You said you were going to make games, how did you become the richest man without doing anything?

Chapter 324 Players are shocked by the bug: You call this a crosstalk game? It's delicious! (2 in 1)

Afterwards, Sanren tried again and finally passed the tutorial level.

Game Tips: [Congratulations on becoming an apprentice! You and your partner "De Gang" have officially started your journey as crosstalk performers.]

After completing the game, the game displays the theater operation interface.

The background of the interface is an ancient crosstalk theater. The stage is decorated with elements such as folding fans and wooden tables, highlighting the traditional cultural atmosphere. Through the curtains on the wall, you can see the dynamic city night scene.

There is a sliding business panel at the bottom of the interface, which includes four modules: [Box Office], [Recruiting Apprentices], [Theater], and [Cross-border].

[Box Office Module] displays the theater's real-time box office revenue and presents the sales of different performances in the form of charts. It also has buttons such as "Promote Performances" and "Set Ticket Prices".

The Apprenticeship Module displays information about potential apprentices waiting to become apprentices, including their skill levels and tuition contributions. It also features buttons for "Recruit New Apprentices," "Upgrade Apprentice Skills," and "Dismiss Apprentices."

[Theater Module] allows you to view the theater's economic status, including statistics such as total revenue, expenditure, and net profit.

At the same time, the theater stage can be decorated and more interactive props can be added, such as folding fans, chairs, and four treasures of the study.

[Cross-border module] displays cooperation opportunities with other industries, such as cooperation with radio and television stations, and participation in variety shows. It has buttons such as "Variety Show Announcement" and "Select Cross-border Marketing".

There are still some buttons that have not been unlocked, such as expansion to other cities and national and global tours.

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room were amazed:
"Wow, I initially thought it was just a crosstalk simulation game, but the career mode is so rich! It's much more complex and interesting than I imagined!"

"Indeed, being both an actor and a manager is awesome! Old crosstalk fans are ecstatic!"

"No matter what game I play, I love the decoration function. It's such a big theater, and I can decorate it to my own taste. It's awesome!"

"Can it expand overseas? This is a perfect simulation of the rise of Deyun Club. You'll definitely get addicted to it! Enough talk, brothers. I'm going to place an order first."

However, at this time, a sharp-eyed audience member reminded:
"Anchor, anchor, is there a button in the upper right corner of the screen?"

When the strangers saw it,
really!

There is a girl's pleated skirt logo in the upper right corner of the screen with [Collection] written on it in pink font.

"What the hell?"

Sanren touched the button with his hand, and the game popped up a prompt:

[This feature will be unlocked when you collect the first piece of clothing from a young female audience member.]

Sanren was confused: "Why would I collect girls' clothes?"

People in the comments were guessing about this function, but no one could guess what it was used for.

Sanren named his crosstalk club "Xiaoyaoshe" and said goodbye to everyone before going off the air.

……

At 7 o'clock in the evening of the next day, before Sanren started broadcasting, more than 120 million people had gathered in the live broadcast room.

After Sanren started broadcasting, Xiaoyaoshe continued with its next performance to expand its influence.

De Gang: "Thank you all for coming today. Let us tell you a story."

Teacher San: "It's our turn now."

De Gang: "If you ask me, most of us who perform crosstalk love cleanliness."

Teacher San: "What do you mean?"

De Gang: "Teacher San next to me also likes cleanliness. His whole family is like this."

Teacher San: “That’s true.”

Degang: "Every morning after his father gets up, he has to fetch a basin of water to soak his feet."

Teacher San: "Soak your feet first thing in the morning?"

De Gang: “Because I forgot last night.”

Teacher San: "Good boy, do I have to set an alarm for him?"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter, and many of them were laughing so hard that they fell over!
【5 hits! 】

[Audience Mood +30]

Sanren: "I finally know how to play it this time. I just need to follow the jokes and it's done."

Barrage:

"Holy crap! I saw a girl sitting in the front row, and her buttons popped off again because she was laughing so hard. They popped out like bullets!"

"No, no, no? I'm just... "

"I saw it this time too. This girl is quite fair and has a nice figure, but her clothes seem to have a mind of their own and are about to fly off."

Many viewers in the live broadcast room only then saw clearly that there were many beautiful women sitting in the front row of the theater!

