Douluo: A Yin, the weapon spirit, master of both bow and sword

Chapter 142 Title Douluo, Title: Fart

The next day, Yu Xiaoang limped back to Shrek Academy, looking dazed and with empty eyes, as if her body had been hollowed out.

Last night was the most unforgettable night in Yu Xiaoang's life. He didn't want to recall it anymore. However, when he thought of Shi Nian's voice of "Come again tonight" before he left, that voice seemed to come from the depths of hell and reach the deepest part of Yu Xiaoang's heart.

Yu Xiaogang shuddered and realized that she was back in Shrek Academy.

"All my efforts are worth it, Ye Ping'an. You made me lose my dignity and everything. Now even my disciples have abandoned me. All this is thanks to you!"

"But your good days are coming to an end, because I have found you an opponent you will never forget."

Yu Xiaogang's face was filled with resentment and desire for revenge as he slowly walked towards the back mountain.

At this moment, a student whom Yu Xiaogang had never met before came to him with a teacup in his hand.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaoan hurriedly stepped back a few steps, and asked with a vigilant look, "What are you doing?"

Ye Tianxing said calmly: "This is the ginseng tea that Vice Dean Liu Erlong asked me to make for you. He also asked me to warn the master not to stay up late and not to be sad about certain things. And most importantly..."

"What is it?" Yu Xiaogang was quite moved and asked impatiently.

Ye Tianxing took a deep breath and said in a deep tone: "And Vice President Liu Erlong also said that no matter what decision you make, he will support you unconditionally. The Continental High-level Spirit Master Elite Competition is your battlefield. I hope you can lead the little monsters to overcome all obstacles and win the final championship."

Encouraged by these words, Yu Xiaogang was deeply touched. She no longer hesitated and took the ginseng tea from Ye Tianxing's hand and drank it all in one gulp.

Yu Xiaogang, with the expectation of "Liu Erlong", walked up the mountain with high spirits.

Seeing Yu Xiaoang walking away, Ye Tianxing threw the empty teacup into the grass with a smile on his lips.

This time the super laxative is an advanced version. Ye Tianxing specially asked Yang Wudi for it, and put a whole packet of medicine in it, which is enough for Yu Xiaogang to drink a pot of it.

This packet of super strong laxative will not cause diarrhea in Yu Xiao's anus, it will only make him fart all day long, that's all.

According to the informant who was following Yu Xiaogang, he went to meet Canmeng Shinian of Canghui College last night, and asked Shi Nian to kill Ye Ping'an in exchange for himself, despite suffering such great humiliation.

"Yu Xiaogang, since you've already drawn your sword, I have no choice but to accept it."

Ye Tianxing laughed heartily, and his figure flashed into the forest and disappeared.

Tang Hao and Tang San have already left Shrek Academy, reportedly to find a way to repair their twin martial spirits. Ye Tianxing accidentally learned this from Flender when he passed by the dean's office.

"Tang San's twin spirits are destroyed. Even if we find the Blue Silver King, it will be useless because there is no grass growing there anymore."

Ye Tianxing was not afraid of Shi Nian, a guy who specialized in creating nightmares and was not worth mentioning at all. Not to mention that he and Shi Nian were both Soul Saints, Ye Tianxing had a spiritual skull, so he did not take Canmeng Shi Nian seriously.

Since Yu Xiaogang is selling his ass to get the chance to sell it when he was young, let him sell it a few more times, because he won't be selling it outside in the future.

A small cabin on the back mountain.

Yu Xiaogang stood with his hands behind his back, actually flexing his hip muscles. He coughed a few times and said coldly, "Today's training is the same as always. Carry your bamboo baskets and run ten laps up and down the mountain road. Then I'll point out tomorrow's opponent..."

"puff!"

A strange sound was heard, and Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly changed. Accompanied by the arrival of a familiar smell, everyone's eyes turned to Ma Hongjun, who had lost more than ten pounds.

Ma Hongjun looked around and realized that everyone's eyes were on him, and he felt wronged!
Ma Hongjun was about to explain when Yu Xiaogang immediately said, "Ma Hongjun, don't disrupt the class."

"not me……"

"Nothing? Are you unhappy with what you did yesterday and want to continue today?" Yu Xiaogang forced herself to keep a straight face and poured the basin of cold water on Ma Hongjun's head.

As the leader of Shrek Academy and the teacher of these little monsters, Yu Xiaogang cannot lose face.

"Okay, without further ado, hurry up... Puff——"

Yu Xiaogang narrowed her eyes in a relaxed manner, finally releasing the desire she had been holding back for a long time.

"Okay! It turned out that it was the master who put it there! You guys colluded with the master to frame me!" Ma Hongjun immediately quit. It was okay for Dai Mubai and Oscar to bully him, but how come even the master did this to him?

Yu Xiaogang's face was not red and he was not out of breath. He did not admit what he had done, but said calmly: "Go ahead and do what you need to do."

Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun and their group, carrying bamboo baskets, began their daily running training again, panting heavily.

It is called physical exercise, but in fact Yu Xiao'an has no more private goods, so it can only be used as a substitute.

