I am a literary giant in Europe

Chapter 601 How about you breathe fire? (Seeking monthly votes!!!)
Originally, Liu Jin planned to write "The Big Short" at the end of the year.

But after completing Amos Fantastic Journey 2, he changed his mind and decided to write the book ahead of schedule.

reason?

There's no reason; I just wanted to write.

He turned on his computer and prepared to write an outline.

But before he could even put pen to paper, a phone call came in, ruining his plans.

It was Shakira on the phone.

"Amos, you've arrived in Munich?"

"I don't!"

"Don't lie to me. It's all in the newspapers. You got into a fight as soon as you arrived in Munich last night!"
And it was 1 vs 6, you motherfucker, how did they actually win...

"Ms. Shakira, please watch your words."

They were injured, not defeated. Two of them are still in the hospital!

Perhaps in China, fighting is a very shameful thing.

However, in Europe and America, this is something men are most proud of.

To appease them?

Tolerance?

That guy is a coward!
Especially if you don't dare to fight back when provoked by a dwarf, no one will respect you.

But most Chinese people still adhere to that bullshit "mutual fighting" mentality after going abroad, and people will definitely look down on you even more.

In his past life, Liu Jin had a friend who was a second-generation American.

I live in Brooklyn.

He once said: If someone bullies you abroad, then fight back.

The more you endure, the more you'll be bullied. After all, America's gang doesn't care about principles like benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness.

Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness are for one's own people, not for outsiders.

When dealing with outsiders, the old master also taught: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and justice for injustice.

Unfortunately, all we remember is "repay evil with kindness," and we don't know which clever person changed the words of our ancestors.

"Greenwald Street, City Stadium, Speed."

"What for? I need to write."

"Didn't we say before that we needed to rehearse?"
But something just doesn't feel right, and Kanye feels the same way... Luckily, you're the official songwriter here, come and take a look at it for us."

"I don't want to, I'm too busy!"

"Amos, you're staying at the Hotel Bavariahof, aren't you?"

"how?"

“I remember Heidi lives there too, or I’ll give Ali a call.”

"Okay, I'll be right there!"

"You scumbag."

Liu Jincai didn't care about this title.

Having spent six years in Europe, he had become accustomed to various forms of address.

So what if someone is a jerk?
We're scumbags, that's clear as day!
……

I had originally planned to have some tea and dinner at the hotel, take a nap, and then go to the Allianz Arena in the afternoon to watch the opening ceremony.

But now, I'm afraid that won't work.

Liu Jin changed into the casual clothes Heidi had prepared for him, put on sunglasses, and walked out of the room.

He drove out of the hotel and, with the help of navigation, quickly found the city stadium on some street.

This is also a football field!
It's the home stadium of Munich 1860, and it's much smaller than the Allianz Arena.

Speaking of 1860, many people will surely think of Shao Jiayi, the Chinese player who played for this team.

However, he has already transferred to Kobst this year.

Heidi had never heard of Shao Jiayi, after all, 1860 was just a German second division team.

She spends most of her time in America, and even her hometown team doesn't receive much attention from her.

Liu Jin got out of the car and put on the pass that Heidi had given him.

It's just a work badge with the job title listed as "inspector," but I don't know what that job entails.

Anyway, he entered the stadium without any hindrance.

After verifying his pass, the security guard looked suspicious but didn't ask any further questions.

It is estimated that he will record this in his subsequent report and then report it to the organizing committee.

In the middle of the stadium is a stage.

Liu Jin walked out of the passageway and sat in the front seat of the audience, observing Shakira rehearsing on stage.

On the stage, there was also a chubby little black boy!
Hmm, it's not a heart.

It is Kanye.

The two rehearsed their performance again and again, but they always felt like something was missing.

First of all, Shakira is wearing a bit too many clothes!
In my memory, this woman was known for her bold and unrestrained stage performances, and I felt a little uncomfortable wearing so many clothes.

So German!

Yes, that's the feeling.

Strict and methodical...

Lack of passion.

Liu Jin watched it twice, then suddenly put his finger in his mouth and whistled loudly towards the stage.

