I, the wanderer of the universe, love making friends
Chapter 169 Miss Song, can I have a rub?
Chapter 169 Miss Song, can I have a rub?
This golden cudgel is not made of the Tianhe Dingdi divine iron weighing 13,500 kilograms.
It's adult products.
This was not his original invention. It has existed since the Qin and Han Dynasties.
It’s just that Shen Lang gave it this name.
Still all gold.
He discovered it when he was robbing a vicious bully on his way here.
I wanted to throw it away.
But considering that he was about to visit Cihang Jingzhai, it would be inappropriate to stay without a decent gift, so he stayed.
At this moment, he took it out and asked Fan Qinghui to marry Shi Feixuan.
Although this item is precious, Fan Qinghui does not appreciate it at all.
She had been pure and celibate for so many years, and many things had already made her heart calm, but at this moment, she was so angry that she was about to break the precept of anger.
I couldn't help but whisper: "What a sin."
Seeing that Fan Qinghui still refused to give in.
Shen Lang continued, "If it weren't for the fact that Nun Tai felt that these two gifts of mine were too shabby, then I have never had any valuables in my life. Since the host doesn't even like them, I can only offer you my family heirlooms."
After that, he took out a few more booklets.
"What is this?" Fan Qinghui asked with a frown.
Shen Lang said, "These are my family heirlooms, my guide to navigating the martial arts world. Master, please take a look. This one is about Lao Ai, especially the part about him walking on the tung wheel in the Yinguan. Every word is so precious that it is breathtaking."
"Also, this book is about the sisters Zhao Hede and Zhao Feiyan. I spent a lot of effort to find it. Now, in order to marry Miss Shi Feixuan, I offer it all to you as a betrothal gift. I hope you will accept it."
In order to marry Shi Feixuan, he really emptied his family fortune and gave away all these treasures.
In ancient times, scholars proposed marriage with poems and songs, and now Shen Lang proposes marriage with adult products.
Then he said sincerely, "Although I have nothing, I am sincerely seeking marriage. A master like me is willing to come here in person to propose marriage. Apart from congratulating the host, I don't know what else to say."
Although Fan Qinghui didn't know what was written in the booklet, just by listening to his description, he knew that the Ruyi Jingu Bang he was talking about was the same thing.
She wouldn't be surprised if someone asked to marry her disciple.
Although the inhabitants of "Cihang Jingzhai" are all secular people who practice the way of heaven, most of their descendants are beautiful and elegant, so many people in the martial arts world and even the rulers of the world fall in love with them.
The "Evil King" Shi Zhixuan was in love with Bi Xiuxin, which prevented him from unifying the demonic sect.
In addition, many people in the martial arts world are also in love with Bi Xiuxin.
In addition, "Tian Dao" Song Que and "Wulin Judge" Jie Hui are both in love with Fan Qinghui.
But this person actually used these inexplicable things to ask for a job, which is simply a desecration of the pure land of Buddhism!
Fan Qinghui took a few deep breaths and repeated his sins in his mind several times before he managed to suppress the anger in his heart.
She said calmly, "Sir, my disciple Feixuan is a Saint, and cannot be involved in romantic relationships. Therefore, you two are destined to be apart. Why are you so persistent? Please take back these engagement items."
"Hey, how could you think that, Master?" Shen Lang asked in surprise, "Isn't Cihang Jingzhai dedicated to the study of the Way of Heaven and Man?"
Fan Qinghui said: "Jingzhai is indeed focused on the cultivation of the Way of Heaven and Man, so it will not linger on the personal affairs of children."
"Master, you are wrong." Shen Lang waved his hand and said, "As far as I know, Jingzhai is not heartless. For example, Bi Xiuxin gave birth to a daughter for Shi Zhixuan. Doesn't this count as a private affair?"
Upon hearing this, Fan Qinghui's pure and simple face was slightly moved. "I didn't expect you to know so much about our sect. May I ask if Master Shen is from the Huajian Sect?"
The reason why she asked this was because all the disciples of the Hua Sect were handsome and elegant young men, so they could soar among the famous flowers, treat the affectionate ones with ruthlessness, and break the hearts of women all over the world.
However, the Huajian Sect only has one successor in each generation, so the identity is extremely secretive. Even the people from the Demon Sect don’t know who the successor of the Huajian Sect is.
There is also a so-called "sect protector", who must be a woman, who is responsible for preserving the notes and experiences of each generation of successors within the sect and the sect's classics to ensure that the Huajian sect will not be extinct.
Previously, Jin Huanzhen also thought that Shen Lang was a member of the Huajian Sect and was slapped more than a dozen times.
