Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 287 Zhang Ze, the idiot

Chapter 287 Zhang Ze, Bastard
The spiritualized body has been freed from the constraints of the flesh. Even if the limbs are injured, they can be instantly repaired with spiritual energy and restored to their original state.

To some extent, this is actually a spell that is very suitable for sparring.

The premise is that both people know how to do it.

Because you can't kill him, you can beat him to death.

Therefore, on the second day of the Qinghe Conference, the monks present witnessed the most violent martial arts competition of the Qinghe Conference.

The noise of the fight between the two was so loud that the elders who were watching had to raise the barrier of the formation to prevent the residual power of the fight between the two from affecting the bloodthirsty audience.

The art of escape had lost its meaning at this point. In the square space in the center of the venue, they arrived in an instant as their minds moved.

The figures crossed each other, and after another palm fight, Zhang Ze retreated several feet, shook his arms, and then restored his broken right hand.

He suddenly discovered something very troublesome.

I feel like I’m a little bit overwhelmed.

After this soul fusion technique is performed, it is indeed magical. As long as the person does not exit the state of the spirit body or is directly destroyed by the whole person, he can almost be said to be immortal.

But it also has its flaws, that is, this move was created by the Beast Tamer Sect after all, so after entering the spiritual state, you can basically only use the Beast Tamer Sect's spells.

As for boxing, Zhang Ze can’t say that he doesn’t know how to do it, but he really can’t beat Li Yueqi.

Ms. Li has really been fighting since she was a child.

After fighting for a few moves, although it seemed that the situation was not weak, he was the one who was injured the whole time. In just a short while, Zhang Ze had consumed a lot of energy.

If the fight continued, Zhang Zexian would definitely not be able to withstand the consumption. If he was knocked into the Soul Fusion state by a punch, he wouldn't necessarily lose, after all, he still had a backup plan.

But what about the big talk he just said?
In the stands.

"Senior brother seems to be losing." Chen Qin leaned on the railing and whispered.

"The fight was quite intense, how could they lose?" Lily was just watching the fun from a layman's perspective. She didn't have any real feelings, she just thought the fight was exciting.

Lu Ning, who had been silent all the time, was thinking about another thing. She always felt that she seemed to have seen the soul fusion method performed by these two people somewhere.

It seems that my master can do it too?

But it's different.

I don't understand.

In the lounge, Xia Yan looked at the two people flying around with his mouth half open, thinking that the method of soul fusion was indeed magical. If he went up, he would probably just be a sandbag and rely on medicinal pills to consume them.

"You don't know how to do this?" Xia Yan asked.

"No, I'm a waste." Li Jue admitted very bluntly.

Xia Yan, "Can my man be more promising? It would be nice if you could just lie to me a little."

"If you can't do this, you just can't. To comprehend this move, you must be born with it. Otherwise, you must practice with a clear mind and live with the spirit of death. Otherwise, before you even reach the stage of merging with the spirit, your soul will be shattered and your body will vanish into thin air."

"But I don't think they are the kind of people who have no distractions?" Xia Yan recalled the usual state of the two.

"I don't know about Brother Zhang, but my sister is actually born with it. You saw those two wristbands." Li Jue said, "Those two are actually magical instruments that suppress the soul fusion state. If she doesn't wear them, my sister will easily enter the soul fusion state."

"Isn't that good?"

"Of course it's not good. My sister told me that maintaining that state all the time is very tiring and will make you age quickly. It will also be very troublesome to live your life because you will be glowing everywhere you go."

"What a troublesome spell."

"Yes, knock me out!"

Li Jue, who was chatting with Xia Yan, suddenly became alert. He suddenly had a bad premonition.

I don't know why, but pretending to be dead is always the right thing to do.

However, before Xia Yan could react, a person appeared behind them, and his tall shadow covered them both.

"Good morning, Master Li." Xia Yan felt the pressure and turned around to say hello.

The old Sect Master Li stood behind the two of them, looking at Li Jue expressionlessly.

Li Jue shook his head. "I don't know. Wait until my sister comes back. You can ask her. I think the fight will be over soon. It seems like Brother Zhang can't hold on any longer."

in the venue.

After Zhang Ze's arm was broken by a punch again, he quickly reviewed the techniques he could perform.

