I, the wanderer of the universe, love making friends

Chapter 173 My nickname is Datong
Yang Guang naturally did not believe in the soul-catcher.

But now I'm under someone's roof and I have to bow my head.

Now that such a big change has happened in the Imperial Garden, the Royal Guards didn't notice it at all, and even the masters in the palace didn't seem to have noticed it.

Just thinking about it, you can tell how terrifying the person coming is.

If you don't give in, the other party may really turn into a soul-catcher and kill you.

Even though his body had been drained by alcohol and sex, he did not want to die like this.

As the saying goes, it is better to live a miserable life than to die.

"It seems you are quite sensible." Shen Lang shook his head helplessly, "Actually, I still like your rebellious look at the beginning."

Yang Guang saw room for easing the situation.

Then he asked, "Why did you come to see me?"

"I have no shortage of gold and silver." Shen Lang said, "I heard you have three thousand beauties in your harem, so I came to take a look."

There is no need to pretend to be a soul-catcher anymore. You just need to show your own skills and avoid unnecessary trouble.

Yang Guang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so hard that he fell backwards, and said like a child: "Okay, okay, so you are also a person of this kind. I don't have much of anything here, but I have a lot of beauties."

"If there's nothing you like, I can also send out orders to collect all widows in and around here, as well as women who are officially unmarried, or nuns and Taoist priests, to come here for your selection."

Upon hearing this, Shen Lang instantly felt that Yang Guang was a talented person.

However, they still secretly destroyed one of his meridians, making him impotent.

Xiang Yushan said that this emperor not only likes women, but also men, so it’s better to be careful.

"Don't worry, let's start with your palace." Shen Lang's eyes swept over the concubines in the garden and said, "I have my eyes on several of them. Let me enjoy them for a while."

Yang Guang laughed and said, "No problem. If you like, you can do it in this garden."

Then the topic changed, "But my concubines seem to have been poisoned now, and they all look stunned."

Shen Lang asked, "You don't want me to let you go and then have someone kill me, do you?"

Hearing this, Yang Guang laughed even more happily, even crying.

On the way here, Shen Lang heard from Sister Xiao that Yang Guang loved to laugh wildly before killing someone.

However, in the face of powerful strength, his life is in his own hands.

After they had laughed enough, Yang Guang said, "Your Excellency misunderstood what I meant. What I meant was that if they all stayed still like this, it would be no fun to play."

"That's true." Shen Lang nodded.

Yang Guang asked again, "What is your name?"

"Shen Lang."

"You are quite capable of sneaking into my palace without making any noise. Why don't you stay and work for me?" Yang Guang began to recruit her. "I can give you anything, whether it's money, beauties, or power."

"I like people who speak directly." Shen Lang asked with a smile, "But if I ask you, the most beautiful concubine in the palace, will you agree?"

"Agree, why not?" Yang Guang said immediately, "As long as you ask, I will reward you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Lang slapped him in the face. "Are you going to use the distinction between the monarch and his subjects on me again?"

Yang Guang immediately said, "Why should a man of your rank be bound by these rituals? I am but a common man. I beg you to loosen these chains from me."

"You're quite good at making excuses." Shen Lang untied the chains on him. "Since you've cooperated so well, I'll let you go this time."

Yang Guang's mind raced, thinking about how to escape, but seeing that there was no movement around him, he did not act rashly.

He then suggested, "Why not restore the concubines' mobility first? Your Excellency has come a long way, so I can have these concubines treat you well."

"I'm starting to like you." Shen Lang said, "Remember, don't play any tricks, otherwise I will really kill you at midnight."

After saying that, he waved his hand, and a powerful energy rushed towards the concubines who were unable to move.

Everyone's acupoints were unblocked one after another.

Seeing that there was suddenly one more person, the concubines hurriedly called out:

"Your Majesty..."

"How dare this man be so rude to His Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, who is this Qing family?"

Yang Guang's face darkened as he said coldly, "Don't be rude. He is a master whom I specially invited."

His eyes swept through the concubines and randomly pointed at a few: "You guys, go and serve this master."

The concubines he named were stunned for a moment and thought he was joking.

Yang Guang was notoriously moody. He would be smiling one moment and suddenly chop people the next. No one dared to move for a while.