De Gang: "After you soak your feet, old man, use this water to wash your face."

Teacher San: "Isn't this dirty?"

De Gang: "After washing your face, take a mouthwash cup and rinse your mouth?"

Teacher San: "He does it completely the opposite."

De Gang: "After it was over, I was completely sober. It's like saying that people in this world pay attention to hygiene."

Teacher San: "You call this hygiene?"

De Gang: "So, when we perform crosstalk, we cannot do without the support of our family and friends."

Teacher San: “That’s right.”

De Gang: "In my heart, your father is the best old man in the world."

Teacher San: "That's undeniable."

De Gang: "Teacher San's father is a Buddhist. He always has a bag of Tieguanyin hanging on his chest."

Sanren: "My dad is a Buddhist, so why is he hanging tea bags?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter, and some even laughed so hard that tears came out.

【10 hits! 】

【Achieve achievements and become a combo expert! 】

There was a girl who was laughing so hard that she almost got a stitch in her side.
suddenly!

Because she exerted too much force, the pink coat she was wearing flew onto the stage.

Sanren picked up the clothes.

Because of the taste simulation of the VR helmet, you can also smell the lingering fragrance on the clothes.

Congratulations! You've acquired a new collection: "Girl's Pink Tulle Shirt."

[Rarity: R rank]

【Function: Extra +3% box office revenue for each performance】

At the same time, the game pops up a tutorial for beginners on [Collection].

[Whenever you make the girls in the audience laugh, there is a chance that they will reveal the clothes they are wearing]

[Adding clothing to your personal collection can provide various buff effects or special functions]

[Girls' costumes have different rarity levels, namely R, SR, SSR, UR (super rare), MR (million rare)]

[The higher the rarity of the clothing, the better the bonus effect and the additional skills.]

[When the player is performing crosstalk, the higher the combo, the higher the chance of the audience's clothes exploding]

[On the contrary, if the connection is disconnected or the mood value is deducted too quickly, the audience will feel bored and tighten their clothes.]

If a performance has multiple high combos, reaches a peak of laughter, and explodes all the clothes on the same target, then a special welfare event will be triggered.

The barrage was shocked this time!

"Me? Can you play like this?"

"Now I have to start my own crosstalk career."

"Man, we're going to fight now!"

"Hey, I was wrong to criticize this game before, it smells really good!"

The show continues.

De Gang: "There are no children around here who have bad relations with your father."

Teacher San: "This is called being loved."

De Gang: "Sometimes when the old man calls, Teacher San, no matter how busy he is, just pulls up his pants and leaves."

Teacher San: "Why should I pull up my pants?"

Degang: "Sometimes his father would suddenly have a whim and say, 'I want to write calligraphy.' He would quickly pull up his pants and go."

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

[Option 1: Please stop mentioning these pants.]

[Option 2: Do I always drag these pants?]

[Option 3: I definitely can’t get promoted.]

Teacher San: "I definitely won't be promoted."

The audience suddenly booed, and the combo was broken.

After it was broken, the girls in the audience really tightened their clothes again.

Barrage:

"I'm losing so much money!"

"Yeah, I was admiring the figure of a girl in the audience, and the buttons on her shirt were obviously broken."

"Come on, Mr. San!"

Sanren asked doubtfully, "Wrong choice? Am I not continuing to praise you?"

The comment section reminded: "Now the emotions are in place, right? Should we start arguing?"

De Gang: "Teacher San's father prepared a large brush, carried a bucket, dipped it in water, and wrote on the street."

Teacher San: “I’ve never heard of anyone doing this.”

De Gang: "The old man led Mr. San to the square, put him on the ground, and took off his coat first."

Teacher San: "What's up? Should we swim a lap first or something?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

De Gang: "The father and the son each took a pen, and Teacher San asked: What are you writing?"

Teacher San: "I really have to listen to my dad on this matter."

De Gang: "The Yangtze River rolls eastward, its waves washing away all heroes."

Teacher San: "This is from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms."

De Gang: "Grandpa said that we can't finish practicing in one day. Let's practice two characters every day. Let's start with writing 滚滚 today, okay?"

Teacher San: "Let's write these two first."

De Gang: "So, the father and son bowed their heads in the square: Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll..."

After this joke was revealed, the audience's applause reached a new climax.