While thinking, he dodged the subsequent punches. His figure disappeared and appeared behind Li Yueqi, driving the now awakened A Li to pounce on Li Yueqi's back.

Then Ahri was grabbed by the two big hands transformed by Heiqu, and was pulled into two parts with a snap.

"It doesn't hurt!" Finding it amusing, A'li, who had degenerated into an earthworm, controlled the surrounding spiritual energy to grow another head, broke free from the big hand and returned to Zhang Ze.

"What should I do if I can't win?" asked A'li, who had merged into one, in a low voice.

"Don't worry, I have an idea." Zhang Ze said to A Li after he distanced himself again.

"any solution?"

"Let's talk about boxing."

"?"

Zhang Ze whispered a few words to A Li, and after explaining this extremely low-quality tactic, he rushed forward instead of retreating.

Every kind of stupid skill has its place, just like the puppetry used by Baiximen to entertain children can be applied to Qianji Puppet.

Zhang Ze remembered the psychic fist he had created.

Although this spell has now been changed into a sex technique by Bai Tao's niece and thrown into a sex toy store.
But for those who practice cultivation, there are no taboos, just use it as long as you can.

The Psychic Fist was derived from the Art of Floating Life. The power of the boxing technique is very weak, but it can convey the emotions and thoughts of the boxer through the boxing technique.

Moreover, this process cannot be blocked like sound transmission.

After throwing a punch, the opponent can see his figure running in the sunset.

At this time, Zhang Ze was in a state of spiritual fusion, and the weak power of this boxing technique was also compensated.

For the first time, Li Yueqi discovered that getting rid of the burden was so easy.

There is no need to consider anything, such as family, inheritance, friendship, love, etc. Just climb as far as you can.

The only thing she needs to consider now is how to kill the person in front of her.

And most importantly, Li Yueqi realized that Zhang Ze was not a real god, and he did not know everything. At least in terms of physical skills and boxing, he could not beat her.

You can pinch him yourself.

Li Yueqi calculated in her mind how many more punches she had to knock Zhang Ze into the spirit fusion state, and confidently threw another punch.

Then she stopped laughing.

Because the moment this fist touched Zhang Ze's fist, a lot of chaotic sounds entered her mind.

"Ms. Li, do you know that a snail has 20,000 teeth, a cow has four stomachs, and I have five golden elixirs? But what I want to say is that there is no connection between these things."

This is Zhang Ze's voice.

"Now there are three daughters. The eldest daughter returns home every five days, the middle daughter returns home every four days, and the youngest daughter returns home every three days. When will the three daughters meet again?"

This is Ahri's voice. It ate a math book the day before yesterday.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

This is Maomao. What these sounds mean probably is: I am a good dog, you are a good dog, Zhang Ze is a good dog, and we are all good dogs.

Because these thoughts came too suddenly and she was caught off guard, Li Yueqi even saw hallucinations.

She saw Zhang Ze riding on the back of a snail, directing A'li, who was riding a dog, to race with three girls.

Li Yueqi subconsciously calculated the answer to the math problem.

"Sixty days."

Then she was knocked away by Zhang Ze's Rising Dragon Fist.

This was Zhang Ze's first effective counterattack since the start of the competition.

"You are trying to trick me!" Li Yueqi said angrily as she restored her broken shoulder.

"How could I not do that? Are you blaming me for your own wild imagination? For a person practicing cultivation, having a mind as calm as still water is the basic requirement." Zhang Ze said with a clear and upright look on his face.

After saying that, Zhang Ze stepped forward and punched again.

Li Yueqi was not convinced. She silently recited a mantra to calm herself down and went forward to meet him.

then
"Tell me, why do clothes also become spiritual? What's the principle behind this? Or do the clothes actually disappear, and when we leave, we'll all be naked?"

"I have a question. Since spiritualization can repair injuries, if a disabled person repairs his broken arm after spiritualization, will his arm return after he exits?"

"By the way, since we've already transformed into a spirit, why do we still need to maintain our human form? Can't we just turn into a long strip? Then we can rename it, calling it Feathered Dragon. Isn't it much more impressive than the Soul Fusion Technique?"

"More, more"

"Shut up!" Li Yueqi took a step back and distanced herself from Zhang Ze.

Li Yueqi didn't know that Zhang Ze was as good at bragging as Lily.

Not to mention A-li reading out the dishes and Maomao's barking, Zhang Ze's questions were simply annoying.