Shen Lang said, "I heard that Zhu Gui'er and Madam Xiao are the most beautiful. You can assign these two to me, and then assign three or five more to me."

When the concubines saw him ordering people like ordering dishes, they were all shocked. How could someone dare to speak to the emperor like that!
But what surprised them even more was that His Majesty didn't object at all. He said cheerfully, "Your Excellency has good judgment. In that case, let these two accompany you."

Yang Guang was not just talking casually. He immediately asked Madam Xiao and Zhu Guier to accompany Shen Lang, and added three more concubines.

Although Madam Xiao and Zhu Gui'er were reluctant, they did not dare to offend Yang Guang.

Shen Lang was lying on the recliner next to Yang Guang's dragon platform, and several concubines called by Yang Guang also sat around him.

He touched the breast of the concubine next to him and asked, "What is the name of this concubine?"

"Princess Xiao." Princess Xiao said, "That is, Madam Xiao."

"What about Zhu Gui'er?"

"I am Zhu Guier." Zhu Guier on the left answered.

It must be said that these two are indeed the most beautiful among these concubines.

Especially Mrs. Xiao, she is so beautiful that she can topple a country.

"Let me smell the scent quickly." Shen Lang said with a laugh.

Yang Guang didn't even look at Shen Lang hugging his concubine. He suddenly sighed and said, "I know there are many people outside who want to compete for my throne. Alas! At worst, they can be like Chen Houzhu. Even if the country is destroyed, they can still be the Duke of Changle and continue to drink and have fun."

All the concubines were shocked. Why did he say such an ominous thing?

Concubine Xiao on Shen Lang's right smiled sweetly and said, "Your Majesty really loves to talk. Some people always like to exaggerate the rabble. Your Majesty, please don't believe them."

"It's okay. Since you've offered me all your concubines, I will definitely protect you." Shen Lang said, "Now we are kindred spirits. Just enjoy yourself."

Yang Guang laughed heartily and said, "What a kindred spirit! For this remark, I must give you a drink."

Shen Lang held the cup in one hand and touched between Concubine Xiao's legs with the other hand, and found that there was no lining inside.

I heard that Yang Guang ordered all palace maids to wear open-crotch pants for his own convenience. It seems that this is true.

The two clinked their cups together.

Then they laughed together.

After drinking, Yang Guang sighed again: "I really don't understand, what's wrong with Jiangdu? It faces the Yangtze River to the south, with rolling hills and beautiful scenery. It has been the most beautiful place in Jianghuai since ancient times."

"That's quite true." Shen Lang nodded. "With fine wine and beautiful women as companions, there's really no better place than here."

Yang Guang glanced at him and said, "You seem to suit my taste. Why don't you follow me to the Longevity Pool to bathe? You can bathe, play, and eat at the same time. It's much more fun than here."

"Okay." Shen Lang agreed immediately, "But I still have the same request. We must have the concubines accompany us. Otherwise, it would be too boring for just the two of us grown men."

Yang Guang smiled broadly, "I didn't expect you were really thinking about my beauty. Now that you've come to my palace, how could I possibly miss you?"

Then he shouted, "Come here, come here, take me back to the Longevity Pond."

"No need to shout. I've already taken care of your guards while you and the concubines were eating fruit."

Shen Lang glanced at the group of concubines and said, "Help the emperor, and let's go to the Longevity Pond together."

"You are indeed a master." Yang Guang shook his head helplessly, "If you wanted my head, I would have been dead long ago."

Although there was a guard every three steps and a sentry every five steps in the palace, wherever Shen Lang went, these people lay down quietly and no one made a sound.

Yang Guang and his concubines were stunned.

This is what a master is!
Many concubines looked at Shen Lang with excited eyes.

Although his identity is not known for the time being, the emperor can do nothing except make them drool.

It doesn't seem like a bad thing if I could secretly have an affair with this young man.

The group arrived at the Changsheng Pond, and Madam Xiao called the palace maid to make arrangements.

The palace maids first lit dozens of palace lanterns hanging around, then closed the doors and windows and lit the fires in the four corners.

