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Chapter 372: A skit full of accidents that made the audience laugh! (2-in-1 order required)

His wife, Jenny, retorted, "How could he be gay?"

Jason blushed and said, "How could it be impossible? Tom gave me unimaginable happiness, like an oasis suddenly appearing in the desert, like a raging fire igniting dry wood!"

Charles beside him looked confused and asked with goose bumps all over his body:

"Which one of you is the bottom?"

Jason said proudly, "We are both good at offense and defense!"

The barrage continues:
"Hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, oh my god!"

"Wow, that conversation just now contained a ton of information. What on earth did the male lead do in the previous episodes?"

"I'm kind of eager to watch the full version of this TV series. What should I do? Will Taoyuan Township consider filming it?"

At this moment, Tom's father could no longer bear it and roared:
"enough!!!"

The TV series' BGM started to become sentimental again.

"I don't allow you to comment on Tom like this anymore. No matter what mistakes he made in the past or what problems he had, he is still my son. My blood flows in his body, and he is my pride!"

"Eh……"

At this moment, Tom's mother suddenly glanced away guiltily and whistled.

Seeing his wife's reaction, Tom's father immediately understood.

The others clapped subconsciously: "Nice boat!"

The barrage shocked me:
"Fuck, this is an incredible reversal!"

"Lao Wang next door is a VIP!"

"Welcome to the confrontation road, hahahaha!"

The background music of the TV series began to become tense.

Tom's father rushed to the bed and roared, "You little bastard, I'm going to tear your oxygen tube off!"

Tom's mother stepped forward quickly and said, "My little baby is born, so I should be the one to pull it!"

Tom's wife Jenny: "You bastard who betrayed my marriage, let me do it!"

Charles said angrily: "Old Wang is actually next to me, let me do it!"

Jason said sadly: "Dear, let me see you off for the last time!"

"I..." Mary looked around, "Who cares? I'm coming too!"

The supporting characters who were originally gathered around the bed in grief began to scramble to pull out Tom's oxygen tube.

"Don't rush, I'll do it!"

"No, let me do it!"

"You little bastard, you're wasting air when you're alive, wasting land when you're dead, and wasting RMB when you're half-dead. Let me do it!"

The bed shook violently. Tom secretly opened his eyes to take a look, then quickly closed his eyes and continued to pretend to sleep.

Mary suddenly cried out, "Ah, he's playing dead, I saw it!"

Tom's mother: "Bring the pillow, bring the pillow here."

Everyone worked together to cover Tom's head with pillows and hold down his arms to prevent him from struggling.

Jenny had a murderous look on her face: "Go to hell, you bastard!"

With a click, she unplugged the power cord of the medical equipment at the bedside.

Tom, who had been struggling on the bed, finally stopped moving.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Tom's father suddenly pointed to the medical equipment monitor at the bedside and asked: "Why is this machine still running?"

Charles took away the pillow and saw that Tom was still jumping around and breathing heavily.

Charles: "WRNM, what's going on?"

"drop--"

A shrill alarm sounded, and the man in the bed next door suffered cardiac arrest.

Tom's family was shocked:
"Yes...I'm sorry!"

【End】

……

After the TV series clip was played, the live broadcast room was flooded with comments:

"Hahaha, so the doctor got the wrong person from the beginning?"

"Oh my god, in this situation... it's better to just go ahead and do it."

"This TV series tells us that before we get married, we must physically destroy our hard drives, phones, and computers, and also, we shouldn't keep all our harems together."

"Indeed, we must keep our innocence in this world."

"Oh my god, the host is really good at choosing roles. He's produced another amazing script!"

The game popped up the settlement interface, and the Douban score of this TV series soared to 7.5 points!
Game prompt: [Total number of viewers exceeds 500 million, mission failed again]

However, after the prompt mission failed this time, the company directly earned 1000 million in viewership revenue!
Yinzi was in a daze in the office when the man in sunglasses who had threatened him before ran into the office again and said fiercely:

"What's wrong with you? You're always going against the company, right? Are you an undercover agent sent by the police to cause trouble?"

Yinzi watched the other party pull out a gun from his suit pocket and swallowed:

"If I say this is just an accident, would you believe me?"

The man in sunglasses sneered and put the gun back into his pocket:
"Yiyu, I'll give you one last chance. The police have noticed our company's suspicious accounts. Next time you launder money, you must keep a low profile and absolutely cannot increase the ratings. Do you understand?"

The man in sunglasses turned and walked away.

Yinzi entered the screenwriter hiring interface again. Because of the previous lesson, he didn't dare to just hire someone this time.

"Brothers, this game is tricking me. The candidates are all freaks.

I know now that everything should return to its original simplicity. I want to use Hu's script again.
But this time is different. Writer Hu used to write skits, so this time we let him use his old skills to write a skit!"

Yinzi called screenwriter Hu to his office and told him his idea. The screenwriter hesitated and said:

"But, Mr. Producer, TV dramas and sketches are two completely different mediums. If I use the ideas of writing sketches to write a TV drama, the effect will be terrible."

