I, the wanderer of the universe, love making friends
Chapter 231 I am here, so why would you take my turn?
Chapter 231 I am here, so why would you take my turn?
Kashibakan.
Although it hasn't opened yet, Shen Lang has already fired the opening shot inside.
Throw out a few gold bars.
Huang Shihu immediately prepared everything and even decorated it as a bridal chamber.
The environment and atmosphere are very strong.
Very immersive.
One of the three greatest joys in life is the wedding night.
For the Ninth Girl, although this love came suddenly.
But this man was handsome, neither old nor ugly, and he was very good at throwing gold bars casually.
Even being a concubine shouldn't be too bad.
I am still quite satisfied.
Huang Shihu brought some food and wine to the room and said with a smile, "Brother Shen, I won't bother you. I will definitely take care of the house beautifully tomorrow, so you can just rest assured."
"Let Jiuer go with you tomorrow. She is now a woman from a wealthy family and can't continue to hang around in brothels." Shen Lang said.
Huang Shihu smiled broadly and said, "Of course. Unfortunately, I, Huang Shihu, have nothing and no decent dowry. Otherwise, next time you come to the brothel, I won't charge you."
Shen Lang immediately appreciated these words. He had married the Ninth Girl now, and Huang Shihu was his brother-in-law. It was logical to help his brother-in-law test the abilities of those women first.
"Go, go, go." Ninth Miss frowned and drove him out, "Go and do your own thing first, don't disturb us."
"Yes, yes, I'll go get busy first." Huang Shihu walked away.
The ninth girl closed the door, took a deep breath, turned around, walked to the table, and poured two glasses of wine.
"Even if I'm a concubine, I can still drink this wedding wine, right?"
Shen Lang said, "Of course. I'm a fair person and I always treat everyone equally. So, of course I'll drink the wedding wine."
After the two drank the wedding wine, they put down their cups.
Shen Lang picked her up and said, "As the saying goes, a night of spring is worth a thousand gold, so wasting time is shameful."
"Wait, wait..." Miss Jiu hurriedly took out a piece of white cloth and put it under her body, saying, "Although I was born in a brothel, I am still a virgin."
The next morning.
After Shen Lang told her to go with Huang Shihu to choose a house, she should go to the inn to find Tieyan first.
Seeing him coming, Lao Tietou was immediately furious.
He called Shen Lang aside and asked, "Didn't you say you've known Yan'er for a long time and are already married? But why did she say she only met you yesterday?"
"Really?" Shen Lang said immediately, "My friend, have you ever heard the saying, 'One glance, ten thousand years'?' Some people feel like you've known them for ten thousand years, just by seeing them once."
Old Man Tie frowned, "Alright, alright. I don't want to hear about love at first sight or anything like that. I just want to know if you really want to marry Yan'er?"
"Haven't I already given you the betrothal gifts? Doesn't that prove my feelings? It's no exaggeration to say that with those two pieces of gold, I could easily marry you a wife and buy a dozen acres of good farmland."
Shen Lang lowered his voice and asked, "My friend, if Yan'er and I get married, do we also have to go through the ceremony of husband and wife?"
Old Man Tie nodded subconsciously.
Shen Lang added: "I am just bringing this process forward now. Is there anything wrong with that?"
Old Man Tie glared at him. He was his father-in-law after all, how could he speak to him like that?
He took two deep breaths, tried to calm himself down, and asked, "Where is my sister now?"
"There are so many temples in Foshan. I haven't found any yet. I'll go check today and let you know once I find one." Shen Lang said, "You can save yourself a wasted trip. You and Yan'er wait for me."
The old man hesitated for a moment, "You really didn't lie to me?"
"We are all family, how could I lie to you?" Shen Lang said seriously, "Don't worry, I, Shen Lang, have a well-known good reputation in the underworld. I would never lie about such things. I'll go talk to Yan'er first."
He walked over to Tieyan, and before he could even open his mouth, Tieyan asked, "Have you found out where my youngest sister is?"
"It's only been one night, how could it be so fast? But I'll go and find out in person today, so you can put your mind at ease." Shen Lang said, "Just wait for me here, don't go too far."
Tieyan couldn't help but feel a little suspicious: "Since you are going to inquire in person, why don't you take us with you?"
Facing her doubt, Shen Lang said, "If I take you with me and we don't find it, won't you be disappointed? It will also waste time. So we split up into two groups to save time."
"That's true." Tieyan nodded.
Shen Lang took out a dozen silver dollars and stuffed them into her hand. "Take this money. Don't be stingy. Eat when you need to, drink when you need to, and don't let yourself get hurt."
Tieyan hesitated, "Why should I take your money?"
In fact, she was quite satisfied with Shen Lang. He was handsome and wealthy.
It’s a pity that during the two days of contact, she didn’t know where the other person lived, and she always felt uneasy.