All of them sounded like nonsense at first glance, but made some sense when she thought about it carefully. Whenever she thought about this, she would unconsciously follow Zhang Ze's train of thought, and then be punched away by Zhang Ze. She tried to block out Zhang Ze's magic sound from penetrating her brain, but sadly found that as long as Zhang Ze was close, she could hear his voice.

Because the Soul Fusion Technique allows one to assimilate with a part of the surrounding world, the effect of this Spiritual Fist is extremely good.

After being knocked out for the seventh time, Zhang Ze did not chase after him, but instead put on a strange posture, and A'li's reputation as a dish-reporter came to an abrupt end.

"Qi penetrates the rainbow!"

It was Zhang Zeming's upright voice.

The speed of repairing the body was half a beat slower this time. A torrent of spiritual energy rushed out from all directions. A dragon shadow flashed before Li Yueqi's eyes and passed through her body.

Li Yueqi flew out.

The soul-melting state was lifted, and she lay on the ground, looking at the sky above her head.

It's funny to say that something I have always insisted on actually has such a loophole. It's speechless.

I really don’t know what’s going on in that bastard Zhang Ze’s head.

Could be more handsome.
Son of a bitch!
Heiqu came to her, took the two wristbands, and then licked her hand gently.

The spirit snake Qinghe lay on Heiqu's back, took a Thousand Machine Gloves and put it on his tail, then gave Zhang Ze the middle finger.

"Are you still fighting?" Zhang Zequan pretended not to see anything.

Zhang Ze's concerned voice reached Li Yueqi's ears, but no matter how she listened to it, she felt that the voice sounded mean.

"No more fighting. It's pointless to fight with you. You're just a bastard."

Li Yueqi put on her wrist guard, stood up, rubbed Heiqu's wolf head fiercely, and whispered, "You are a wolf, can you be a little more proud? Why are you like Maomao?"

Li Yueqi left the venue without looking back.

in the afternoon.

Zhang Ze slipped back to Qianji Pavilion directly, not for anything else, just to get some peace and quiet.

Just like Zhang Ze said, the best way to stop rumors is to create a more explosive rumor.

But this new rumor seems a bit too explosive.

Because of Ms. Li's misleading remarks, no one mentioned the matter of the Buddhist illegitimate child for the time being, and everyone was talking about the topic of the bastard of the Beast Taming Sect.

As for the grudges and hatred between this bastard and the Beast Taming Sect.
Zhang Ze lay on the bed, picked up the little walnut and looked at the message sent by Lily.

Well, it’s already the eighth version.

But eight is eight, he is too lazy to care about it now. The Soul Fusion Technique is indeed a fragment, and there are still side effects.

That is, after using it, you will feel tired and exhausted.

He felt extremely tired now, tired from the inside out.

Just want to lie down.

The junior sister peeled an orange for Zhang Ze and said, "Come on, bastard, open your mouth and eat the orange."

"Don't make a fuss, there's really nothing going on, those are just rumors."

"I know. Come on, this orange will get cold if you don't eat it." The junior sister handed over the orange.

Taking the cold orange, Zhang Ze looked at Chen Qin and asked, "Why don't you ask?"

"What do you want to ask?" Chen Qin asked back.

"Son of a bitch."

"Didn't you say nothing happened? Then why am I asking?" Chen Qin tilted her head and looked at Zhang Ze.

"Is that it?" Although he did nothing, Zhang Ze still felt a little guilty. He tasted the orange in his mouth for the second time to make sure it was not poisonous.

Seeing Zhang Ze swallow the orange, Chen Qin's expression suddenly changed and became extremely gloomy.

"Haha, of course it's not over yet. I've already drugged that Orange with the Seven-Step Soul-Slaying Powder. If you take seven steps, you'll die! You'll never be able to get out of bed again. I'll take care of you for the rest of your life!"

After saying that, she peeled an orange and ate it.

"If it's poisonous, why do you eat it?" Zhang Ze laughed as he watched Chen Qin's performance.

"Of course I want to die with you for love." The little sister made a face at Zhang Ze, "Are you satisfied with this? Do I need to put on a show of crying, making a fuss, and then hanging myself, and then go home to find my father, ask for my Sword Sect's sacred sword, and kill you on the spot?"