It’s not bad, I don’t even need you!
Yinzi smiled and said, "It's okay, just go ahead and make it up."

【Please add the subject tag of the new work】

Yinzi slapped his head and said, "Since it's a skit script, I might as well make a skit that can be performed in a TV series. That's right, this TV series tells the story of the skit crew!"

So, Yinzi chose the following labels: sketch, double act, and spoof.

When setting the [Script Writing Speed], Yinzi just gave up and chose the "Normal" gear.

This time, he wanted screenwriter Hu to give full play to his abilities and write an authentic skit.

Soon after, the game prompts that the script is complete:

[Script title: "A Newcomer Screws Up a Show"]

[Script Features: Variety show, high energy throughout, performance accidents]

Yinzi was relieved this time, "That's great! This is all a performance accident. This time it should be a sure thing. I'm sure I can make a bad movie!"

……

After searching through the list of candidate directors, Yinzi didn't find anyone he was satisfied with, so he called screenwriter Hu over and said:
"Do you have any sketch director you knew before?"

"Yes, but he has been unemployed at home for more than two years..."

"That's just perfect! I want someone who's unemployed and at home!"

Screenwriter Hu showed him the director's information:

【Director: Li Goudan】

[Not good at filming any TV series, the crew often has accidents during performances, and has repeatedly topped the Rotten Tomatoes index list]

"It's you I want!"

After Yinzi hired Li Goudan, the time progress bar continued to move forward, and Yinzi continued to play badly, distributing the casting budget evenly without thinking.

"I want mediocrity this time!"

Finally, the progress bar is finished and the game prompts:
[The 10-episode hilarious drama "A Newcomer Screws Up a Show" has been filmed and will be released soon]

[The most exciting climax of the TV series is being generated for you, please enjoy]

The audience in the live broadcast room are ready to go:

“Do we go through the motions or just laugh?”

……

The TV screen began to appear, and the first thing that appeared was a stage theater where a skit was being performed.

In the center of the theater, a group of sketch actors were anxiously discussing something.

The lead actor, Toru Matsushita, who plays the plainclothes policeman, said:
"Hey, hey, hey, the sound engineer who's in charge of backstage tuning today was in a car accident. The next show is about to start and the audience is about to enter. What should we do?"

Yamamura Hisao, who plays the wealthy businessman, said, "Isn't there a temporary worker sweeping the floor over there? Just use him as a replacement."

The temporary worker was confused. He looked around for a while and said, "I'm a new employee. I have no experience in the job of stage sound engineer. I've never done it before."

Matsushita Tetsuya replied: "Oh, it's too late, I can't find anyone else, so you go first.

Let me tell you, the job of a sound engineer is very simple. You just play the necessary sound effects at the necessary moments. For example, when I perform the action of pushing a door open, you have the stage speakers play the sound of the door opening. When I perform the action of pouring wine, you have the stage speakers play the sound of running water. Do you understand?"

The temporary worker scratched his head. "But I don't know the timing of the sound effects. It's very likely that you'll start moving before I even start. Wouldn't that be out of sync?"

Yamamura Hisao, who was standing by, thought for a moment, handed the other person a script, and suggested:
"How about this! I'll give you the script for the skit, and you'll play the sound effects backstage according to the script outline. We'll match your sound effects with your movements, so that they match perfectly.
Don't worry, we are all experienced actors and will definitely perfectly match your sound rhythm."

"Oh...that's fine." The temporary worker took the script and went backstage muttering.

……

5 minutes later, amid the cheers of the audience, the stage curtain opened and the skit officially began!
The sketch is called "Police and Rich Businessmen: The Confrontation between Light and Dark"

The stage setting is a high-end luxury restaurant.

The first sound from the speaker was the creaking sound of a door opening.

Hisao Yamamura cooperated and made the gesture to open the door.

The speaker rang with the sound of footsteps again, similar to the texture of leather shoes stepping on the ground.

Following the footsteps, Hisao Yamamura walked to the center of the stage and sat down at the dining table.

At this time, Shancun breathed a sigh of relief: Not bad, newcomer, this is the dubbing effect!
He straightened the collar of his luxurious suit and asked the assistant beside him:

"What's on the agenda today?"

The assistant replied respectfully:
"There's a shareholders' meeting today, and Detective Tetsuya Matsushita will be visiting the company later."

Yamamura frowned. "Detective Matsushita? What's he doing here?"

The assistant looked around for a moment and whispered in his ear:
"Detective Matsushita seems to know something about some of the dirty deals our company is doing privately."

Shancun was so angry that he slammed the table and shouted:
"How do you do things? If the police find out, everything will be over, you know?"

There was a crisp sound from the speaker!
At the same time, Shancun grabbed the bottle of wine on the table and threw it to the ground.

He calmed himself down and loosened his tie.

"It's very hot today, and it makes me quite irritable. Let's turn on the air conditioner."

The assistant picked up the remote control and started gesturing at the air conditioner.