The audience laughed so hard: "Hahahahahaha!"

Three more audience members had their buttons pop off their clothes, sending their clothing and accessories flying onto the stage. — [Sweet Headband (R)]

Description: A sweet-looking headband with a light fragrance of a girl.

Effect: The wear rate of theater facilities is reduced by -3%]

Rainbow Belt (SR)

Description: The colorful rainbow-colored belt is paired with the skirt, which is joyful.

Effect: Increases the audience's mood by 5%.

【Valentino's new high heels of the season (SSR)】

Description: A brand of high heels that girls love very much. Paired with Louis Vuitton fishnet stockings, it is a classic two-piece set.

Effect: Theater promotion effect increased by +5%
Set Effect: Attack Speed ​​Set (1/2): Increases the audience's mood value by 15% (not yet effective)

The live broadcast room barrage: "I feel like I'm playing a card game. In my eyes, those female audience members are all walking Gachapon. Hahaha!"

Teacher San continued to praise: "You are being unreasonable."

Degang: "You two have been writing for a long time and even called the police: Who are you two scolding?"

Teacher San: "Hey, I thought it was swearing."

De Gang: "So, life is not easy."

Teacher San: “Yes.”

De Gang: "I think that a person's life is actually a book."

Teacher San: "The book you are looking for is definitely 'Jin Ping Mei'."

De Gang: "I guess in the end, I will just be a collection of crosstalk."

Teacher San: "There's not a single word in it."

This quarrel directly disconnected the connection and deducted 30 points of mood value!
Sanren sighed: "Ahoyo ahoyo, I can't keep bashing him, it's time to praise him."

The comments on the barrage also sighed: "It is really not easy to learn crosstalk."

De Gang: "The person next to me will eventually become a database of island films."

Teacher San: "Why do I still have this hobby?"

Today's performance ended successfully with the audience's laughter.

The game popped up the box office and settlement interface.

【This show’s audience +895】

【Box Office Revenue +120985】

【Xiaoyaoshe fans +366】

[Obtained clothing: 4 pieces]

【Comprehensive evaluation C】

Teacher San: "I understand. The game of Taoyuanxiang means that you can't just go all the way to the top, nor can you just go along with it all the time. Plus, there's a time limit for reaction. I'm having a hard time with this.

It’s okay, dear audience friends, we will continue tomorrow.

I will review these classic jokes by Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu Qian tonight, absolutely no problem."

The barrage is also seriously discussing:

"The main thing is to listen to more crosstalk and master the rhythm."

"The key to crosstalk is to express what the audience is really thinking."

"You can argue as the supporting actor, but you can't disrupt what the funny actor says next. You have to let him go along with it."

"Oh my god, this Taoyuanxiang game is quite something. It incorporates the latest intelligent language system model?"

……

After the live broadcast that day, discussions about this game flooded major gaming forums.

Compared to the disappointment before the release, the entire forum is now full of "it's really good" voices:

"I'm just like Mr. San, playing the supporting role. It's so exciting!"

"The jokes in the game are so good. I laughed out loud several times during the jokes. They're just as good as real-life crosstalk performances. This is truly a paradise for crosstalk fans!"

"So it's clear that supporting actors are really sophisticated. People say 'three parts funny and seven parts supporting actors', and that's true."

"The business model is also very in-depth. I studied it today and found that the allocation of resources and the recruitment of apprentices are quite sophisticated."

"I love the creativity of this game. You can actually make your clothes explode just by making the audience laugh. Different clothes have different bonus effects. Taoyuan Township is really awesome!"

Of course, there are also many players in many forums who specialize in sharing various high-efficiency clothing explosion strategies:
A Study on the Causal Relationship between Performance Rhythm and Clothes-Exploding Efficiency

Introduction to Theater Decoration: How to Get Beautiful Audience Members to Sit in the Front Row as Much as Possible?

《Share a few female viewers who are easy to get high-quality clothes (continuously updated)》

A must-read for newbies! The most practical clothing rankings available right now (continuously updated)

Open a thread to explore how to concentrate resources to achieve the same goal and achieve welfare events (updated daily)

Taking a 3-hour performance as an example, we study the benefits of combos and clothing explosions from the perspective of probability theory and mathematical statistics.

One player complained: "Wow, this can be considered an academic study? Selling this game for 95 is really a loss to you guys."