"Then you have to wait until the Qinghe meeting is over. The Sect Master and the others still need to use me for a big move, and they won't be willing to kill me now."

"Indeed, you are the treasure of the six sects, the illegitimate child of Buddhism, and the bastard of the Beast Taming Sect. I don't know what new titles you will be called tomorrow."

"The handsome guy from the Sword Sect."

"cut."

The two chatted for a long time, and Zhang Ze sat up from the bed, scratched his head and asked.

"Why do you trust me so much?"

"Because I know you, and I know Sister Qi." Chen Qin looked at Zhang Ze. "If you really had something in mind, you wouldn't be abnormal at all. You would definitely act like nothing happened and secretly do what you wanted, and then force me to accept it."

"And if Sister Qi also had that in mind, she would definitely come out in the open to snatch my man away from me, without any hesitation, and strike directly with a heavy punch."

After saying that, Chen Qin cutely punched forward.

"But you don't have it, so there's nothing." Chen Qin shrugged. "My mom said that the most important thing in life is trust. We'll talk about the future later."

The junior sister stood up, clapped her hands, came to Zhang Ze and sat down next to him, then turned on the crystal screen in the room.

Today's match was a bit tight and didn't finish until the afternoon. And because it was already the second round, the intensity was also increased a lot.

The person in the arena was Zhuge Ye from Mount Longhu, and his opponent was Xiao Tang. It was a civil war within Mount Longhu.

I don’t know if it was Lily’s idea, but Xiao Tang actually got a lot of Qianji Pavilion equipment.

Because these two people are from the same school, many of Zhuge's methods are of little use. And for some reason, Zhuge, who was originally not interested, really wants to win this time.

Seeing that conventional methods couldn't defeat Xiao Tang, and he didn't want to reveal his cards, he started to cheat.

Zhang Ze saw in the picture that Zhuge Ye and Xiao Tang said something when they passed each other.

After the two of them passed each other, Xiao Tang looked at Zhuge Ye with shining eyes. Perhaps he was too excited. Although he was speaking in a telepathic way, the child's lips moved unconsciously.

"Xiao Tang lost." Zhang Ze said.

"How do you know?" Chen Qin asked.

"I understand lip reading." Zhang Ze took another orange.

"What is Xiao Tang talking about?" Chen Qin was curious.

"Are you really going to take me to Yingchun Tower to find a girl?"

"Ugh?"

And in the picture, just as Zhang Ze expected, Xiao Tang raised his hands in surrender.

"Should we go talk to Old Tang? This isn't a good idea," Chen Qin whispered.

"Don't even mention it to Old Tang. If you tell Old Tang, then the three of us will definitely go together."

Chen Qin, "."

Zhang Ze and Chen Qin were silent for a moment, then sighed at the same time, thinking that the future of Longhu Mountain would not be good.

Li Yueqi's room.

She was wearing a loose cloth dress, her hair was loose, and she was sitting on the bed, holding a book with a strange expression on her face.

It was the book on the Spiritual Fist. She asked Li Jue to get a copy from Qianji Pavilion.

I just don’t know why such a good boxing technique was given such a crappy name as “Thirty-six Heavenly Powers Sleeping Techniques – Love Like Tide”.

And the illustrations inside.
"He's sick. What on earth is he thinking about all day long?"

I felt even more sad when I thought that my family's secret method was defeated by this kind of thing.

But ignoring the unhealthy illustrations, this boxing style is quite interesting.

Li Yueqi gestured twice according to the diagram in the book, a horrifying scene came to her mind, and then she lightly punched Heiqu, who was lying beside her with his eyes closed.

Heiqu was frightened and stood up, staring at Li Yueqi with his bright dog eyes.

"Be good, Heiqu. You must have had a nightmare. Don't cry." Lady Li pretended to comfort him.

Heiqu, "I didn't sleep."

Li Yueqi, "."

Just when Li Yueqi was about to force Heiqu to sleep because of embarrassment, she saw Heiqu's ears suddenly move, and then Heiqu stood up without saying a word and ran out through the back door with his tail between his legs.

He was so considerate as to close the door when he left.

Li Yueqi looked up and saw her grandfather appear in the room.

Old Sect Master Li sat down at the table and raised his hand to signal his granddaughter that she didn't need to get up and could just rest on the bed.

After a while, the old Sect Master Li said, "Let's talk."

(End of this chapter)

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