My wife is in my arms

Chapter 131 The Fisherman's Mentality
Hear the door open.

Jiang Yiren, who was sitting on the sofa and chatting with Han Hui, turned her head subconsciously.

When the door opened, the first thing that caught her eye was a fish in her husband's hand. Probably to make the fish look more three-dimensional, her husband placed the tail of the fish downwards, and the head of the fish facing upwards was almost level with her husband's waist.

"How about it!?"

Looking at her husband's expectant expression.

Jiang Yiren, who had reacted, instantly understood what her husband needed. She immediately put her hand to her lips, pretending to be shocked, and exclaimed, "Such a big fish, it must be more than ten pounds!"

"At least 25 kilograms"

As expected, he was surprised to see Jiang Yiren. Zhang You had been going out fishing frequently recently but always came back empty-handed, which had made him feel depressed for a long time. Now he was finally satisfied.

He smiled and said, while moving the fish closer to him, "It's up to my waist."

"..."

Jiang Yiren looked at the fish again. She recognized the species of fish, it was a black carp. As for weighing more than 20 kilograms... that was too exaggerated. She estimated that it was at most 12 or 13 kilograms.

Her husband's weight was indeed a bit high, but since he had finally managed to get out of the bag, she couldn't just slap him in the face, so she quickly nodded and said, "It should be around 25 kilograms, maybe even more."

"I think so"

Zhang You nodded in agreement.

"Zhang You, I plan to sign you"

Han Hui, who was sitting with Jiang Yiren, also glanced at the fish, but... it was just a fish, not worth her attention at all, so she said directly, "Why don't you put forward some conditions and we can discuss..."

"Where did you catch it!?"

Zhang You was stunned, and quickly replied with a smile, "I can't tell you that. I plan to use this fishing spot as my fixed spot for the future."

"I……"

"It was indeed quite large. I was shocked when I pulled it out of the water."

Zhang You said with a smile, "Today you have been rewarded..."

Jiang Yiren turned her head away. She didn't know how to describe her husband's current situation. She just had to pretend. Not only did he pretend, he also pretended to be deaf and started answering irrelevant questions, constantly turning the topic to this upturned mouth.

This black carp today is really... I didn't check the almanac before going out, and I actually ran into her husband. Even if the price of this fish is relatively expensive, it is at most 20 yuan per catty. Her husband spent money on fuel this morning, plus Xiao Zishan said that her father bought seven or eight bags of bait that can feed a group of fish. If you calculate it this way, even if her husband finally didn't come back empty-handed, he still lost money.

"Can you please give way for a moment!?"

suddenly.

Zhang You heard Xiao Zishan's cold snort from behind. Her husband's ears worked better this time and he quickly moved aside. He saw Xiao Zishan, who had accompanied her father out early in the morning, had a very long face and looked very unhappy.

Jiang Yiren was a little puzzled.

Logically speaking, since her husband caught such a big fish, Xiao Zishan should be proud of it. After all, she got 98 points in the exam, and her father kept exaggerating.

But now... why do I feel like I'm still quite angry?

"Manager Han, don't leave at noon."

Shaking the big black croaker in his hand, Zhang You smiled and said, "More than 20 kilograms, enough to eat. To be honest, it feels quite heavy when I carry it up from downstairs. My hands are a little sore."

"Go ahead! There's no room for..."

Jiang Yiren was about to say, "It's not easy for you to encounter such unlucky fish every time," but she noticed that the happy smile on her husband's mouth gradually disappeared, and the smile was replaced by "It's not easy to catch a black carp weighing more than 20 kilograms."

"It must be difficult!" Zhang You finally regained his previous smile and said, "More than 20 kilograms, I said more than 20 kilograms is too little."

Jiang Yiren's shoulders trembled slightly.

A fish weighing twelve or thirteen pounds was said to weigh more than twenty pounds, which was already an exaggeration. Her husband was still not satisfied. I guess he calculated it based on the energy of the fish in the water.

"There seems to be a big problem with your husband..."

Han Hui pointed to her ear.

“It will probably be back to normal in a day or two.”

Jiang Yiren said with a smile, reaching out to pinch her daughter's cheek, and asked, "What's wrong? Your dad caught such a big fish, and you don't want to be happy for him!?"

"mom"

Xiao Zishan yelled, then began to complain, "You have no idea how stupid my dad is. He should have turned back when he got to the intersection, but he actually drove straight through and said it was too windy today and he couldn't stop the car. That would have been fine, but he got lost while driving and circled the city many times. I told him how to get there, but he said I must have remembered it wrongly."

The more Zhang Zishan talked, the more excited she became. Her little face flushed with anger, and she said, "I said, then just turn on the navigation! Do you know what he said? He said his phone was out of battery. I said, "But the car has a navigation system installed!" He then said the navigation system in the car was inaccurate. Finally, I couldn't help it, so I told him that I had to go to a calligraphy class in the afternoon! After hearing what I said, he finally remembered how to go. I will never go fishing with him again. He made me so angry."

Jiang Yiren was stunned. After a long while, she asked, "Where did your father put the fish?!"

"It was just hanging outside the trunk. It was just a small fish, and the trunk could hold it. He insisted that putting the fish in the trunk would make it smell like gasoline, and that it would taste better if it was hung from the back of the car to let the cool air blow on it."

I heard Xiao Zishan say this.

Jiang Yiren didn't know what to make of this. This was a bit too cruel.

I guess if Xiao Zishan hadn't had to attend calligraphy class in the afternoon, her husband would have continued to be lost.

"I think I need to reconsider signing your husband."

At this time.

Han Hui spoke.

“I never thought of signing to…”

Before she could say the word "you", Jiang Yiren was stunned, and Han Hui was also stunned. Then she suddenly stood up from the sofa and walked quickly to the kitchen.

The singing was heard.

This time her husband did not sing "There Will Be a Song That Grows Old", but a brand new song, and at the same time, the range of his vocal range was extremely wide.

"Whether you love someone or not, you have to be patient. It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. It's all my fault for not being able to turn around and walk away."

Just sang the beginning.

The sound of heavy metal hits you in the face, especially the rhythm is so strong that it seems like it has its own subwoofer.

When they reached the kitchen door, Jiang Yiren saw her husband butchering fish while continuing to sing, "I have to shed tears for you to prove it's love. If this isn't love, why should I be sad? Thank you for your generosity. I deserve it..."

The sound of the subwoofer becomes stronger and stronger. There is no showmanship in his singing style. His abdominal cavity perfectly supports him to switch the sound pressure between gradually weakening and gradually increasing.

The last time, Jiang Yiren was so frightened by her husband's singing skills that her legs went weak.

Today, because I caught a black carp, I took the initiative to sing this song. The coordination and cooperation of the three key aspects of timbre, range and cavity even surprised her.

The light in Han Hui's eyes, who was standing next to her, was enough to overwhelm people.

She just stared at Zhang You who was still singing while killing fish with his back to the kitchen.

(End of this chapter)