My wife is in my arms
Chapter 952 1 Stage Play 1
Chapter 952 A Show
The sky was overcast all day.
There was no sign of rain falling. At the entrance of the courtyard, Xu Qingya, dressed in casual clothes, tensed up as she passed three elderly women eating sunflower seeds.
Instinctively, she even reached out to cover her buttocks.
It's as if the three old women have X-ray vision and can see what's hidden under their casual pants at a glance.
"Wang Yu, no wonder Zhang You wanted to recognize your Xu Qingya as his second brother and even cast her as a transmigrator in 'Goodbye Mr. Loser.' Her... at least her hips are somewhat proportionate, but her chest is just too flat."
Li Xiaohong chuckled and joked.
"She hasn't even developed yet!"
Wang Yu grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds, cracking them open as he explained to Xu Qingya.
"She's already twenty-seven or twenty-eight and hasn't developed yet. According to your logic, we should be considered just fully developed."
Han Hui chuckled softly.
Xu Qingya rushed into the kitchen.
She nudged Jiang Yiren's arm and said, "Sister-in-law, hurry up and get your husband back! These three together are really scary."
"..."
Jiang Yiren was also quite helpless.
For some reason, not only did Wang Yu bring Xu Qingya over for dinner tonight, but singer Liu Fei's manager, Li Xiaohong, also came. Originally, she had come to personally invite her husband to be a guest performer at Liu Fei's concert next month, but seeing that Wang Yu and her manager Han Hui were also there, they didn't leave.
They even managed to get two bags of sunflower seeds from somewhere, and the three of them started chatting in the yard.
If it were just that, it wouldn't be so bad, but when these three get together, the topics they discuss can be incredibly vulgar. Whenever someone passes by, the three of them start gossiping about that person.
From breasts to buttocks, everything became the focus of their conversation.
Even she was not spared.
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Yiren took out two tissues to wipe her hands, then took out her phone to call her husband. She breathed a sigh of relief when she learned that he would be home soon.
Just then, the three people in the courtyard, who were talking about something, suddenly burst into a chilling laugh.
Immediately after, Wang Yu's voice came through, saying, "Menghan, you've been in the entertainment industry for so long, you must know how hard it is to make it big in this circle! I have an idea for you: while your senior sister Jiang Yiren is on maternity leave, secretly climb into Zhang You's bed. Then, whether it's singing or film and television resources, it'll all be just a matter of a word from you. The opportunity will be right in front of you, so don't fail to cherish it."
Xu Qingya was stunned.
She turned to look at her sister-in-law, only to see Jiang Yiren's face turn cold.
The conversation outside continued.
"Menghan, don't listen to Wang Yu."
Han Hui wasn't angry at all; instead, she laughed quite happily: "Zhang You's abilities are undeniable. If you climb into his bed and get pregnant with twins, then I'll be starving again."
"If you're worried about getting pregnant, just use protection; it's not expensive."
Li Xiaohong's voice came over, saying, "But Menghan, your butt isn't as perky as your senior sister's. If you're going to give birth, it'll definitely be a girl. I suggest that if you really want to crawl... stick to the traditional route. Don't try all those fancy positions like young people these days. Your senior sister, Jiang Yiren, was able to get pregnant with two sons at once. I'm sure they're both quite traditional in bed."
"Menghan, don't listen to them. Young people should be brave enough to take on challenges. Being one-dimensional is boring. If you want resources, you have to know how to be innovative. Only by spending money can you enter this colorful world."
Wang Yu joined in the commotion.
A short while later, Xu Menghan also hurriedly walked in from outside.
"Han Hui, your Meng Han is quite something. She even has a rather pleasing appearance as she comes over. Unlike our Qing Ya, I don't mind her climbing into bed, but I'm worried that she'll be kicked off before she even gets on. A woman can have any face torn off, but this face is the one thing she can't have torn off. It's easy for her to become gloomy."
Immediately afterwards, another burst of foolish laughter rang out.
"Are you three ever going to stop?!"
Jiang Yiren could no longer tolerate it.
But when she appeared, the three of them were taken aback at first. Then Li Xiaohong laughed first, "Yiren, your agent said you wanted to have a showdown with our Liu Fei. Maybe you shouldn't. I'll concede on behalf of my Fei Fei. After all, you're pregnant with twins, who can beat you? Yiren, tell us, do you have any secrets to getting pregnant with twins? I think you must have used the traditional method, right? There's a saying: 'The more traditional a woman is, the easier it is to have a son.' If that's true, I'll have my son and daughter-in-law try it when I get back."
"Don't joke around."
Han Hui interjected, "Our Yiren's waist-to-hip ratio clearly indicates she's destined for a son. I reckon if she has two more children after this, and then another, it'll definitely be a son."
"My lady, turn around and let us see."
Wang Yu made such a request.
"Yiren, turn around! Let us take a good look and see what the difference is between a woman pregnant with two sons and a woman who has only given birth to one!"
Li Xiaohong spoke.
Jiang Yiren was completely defeated.
She said just one thing, and the three of them started bringing up her pregnancy with two sons again.
The main problem was that the topics these three were discussing were too explicit; anyone without some level of self-control simply couldn't handle it.
"Yiren's buttocks are getting more and more perky. Her belly is so big, but she hasn't gained much weight. After giving birth, she'll definitely be a hot mom. That's the kind of woman her husband will cherish. Yiren, remember to have a C-section when you give birth. If a woman has a natural birth, the love will lose half its sweetness."
Wang Yu spat out the sunflower seed shells from her mouth, then turned to Li Xiaohong and said, "Xiaohong, is your Feifei really planning to become an old nun? If not, finding a girlfriend would be fine too! I'm sure with her status and position, she'd attract lesbians."
"What can I do if they don't contact me?"
Li Xiaohong glanced at Han Hui, recalling what the woman had said a few days ago.
Anyway, it's unclear whether Han Hui talked too much or Liu Fei's reaction was indeed quite obvious, but even Li Xiaohong noticed that Liu Fei seemed to treat Zhang You differently.
However, Li Xiaohong couldn't figure out exactly what was different.
It can't really be like what Han Dazui said, that Zhang You is some kind of queen-killer who can take down Jiang Yiren and then Liu Fei, right?
If that's the case, Li Xiaohong will go back and advise her family's first-generation entrepreneurs to stop messing around and instead learn Zhang Youjiang's craft properly, which is much better than starting their own business.
Li Xiaohong believed that if her son mastered this skill, her daughter-in-law wouldn't say anything.
When a man goes out to earn money, as long as the money is there, everything else is not a problem.
Unfortunately, that's not possible.
The main reason is that her daughter Feifei has always been a vegetarian, so she definitely wouldn't be able to bring herself to eat something like Zhang You's meat dish; she would feel nauseous if she did.
When Zhang You appeared, the three of them abruptly changed the subject.
After exchanging greetings, Wang Yu said in a complaining tone, "Zhang You, Qingya is your second brother. How could you let Zhang Xiyu sing 'Empty Heart Forget Love' but not let Qingya sing it? And you even sold an English song. You know very well what your second brother's abilities are."
"Zhang You, our Feifei sincerely invites you to be her guest performer at her concert."
Li Xiaohong quickly said.
"..."
Zhang You was taken aback, then nodded in agreement.
(End of this chapter)
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