This Changsheng Pond is quite large, with a large pool in the middle and the ground around it covered with thick and soft carpets. The furniture is also exquisite, and the paintings and decorative ornaments hanging on the walls are all priceless treasures that are dazzling to the eyes.

Next to it was a reclining chair with carved dragons and inlaid with gold and silver, which was naturally Yang Guang's dragon throne.

"Help me undress." Shen Lang stretched out his hands.

After Concubine Xiao and Zhu Gui'er exchanged glances, they helped him undress, one on each side.

There was nothing they could do now. As long as Yang Guang agreed, even if they were extremely unwilling in their hearts, they would not dare to show it.

When they saw the sturdy JJ Shen Lang, the eyes of several concubines suddenly lit up.

Yang Guang, who was also undressing nearby, said, "You are the first one who can bathe with me in this pool of immortality. All the others who dare to come here are eunuchs."

"So, you've been drained of your body by alcohol and sex." Shen Lang glanced at Yang Guang and added, "I'm here specifically to share your pressure."

Yang Guang casually asked, "How can you help me share the pressure?"

"You can't take care of so many concubines by yourself. Now I'm here to help you share the burden. Isn't that a good thing?" Shen Lang said with a smile.

After saying that, he hugged Zhu Xiao, who was also naked, and went into the water, and asked several other concubines to accompany them.

Yang Guang was stunned, then burst into laughter: "Hahahaha... This is the first time I've met someone as interesting as you. I have at least fifty concubines here. Can you help me share the burden?"

"You haven't seen it, so naturally you think I'm lying." Shen Lang said with confidence, "I even have a nickname in the martial arts world."

"What's your nickname? Tell me about it." Yang Guang asked with interest.

Shen Lang said: "My nickname is Clear the Level. Whether it's ten people or fifty people, I can clear the level."

Yang Guang was stunned for a moment, then said disdainfully: "You are quite arrogant. I want to see how you get through!"

"Here?" Shen Lang smiled and asked, "If it's here, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Yang Guang's eyes turned cold, "Right here! What I hate most is people who lie to me with big words! I have to see it with my own eyes before it counts!"

After saying that, he sat down on the reclining chair next to him that was carved with dragons and inlaid with gold and silver and looked at it.

"Since you have this request, I would be disrespectful to refuse and would feel unworthy to accept it." Shen Lang said nonchalantly.

Although it was in front of Yang Guang, it was Yang Guang's personal request, how could he refuse?

He immediately demonstrated his ability to clear the level. First, he made these concubines lie on the edge of the Longevity Pond, while Shen Lang himself stood in the pool.

Start with Concubine Xiao, then move on to Zhu Guier.

For a moment, there was jubilation in the Longevity Pond.

The voices of the concubines rose one after another.

This was the first time Shen Lang did this in front of someone else's husband, but he did not feel any psychological pressure and did not hold back at all.

Although Yang Guang was very sleepy, he still forced himself to stay awake, watching and counting.

"one two Three……"

After Shen Lang turned around, he was greatly surprised.

Although the length of time these concubines experienced varied, it was true that every concubine had experienced it.

But Shen Lang was still in high spirits.

There was no sign of fatigue or any sign of being overwhelmed.

How can this be?

Yang Guang immediately sat up straight, frowned, and said, "My fifty or so concubines can't even deal with you?"

"Otherwise, how could I dare to say that I would help you share the pressure?" Shen Lang said frankly, "This young master has earned his reputation for a lot!"

But he just took a shortcut and applied his Qi to 78, stimulating it in all directions.

As a time management master, you must strictly control your time.

Try to resolve it within a few minutes.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to finish so much even if I work all night.

Yang Guang was silent for a moment, then said, "You are indeed capable, but I really don't believe it. Come, go and call all the concubines who are resting here."

Hearing this, Shen Lang really wanted to be brothers with him.

In this world, it is difficult to meet someone as generous as Yang Guang.

Yang Guang snorted coldly and said, "I said I want to see it, so I must see it! Come, go and call the other concubines."

"I obey your command!" The palace maids did not dare to object and hurried out to take care of this matter.

Shen Lang added: "Send some more food. I've been busy for so long and I'm a little hungry."

Yang Guang said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will never let you starve. I just want to see how capable you are."

