I am a literary giant in Europe

Chapter 667 Oralala…

"Leon, Leon!"

Bar rushed into the bedroom and yanked the half-asleep Leonardo DiCaprio awake.

"What are you doing!"

Little Li, who had only gone to sleep at three in the morning, forced his eyes open as if he were going to die. Looking at Bar's excited face, he couldn't help but yawn.

He glanced at his watch; it was only seven o'clock.

"If you want breakfast, go ahead and have it yourself. Let me sleep a little longer."

Oh, and could you also get me a mango juice? I heard their restaurant's mango juice is amazing.

"Leon, do you know what I just saw?"

"what?"

"Charlize just came out of Amos's room."

"what!"

Little Li, who had been lying on the bed, sat up abruptly after hearing what Bar said.

It felt like he had a spring installed on his back.

"Really? I knew that guy was still there when I came back at midnight. Turns out he had a date with a beautiful woman."

Wearing only a pair of baggy shorts, he jumped off the bed and ran outside.

"What are you going to do?"

"Wake Amos up to pee."

puff!

Bar couldn't help but laugh.

He's such a child who never grows up, but I'm so excited! What should I do?
Bar said, "Leon, don't do this. It's not good. Amos will be angry. Can't you be a little more composed?"

But his feet followed Leonardo DiCaprio as he walked out.

A pair of hands were gripping Leonardo DiCaprio's arms, seemingly trying to stop him, but Leonardo felt that she was pushing him forward.

Who's really the immature one here?

bang bang bang...

bang bang...

Little Li knocked on the door, and after a long while, the door opened.

Liu Jin was wearing a pair of dry, shorts, and his early morning reaction was very obvious, with his crotch sticking out high.

He was shirtless, revealing his powerful pectoral muscles, as well as muscles that, while not exaggerated, were exceptionally well-shaped.

Eight-pack abs, clearly defined.

Barr hid behind Leonardo DiCaprio, glanced subconsciously at DiCaprio's round belly, and then his gaze fell on Liu Jin's abs and pectoral muscles.

Beautiful, love watching it!
Wow, this guy isn't wearing underwear.

Otherwise it wouldn't be so obvious...

Liu Jin, oblivious to Bar, said with an unhappy expression, "It's only seven o'clock, are you crazy?"

Little Li ignored him, shoved him aside, and walked into the room.

"Bar? What are you doing here?"

That's when Liu Jin saw Bal.

My head, which was still feeling dizzy, suddenly felt my IQ soar again.

He immediately realized what Leonardo DiCaprio was up to, and without saying a word, he grabbed DiCaprio from behind and dragged him out.

"Let go, Amos, let go of me!"

Little Li struggled desperately.

But Liu Jin was indeed stronger than him, and he dragged him out of the room.

Barr couldn't stay inside any longer, so he came out as well.

Liu Jin then released Xiao Lizi, darted into the house, and slammed the door shut.

"You bastard, how could you do this to me?"

Little Li roared in the corridor.

The doors to the rooms next door also opened.

Keanu came out of the house, yawning, and said, "Leon, what's all the noise about so early in the morning?"

"Hey Keanu, let me tell you, Amos and Charlize..."

Before he could finish speaking, the door to the guest room next to Keanu opened.

Charlize emerged in her bathrobe, puzzled. "What's wrong with me? I think I just heard Leon mention me?"

Little Li immediately shut his mouth.

He waved his hand and smiled, "Bar just said he wanted to have breakfast with you."

"No, I went to bed late last night and I'm still sleepy. You go by yourself."

"Uh, never mind then."

Without saying a word, Little Li dragged Bal into the guest room and then closed the door.

Richards, are you alright?

"I'm fine... I'll sleep a little longer."

After Richards finished speaking, before Keanu could react, he slipped into the room and slammed the door shut.

In the hallway, only Keanu remained. He looked left and right, then suddenly seemed to understand something, shook his head with a smile, and turned to go back inside!

In Leonardo DiCaprio's room, Bar asked excitedly, "Leon, what did you see?"

"Hehehe, I saw the dress Richards wore last night. It was all wet and torn..."

The two of them covered their mouths contentedly, then chuckled and laughed nonstop as they ate.

……

Shakira came to visit in the morning. With such a large group of people coming to support her, she had to make an appearance.

Afterwards, she treated everyone to lunch and then left in a hurry!
The concert at Constitution Square tonight is said to draw 21 people, making it an unprecedented spectacle.