Shen Lang shook his head. "I'm just a wanderer in the world of martial arts. Naturally, I need to know some things when I'm walking in the world of martial arts."
Fan Qinghui revealed a trace of barely perceptible sadness, and lowered her voice as she spoke, "Junior Sister Xiuxin also did this for the safety of the empire. Back then, Shi Zhixuan emerged as a formidable master feared by all three sects of Buddhism, Taoism, and Demonism. Junior Sister Xiuxin sacrificed years of practice to bind the unrivaled Shi Zhixuan with a thread of love, preventing him from unifying the demonic path."
"I see." Shen Lang was immediately filled with respect. "I deeply admire you."
Fan Qinghui glanced at the things on the table and said, "Sir, please take these things back. They shouldn't be here."
"Master, you've misunderstood me," Shen Lang said. "The Book of Changes says: 'Solitary yin cannot grow, solitary yang cannot be born. Harmony between yin and yang is the true way. Ru Guang is just a woman, how could she possibly comprehend the way of heaven and man?"
"The founder of your sect established the rule that those who practice the sword manual must practice in the secular world for three years. This was also to allow disciples to comprehend the way of heaven and man. The Cihang Sword Manual states that one must first achieve enlightenment through the stages of spiritual connection, then enter the sword mind, and finally enter the death barrier before being considered to have achieved the true fruit of cultivation. This is for this reason."
"I didn't expect that you are quite familiar with our sect's sword manual. I wonder who your master is?" Fan Qinghui asked indifferently.
Shen Lang shook his head: "I have no sect or school. Everything I have achieved is through my hard work."
Fan Qinghui's jade-like expression was calm and composed as she spoke, "Only a handful of our sect have achieved the stage of 'Sword Heart Enlightenment'. How can one even think of entering the Death Gate? If someone with insufficient cultivation were to attempt this, their entire body of essence and blood would explode and they would die."
"So this is why I'm using these as betrothal gifts." Shen Lang spoke eloquently, "If the host thinks I'm a scoundrel, then he's wrong to blame me."
Fan Qinghui said calmly, "I dare not say what kind of person you are, but I will not agree to your request to marry my young disciple Feixuan, because she has something very important to do."
"Besides choosing a wise leader, isn't it just a duel with the Saint of the evil Yin Kui Sect?" Shen Lang said, "To be honest, the Saint of the Yin Kui Sect, Kan Kan, has long been my woman. If I ask for Fei Xuan's hand in marriage, it won't be easy for the two sisters to fight."
When Fan Qinghui heard his idea, she was stunned for a moment, her eyes full of disbelief, and she couldn't say a word.
After a while, he said, "Young Master, have you married the Saintess of the Yinkui Sect?"
Shen Lang nodded and said, "That's right."
Fan Qinghui still couldn't believe it. "The people in the Demon Cult often act against human nature. They would see things like having children as obstacles. Even if they were to marry you, they wouldn't fall in love with you and become unable to extricate themselves."
She even shook her head as she spoke, "If you ask to marry Feixuan again, how could there not be a fight?"
"That's my method. I can't show it to the host." Shen Lang said bluntly, "Although the Buddha and the devil are incompatible, one thought can lead to heaven and one thought can lead to hell. I also want to temporarily deprive the Buddha and the devil of their energy to fight, so as to accelerate the unification of the world."
Fan Qinghui was once again shocked by his magical idea.
After a long silence, he said, "The Yin Kui Sect isn't the only sect that exists within the Demon Sect. Those within the evil ways are cunning and unpredictable. Even masters from the two sects and six paths of the Demon Sect will go to great lengths to conceal their origins. Therefore, Fei Xuan isn't the only opponent to the Yin Kui Sect."
"The master still refuses to marry Miss Feixuan to me, no matter what he says." Shen Lang sighed. "I thought the master really understood the Buddhist principles, but I didn't expect him to be so stubborn."
"Amitabha." Fan Qinghui clasped her hands together and chanted the Buddha's name softly before she slowly said, "I will not interfere in my disciple's marriage. If she falls in love with you, I will not stop her either."
Shen Lang was a little uninterested, so he changed the subject and said, "Master, since we are here, it should be okay for me to burn some incense for the Buddha."
"If you are sincere in worshipping Buddha, there will naturally be no problem. Please follow me." Fan Qinghui said.
Shen Lang did not put away the betrothal gifts. Perhaps it was because Fan Qinghui was not willing to accept them openly. He put down the teacup and walked out of the reception room with Fan Qinghui.
Go into the main hall to worship Buddha.
