earth immortal. In order to prevent the stone pill formation in the other well from being destroyed, Zhang Ze did not cover up the little earth immortal's breath.

Instead, he cast a spell and moved the little earth fairy away.

After consuming a small amount of magic power, Zhang Ze brought the little earth fairy to the mountains.

A moment later, a white smoke spread out from the ancient city and then condensed into a large fluttering monkey about the same size as the Type 3 furnace hook. It flew in the air, locked onto Zhang Ze and the little earth fairy, and pounced on them with a roar.

Zhang Ze started plan B.

"Little Earth Fairy, open your mouth."

"Ah? Why are you opening your mouth? Ugh."

Before the little earth immortal could react, Zhang Ze's golden elixir jumped into his mouth, and the next second the little earth immortal was knocked out by the big monkey's claw.

From the mountains to the plains, the little earth fairy flew a long way, golden dust was raised, and the little earth fairy lay on the ground, feeling that he had lost control of his body.

But soon, the little earth fairy found himself being controlled by someone to stand up, and his sight got higher and higher until it was level with the pointed head of the big monkey.

At the same time, Zhang Ze's voice sounded in his ears.

"There's only one way to become a giant, and that's by boiling the little earth fairy into soup."

(End of this chapter)