You said you were going to make games, how did you become the richest man without doing anything?
Chapter 119: Little Girl, You Don’t Talk About Martial Ethics
Chapter 119: Little Girl, You Don’t Talk About Martial Ethics (Please Subscribe)
According to the game prompts, Wang Fanqie quickly clicked the right button of the mouse and rolled to dodge.
The Chinese character "化" (Hua) burning with flames hit a row of clothes hangers in a trendy brand store, and the clothes instantly shattered into pieces of cloth.
Wang Fanqie pressed the space bar frantically again, and after a backflip, the word "劲" just passed by him and hit the store window directly, smashing it into pieces.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
The trendy brand store was in chaos, and the customers fled in fear.
At this time, the common crosshairs in shooting games appeared in the center of the screen, and a list of candidate bullets appeared in the lower right corner.
"Assembling word bullets based on your current vocabulary..."
"Reloading complete. Each type of word bullet can only be used once in a battle. Please arrange your attack sequence carefully."
At this time, Wang Fanqie flipped through the list of verbal attacks and immediately laughed.
These comments are indeed in line with his usual personality and live broadcast style.
He directly selected a bullet, aimed the crosshairs at Teacher Ma, and sprayed it out:
"I think you're toasting instead of eating cefuroxime!"
boom!
A huge cephalosporin capsule-shaped bullet shot towards Teacher Ma.
Teacher Ma was shocked and wanted to hide.
But Wang Fanqie often live-streamed shooting games, so he predicted Teacher Ma's dodging action, so he adjusted the crosshairs in advance, and the verbal bullet directly hit Teacher Ma's head.
Teacher Ma held his head and cried out in pain, and his personality mask was directly deducted by 20%.
The barrage is flooding the screen like crazy:
"What the hell? What the hell! A third-person shooter with RPG growth elements? Looks so fucking interesting."
"Hahaha, watching the words I spew out from my own mouth hit the other person is so cool and stress-relieving!"
"And there are action elements like tumbling, so it's bound to be fun to try it out yourself."
"It really is just like saying what you mean. Whatever line you say becomes a bomb."
"It should be using artificial intelligence technology to instantly generate art resources based on the root of the word bullet."
Teacher Ma was so angry that his tentacles trembled and he accused:
"Young people, don't be too young!"
Wang Fanqie immediately responded with a mouth cannon:
"Can you be called a young person if you are not young?"
The two people's verbal bullets collided and canceled each other out.
The commentator was stunned: "Where are you two talking nonsense about literature?"
Teacher Ma was obviously really angry. He adjusted his vest with his hands and started to speak out:
"Little girl, you have no martial ethics!"
The two big characters "武" and "德" have extremely tricky trajectories.
Wang Fanqie quickly crawled down, and the two bombs hit the wall of the trendy brand store, directly making a big hole in the shape of the Chinese character "武德".
"They came to deceive me, to attack me, a 69-year-old man. Is that okay? It's not okay."
Although Mr. Ma's attack was fierce, he was the UP host of the gaming area after all, so Wang Fanqie quickly hid behind the fitting room as a cover.
boom! boom!
The two big words "steal" and "attack" turned most of the fitting rooms in the store into pieces.
"You said you were just hitting around. You're not hitting around. Looks like you have a bear coming!"
The particles of word spirit transformed into a huge brown bear, pouncing towards him with bared fangs and claws.
Wang Fanqie was no longer able to react and was directly hit by the bear's claws.
He looked at the one-third of his health that had been deducted from his head and was stunned:
"Fuck, bear...bear? You can actually use a pun like this?"
The barrage music is crazy:
"Hahahahahahaha, I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. My mom is watching me laughing like crazy and she's so scared that she's about to call the mental hospital."
"Ginger still gets more spicy with age, hahahahahaha."
"Hold on, Mr. Tomato, you can't lose yet, because I haven't laughed enough!"
Wang Fanqie was also angry. He has been a host for so many years, and he still suffers from talking nonsense?
So, he flipped through the words and smiled slightly.
Use the mouse to drag the crosshairs and launch a series of verbal bullet combos:
"I thought you, as an elder, would have something profound to say to the young people in this shop, but I didn't expect you to say such vulgar things!"
The four big words "vulgar language" blocked the direction behind Teacher Ma.
"You have lived in the Central Plains for generations, promoting traditional Kung Fu. You should set an example and care for the younger generation. Why do you take advantage of your age and act so tyrannically?"
The four big characters "taking advantage of one's seniority" blocked the position on both sides of Teacher Ma.
"You old, grey-haired man, you've lived to be sixty-nine in vain. How dare you babble here?"
The two numbers "69" fell from above my head.