Shen Lang politely burned incense to the statue of Sakyamuni Buddha on the altar.
He muttered, "Buddha, I have come here to ask for the hand of Master Feixuan, the Saintess of Cihang Jingzhai. If you object, please let me know."
Then he turned to look at Fan Qinghui, "Master, I just asked the Buddha if he could marry Miss Feixuan to me, and the Buddha agreed."
When Fan Qinghui heard what Shen Lang said, he was stunned as if struck by lightning.
She looked at him in disbelief and said, "The Buddha agreed? Master Shen, marriage is such a solemn and serious matter, how can we rely on the Buddha to decide? The Buddha is so high and mighty, how could he care about the private affairs between men and women in this world? Moreover, the Buddha has not spoken a word of approval, so how can we be sure that he agrees?"
Shen Lang said seriously, "I asked the Buddha about this just now, and he didn't object. I guess you didn't hear any objection either. Doesn't this prove that the Buddha agrees? If you object, you would be going against the Buddha's will. If even the Buddha didn't object, how could you object?"
Faced with his specious rhetoric, Fan Qinghui was speechless and didn't know how to respond.
She has met countless people in her life, and has encountered all kinds of people, but she has never met someone as eccentric and rebellious as Shen Lang.
Everything he did was beyond the imagination of ordinary people and was jaw-dropping. Shen Lang waved his hand gracefully and said loudly, "Master, I will take my leave now. We will meet again!"
After saying that, he turned and left.
He had no interest in getting entangled with the nun any more, and he didn't want to waste his precious time on a sword fight with her. After all, he was not so idle that he had nothing to do.
Therefore, he just teased Fan Qinghui and did not learn from her.
As for the other women, although they all had their own beauty, none of them caught his eye.
As the saying goes, hearing about someone is not as good as meeting them in person. Perhaps the Saint Lady of Cihang Jingzhai is the most beautiful one.
When Shen Lang walked further and further away and his figure was about to disappear from sight, Fan Qinghui finally woke up from her dream and remembered the betrothal gifts he had left behind.
"Mr. Shen, please wait a moment! Please take back the items you brought."
"I will not take back anything I give you." Shen Lang replied, "Leave it to the master. If you can't sleep at night, you can read and entertain yourself. In fact, you are still young, so why not work harder and give birth to a daughter to be the Holy Maiden of Jingzhai?"
Fan Qinghui frowned tightly, and suddenly had the urge to stab the young man with a sword.
He took a few deep breaths and kept chanting: "Amitabha, sin, sin..."
After Shen Lang came down the mountain, he went straight to Luoyang without any stop.
I found a large boat by the river and sailed for several days. I heard the passengers traveling on the river talking about the war ahead.
After the Wagang Army captured Xingluo Cang.
The Sui general Liu Wengong led 25,000 infantry and cavalry and marched eastward from Luoyang. He made an appointment with Pei Renji who came from Hulao to meet in the south of Luokou, preparing to destroy the Wagang Army in one fell swoop.
Little did they know that Li Mi had already learned of the enemy's situation. He first opened the granaries to help the people and win over the hearts of the people. Only after the nearby counties won over did he lead the troops with Zhai Rang to fight.
Li Mi divided his elite troops into ten teams, and he led four teams to ambush at Hengling, while Zhai Rang's six teams lined up on the east bank of Shizi River, a tributary of Luo River, waiting.
Liu Changgong's army arrived first. Seeing that the Wagang soldiers were few in number, they thought that the enemy had suffered heavy losses in the battle of Luokou. Without waiting for the soldiers to rest and eat, they hurriedly crossed the river and attacked, forgetting the appointment to meet up with Pei Renji.
After the battle, Zhai Rang's troops were defeated and retreated.
Liu Changgong got the advantage and pursued the enemy closely, but was ambushed by Li Mi from the flank. The already hungry and exhausted Liu army was immediately defeated, with countless casualties. Liu Changgong led the remnants back to Luoyang.
After this battle, the whole world was shocked.
People were saying that Yang Guang's reign was on the decline and would soon end.
The rebel forces in various places were also greatly encouraged and their actions became more frequent.
Many people came to join the Wagang Army, making Li Mi's prestige even greater.
More rebel leaders seized the opportunity, gathered their own troops and proclaimed themselves kings.
There are also rumors that Zhai Rang died in battle and the Wagang Army is now led by Li Mi.
But looking at the world as a whole, wars are raging everywhere.
In those areas close to the battlefield, the people were terrified and fled with their families, trying to avoid this terrible war catastrophe.
However, many innocent civilians unfortunately died in the war while fleeing.