For the first time ever, all the Mexican media outlets refrained from reporting on DP, gangs, or politics, and instead focused all their attention on the concert.

"Ten thousand people!"

In the afternoon, Xiao Li and his friends sat in the hotel's private garden, drinking tea and chatting.

"Shakira is so popular. I feel like only Michael Jackson and Madonna's concerts can be more popular than hers."

"Shakira is far from being as good as Michael."

The 1992 Galles concert drew 600,000 people, and 5,000 of them fainted at the event.

"Yes, no one is better than Michael."

The Michael they were referring to was, of course, Michael Jackson.

He was more than just a superstar; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to consider him a cultural icon of America.

Unfortunately, it was ultimately destroyed by capital.

Liu Jin sat next to him, legs crossed, drawing on the easel. Unconsciously, he drew a portrait of Yan Gong based on Michael.

In his past life, he didn't actually like to attribute all evil to capital.

It seems that capital has become an excuse.

If an individual makes a mistake, it is the fault of capital.

Shouldn't the person who made the mistake also be held accountable?

But then again, capitalism... it really can be a vile thing. To say that the blood flowing in their veins is evil is to put it mildly. In fact, their entire being is evil. Powerful governments can control capital... but if power is controlled by capital, that's a disaster.

"You drew this, is this Michael?"

Jennifer Aniston sat next to her.

For some reason, Charlize sat a little further away from Liu Jin today, next to Keanu.

Little Li knew perfectly well: They're not far apart at all!
Who knows, it might still be negative distance at dawn.

However, he knew, but he wouldn't say it.

"No, this is Lord Yan, the guardian deity of Mazu, the goddess who protects the people in Chinese mythology... Fuck, I was drawing it perfectly fine, it's all Leonardo's fault. If he hadn't mentioned Michael, my train of thought wouldn't have gone astray."

"You idiot, it's your own fault for not paying attention, and you're blaming me?"

"Who told you to mention Michael?"

"I also mentioned Madonna, why didn't you draw her?"

Leonardo DiCaprio certainly didn't want to take the blame, and immediately launched a counterattack.

"Stop arguing! Stop arguing!"

Mark and Matt quickly stepped forward to stop them.

Keanu ignored them and instead asked in a low voice, "Charlize, you look good today."

"is it?"

Charlize laughed and said, "Maybe he slept well."

"Yes, 'sleep' is indeed very important."

Charlize always felt that Keanu seemed to emphasize the word 'sleep'.

No way, what did he figure out?
Subconsciously, I looked in the direction Liu Jin was doing.

But then they saw Liu Jin chatting and laughing with Jennifer.

This guy is really...

Yes, we are all adults.

But you pull up your pants and go find other women, while I'm still sitting here!

You were practically begging to kill me in the early hours of the morning, but then you turned around and were laughing and joking with another woman.
It's absolutely abominable!

"Hey, this looks a bit like Charlize Theron!"

Jennifer was flipping through the drawing paper when she suddenly exclaimed in surprise.

"Who is this?"

"Serion!"

"It really is Charlize."

"No, no, no, this is a Chinese surname, Sai."

Liu Jin quickly explained, "The earliest known surname in China, Sai, dates back a thousand years. It is said to have originated from the royal family of Bukhara in Central Asia. At that time, China was in the Song Dynasty, around 1080. Historical records state that the King of Bukhara led 5,000 of his people to submit to China and adopted the surname Sai. Another origin is from the Ming Dynasty, which is about four or five hundred years ago..."

Yes, this Cyron is a member of the Cy family.

The Sai family is a family of seafarers; they accompanied Zheng He on seven voyages to the Western Seas, and it is said that they even reached as far as North America.

Who was Zheng He?

Jennifer was completely bewildered.

A look of disdain appeared on Liu Jin's face.

"Tch, Zheng He didn't even know... When Zheng He was sailing the oceans, Columbus and Magellan probably weren't even born yet."

Jennifer, you need to read more books and learn more about Chinese history.

Look at our China, any surname you randomly pick has a history of one or two thousand years.

Unlike America, who painstakingly flipped through a bunch of books, only to find that it hadn't even been three hundred years...

Liu Jin rambled on and on, leaving Aniston completely bewildered!

Keanu Reeves and Charlize, however, heard it clearly. After exchanging a glance, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Aniston glanced at Liu Jin and gave him a nice eye roll!

……

(End of this chapter)