Dream Travel

Chapter 542 Teach You a Trick

"Ahem, this is the Moonlight Box. As long as we can find an opportunity, we can use this to travel through time and avoid the Bull Demon King in advance!"

Inside the Spider Cave, Supreme Treasure held the Moonlight Box and talked about all its benefits.

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and use this thing!" Bai Jingjing urged Zhizunbao. As expected of the man she had her eye on, he could dig out such a treasure with just a casual dig.

"There's no moonlight..." Supreme Treasure opened the Moonlight Box, but the thing didn't react at all.

They were still inside the Spider Cave, where the moonlight couldn't penetrate.

Without a word, Bai Mu took out the Ling Shu sniper rifle and fired a shot at the top of his head. With a loud bang, a pile of rubble fell down, but the top of his head was unharmed as it hadn't been hit.

"?" Bai Mu looked at the weapon in his hand in surprise. Ling Shu is now an enhanced piercing weapon, which should be able to open a hole in this mountain, but now it can't be used to make any damage.

"The place where the Spider Fairy lives is not so easily destroyed. Let's find a chance to escape... First, let's go find me, Chun Sanshi Niang."

As soon as Bai Jingjing finished speaking, a series of footsteps were heard; it was the bull demon summoned by the Bull Demon King.

Bai Mu patted the weapon case, summoning the combat phantoms inside: "Split up and make a commotion elsewhere, the bigger the better."

"Damn, bro, you're really lucky! You have so many foreign gadgets!"

Supreme Treasure stared wide-eyed at the 'exotic' girls, unable to look away. In his entire life as a member of the Axe Gang, he had never seen so many beautiful women at once!
Bai Jingjing angrily pinched Supreme Treasure's waist.

Several of the Awakened looked at Supreme Treasure with dangerous smiles. Under Supreme Treasure's ghostly gaze, their bodies underwent severe deformation, reverting to their Awakened form.

"Damn—that's so heavy-handed!!" Realizing his mistake, Supreme Treasure quickly corrected himself, "Ahem, only a dragon among men like you could subdue these vixens. Amazing!"

Bai Jingjing rolled her eyes and dragged Supreme Treasure away: "Don't waste time!"

Bai Jingjing was very familiar with the terrain of the Spider Cave, and Bai Mu followed closely behind, not giving the woman a chance to shake her off.

Bai Jingjing initially had the idea of ​​getting rid of Bai Mu, but she gave up the idea after realizing that it was impossible.

Instead, she focused on running away. After finding Chun Sanshi Niang, the woman, holding the baby wrapped in a cassock, looked at Bai Jingjing with a complicated expression.

"Junior sister, I hope you really want to live your life with him. Here is the remaining antidote." Chun Sanshi Niang tossed the antidote to Bai Jingjing, staring warily at Bai Mu.

"...Why did you suddenly change your gender?" After catching the antidote, Bai Jingjing immediately drank it down, and the purple color on her hand quickly disappeared, indicating that she was completely cured of the poison.

Then Bai Jingjing thought of something and stared intently at the baby in Chun Sanshi Niang's arms, the cassock... the child.

"He's Tang Sanzang!?"

"Oh no, no, I just wrapped it in a piece of cloth!" the second-in-command hurriedly explained.

Chun Sanshiang snorted coldly: "So what if it is? If you want it, then come and take it if you can!"

"Hehehe, senior sister, fate is cruel. How are you feeling now?" Bai Jingjing laughed brightly, then her expression turned serious, and she immediately pulled Zhizunbao to Chun Sanshi Niang's side.

She said coldly, "I said I don't want Tang Monk's flesh anymore. Now that my husband is here, that's enough!"

Supreme Treasure, standing to the side, immediately broke into a cheerful smile. "Yes, yes, that's it! What's Tang Monk's flesh compared to the person you love?"

But his wife's white curtain of vigilance... isn't that reliable, is it?

Thinking of this, he quickly looked at Bai Mu: "Your surname is Bai, and my wife's surname is also Bai. Maybe we were family five hundred years ago, look at this..."

"Don't be ridiculous. I'll outlive your wife, barring any unforeseen circumstances." Bai Mu had no interest in Tang Sanzang's flesh: "Is there any other exit here?"

“…We can go around to get out.” Chun Sanshi Niang frowned as she listened to the sounds of battle inside the Spider Cave. That damned Bull Demon King.

"Then let's hurry up and leave." Bai Mu didn't want to fight the Bull Demon King anymore. If he couldn't break through the Bull Demon King's defenses, his only advantage, speed, would be useless.

Fighting such an opponent is a waste of time and life itself; if you can't win, there's no reward, and if you lose, you die.

The phantoms summoned by the white curtain have attracted the attention of the bull demons, and none of them have come looking for them yet.

On the way, Supreme Treasure secretly tried to get closer to Bai Mu: "Brother Bai, could you teach me a few moves? My wife is so powerful, I'm afraid that after she passes away, I'll lose my husbandly authority and disgrace us men."

"No need for much teaching. It's not that I don't believe you can't do it, Brother Bai. Just teach me a couple of moves, enough for me to walk at about the same time as my wife. What do you think?"

"Let me see the Moonlight Box and I'll teach you a trick."

Supreme Treasure hesitated for a moment, glanced at Bai Jingjing who seemed to want to say something but hesitated, and forcefully slapped the Moonlight Box into Bai Mu's hand: "Look! Brother Bai, you can look at it as you like, we're like family!"

Bai Mu glanced at the Moonlight Box in his hand, and amidst Supreme Treasure's nervous expression, tossed it back to him.

