The Savior of American Comics? I'm the Subspace Evil God!

Chapter 442, Chapter 800, Chapter 801: Thor vs. Carol, you didn't give him the [Cosmic Cube], did you?
"you……"

Carol Danvers, who hadn't been treated like this since gaining her superpowers, said in a slightly forceful tone:

"My Lord God-King, it seems necessary to remind you that I am not asking you for a favor, but rather informing you..."

However, before she could finish speaking, a furious roar, like that of a lion, suddenly rang out from the sky: "How dare you be disrespectful to my father!!"

Immediately afterwards, a hammer crackling with silver lightning descended from the sky like a meteor, sending the unsuspecting Carol Danvers flying far away.

Then, the hammer, Thor's hammer, made a 180-degree turn in mid-air with an anti-inertial attitude that defied the laws of physics and could have blown Newton's coffin away, and flew back into Thor's hands as he was falling downwards.

"Oh, the timing is perfect."

Seeing this, 'Odin' grinned mischievously and pointed at Carol Danvers, who had already crawled out of the ruins in the distance, and teased her without restraint:
"Do you know that on your Earth there's a word specifically used to describe women like you... that is, a despicable jinx!!"

You've ruined my good mood all day.

Then he turned to Thor and said calmly, "Welcome back, my son. It looks like the victory celebration will have to be postponed... Go and teach this presumptuous woman a lesson for trying to cause trouble in Asgard!"

"Yes, Father."

Thor nodded without hesitation, but when his gaze fell on his increasingly vigorous father, he felt something was off.

However, for a moment he couldn't quite put his finger on what was wrong, so he could only assume it was his imagination and focus on how to teach the woman who had dared to offend his father a lesson.

Thor believed that the woman opposite him, who was 'glowing' all over, was probably just a brainless fool who had come to Asgard on a whim to cause trouble and try to gain fame.

Although such creatures have been extremely rare over the past millennium, they have not been entirely nonexistent, so Thor doesn't care much about them.

However, he was completely unaware that the other party was sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. to demand the Tesseract...

At this moment, Carol Danvers, who had already climbed up from the ruins, was completely enraged.

Damn it, you think you can do whatever you want just because I'm easy to talk to?
You want to compete with me to see who's better at fighting, huh?
Alright, alright! It seems that if I don't demonstrate my strength today, I won't be able to retrieve the [Cosmic Cube] normally.

Since that's the case, let me see just how powerful the legendary Thor and Odin really are!
"Odin, you've really angered me today."

As soon as he finished speaking, Carol Danvers flew almost skimming the ground to Thor's face, then swiftly threw an uppercut that struck Thor squarely in the jaw.

boom--! ! !
Under the immense force, Thor's massive figure flew straight into the air. Carol Danvers, however, did not rush to pursue. Instead, he stood with his hands on his hips, looking at 'Odin's' increasingly surprised expression, and said:
"Teach your son a lesson first, then teach him a lesson... Bang!!!"

Before she could even utter the word "you," she was sent flying by the incoming Thor's hammer.

Thor then landed steadily with his hammer back. Instead of being annoyed by being hit, his face became unusually excited.

Because he had been stuck on the front lines for a while, he had nowhere to vent his pent-up anger except for patrolling the border.

Now, he has finally found an opponent who allows him to unleash his full power without worrying about being crushed on the spot.

The fighting spirit surging in my heart came in waves!
"Take this!!"

Thor excitedly threw Mjolnir at Carol Danvers, who had already stood up and was walking towards him, but the latter, who was prepared, easily dodged it.

"That was a really accurate throw, just a bit unlucky... Bang!!"

Before Carol Danvers could finish his joking remark, he was struck in the back again by Thor's hammer, which automatically returned from behind, causing him to stagger forward and nearly fall to the ground.

Thor brandished the hammer in his hand, a smug look on his face, and said, "This is called a boomerang. I bet you've never heard of it before, have you?"

Carol Danvers straightened up, her face as cold as ice. The series of attacks, though failing to inflict any real harm, were extremely insulting. Feeling her patience wearing thin, she pointed at the still-smug Thor opposite her and said:
“Listen, buddy, I know who you are, so you better put that damn hammer down before I count to three, or else…”

But Thor, who had just gotten into the swing of things, was not about to obediently do as he was told. As Carol spoke, he began to spin Mjolnir rapidly, creating a swirling gust of wind in front of him.

Not far away, Odin, who had returned to the beautiful woman's arms, said gloatingly, "Come on, the show is about to begin!!"

woohoo-

As Thor's hammer continued to spin, gusts of wind howled toward Carol Danvers, but this only briefly obscured her vision and did not blow her away.

However, for Thor, simply blocking his view was enough.

"Hey, I just said you'd better stop right now..."

Carol Danvers yelled at the person opposite him while shielding his eyes with his hand.

However, just as she spoke, Thor, using the sandstorm as cover, rushed forward and swung his spinning Mjolnir, sending Carol, who had no time to react, flying into the sky.

whoosh-

Thor then used the pull of Mjolnir to fly rapidly toward the sky.

boom--

In mid-air, Carol Danvers, in her [Binary Form], launched a fierce counterattack, delivering a heavy punch to Thor's face and slamming him to the ground.

boom--! ! !
The earthquake trembled, dust billowed, and several spiderweb-like cracks rapidly spread across the ground.

Thor actually smashed a deep crater into the ground.

This shows how much force Carroll just used; if it were an ordinary person, their body would probably have been blown to pieces.

