My wife is in my arms

Chapter 826 The Valiant Arrives (Part Two)

It's worth noting that many guests become somewhat reserved after arriving, while others deliberately put on airs to maintain their persona.

Even answering questions requires guidance from him and Yin Xiaodi. If the two don't guide him, he just sits there stiffly. But Zhang You is different; he gets into the zone very quickly, and his thinking is also fast enough.

Faced with Yin Xiaodi's question.

By directly mentioning his wife and daughter, his answer was a veiled reminder to Yin Xiaodi that he was already married.

A very clever answer.

It both created a comedic moment and served as an answer to the question, because that question... saying no would seem hypocritical, but saying yes would be difficult to explain at home.

In short, if this question had been asked to any other male guest, they would have fallen into the trap 100%, but Zhang You managed to avoid it perfectly.

After Zhang You sat down, Yin Xiaodi sat down next to her and launched another offensive, saying, "Zhang You, if you had to choose between Jiang Yiren and me right now, who would you choose?!"

Don't ask. Asking will only make you unhappy.

Zhang You replied with a smile.

"Am I not beautiful!?"

Yin Xiaodi pressed for an answer.

"Do you think you're prettier than my wife?!"

Zhang You asked back.

"I think I'm prettier than your wife, Jiang Yiren. Don't you agree?! Okay, so, if I got drunk and threw myself into your arms crying about how my husband treats me badly, and it was just the two of us in the room, how would you comfort me?! I'm really curious, so tell me the truth."

Seeing that Zhang You remained silent, Yin Xiaodi immediately tried to make amends, "Don't worry about what I think, and don't worry about anything. Just say what you think: you'll stroke my forehead, then kiss me, and then devour me bit by bit, right?!"

"How old are you this year!?"

Zhang asked curiously.

"Forty-seven, what's wrong!?"

Under the watchful eyes of the audience, Yin Xiaodi asked the question.

Xiao Yong wanted to speak up and smooth things over for Zhang You, and then let the matter drop, but... for the sake of ratings, he didn't stop him in time, mainly because if Zhang You answered, this episode would have the biggest climax.

Just as he was about to change the subject if Zhang You didn't speak, Zhang You spoke up. With just one sentence, Xiao Yong was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed along with the audience amidst a burst of laughter.

As for Yin Xiaodi, she was first taken aback, and then she actually burst into tears.

Just because Zhang You repeated "Forty-seven" as if pondering, and then, as if he had a deep impression of this age number, he blurted out, "I won't even watch movies if I'm over forty-five."

"Zhang You, do you have to be so ruthless?!"

Yin Xiaodi said, sobbing.

"You're telling me the truth."

Zhang You laughed.

"Xiaodi, is that alright now?"

Xiao Yong comforted him.

"Zhang You, from today onwards, you are no longer my idol, but my enemy. However, I'm giving you a chance to win me back. Have you ever fantasized about me?!"

As the host, Yin Xiaodi quickly recovered from the blow caused by Zhang You's words. She sat down next to Zhang You again, looked at him expectantly, and said, "Do you know what your next words mean?!"

"It's a bit immoral for a 47-year-old woman to threaten a man in his thirties."

Zhang You laughed.

"That would be immoral of me. Just answer this: have you ever fantasized about me?!"

Yin Xiaodi pressed on. "If I say yes, it's a bit unfair to myself; if I say no, it's a bit hurtful to you. What exactly do you want from me?! How about I take out ten yuan and go to the supermarket to buy you some lollipops so you can experience the sweetness?"

talking.

Zhang You actually took out a ten-yuan note from his pocket and handed it to Yin Xiaodi, saying, "Take this! Life is tough, but lollipops are sweet. Eating a few more can help dilute the bitterness."

"I……"

Yin Xiaodi's hands trembled as she took the ten yuan Zhang You handed her. She stared blankly at Zhang You and said, "Why did you hurt me like this? I'm a woman, and..." She threw the ten yuan in her hand at Zhang You's face and said, "Is this the ten yuan I wanted?! I want more."

Eleven yuan!

Zhang You suddenly realized, then took a coin out of his pocket and handed it to Yin Xiaodi, saying, "Go ahead! Eleven yuan is enough for you to buy eleven lollipops, enough to last you half a day."

"Zhang You, I hate you."

After saying that, Yin Xiaodi walked to the side and said to Xiaoyong, "I need to rest for a bit, you can do it!"

Another burst of laughter followed.

"Zhang You, how many girlfriends have you had before?!"

Xiao Yong took over the conversation and asked.

"A lot, right!?"

Yin Xiaodi hurriedly said, "You're so handsome. If I had met someone like you when I was in school, I would definitely have pursued you. If I had pursued you back then, would you have agreed to date me?"

"Even if you go to college, I probably won't be fully developed yet. Don't you think it's going too far for you to pursue such a young boy?! This is illegal and you could go to jail."

Zhang You replied with a serious expression.

Xiao Yong laughed so hard he could hardly breathe, and the audience below the stage were in the same boat. Yin Xiaodi clasped her hands together and made a gesture of begging for mercy towards Zhang You.

This is what's called a musical prodigy; he appeared on a TV show and completely outshone this professional host.

"Have you dated a few?!"

After laughing for a while, Xiao Yong asked again.

As the host of the show "Brave Warriors Are Here," even he was amused by Zhang You's words, which shows how effective it was. However, Zhang You's answer was both reasonable and unexpected.

"There really wasn't much. I hadn't been in the workforce long, and my first job was as a security guard in an upscale residential area. Then, as you know, a pop diva took a liking to my looks at first glance, and also to my inner qualities, so... It's also my fault for being young and naive. At such a young age, instead of striving for success, I learned to take shortcuts and just went for it."

Zhang You said with a smile.

"Are you showing off or expressing regret?!"

Xiao Yong couldn't help but laugh.

"It's a real pity. If I hadn't taken that shortcut, I would have ended up like many others, having to work hard to achieve what I wanted. A life without effort is meaningless, and that's why I developed gambling and alcoholism."

Zhang You said with a smile.

"Zhang You, you're showing off in a very serious manner."

Yin Xiaodi couldn't sit still any longer.

"Speaking of gambling, there have been posts online these past few days about you losing a lot of money gambling. You've already responded, haven't you? But it seems like nobody really believes you. Do you feel wronged and angry?"

"will not"

Zhang You shook his head and said, "Even after I found out that day, and after my wife's agent posted an explanation on the official WeChat account, I stopped paying attention to it. There's no need to waste energy and time on such trivial matters. Those who believe will believe, and those who don't... no matter how much you explain, they won't believe. People live for themselves, not for others."

"Zhang You, your wife is pregnant now. As a man, you must have needs. How will you handle that?!"

(End of this chapter)