"Listen carefully, I'll only say it once." Bai Mu revealed a mysterious smile.

Even the second-in-command, who was holding the baby, couldn't help but prick up his ears to listen.

They didn't care that the 'women' were monsters, but monsters and humans are different, and their paths are different, so it's hard for them to grow old together.

"Go and be a good uncle to Tang Sanzang. Raise him up, then treat him to the best food every day, the spicier the better. After he gets hemorrhoids from all that eating, find a skilled doctor to cut them out—"

As Bai Mu spoke, he clenched his fist very firmly in front of Supreme Treasure. Supreme Treasure's eyes widened, staring at Bai Mu in disbelief: "This works?! Isn't it too little?"

He felt that Bai Mu's words made sense; it was just a normal procedure to get hemorrhoid surgery, something that almost every man goes through.

With a single cut, the world opens up a new world. As for the flesh that has been cut off, the person involved probably wouldn't want to keep a lump of flesh that torments them.

In that case, it is only natural for an uncle to help his nephew get rid of the hatred in his heart; how to get rid of it is not important.

Bai Mu said leisurely, "And there's thin-skinned ones too."

"Hahaha! That makes sense, that makes sense!" Supreme Treasure patted Bai Mu's shoulder hard, feeling that Bai Mu, this 'family member,' was too kind.

Compared to any arduous cultivation method, he felt that Bai Mu's method was more stable and effective.

As the leader of the Axe Gang, he had practiced martial arts and knew how arduous it was to train.

Now that's great! By helping my future 'nephew' deal with some minor troubles in life, I can eliminate any worries about the future. How wonderful!

"Wife, why do you look so cold?" The cheerful Supreme Treasure noticed Bai Jingjing's indifferent expression and immediately moved closer to her.

Bai Jingjing sighed: "If you dare to do that, you're not allowed to kiss me for at least a month!"

"Wife..." The second-in-command looked at Chun Sanshi Niang with some hesitation, and Chun Sanshi Niang smiled sweetly at him.

The second-in-command's tense expression immediately relaxed, and Chun Sanshi Niang suddenly changed her expression: "Even if you don't do that, you are not allowed to kiss me!"

"..."

"The Bull Demon King doesn't seem to be here." As they approached the exit of the Spider Cave, Bai Jingjing said uncertainly. She asked Bai Mu, "Did you find anything?"

"My summoned phantoms are almost gone." Bai Mu also felt strange. His summoned phantoms shouldn't be that weak, right?
They were enhanced by themselves, they're just a bunch of bull demons...

"Is that the Bull Demon King making his move? Then let's hurry up and get out of here to use the Moonlight Box."

Bai Jingjing said in a low voice.

First, use the Moonlight Box to go back in time, avoid the time when you encounter the Bull Demon King, and leave in advance.

Since Chun San Niang has already given birth to the child, she no longer needs to stay in the Spider Cave. Let's find a secluded place and let the Bull Demon King search for her for the rest of his life!

Even if the Bull Demon King could find them, with the Moonlight Box in hand, they could avoid him a hundred or a thousand times.

Just as they left the Spider Cave, the Bull Demon King suddenly descended from the sky: "Hahahaha, Old Bull has been waiting for you here for a long time!"

"Damn Bull Demon King, he's lying in wait! Retreat!" Chun Sanshi Niang stood in front of the second-in-command and immediately retreated into the Spider Cave.

The Bull Demon King strode in, brandishing his trident: "Today, everyone except Tang Sanzang must die!!"

"Wait!" Supreme Treasure quickly stepped forward, and under the Bull Demon King's questioning gaze, he began to convincingly explain, "Big Brother..."

"Who the hell is your older brother?!"

"Ah, Second... Bull Demon King, think about it carefully, how much flesh could Tang Sanzang possibly have now that he's so small?"

Why don't you release us first, and then come back to us in ten or eight years when we've raised him to be a big fat man?"

"Hahaha, you don't need to worry about that. After I kill you all, I'll find a few cows with lots of milk and make sure he's fat and healthy!"

Supreme Treasure smiled with relief and silently took a half step back: "I'm relieved to hear you say that. My wife, run!"

He suddenly turned around and saw a group of bull demons blocking his way back, as well as Bai Jingjing's disdainful look.

Supreme Treasure was at a loss. There was a fierce bull in front of him, a bunch of bulls behind him, and minotaur everywhere. How could he escape?

He glanced at Bai Mu and found him quite calm. He couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Brother Bai, do you have any other good ideas?"

"That's all, let's fight it out!" The air around Bai Mu distorted, and a large amount of life force was ignited by the Thousand Mountain Qi, transforming into even more violent Qi.

"Is he really going to risk his life?" Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshi Niang looked at Bai Mu in surprise. They were very close to Bai Mu and could sense that he was currently using the method of burning his life force to increase his power.

That aura didn't seem like magical power, but it was much stronger than internal energy.

The two demons calmed themselves down; they knew they had no chance of winning unless they fought desperately.

"Master! I'm here to save you—" A shout came from afar, and Chun Sanshi Niang and Bai Jingjing noticed that Bai Mu's expression had changed.

It was a feeling of wanting to yell but holding back, wanting to lash out but unable to.

Supreme Treasure couldn't help but cover his face and look at Lei Tianba, who was leading a group of gangsters in the distance, with a somewhat frantic expression.

"Tianba, I know you're loyal, but why didn't you just set up your own business? Why did you have to come here?!"

(End of this chapter)