Under various heats, game sales began to climb,
120 million units sold on the first day!

Sales on the second day reached 160 million units!

For a small-scale game, this is a pretty good result.

……

On the third day after the game was released, Sanren's live broadcast continued, and the audience's popularity continued to rise.

It directly reached 300 million!
Even before Sanren started broadcasting, the audience in the live broadcast room were already discussing:

"Are you guys here to listen to crosstalk, or to watch the women's clothes explode?"

"Is it not possible to have both?"

"Hahahaha, you are all so honest."

After Sanren started broadcasting, he tidied up the theater a little in the management interface and equipped all the clothes that had been released before in the collection cabinet.

"Let's challenge a new theater box office record today! And we'll try to get a few new costumes!"

De Gang: "It's our turn to talk again today, and the audience is packed."

Teacher San: “There are indeed quite a few people.”

De Gang: "A lot of people have asked me, is it difficult for us to perform crosstalk in Xiaoyao Club?"

Teacher San: “Everyone is interested.”

De Gang: "Everyone, nothing in the world is that simple."

De Gang: "It doesn't matter if it's difficult, just find a way to overcome it. As the old saying goes, there is nothing difficult in the world, only difficult things."

Teacher San: "Are they all difficult?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

Many viewers in the barrage reminded: "Anchor, anchor, the buttons of the audience's clothes are starting to break again."

De Gang: "Actually, if I perform crosstalk with others, I can't let go."

Teacher San: "How do you say that?"

De Gang: "Being with Teacher San makes me feel at ease. Our two families have been friends for generations, a friendship that has lasted a lifetime."

[Option 1: You are like my own son.]

[Option 2: Yes.]

Sanren chose option one, and the audience's mood dropped by 25 points. There was a lot of booing, and someone threw eggs at the stage.

Sanren: "That won't do. Wouldn't it be more entertaining to confront him?"

Barrage:

"Hahahaha, I was just getting into the comedy and you interrupted me."

"It feels like the funny guy usually opens fire first, while the supporting guy defends and counterattacks."

De Gang: "His father and my father are very good friends. If his father doesn't see my father for a day, he will come to our house and call me dad."

Teacher San: "What do you mean by 'call you daddy'?"

Audience: “Hahahahahahaha!”

De Gang: "That's not what I meant. You see, you have a son, and I have a son too. If my son doesn't see your son for a day, he will have to come to your house and call you his son."

Teacher San: "What a mess this is!"

The audience's applause reached a new height, and at the same time, the sound of buttons snapping could be heard again from the audience.

The live broadcast room barrage: "Oh oh oh oh oh, Teacher San played well, the applause was high for the first time!"

De Gang: "Actually, we are considered childhood friends."

Teacher San: "Have you been playing together since childhood?"

De Gang: "He is a French child."

Teacher San: “Never heard of it!”

De Gang: "Over the years, he has never left me, but I can't compare with him. His family is rich."

Teacher San: "Why are you asking for money again?"

De Gang: "The suits I wear are all made of plastic, and the hats I wear are all made of floor leather."

Teacher San: "Wow, this is really rainproof."

Not only did the audience burst into laughter, but the audience in the live broadcast room also couldn't hold it anymore:
"Hahahahahaha!"

"Teacher San praised me very well."

"Coupled with the movements, it's really the talent of the Jinmen people."

De Gang: "I can't compare with Mr. San. His pants are all made of mink fur."

Teacher San: "Good guy."

Degang: "It's over 40 degrees when I pee."

"Hahahahahaha!"

The audience in the theater were already laughing so hard that their laughter reached a new climax!

Many colorful clothes began to fly towards the stage from all directions.

The beauties in the front row of the audience were wearing increasingly cooler clothes.
The female audience member on the far left, her cherry lips slightly open, shyness and helplessness flashing in her beautiful eyes, her originally charming cheeks stained with a faint blush.

The girl next to her, when her coat was blown off, her pupils shrank slightly, her expression was shy, and she gently covered the corners of her mouth with her hands, making her even more charming and lovely.

The audience member whose high heels were blown off had her beautiful legs exposed and her arms shyly hugged her shoulders.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!" Many LSPs stared with their eyes wide open.

Moreover, they found that
This time, Sanren drew two SSRs at once!

(End of this chapter)