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Chapter 119 Don’t Talk Nonsense with Your Eyes Open

Chapter 119 Don’t Talk Nonsense with Your Eyes Open
The person selling poison was Shen Lang.

Not even in disguise.

Yihua Palace was originally a forbidden place in the martial arts world.

The people of the martial arts world are even more afraid of the forbidden martial arts areas of Xiuyu Valley and Yihua Palace than of another forbidden martial arts area, the "Valley of Evil" where all evil gathers.

He now wants to use this method to make Yihua Palace even more terrifying.

Although no one was watching, Shen Lang was still performing his self-directed sales show.

It's just for fun.

He said to the air, "Let me put it this way. Our poison is absolutely rare in the world. It is made from seven different poisonous insects, plus the red crested antler, and it is refined for 49 days."

"Anyone who consumes our poison will experience a reversal of Qi within an hour, losing all martial arts skills and becoming possessed. Eventually, their blood vessels will burst and they will die. This is absolutely a must-have remedy for home, travel, and silencing people."

He Lu, who was hiding in the dark, couldn't help but hold her forehead.

The young master doesn't look like the heir of Yihua Palace at all, but rather like a street vendor.

The people around him were not attracted by the poison he boasted about, but instead found his self-promotion funny.

As soon as Shen Lang finished boasting, Jiang Yuyan came on stage and asked seriously, "So, where can I buy it?"

"Of course it's in our store." Shen Lang picked up the bottles and jars on the stall. "Come and take a look. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

He Lu, disguised as a man, appears on stage as a backup.

Just as he was about to pass by the stall, Jiang Yuyan pulled him over and said, "Sir, you look unfamiliar to me the moment I saw you. Is this your first time traveling the world?"

"Yes." He Lu nodded.

Jiang Yuyan immediately started to sell her the medicine: "Then you should try our poison. You must know that when traveling in the martial arts world, you should be wary not of those martial arts masters, but of despicable hypocrites, especially those who are good at poisoning."

He Lu thought for a moment and nodded, "Miss, what you said is absolutely right. How much do you sell your poison for?"

This time, Shen Lang answered for Jiang Yuyan: "Of course, the prices vary, but we guarantee that we have everything we need, whether it's poisons, aphrodisiacs, wound remedies, tonic pills, or elixirs. Everything is genuine and of good value. You won't be cheated or fooled!"

He picked up a bottle and said, "As long as you have a bottle of pills in your hand, it is equivalent to having a chance to live one more life than others. Do you want it?"

He Lu was silent for a moment, then said, "Give me a bottle of tonic pills."

"A bottle of tonic pills. Since you are the first customer of our store, I will give you a discount and a little reward." Shen Lang said.

He Lu was a little surprised: "What reward?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Yuyan kissed her on the face.

This scene instantly attracted the attention of people around.

Buy a bottle of medicine and kiss it?
Whether this medicine is real or fake, you can try it.

Then someone came forward.

"Boss, I want a bottle of tonic pills. Can I have a kiss from this girl?"

"You buy it first."

"If you don't kiss me, I'll tear you apart!"

As soon as the man threw down a tael of silver, Shen Lang said, "You're too ugly, quickly stand aside!"

"What do you mean? You..."

Just as the man was about to retort, he was pushed aside by someone else.

"Are you deaf? Didn't you hear me say you're too ugly? Get out of here and don't defile the girl."

"That's right, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? What are you looking at? If you do, I'll tell you off too."

"Get out of the way. I'm in a bad mood right now." Someone held out a bloody arm. "Boss, I just got into a fight. Does your wound medicine work?"

"I didn't expect you to doubt my family's medicine for wounds." Shen Lang took out the medicine for wounds and poured it on his arm, just a little bit.

The blood that had been flowing froze instantly. "What a powerful wound medicine! I want it!" The man immediately bought a bottle.

The person who hadn't been kissed just now came forward again and said, "Hey, how can you guys be so dishonest in doing business? Didn't you agree on a kiss?"

"You are the second customer of our store. We have the right to interpret whether to kiss or not. Are you looking for trouble?" Shen Lang asked with a raised eyebrow.

This person persisted: "I am..."

Before he could finish his words, Shen Lang picked up a hidden weapon and shot it out.

The man immediately shouted, "Hey, what are you doing?"

I saw a tiny silver needle stuck in his finger.

This is not scary. What is scary is that the place where the needle was inserted quickly turned black, and then the whole arm turned black.

"You, you..." The man was frightened out of his wits.

He had just said a few words when he fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, twitched twice, and stopped moving.

Someone squatted down, touched his neck, and cried out in a hushed voice, "He's dead!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the others immediately murmured, "What? Dead?"

"Isn't this the famous Chen Wu? How could he die just like that?"

"I didn't expect this poison to be so powerful!"

"Could it be a shill?"

"You idiot, using your life as a prop? Is your head used to show your height?"

We saw someone sacrifice his life right there and then to prove that the poison was indeed powerful.

Everyone became alert instantly, and each of them had their own plans in mind.

When everyone was silent, Shen Lang spoke again: "Look, you have seen it with your own eyes. Our poison will kill you if it says so. There is absolutely no lie. So I suggest that everyone buy some self-defense."

He picked up one of them and introduced it, "I can say for sure that every hidden weapon in our family is essential for sneak attacks or murders. They are absolutely impossible to defend against and can kill people without them even noticing!"

He then introduced the rest one by one: "For example, this set of flying knives, all of which are poisoned. They are absolutely deadly. Just a scratch on the skin can kill someone. And it only costs one hundred taels of silver!"

"This one is really powerful. It's called the Torrential Pear Blossom Needle. As long as you press the trigger, it can fire 6636 poison needles each time. Each needle is poisoned. 36 needles are absolutely impossible to defend against. However, the price of this one is a bit high."

"As for this one, it's incredibly powerful. It's the legendary Heaven-Destroying and Earth-Murdering Bone-Piercing Needle. It can fire 9981 silver needles each time, tempered with the Five Poisons Heavenly Water. No matter who it is, if they get even a little bit of it, their entire body will fester and die within half an hour. This one's worth one thousand taels of silver!"

It was so magical to hear him talk about it.

But no matter whether it is true or false, someone has already tried it with his life.

Then someone took out the money and said, "Boss, I want that Stormy Pear Blossom Needle."

Someone thought for a moment and asked, "Shopkeeper, isn't your Heaven-Destroying and Earth-Murdering Bone-Piercing Needle too expensive at one thousand taels?"

Upon hearing this, Shen Lang frowned immediately. "Why is one thousand taels expensive? How is it expensive? The price of the Tianjuedimie Bone-piercing Needle has been the same for many years. It's very difficult for us to make poisons. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. Look at the reasons for yourself. Have you made any money in all these years of wandering the world? Have you worked hard?"

He picked up the Heaven-Destroying and Earth-Murdering Bone-Piercing Needle and said, "If you want it, pay for it. If you don't want it, don't bother talking, or I'll shoot you!"

Suddenly, someone sneered and said, "What's this Heaven-Destroying and Earth-Murdering Bone-Piercing Needle? I'm afraid you made it up. I've been wandering the martial arts world for so many years, how come I haven't heard of it? Stop talking nonsense..."

The words are not finished yet.

Shen Lang really shot him!

The man suddenly felt something was wrong and turned around to escape.

But his figure had just moved about ten feet away.

The hidden weapon follows closely like a thorn in the flesh...

(End of this chapter)

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