"I'll have a drink and eat something to fill my stomach first." Shen Lang said, "Xiao Fei, Gui'er, you come and serve me."

Yang Guang did not stop it.

Not long after, the palace maids brought in another twenty or so concubines.

"Greetings, Your Majesty!" The concubines greeted in unison.

Yang Guang lazily changed his posture while sitting on the dragon throne and said, "You don't have to serve me tonight. You go serve him. If anyone can make him ejaculate, I will reward him handsomely! Your families will also be rewarded."

The concubines did not expect that he would make such a request.

They looked at each other, unable to guess what he meant for a moment.

Seeing that no one took action, Yang Guang asked with a smile: "Why? My words are no longer effective!"

He seems to be smiling, but those who know him well know that this is a sign before killing someone.

The concubines did not dare to waste words and quickly responded, "Your Highness obeys your command!"

Following the emperor's order, the concubines also fought hard.

Shen Lang also tried his best.

Because he had never faced so many opponents at the same time.

Fortunately, he has deep internal strength and has learned a lot. As long as he controls it well, he can stay standing.

He kept going until dawn, and he was still in an excited state.

But there was no time to delve into what Yang Guang was thinking while watching the live broadcast.

He just knew that he was very happy.

There is no words to describe the joy.

But now Yang Guang was so sleepy that he had no energy to test him any further. He said, "I've really broadened my horizons. It turns out there are such extraordinary people like you in this world."

"This skill is what keeps me going in the martial arts world." Shen Lang clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you for your hospitality. From now on, our relationship will be forever."

Yang Guang stood up shakily and said, "I am a little tired now. I need to go back and rest. You can go to whichever concubine's bedroom you like to rest in."

"Your Majesty, do you need my service?" Concubine Xiao asked.

The other concubines were not to be outdone and expressed their desire to sleep with him.

But Yang Guang waved his hand and said, "No, I don't have the energy to do anything else right now. Come on, let's go back to the palace."

Several eunuchs came in and took him back to his bedroom.

The concubines said respectfully, "Farewell, Your Majesty."

After Yang Guang walked out of the house, Shen Lang looked at the concubines beside him.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to rest in Concubine Xiao's palace today. Gui'er, and you, you, you..."

He pointed at a few of them and said, "You all go with me. The rest will wait until night. I will meet you later. Just wash up and wait for me."

……

In the following period of time, he lived and ate in the palace, trying his best to share the pressure for Yang Guang.

Work hard to get through the level.

However, Yang Guang was not indifferent and also wanted to get involved during this period.

Unfortunately, he is useless now. Apart from making the concubines drool all over, he can't do anything else.

Yang Guang panicked and started taking medicine desperately. He didn't know what kind of pills they were, but he poured them into his mouth all at once.

But to no avail.

Shen Lang lived an extremely comfortable life, and even these concubines became energetic and more radiant than before.

More than half a month passed in a flash.

That day, Yang Guang had to go to court.

Amid the sound of drums and music, and with the palace eunuchs leading the way, Yang Guang, accompanied by over a hundred concubines, went to court.

Everyone knelt on the ground to welcome the arrival of this tyrant emperor.

When Yang Guang lay sideways on the chair, all the concubines sat around him and everyone shouted "Long live Yang Guang".

Yang Guang looked at them lazily. After chatting about a few things, he asked again, "I heard that someone stole military pay. What is the current situation of thieves outside? Doctor Fei, report to me truthfully."

The Imperial Censor Fei Yun remained calm and said, "Your Majesty, as you can see, the number of thieves is decreasing."

Yang Guang sat up straight, frowned, and asked, "How much is missing?"

Fei Yun lied and said, "Only one tenth of what it used to be."

Yang Guang breathed a sigh of relief, then, as if remembering something, asked, "Yuan Shan said that Li Yuan, the Duke of Tang, started a rebellion in Taiyuan. Is that true?"

Fei Yun quickly knelt on the ground and said, "There are often people outside deliberately spreading rumors and causing trouble. I will investigate thoroughly and then report to His Majesty."

A cold snort came from the palace gate, followed by a shout: "You're full of lies!"

All the ministers were startled and looked towards the source of the voice. They were shocked to see Yuwen Huaji striding in in military uniform, with his brother Yuwen Zhiji beside him.