"Tch, aerial combat is definitely not my forte."

Thor stood up nonchalantly, dusted himself off, and then, while opening his palm to summon the hammer that had just been knocked away, looked at Carol Danvers, who was slowly descending opposite him, her body radiating dazzling light, and said:

"Please wait a moment, my partner will be here soon... Now, we can begin a thrilling battle!"

Whoosh— [Thor's Hammer] flew back to Thor's hand automatically, as if it had a precision guidance system, and then the two of them collided heavily.

bang bang bang-

Boom boom boom——

Even unarmed, Carol Danvers, at full power, held her own.

What infuriated her most was that neither the energy jets nor the energy punches could inflict any truly effective damage on Thor.

Similarly, Thor's attacks, whether he countered with his hammer or unleashed lightning, failed to inflict any substantial damage on Carol.

So the two of them kept exchanging blows, one punch and the other a hammer.

until……

Carol Danvers was accidentally knocked to the ground, and Thor took the opportunity to rush over and press Mjolnir down on her chest.

"Ugh, damn it, what's going on?"

Carol Danvers, struggling to get back on her feet and fight again, suddenly realized that no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break free from the hammer pressing down on her.

The hammer seemed to weigh as much as a planet; no matter how hard she tried, it remained completely still.

"Hehe, I advise you not to waste your energy there."

Seeing this, Thor said with no small amount of pride, "My father placed a magical restriction on Mjolnir, and no one but me can lift it."

"But speaking of which, why did you come to Asgard to cause trouble...? I don't think I've seen you in the Nine Realms before. Are you from out of town?"

"make trouble?!"

Carol Danvers continued to struggle unyielding, saying irritably, "It's your father Odin who's being unreasonable, isn't it?"

"What do you mean?" Thor looked at the other person with a puzzled expression, clearly not understanding.

"I've come to Asgard to demand the Tesseract from S.H.I.E.L.D."

After several unsuccessful attempts, Carol Danvers gave up and glared at Thor, saying angrily:

“Just a few days ago, Ronan’s fleet invaded Earth once again, so Nick Fury sent me a distress signal…”

"Oh no, Earth has been invaded again?"

Thor's eyes widened, clearly not expecting Earth to be so plagued by disasters, but then he reacted, looking at Carol and exclaiming:

"Wait a minute, so that means... you're that black guy... cough cough, someone from S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Carol Danvers nodded first, then shook her head. "To be precise, I'm not an employee of S.H.I.E.L.D., but I used to be a human on Earth, and before leaving Earth, I promised Nick Fury that I would come back to help in the event of a major crisis."

"This time, although the crisis of Ronan's fleet invading Earth was ultimately resolved, Nick Fury was somewhat anxious, fearing that the same crisis would repeat itself. Therefore, he hoped that I could come to Asgard to retrieve the Tesseract..."

Just then, Thor tilted his head and interrupted with a puzzled look, "But the problem is, the Tesseract is no longer in Asgard, is it?"

"Huh? What did you say?!"

Carol Danvers frowned, looking at the other person with suspicion, and asked, "How is this possible? Odin just said that the Tesseract is the greatest treasure of Asgard, how could this be..."

Before she could finish speaking, Thor spread his hands, looking completely innocent, and said, "The Tesseract is indeed the greatest treasure of Asgard, my father was right about that..."

"But the appearance of the Eye of Fear caused the Nine Realms to be severely corrupted by warp energy, and several great realms were on the verge of collapse. Even Asgard was in grave danger."

"And...and then?" Carol Danvers suddenly had a bad feeling. Seeing Thor panting heavily as he spoke, she couldn't help but press him for an answer with some annoyance.

"Then?"

Thor looked at the other person with a strange expression, seemingly doubting their identity. "After trying various methods without being able to effectively curb the corrosive effect of warp energy on the Nine Realms, on my mother's advice, I went to Earth and found the Sorcerer Supreme. Then he gave me a suggestion to solve the problem..."

"[Supreme Master]?"

Carol Danvers looked bewildered.

Although she had previously encountered the alien sorcerers of Kamar-Taj, she was clearly unaware of the existence of the Sorcerer Supreme.

However, she wasn't concerned about who this "Supreme Sorcerer" was at the moment, so she continued to press, "What advice did this 'Supreme Sorcerer' give you?"

Damn it, can't this muscle bastard just finish what he's saying in one go?
"How come you don't even know the [Supreme Master]?"

Thor gestured with his hand to show off his thick head of hair, and said with a grin, "She's a bald guy with powerful sorcery... Ah, I mean, it was from her that I learned for the first time about the Warp and the Four Chaos Gods."

"However, she doesn't seem willing to help resolve the threat posed by the [Eye of Fear] to the [Nine Realms], but instead directly recommends that I go to [Sokovia] to find a solution!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙“a???

"Wait a moment."

Carol Danvers, as if she had guessed something, suddenly widened her eyes and exclaimed, "You didn't give the Cosmic Cube to... Mr. Carl, did you?!"

“Bingo! You finally guessed right this time.” Thor said casually, “Looks like you know Mr. Karl Mara, right?”

“That’s right. According to the Sorcerer Supreme, in the entire universe, perhaps only Mr. Karl Mara has the ability to curb the corrosive and intrusive effects of warp energy on the Nine Realms.”

"So, in the end, I traded the [Cosmic Cube] and the [Rainbow... cough, never mind, the latter isn't important] for these Black Stone artifacts from Mr. Karl Mara!!"

(End of this chapter)