All the evil beasts in the world, I feed on demons and monsters

Chapter 31 Ye Xiangfu

Ever since the establishment of the Nanxun Palace in the Southern Han Dynasty, all the nobles in the country have been fond of fragrance. This not only caused the price of spices in the Southern Han Dynasty to be higher than gold, but also made the profession of night fragrance husband one of the few safe jobs.

If someone killed Yexiangfu at night, the Yexiang in front of the noble family's door would still be there the next day.

Just wait to die.

So Liu Sangui entered the city with a swagger, not worrying about anything. Before the sun set, he immediately chose a restaurant and walked in.

"Hey, Master Liu, please come in."

When the boy saw that it was Liu Sangui, his eyes lit up immediately. He came forward and said, "After receiving your letter yesterday, our men rushed out at first light. The lamb is still alive and very fresh. How about giving you a plate to try?"

"No, no, bring me a pot of wine!"

"to make!"

The waiter didn't waste any time. He greeted them and brought a plate of peanuts and a pot of wine, then was sent away by Liu Sangui with a wave of his hand.

Watching the sunset and drinking muddy wine, Liu Sangui happily watched the pedestrians coming and going. The wages of the night incense man were paid by the government, but Liu Sangui was able to work in this job for a whole year because he was sensible.

He never asked for his wages once.

His uncle was the previous night dung collector, and he followed him to carry dung to see the world. But when his uncle went to ask for his wages, no one came out. Instead, an officer came out, looked him over, and said, "Carrying night dung, are you ready for this job?"

Liu Sangui felt that he had used up all his life's cleverness that day, which resulted in him still not finding a wife to this day.

He immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly: "Yes, yes!"

That day, he carried the dung bucket home without asking a single question about his uncle.

However, some villagers said that among the heads of bandits hanging outside the yamen, one looked very much like my uncle.

Where did Liu Sangui get his money?

In this world, anyone who goes out after dark is either a noble or a ghost. Only a filthy servant like me, reeking of excrement, will be ignored.

Then, he would have the opportunity to find out what was happening at night among the wealthy families in the city. He could only eat some night grass.

Just like before, in the evening, two children were fighting with sticks on the road, blocking the frame of the county magistrate's carriage. The county magistrate stretched out his hand from the window and waved lazily, saying: "Possessing weapons privately, kill."

I knelt down beside him, and when I looked up, there were only two children's bodies left on the ground.

Or yesterday, a knight rode down the street, finding no one. He circled around and broke into the house of a wealthy family, dragging out a fair-skinned maid and a pregnant young woman from the family. He slashed their throats in the street, collected two jars of their blood, and rode to the government office, leaving the bodies outside.

That family closed the door tightly, how could they dare to come out to collect the body?
These corpses became meat sheep. If they were easy to get, they would carry them to the tavern. If they were difficult to get, they would let the tavern know, and they would send someone to get them, and they would give them a portion.

Of course, Liu Sangui was not a bad person at heart. If the person he found could still be saved, he would take him out of the city on a manure cart, bandage his wounds with a piece of cloth, and then throw him into the wild.

Life or death depends entirely on fate. You can't expect a dung picker like him to save the world and bring peace to the people, right?

At this moment, after finishing the wine, the waiter came out from the back hall with a small bag and gently placed it on Liu Sangui's table.

He reached out and picked it up, weighing it lightly. It jingled, and then he put it back in his pocket with satisfaction.

"Good go!"

……

Carrying the load, four empty buckets were shaking.

Liu Sangui immediately began to collect night incense from house to house. He parked a manure cart in a side alley at the north gate tower.

I'd just finished collecting half, dumped it into the cart, and then went to collect the other half. At dawn, I'd head straight from the north gate to the countryside to sell the manure. Then, I'd call it a day and head home to wait for the next day's work. Although the county town was large, there weren't many nightshades. Only the wealthy would have nightshade farmers pick them. For the ordinary, smaller households, the nightshades they'd dried themselves for firewood or fertilizer wouldn't even be enough.

When Liu Sangui arrived at the north gate, it was already late at night.

The city was rather quiet that night, and some of the rich and powerful families had even lost their night fragrance. This was naturally not because the masters were greedy for the few cents of manure money, but because the people had run away.

These days, I heard that a saint from the Maitreya religion came here and liked to drink women's hot blood. There was also a Han army captain who liked to eat handsome young men. At night, knights broke into houses and arrested people almost every day, which scared some wealthy people of average status.

Howling!
At that moment, the north gate was unexpectedly opened, and a group of four horsemen came galloping in. The men on the horses were all wearing Han army armor, and blood was gurgling from the net bags at their sides, and they were filled with human heads.

Bang!

Liu Sangui was so scared that he immediately knelt on the ground!
I actually encountered officers and soldiers returning to the camp! These people are all cannibals, and they have to take out human bones and crack them and lick them!
It was also because I happened to see it myself, which is the most likely to cause death!
In their eyes, it doesn’t matter what you do, and soldiers like you don’t care either.

To a passerby on the street, they would just look at it as a piece of military merit.

Da da da!
as predicted!

When Liu Sangui knelt on the ground with his whole body prostrated, the horses were circling around him.

Liu Sangui was trembling constantly, thinking in his heart that he was doomed!
"Yukafu?"

"Should I be able to enter the county government office?"

"Yes, the night incense for wealthy families is placed outside the door, but for the county government, you have to go to the gatehouses and pick it up yourself."

While the four knights were discussing, Liu Sangui was trembling all over, feeling that his end was near.

The four men who came had faces full of flesh, but eyes like copper bells and expressions of righteousness.

His face was stern, his features were sharp, and he looked very heroic, like a steel sword drawn from its sheath!

There was another one who looked like a teenager, a little immature, with a fair face and no beard, and clear eyes.

It was Ji Ran and the other three!
The four men had originally thought that entering the city would be a major undertaking. After all, the city guards in this county were so daring that they would even blackmail ordinary nobles. The four of them entering the city at night would definitely not stand up to scrutiny.

Who would have thought that Chen Qingyan was so smart. After knowing that Ji Ran was collecting Han army armor, he immediately slapped his head and decided to disguise himself as a Han army soldier!

Among the evil people of Southern Han, from bottom to top, the most vicious must be the army!
Especially when Chen Chu's figure is wearing the Han army's fire chief's armor, it is really more real than the real fire chief!
The four men simply galloped forward, shook the Han army's heads in their pockets, and shouted, "Open the door!"

The city guards who were usually as difficult to deal with as little devils immediately lowered their heads like quails and quickly opened the city gate, fearing that they would be beaten if they were slow.

In this way, the four of them entered the city smoothly.

At this moment, Chen Qingyan turned his horse around twice, but nodded and said, "I'm lucky. There is a hanging flower of the government on this bucket. It means I am an official night husband."

The soldiers entered the city to go to the military camp not far north of the government office. The captain and the demon Taoist were both at the government office. The entry of four soldiers aroused suspicion.

Chen Qingyan immediately jumped off his horse and said with a smile: "Old man, I will give you a chance."

When Liu Sangui heard this, he felt cold all over and was terrified to death!
He burst into tears, and a stream of hot liquid slid down his trouser legs.

"Please spare my life, General, please spare my life! I have an eighty-year-old mother and a one-year-old child..."

puff!
A piece of yellow paper hit Liu Sangui's forehead, causing his shadow to distort in the moonlight. In a moment, it turned into a cylindrical black shadow.

　Note: Most of the official actions and cannibalism in Volume 3 are adapted from real events during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period. Reality is even more outrageous than fiction.

　　
　
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