"You..." Teacher Ma's lips trembled with anger.
"Shut up! I've never seen anyone so shameless!"
The four huge characters "thick", "shameless", "shameless" and "shameless" flew directly towards Teacher Ma's face.
Teacher Ma, who had nowhere to hide, was hit directly -
"puff--"
He vomited blood and flew backwards more than three meters, then his armor returned to zero and he lay on the ground completely motionless.
The battle settlement interface flashed in front of Wang Fanqie:
"KO!"
Time score: 67
"Word bullet score: 85" "Action score: 90"
Shooting score: 95
"Overall evaluation: A+"
"Battle rewards are being calculated..."
Congratulations, you have obtained the following mouth cannon entries:
A-level entry: "Rat Tail Juice"
A-level entry: "No Martial Ethics"
B-level entry: "Harmony is the most precious"
C-level entry: "Tingting"
Game tips: Different qualities of mouth cannon entries have different powers and uses. The rarest entry in this game is SSS level.
The barrage began to flood the screen:
"Teacher Tomato has transformed into Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, so cool!"
"Hahahahahahaha, this battle is so interesting. I'm so happy watching it."
"No, I'm itching to go! Is it too late to book tickets now? I want to go and play there!"
……
After coming out of the trendy brand store, Wang Fanqie continued with the novice tutorial and experienced other urban activities one after another.
A real estate agency in the city, offering a variety of properties for purchase.
Wang Fanqie used the trial currency given by the system to buy a large modern-style flat.
He is free to adjust the wallpaper, floor, furniture, decorations and even the structure of the room as he pleases.
Walking to the floor-to-ceiling windows, you can overlook the scenery of the future city. Players can also enter and exit in the aircraft on the balcony.
Moreover, various household appliances in the house can really interact with each other. For example, when you turn on the TV, it will play real-time urban news.
Turn on the water heater and go into the bathroom to take a hot bath.
While the female character was bathing, Wang Fanqie frantically turned the mouse, trying to bypass the curtain and get a view of the inside of the bathroom.
"Those LSPs in Taoyuan Township must have completed the entire modeling. Just wait and see while I give you a perspective..."
Oh, forget it, brothers, the super administrator warned me again."
The barrage refreshes the screen:
"Hahahahahahahaha, the super moderator is doing this for the good of your live streaming career."
"Wow, the house customization is as good as in Boss Simulator, and there are way more options to choose from."
"And unlike Boss Simulator, which is a single-player game, it seems like all players are on the same server. If that's the case, wouldn't I be able to be neighbors with my friends?"
"I'm going to invite the girl I like to play this game with me, and then buy a villa in the suburbs to be my roommate."
"And you also took pictures of the other person while they were taking a shower, right?"
"Hahahahahaha..."
In addition to buying a house, Wang Fanqie also briefly experienced other recreational activities such as buying a car, getting a haircut, and eating.
This is a real life simulator.
……
Just as Wang Fanqie returned to the street contentedly, suddenly——
A childish cry for help came from the street corner.
"Help, someone help me!"
A little girl ran out from the corner of the street. She looked only about nine years old, petite and thin, with fluffy brown curly hair and jewel-like blue eyes.
Her skin emitted a strange white light, like a biochemical experiment subject, and her small body was hidden by a loose white laboratory coat.
The most eye-catching thing is the pair of electronic shackles worn on her wrists.
The little girl's pitiful appearance aroused everyone's desire to protect her.
Everyone in the live broadcast room speculated about her identity: "Is the main storyline coming?"
Wang Fanqie took a step forward and protected the little girl behind him.
Select the dialogue option: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
The shuttle emitted a low humming sound, and two men in combat uniforms gradually approached.
They were wearing black high-collared uniforms with the Shen Yi Company logo printed on them. They should be Shen Yi's special forces.
The HUD on the combat helmet kept flashing various radar information, and a pair of cold eyes appeared from behind the mask.
The flying shuttles they were riding were black and streamlined, resembling motorcycles, except without wheels.
"Citizens, hand her over!"
A special forces soldier shouted angrily.
Wang Fanqie resolutely stood in front of her, and the character said the line:
"What crime did such a young child commit that caused such a fuss among the gentlemen?"
The other party snorted coldly: "Little girl, stop talking so smoothly. This is the secret of Shenyi Company. You have no right to know."
Another special forces soldier echoed:
"This little girl was hunted down by the chairman of Shenyi Company, Yanagishita Igarashi, personally. I advise you to stay out of her business."
Through the nameplate on the little girl's neck, Wang Fanqie and the audience saw her name clearly -
Marilyn Dream Come True.
(End of this chapter)
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