"We are husband and wife now, so it's only right that I give you this money. Let's do this for now. My friend and I will go and find out some news, and then come back to meet you in the evening." Shen Lang said.
Tieyan thought for a moment and said, "Alright, if you have any news, you must inform me. If we have any news, where should we go to inform you?"
"Let's go to Baozhilin. It's easy to find."
"It's a word."
After saying goodbye to the Tie family father and daughter, Shen Lang went to pick up Aunt Thirteen.
As soon as the two met, Thirteenth Aunt asked, "By the way, yesterday you were talking about the nearby Nengren Temple, right? Maybe Nengren Temple isn't in Guangzhou?"
"Wherever the sun and moon shine, wherever rivers flow, all belongs to Han territory." Shen Lang said seriously, "Is Guangzhou near Foshan?"
Thirteenth Aunt nodded subconsciously: "Yes, it's next to Foshan."
"Then is Nengren Temple nearby?" Shen Lang asked.
If they were not in Guangzhou, how could he find an excuse to take Aunt Thirteen out?
How to cultivate relationships without traveling far?
"That makes sense, but if we want to go to Guangzhou, we have to catch the train quickly, otherwise we won't be able to catch it," said Aunt Thirteen.
Nowadays, train tickets are sold one or two hours before departure.
So it’s still not too late to rush over now.
The two of them arrived at the train station and bought their tickets. Thirteenth Aunt asked again, "Are you sure that there really is women being trafficked in Nengren Temple?"
"Of course it's true, otherwise why would I call you?" Shen Lang said, "If we work together to break up this criminal gang, you can go back and tell Brother Feihong about it and make him happy for you."
"Will he really be happy like this?" Aunt Thirteen was a little unconvinced.
Shen Lang said: "If you just fiddle with the camera, he will definitely think you are not doing your job properly. But if you bring the camera to collect crime scene photos, then this is not not doing your job properly."
Fearing that she would back down, he added, "Besides, Brother Feihong comes from a martial arts family and is usually involved in fights and killings. If you don't experience some things beforehand, how can you be with him in the future?"
"That's true." Thirteenth Aunt nodded. "I'll see what he says then."
Shen Lang added, "But we have to agree beforehand. There are risks involved. You'd better not go. I'm afraid something might happen."
"What are you afraid of? I'll take good care of myself." Thirteenth Aunt took out a foreign gun. "This is the gun my father got me. If there's any real danger, I can kill one or two people."
Seeing her determined expression, Shen Lang nodded. He looked out of the car and said, "I'm going to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't move."
As she said this, she walked over. Thirteenth Aunt saw a few vendors waiting for customers outside the fence of the platform over there. To get to the platform over there, she had to cross the railway, jump down and climb up again.
Thirteenth Aunt waited for a moment, and when she looked out again, he was already walking back with his arms full of scarlet oranges. They boarded the train and booked a first-class carriage, which had excellent seats and was less noisy. They also sold steaks, foreign wine, cigars, and other items.
Shen Lang ordered two steaks and a bottle of foreign wine, poured a glass of wine for Aunt Thirteen, and said, "Shaojun, I toast you."
Thirteenth Aunt raised her wine glass and suddenly asked, "You said you were a bounty hunter. Did you go to Nengren Temple to collect the bounty this time? If I go with you, can I get a share?"
She didn't care about the money, she just thought it was fun.
When Shen Lang heard this, his expression instantly became serious.
He straightened his back and said righteously, "Of course, I didn't decide to go to Nengren Temple just to collect the bounty! When I learned that Nengren Temple had actually committed such an unacceptable act that was condemned by both humans and gods, even if there was no bounty at all, I would have completely eradicated this group of villains!"
Thirteenth Aunt was slightly startled, then smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were just a money-minded person, but I didn't expect you to be so righteous. It's me who judged you by my own standards. I'll toast you a glass to make amends for what I just said."
As he spoke, he raised his glass and gestured to Shen Lang.
Shen Lang responded, "Since you're willing to follow me on this adventure, you can be considered my deputy. After the mission is accomplished, it wouldn't be a bad idea to give you some of the bounty."
The two of them enjoyed the delicious food while chatting happily.
The content of the conversation sometimes involved strange stories from abroad, and sometimes revolved around the local customs and culture of Foshan.
Although Shen Lang has never lived abroad in this era, he has extraordinary eloquence and adaptability.
No matter what the topic is, even if he has never experienced it personally, he can talk about it fluently and eloquently, and his description is as realistic as if he were there.
After getting off in Guangzhou and taking a short rest, we headed straight to Nengren Temple.
Nengren Temple is very famous in Guangzhou. Although the temple is not very big, it is said that it is very effective in praying for marriage and children, so it is very popular.
Even though it is already afternoon, the place is still crowded and bustling.
As the two entered the hall, they smelled a strange fragrance.