He then jumped from the audience into the arena and ran towards the stage.

A staff member stepped forward to stop them, but Shakira stopped him!

"Amos, how did you get in?"

She squatted on the stage, smiling as she asked. Liu Jin picked up his pass from his chest and laughed, "I'm an inspector."

"What kind of staff?"

Xia Qi stretched out her hand, and Liu Jin grabbed her small hand. With one hand on the stage floor, he exerted force and jumped up.

At that moment, Kanye also came over.

"Mud howl!"

"Haha, you should just speak English. Your Chinese has regressed to the level of a native speaker."

"I'm a foreigner, after all."

Kanye at this time of year appeared to be relatively normal.

His words were also polite, making it impossible to believe he was the same arrogant person who, after a few perfunctory songs at a concert, abandoned his fans in a torrential downpour. Keep in mind, Kanye has been incredibly popular these past two years.

But his mother is still alive!

This is also a characteristic of Black people.

Having a reliable mother provides some security.

The attitude of Black people towards their mothers is no joke, after all, they have never even seen what their fathers look like.

But it seems that once Mom died, they all became like mad dogs that had been let loose.

Of course, there are good ones too.

There really aren't that many!
Kanye was a little nervous when he first met Liu Jin.

After all, Liu Jin wasn't one of his 'brothers,' nor was he one of the rappers he met in New York.

This is a true cultured person!
Even his mother warned him to be respectful.

After exchanging a chaotic fist bump with Kanye, Liu Jin turned to Shakira and asked, "Where's the next World Cup?"

"South Africa!"

What image does the African continent hold in the world's mind?

"what?"

"You were invited by FIFA to sing at the closing ceremony, which means your performance will definitely have a connection to the next World Cup. For example, why was the National Master the chief director of the closing ceremony of the 04 Athens Olympics?"
Because the 08 Olympics were to be held in China.

Upon hearing this, Shakira showed a thoughtful expression.

Kanye, on the other hand, stood obediently to the side like a well-behaved student, listening to Liu Jin and Shakira's conversation.

“Isabel, I think Amos is right.”

"Then let's change it!"

Shakira gritted her teeth; there was still time.

"Amos, do you have any good suggestions?"

"Wild, unrestrained, mysterious... just like your previous performances."

Hmm, it seems like Shakira sang at the opening ceremony of the next World Cup. What was the name of the song she sang again?

Oh right, wakaawaka!

To be honest, Liu Jin's deepest impression of that World Cup was the infighting within the French team and the stab kick to the heart by Dutch midfielder Nigel de Jong.

Besides that, there's the instrument called VUVUZELA, and Shakira's song "Wakawaka".

I wonder if this song has already been released?
"Amos?"

"Ah, what's the matter?"

Liu Jin came back to his senses.

Shakira looked at Liu Jin with a helpless expression and said, "Your habit of being easily distracted hasn't changed at all."

What else came to mind?

"Haha, I didn't expect anything, I didn't expect anything..."

Liu Jin waved his hand awkwardly, then changed the subject and asked, "What did you just say?"

"I'm asking you, do you have any suggestions?"

"suggestion?"

"Yes, how can we highlight the African style?"

“You’re asking me? I’m not African, I’ve never even been to Africa… Ask Kanye.”

Kanye's face darkened, and he said, "I've never been there either. I'm African American, but I was born in America."

"All right!"

Shakira ruffled her long, messy blonde hair.

"There's still time, let's think about it some more."

"Why don't you breathe fire?"

"what?"

"like this!"

As Liu Jin spoke, he made a fire-breathing motion.

Yes, it's the fire-breathing pose from the concept art for "Hips Don't Lie".

Kanye couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Shakira's eyes lit up as she looked at Liu Jin's pose and subconsciously struck the same pose...

"Is that right?"

"Take your head back a little, straighten your chest... and lift your buttocks!"

Hmm, this is getting interesting!

Shakira seemed to be deep in thought. After a moment, she stopped her posture and glared fiercely at Liu Jin.

"Alright, that's enough for now. Kanye and I are going to change our clothes. It's about time to head to Allianz Arena for the opening ceremony!"

……

(End of this chapter)