However, no matter how he gestured, the sound of the air conditioner did not come out of the speaker.

He was so anxious that he looked towards the backstage and kept making faces.

The comments in the live broadcast room were hilarious: "Hahahahaha, the newcomer is starting to cause trouble!"

Shancun said to the assistant impatiently, "What are you doing? Didn't I tell you to turn on the air conditioner?"

The assistant had no choice but to temporarily change the script and said with a smile, "Boss, why don't we open the window first?"

As he spoke, he winked at Shancun.

Shancun also knew that the new sound engineer had messed up, so he nodded.

The assistant turned around and opened the window halfway.
suddenly!

The beeping sound of the air conditioner filled the stage, startling everyone.

The assistant rolled over and fell on the table, but he got the remote control in time and gestured to the air conditioner.

The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahahahaha! What an amazing reaction from this assistant."

"I remember how my old colleagues tricked me during my internship. It's exactly the same. Hahaha."

……

After a while, Matsushita Tetsuya came on stage:
"Hello, is Mr. Yamamura there? I'm Officer Matsushita."

Yamamura Hisao cursed angrily, "What a hassle!" Then, with a fake smile, he said, "Come in, Officer Matsushita."

After Panasonic entered the door, there was a creaking sound and the stage door opening sound effect sounded in time.

He took the opportunity to make a gesture to open the door.

Matsushita secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He straightened his collar and said, "Hey, Mr. Yamamura, it's been a long time..."

He was halfway through his words when suddenly—

With a creak, the sound of a door opening resounded throughout the stage again.

Panasonic had no choice but to open the door again.

"Hello, Mr. Yamamura, long time no see. Today I..."

With a creak, the door opening sound sounded again.

Panasonic had to open the door for the third time.

"Long time no see, I came here today to..."

With a creak, the sound of the door opening was heard again.

Panasonic had no choice but to open the door for the fourth time while glaring towards the backstage sound control room.

The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahaha, you became a door god?"

"Did you open a revolving door?"

"The door held me captive for 30 seconds."

"The new guy's tuning equipment is stuck, right?"

The sound of the door opening finally stopped.
Da da da da da…

The speakers began to play the sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground.

Panasonic suppressed his emotions, followed the sound effects, took a few steps into the house, and then stopped.

"Mr. Yamamura, how are you? I heard..."

Dadadadadada... the speaker starts up again.
He had no choice but to be patient and continue moving forward in accordance with the sound effects.

After taking two steps, he returned to his seat.

"Yamamura-kun, recently..."

He hasn't finished his lines yet.
Da da da da da…

"Damn newbie!"

Shancun cursed in his heart, continued to turn around like a puppet for several steps, and then sat down in his seat.

"Huh... the footsteps finally stopped." Panasonic cursed in his heart.

The barrage of music:

"Hahahahahahahaha, I laughed so hard I cried!"

"What the hell, is this ADHD?"

"I now completely believe in one thing: Actors need a sense of belief!"

Shancun: "Since you're here, you're all guests. Naturally, we need to treat you well. Assistant, bring the wine!"

The assistant nodded and turned to get the bottle.

Shancun: "Try some Bordeaux red wine imported from France, Officer Matsushita. Even here, this kind of wine is quite expensive."

Matsushita rubbed his hands in anticipation. "Then... thanks to President Yamamura, I'll try some imported wine today."

The assistant just turned around and picked up the bottle of wine, when suddenly——

With a crisp sound!
The deafening sound of bottles breaking came from the speakers.

In order to match the sound effect, the assistant had to grit his teeth and throw the bottle to the ground.

Matsushita and Yamamura both looked towards the backstage in confusion.

This doesn't follow the script at all. What the hell is this newbie doing?
But there was no way, the performance had to go on, and they could only improvise.

Songxia glanced at Shancun and raised his eyebrows: "What, you don't let me taste it?"

The barrage refreshes the screen:

"Hahahahaha! I'm laughing so hard."

"Ah, indeed, drinking is harmful to your health."

The assistant suddenly had an idea and picked up a new bottle of wine and handed it over respectfully.

"Yeah, not bad."

Blah blah blah...

The sound of pouring wine came from the speakers.

Shancun put the wine under his nostrils, smelled it, and began to pour himself some wine.

After that, Yamamura began to pour wine for Matsushita.

"Have a drink."

"okay."

Wow...

The sound of pouring wine only lasted twice and then stopped completely.

In order to match the sound effects, Shancun had to stop pouring the wine awkwardly.

Matsushita Tetsuya looked at the little bit of wine at the bottom of his glass and complained:
"It seems you are reluctant to let me drink?"

Shancun laughed and said, "How could that be? Can I have some more?"

He winked at the sound effects room backstage, wanting to continue pouring wine for Panasonic.

suddenly--

There was another crisp sound coming from the stage speakers.

Shancun threw the bottle to the ground helplessly and shouted, "I can't bear it, I can't bear to give it to you!"

The barrage music is crazy:
"Killing me."

"Hahaha, why are you yelling so loudly?"

(End of this chapter)