All the evil beasts in the world, I feed on demons and monsters

Chapter 55: The Trap

Wow!

The monk outside stared at the two of them for a while, then tossed in a basket of items. Liu Yu'an picked it up and said with a smile, "Look, the great monk is so thoughtful. He even added precious spices to our bath!"

Qingzhu was about to cry and said, "Sir, these spices are star anise, tangerine peel, cloves, and cardamom. They are used to stew meat... Gululu——"

Before Qingzhu could finish speaking, Liu Yu'an pushed him into the water.

After a while, they let him out.

The poor little guy held Liu Yu'an's arm, spitting out water, his little face pale.

Immediately afterwards, another basket of green things was poured in!
Houttuynia cordata!
A strong fishy smell made Qingzhu's face turn pale, and Liu Yu'an couldn't hold his breath anymore.

At this moment, the big jar was lifted up and placed on something.

Then came the sound of chopping wood and the gradually warming sound of the pot bottom.

Qingzhu cried loudly!

"woo woo woo woo!!!"

"Master, they're going to cook us... Gululu——"

Liu Yu'an pressed the child down and said cheerfully, "Our Buddha is considerate. You can't take a cold bath tonight. You have to take a hot bath to feel comfortable."

At the mouth of the jar, under the hat of the Sakya Dharma King, half of his pale face flickered for a moment in the firelight of the stove, staring at Liu Yu'an.

Liu Yu'an did not hide it and even made a bow.

boom!
As the monk left, a large triangular lid was immediately put on!

"Wow-wow-"

Qingzhu spat out all the water in his mouth, retched twice, with Houttuynia cordata still on the corner of his mouth, but his face was full of wail!
"Sir, they treat us like vegetarians!"

"I'm not stupid. If you keep yelling, I'll run away and leave you here!"

"what?"

Qingzhu wiped his mouth, pulled off the houttuynia, and said, "Master, do you know?"

"Why, do you think your son is a fool?"

Liu Yu'an patted his head and said, "Are you afraid that weirdo won't know you've discovered it?"

Liu Yu'an searched for something on his body as he said, "You don't know, but when I was drinking with the leader of the Beggars' Sect in North City, he told me about this. He once drank two ounces of horse urine and thought of going to Sanlipu outside the city to find a prostitute to take care of those poor women."

"But halfway along, I ran into a beautiful woman, weeping on the side of the road in mourning! The woman's white dress naturally made her white rosy, and her rosy red fragrant."

"The old beggar went up immediately and found out that the woman had just lost her husband and had been left behind after the funeral. The old beggar had some conscience and did not force himself on her. Instead, he planned to send the woman back to the village and then go to Sanlipu."

"After all, if you can solve it with money, it's not worth going to jail, right?"

"Take it and guess what?"

Qingzhu widened his eyes and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wow!

Liu Yu'an slapped his thigh and said, "After walking two steps, the old beggar discovered that this woman had a big tail in her shadow!"

"He sobered up immediately, but didn't dare say anything. The woman on the road went from crying at first to whispering softly, then half-heartedly accepting her, and finally acting unrestrained. The old beggar just pretended to be drunk and kept leading the way."

"The monster was obviously furious, and revealed a raccoon face!"

"The fishy smell of its breath blew on the old beggar's face, but he just asked sinisterly, 'Do you think I'm beautiful?'"

"How can that be beautiful? A human head with a pair of cat eyes, a flat nose, and a few fishy whiskers hanging from its protruding ears."

"But I didn't expect that the old beggar was a ruthless person. He kissed her right away and said, 'Very beautiful!' Then he immediately waved his hands, pretending to be ashamed, and even said that it was rude."

"After that, the old beggar and the girl just kept on going. It wasn't until a rooster crowed that they realized the girl had disappeared. They were circling a grave. There was a raccoon hole next to it, and the whole area was covered with their own footprints!"

Liu Yu'an pulled out a few soft and playful copper wires from his clothes and said, "If you pretend you don't realize she's a demon, she won't be able to attack you in this strange situation."

"If you're shaking with fear and screaming..."

"What will happen?" Qingzhu was obviously fascinated by what he heard.

"Just eat you!"

Qingzhu shuddered with fear. Thinking of her own situation, her nose wrinkled and she was about to cry again.

"Quiet!"

"Wait for the Master to take you out!"

Liu Yu'an actually pulled out a bunch of thin threads from his clothes and pieced them together to form a flying claw. These items were all gifts from his friends in the underworld.

At this moment, he listened quietly, but did not hear any movement in the room.

"Come here, you go out first."

Liu Yu'an immediately called Qingzhu and dragged him up. The little guy pushed open the lid and took a look, then nodded and said cautiously, "No one."

"Go down first!"

"Oh."

Qingzhu rolled over and fell outside with a bang.

Liu Yu'an jumped up immediately, touched the edge of the jar, and jumped out!
boom!
When I landed on the ground, I found that I was standing on a big stove, but the fire under the stove was not very strong. Looking at the crackling firewood, it was almost burned out.

Hey, this little firewood is not enough to boil water. I guess the monks here don’t know how to cook.

Liu Yu'an looked around. This room had no windows, only a door.

I really had to go to the yard first, then find a place and use the flying claws to escape over the wall!

He called the little boy and immediately walked towards the door.

But suddenly I heard a loud voice——

"Is this all you have?"

"Oh, I'm almost drained."

Bang bang bang!
There was a burst of hurried footsteps heading straight to the kitchen!

Liu Yu'an's face changed, but he immediately asked the child to hide behind the door.

"Coming to your place, there's really no meat or fish!"

"Your mountain temple is in the middle of nowhere. It's hard to even capture someone and eat them!"

"Your steamed buns have incense in them. If you eat them a few times, I can even lend you some of your spiritual power!"

boom!
A pair of large hands covered with green scales suddenly pushed open the door, and a nauseating fishy smell came from the large jar on the stove.

"It's really disgusting!"

The huge figure dragged a long tail, but did not even look at the big jar. It walked directly to the table, grabbed six or seven black steamed buns with one hand, and ate while walking.

However, just as it reached the front door, its nose moved, and then its pupils shrank. It stared at the tall monk standing in the yard, and suddenly burst into laughter!
"You're such a drunkard! I almost got scared by you!"

"This smell of a living person is almost wiped out by that fishy smell!"

boom!
Liu Yu'an's throat rolled, but he saw behind the door, under the dim moonlight, a slender, protruding strange face cast a shadow.

After a while, a huge, convex head slowly emerged from behind the door panel.

The head grinned in the moonlight, revealing a mouthful of sharp fangs! It laughed at him!

It grabbed Liu Yu'an and laughed loudly, saying, "Good fortune, good fortune! My stomach will finally feel better today!"

As he spoke, the monster strode out.

Liu Yu'an looked at the green bamboo in the crack of the door on the other side, but shook his head, signaling him to be quiet.

Boom! ! !
Suddenly, the monk, the demon, and the person in the yard all looked towards the temple gate.

The demon and the monk both changed their expressions!
All I saw was a cloud of dust flying in the night fog!
The talismans posted on the inner wall were directly shaken away!

An extremely gorgeous carriage came from nowhere and actually crashed into a section of the courtyard wall!
(End of this chapter)