Yu Xiaogang watched them run away, looked around, and when she saw no one was looking at her, she relaxed her hips and released the foul smell in her stomach.

After a long while, Yu Xiaogang wiped the sweat from her forehead and murmured, "What happened to me today? Could it be that it happened last night..."

Yu Xiaogang inadvertently recalled the scene of last night and was still horrified, but in order to achieve her goal, what did this little humiliation matter?
"..."

In the following time, Yu Xiaogang completely became a master of farting. He wanted to walk into the depths of the forest and find a deserted place to solve the problem.

But in the middle of the conversation, someone shouted, "Master Stinky is farting again." From then on, Yu Xiaogang became famous and was surrounded by Shrek students who came after hearing the news.

"I was wondering why there were all these crackling noises in the back hill yesterday. Turns out it was the Master's doing."

"Who said it wasn't true? Now, our Shrek Academy is known as Shrek Academy outside, so we have to change into casual clothes when we go out."

"Ever since the Master and his gang came to our academy, there has been no end to the trouble. I'm currently considering changing schools."

Yu Xiaogang's face was full of shame and panic, her hips were out of control, and there seemed to be endless air in her stomach, which was inhaled through her mouth and released through her hips.

“Puff, puff, puff—”

Under the gaze of the onlookers, the jade anus flew up into the sky, and the foul smell hit their faces. All of them scattered at once.

I don’t know which guy heard that farts can be used to ignite fire, and out of curiosity, he ignited a flame.

The flames followed the source, Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly changed, she felt a burning sensation on her buttocks, and she was gradually moving away from the ground.

The Yu Xiaogang brand rocket thruster, under the shocked and incredulous gaze of Flanders, Liu Erlong and other Shrek Academy senior officials, spit out several Mach rings from the tail of Yu Xiaogang and soared into the sky, becoming the first hero in the history of Douluo Continent to almost enter the universe.

On that day, almost everyone in Tiandou City was looking up at the sky. From time to time, a figure with ignited flames passed through the sky, whizzing here and there, so fast that even many Soul Saints and Flying Soul Masters could not catch up.

Even the Tiandou Empire soldiers who were ready to shoot him down with bows and arrows, Yu Xiaogang's speed was even faster than the arrow.

For a time, news about the mysterious flying man flooded the entire Tiandou City.

Some called him a flying man, some said they saw flames at the tail, and many other strange names came up, the most outrageous of which was "air polluter".

Some even jokingly called Yu Xiaogang the Titled Douluo, with the title: fart.

As everyone knows, once Dugu Bo's Green Phosphorus Snake King Poison is released, it will penetrate every pore and be invincible.

Although the stench released by Yu Xiaogang is not as overbearing as the poison of the Green Phosphorus Snake King, the whole city is filled with a yellow odor, and visible yellow threads are floating in the air.

The scene was so shocking that Yu Xiaogang was worthy of the name of "Fart" Douluo.

Because wherever Yu Xiaogang passed, there was a foul smell. The streets of Tiandou City were empty that day, and every household had closed their doors and windows. I thought that since the Continental Advanced Soul Master Elite Competition was being held, there would be at least crowds of people walking around.

The result was that the entire Tiandou City was silent, as if the pause button had been pressed.

Only Yu Xiaogang was still flying aimlessly until noon of the next day. After flying for a whole night, Yu Xiaogang fell into the moat and was rescued by Flanders and Liu Erlong who arrived in time.

If it had been a minute later, Yu Xiaogang would probably have been dissected. After all, Yu Xiaogang was the first to fly by farting, which is a renewable resource.

Luo Sanpao's blast to the sky and split the earth, and the shocking fart god Yu Xiaoan.

For a time, Yu Xiaogang's name as the "Fart God" resounded throughout Tiandou City.

On the same day, the second round of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Elite Competition preliminaries was held.

There was a faint stench in the air. Everyone held their breath and ran quickly towards the Soul Fighting Arena with expressionless faces. Because of Yu Xiaoang's actions, Shrek Academy became truly famous, and the word "shi" was firmly linked to Yu Xiaoang.

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Xiao Wu walked into the competition venue with their heads down, feeling very embarrassed, despite the invisible mocking looks from others.

Tang San is not here, and Shrek Academy's opponent today is the Elephant Armor Academy, one of the four lower sects, which is famous for its strong defense. Among them is Ye Tianxing's acquaintance, Huyan Bo.

Yu Xiaogang was supposed to be the team leader today, but because she flew near Tiandou City all night, she suffered anal prolapse and is currently receiving treatment at the academy.

Ye Tianxing sat in the lounge with a smile on his face. He didn't feel that what he had done was wrong at all. Instead, he thought that the dosage yesterday was too little and he should have put another packet in.

Fly for a day and a night, fly until the end of time.

Ye Tianxing's laughter was not without reason, because Dugu Bo heard about Yu Xiaogang's amazing deeds from somewhere, and then when this person was nicknamed "Fart" Douluo and compared with himself, the Poison Douluo, he immediately became furious.

At that moment, he didn't care whether he was a Titled Douluo or not, and went straight to Shrek Academy to let Yu Xiaogang fart to see which one was stronger, his own Green Phosphorus Snake King Poison?
(End of this chapter)