Looking around, there were raging flames of war everywhere, and corpses and debris were scattered all over the ground. It was really a horrific sight.
Because of the war, many ships were unwilling to go to Luoyang.
The weather got colder as we walked, and we even heard that it was snowing in Luoyang.
This day.
When Shen Lang was thinking about whether to use his lightness skills to travel faster, he unexpectedly saw a large ship coming.
There was a young woman standing at the bow. At first glance, she didn't seem to be very beautiful, perhaps because her features gave people a masculine feel, but her skin was white with a healthy pink tint, her temperament was noble and elegant, and she had long legs and a slender waist.
There were more than ten strong-dressed men behind her.
Shen Lang took a closer look and saw that the chess piece was from the Song clan, so he asked loudly, "Excuse me, distinguished guest from the Song clan, are you heading to Luoyang? I am Shen Lang, and I would like to borrow your boat to travel with you."
The young woman heard the voice, followed the sound and saw him, then whispered a few words to the people around her.
Then he replied to Shen Lang, "But is it Master Shen Lang who resolved the duel between Ouyang Xiyi and Ba Fenghan in Dongping County?"
"It's down."
"My humble self, Song Yuzhi, greets Master Shen. Our ship is not heading to Luoyang, but to Xingyang. To reach Luoyang, once we arrive in Xingyang, we only need to go west along the canal and pass through Hulao and Yanshi cities to arrive. Would you like to get on board?" Song Yuzhi asked.
Shen Lang said, "That's exactly what I meant. Thank you, Miss Song."
When Song Yuzhi was wondering whether to ask someone to lower the boat to pick him up, Shen Lang had already jumped.
I saw the waves of the Yangtze River rising and falling in the wind, and in a trance, Shen Lang's figure appeared before my eyes!
The Song clan masters on the boat were suddenly shocked!
With their eyes and ears, they had no idea how he came.
I just felt a gust of wind blowing, and the figure that was several feet away suddenly appeared in front of me.
Song Yuzhi was stunned for a long time before she came to her senses and smiled, "Mr. Shen is indeed a master of extraordinary skills. I, Song Yuzhi, am honored to meet you."
"Miss Song, you are too polite. I am sorry to bother you. Please forgive me." Shen Lang bowed.
Song Yuzhi smiled and said, "Mr. Shen, you are too polite. I heard of your great name a few days ago and was wondering when I would be able to meet you in person. I never thought I would be able to meet you today. Mr. Shen, why don't you come into the cabin for a cup of tea, please?"
"please."
Song Yuzhi politely invited Shen Lang into the cabin and ordered someone to prepare tea.
The reason she came here this time was because after Du Fuwei captured Liyang, he cut off the traffic on the Yangtze River waterway, wantonly looted passing ships, refused to show mercy to anyone, and even seized the ships of the Song clan.
The Yangtze River salt transport was the lifeline of the Song clan. Du Fuwei's interception of salt ships posed a great threat to the prestige and livelihood of the Song clan.
Therefore, the Song clan specially sent out Yu Zhi, hoping to connect with Li Mi so that they could join forces with the north and the south to attack the Jianghuai army headed by Du Fuwei and Fu Gongyou, who were stationed in Liyang.
However, the Wagang Army has just had an internal conflict, and the Sui Army is planning a counterattack, so Li Mi is probably too busy to take care of other things.
After drinking tea, Song Yuzhi said, "Luoyang is in chaos right now. If you were to go there, I'm afraid it would be very inconvenient."
"I'm going to Luoyang to do something. No matter how chaotic it is, I have to go." Shen Lang said, "Luckily I met Miss Song, otherwise I would have had to travel on foot."
Song Yuzhi smiled and said, "With your speed, it won't be difficult to get to Luoyang. I just happened to meet you. Sir, please have some tea."
After drinking tea, Song Yuzhi continued, "Our ship can only go to Xingyang. You will have to transfer to another ship to go to Luoyang."
"It's okay. I'll find another way when we get to Xingyang." Shen Lang said.
Then the topic changed, "Excuse me, Miss Song, do you have a sweetheart?"
Song Yuzhi was stunned. "Well... well, why did Brother Shen suddenly ask about this?"
She really couldn't expect Shen Lang to change the topic so quickly.
Shen Lang looked at her and said, "The moment I saw Miss Song, I felt like I had known her for a long time. I've always been quick to speak, so I took the initiative."
Song Yuzhi's face suddenly became hot, and he whispered, "Yuzhi has never considered these issues."
"Is that so?" Shen Lang sighed lightly.
They started to negotiate again: "I just want to rub it..."
"Is it okay not to go in?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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