Two young monks came forward and said with a smile, "Amitabha, would you like to burn incense or restore the original?"
"Greetings, Masters." Shen Lang said, "My husband and I have been married for over a year, but we still haven't had a son or daughter, so we came here specifically to pray for a child."
Aunt Thirteen didn't say anything.
But it’s not wrong to say this, at least it won’t arouse other people’s suspicion.
The two monks' eyes immediately lit up and they said, "So that's how it is. We are very effective in praying for children and finding a good marriage. Please come in, benefactors."
The two came to the Buddha statue and the monk prepared incense.
After lighting the incense, he brought out the stick holder and said, "Lady donor, please draw a stick. The Buddha will surely give you a clue."
Thirteenth Aunt knelt respectfully in front of the Buddha statue, holding the stick holder tightly in both hands and shaking it gently a few times.
With a crisp "click", a bamboo stick fell out of the tube.
She picked up the stick carefully, and after looking at it carefully, a look of confusion appeared on her face.
He handed the lot in his hand to Shen Lang beside him and asked softly, "Why is it a bad lot? What do you think this means?"
Shen Lang said, "If I could understand the meaning of these fortune sticks, I would have been here interpreting them for money!"
A monk at the side came forward and said with a smile, "Amitabha, don't worry, lady donor. We have a master here who specializes in interpreting the divination. Please follow me over here."
Having said that, he led the two of them to the place where the fortunes were interpreted.
There are already several people queuing here, waiting patiently for the fortune to be interpreted while chatting excitedly.
One of the middle-aged women beamed with joy, saying, "Speaking of fortune-telling here, it's truly accurate! My cousin's youngest son brought his wife here last month to ask for a fortune, and the fortune said they would be pregnant within three months. And just yesterday, they got pregnant!"
Another woman chimed in, "That's right! My eldest daughter came here to ask for a fortune last year, and the fortune teller predicted she'd get pregnant within six months. And just two months later, she actually got pregnant!"
Suddenly, someone interrupted, "By the way, speaking of this, does anyone know the Widow Li from the village? I heard she came here to ask for fortunes before!"
Someone immediately responded, "Oh, of course I know! But didn't she marry poorly?"
The man who had spoken earlier nodded and continued, "That's right. After the master looked at the lot she drew, he told her that her marriage would be difficult and unsuccessful, and she would definitely be single. But not long after she returned home, she unexpectedly discovered that her husband was having an affair with someone else!"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but sigh and lament the fickleness of fate.
Someone else asked, “So what happened next?”
"Later, that bitch's husband found out and killed Widow Li's husband, so she became a widow. Do you think it works?"
“It’s quite effective.”
"..."
When it was Aunt Thirteen's turn, the fortune teller took one look and said, "Madam, if you want to have a child, it would be best if you could stay here for one night. As the saying goes, Buddha saves those who are destined to be saved. You can get rid of the turbid energy here. When the midnight hour arrives, you will receive guidance from the Bodhisattva. You will absorb the spiritual energy and will definitely get pregnant!"
"Do you want to stay here overnight?" Aunt Thirteen immediately turned her head to look at Shen Lang beside her.
The fortune teller said, "It would be best if Madam lived here alone, because this gentleman is so righteous and strong that even a spiritual being would be frightened by him."
Shen Lang said, "Shaojun, if that's the case, you can stay here for one night. I'll pick you up tomorrow morning."
And gave her a secret look.
Aunt Thirteen thought about it, then nodded and said, "Okay."
When the monk not far away heard that she was going to live here, lustful light immediately flashed in his eyes.
After having a vegetarian meal in the temple, Shen Lang pretended to go down the mountain and left first.
The group of monks sent him out of the temple, but when they saw that he was gone, they immediately turned back.
However, they didn't know that Shen Lang was faster and returned to the temple before them.
It's getting late.
The pilgrim room, even though I was the only one in the room.
But Aunt Thirteen was not afraid at all, because Shen Lang was lying on the top of the bed like a spider.
But for some reason, she felt drowsy.
"Shen Lang, you say..."
"Shh, don't talk." Shen Lang whispered, "Someone is coming outside."
As he was speaking, two voices tiptoed outside.
After breaking the window paper, a bamboo tube was inserted into the window, sending in a strong incense.
In fact, in addition to this incense, the candles and incense in the room also contained drugs, which was why Aunt Thirteen was drowsy.
The two mixed together, and Aunt Thirteen fell asleep in a short while.
Then the statue of Guanyin on the altar slowly turned.
Immediately afterwards, two lecherous monks emerged from under the altar.
The two lewd monks came to the bed with lustful faces, fighting for it in low voices.
"I come first, I come first."
"Come on, you were the first one last time, this time it's my turn!"
Just as he finished speaking, a voice suddenly came from above his head: "With me here, how can it be your turn?"
The two were startled and looked up subconsciously.
The next moment...
(End of this chapter)
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