The gatekeeper sang loudly: "The General of the Right Garrison Guard and the Junior Supervisor come to see His Majesty."

The two men came straight to the center of the hall, and after performing the ceremony of bowing, they stood up and stood aside.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Dugu Sheng, the second-in-command of the Dugu clan, immediately moved in front of Yang Guang's seat. He was Yang Guang's expert bodyguard and could be seen wherever Yang Guang was.

The guards on both sides and behind the dragon throne became nervous.

Yang Guang seemed still unaware of the tense situation between the two sides and asked in surprise, "Why did General Yuwen accuse the Feiqing family of lying?"

Fei Yun knelt down and cried, "Your Majesty, please help me. I am loyal to Your Majesty. If I tell you a lie, I will be buried in the wilderness."

Yu Wenzhi smiled mockingly, his eyes flashing with murderous intent as he said calmly, "Du Fuwei used to be in Shandong, but now he's in Liyang. Li Mi used to only have Wagang, but now he's taken Xingyang and then Luokou. Li Zitong used to be nothing, but now he's gathered his people north of Jiangdu and ready to march south at any moment."

"The reason His Majesty was completely unaware of this was because he was surrounded by treacherous ministers. Reports of rebellion were made from all directions, but none of them were reported to the emperor. The number of bandits was actually large, but they were deliberately reduced. Since His Majesty heard that the bandits were few, he sent only a small number of troops. The disparity in numbers allowed the bandits to grow in strength. Even the rebellion of Li Yuan, the Duke of Tang, was known throughout the land, yet His Majesty remained in the dark."

Yu Shiji, the Imperial Secretary, fell to the ground and cried, "Your Majesty, please do not listen to these slanderous words. He is the one who is planning a rebellion."

Yang Guang was immediately confused and said hurriedly: "You two nobles, please stand up first. I will never let you suffer injustice."

Yuwen Huaji sneered with disdain, and so did Yuwen Zhiji next to him. Seeing this, the hearts of the ministers around him sank, knowing that they had already taken control of the situation.

Yu Wenzhi laughed heartily and said, "Be the master? Let me see who can be the master for you today."

Only then did Yang Guang realize his ill intentions and shouted angrily, "Come here! Capture him for me."

There were screams outside, and the guards at the gate fell to the ground, with blood splattering everywhere.

Immediately afterwards, a group of people rushed in, led by several big men wearing general's uniforms and armor. They joined Yu Wenzhi and his brothers and occupied half of the space near the door of the hall.

The concubines immediately turned pale and hid behind.

Dugu Shengze and dozens of guards came out and stood in front of Yang Guang.

Fei Yun and Yu Shiji were so frightened that their tears dried up, and they crawled and rolled to hide behind Dugu Sheng.

Dugu Sheng shouted, "Sima Dekan, do you want to rebel? Why don't you put down your weapons?"

Sima Dekan, who led the way in, actually laughed and said, "The soldiers long to return home. I only wanted to invite His Majesty to return to the capital. General Dugu, you are too kind."

Yang Guang stood up and pointed his spear at me, shouting, "I have always treated you well, why are you forcing me to do something I am unwilling to do today?"

Yu Wenzhi snorted coldly, "Your Majesty has abandoned the ancestral temples, toured the country endlessly, engaged in wars abroad, and indulged in extravagance at home. You have caused the young men to be killed by arrows and the old and weak to be buried in ditches. The people have lost their jobs, and bandits have risen up. Moreover, you have given in to treacherous flatterers, concealed your faults, and refused to accept advice. If you are willing to execute all the treacherous ministers around you and return to the capital, we, your subjects, will remain loyal and do our utmost for the court."

Yang Guang's expression changed and he asked, "It really is a rebellion. Who is the mastermind?"

Clang!
Yuwen Zhiji suddenly drew his sword and shouted, "The whole world is resentful, why do we need anyone to tell us what to do?"

Yang Guangda shouted, "Kill them all for me."

The hall was instantly filled with deafening cries of killing, mixed with the shouts and cries of concubines, palace maids, and eunuchs. The chaos was so great that it seemed as if the sky was falling.

at this time……

(End of this chapter)