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Chapter 334 American Version: I Have a Story, Do You Have Wine?

Chapter 334 American Version: I Have a Story, Do You Have Wine?
“Deron, I told you, if you disturb my guests, I'll send you out to live like a stray dog…”

Ryder came out of the kitchen carrying three pizzas.

Upon seeing this, he immediately shouted at them.

"No, no, Ryder, I didn't disturb you, I just..."

"Hey Bro, listen, we're tired right now and don't want to hear any stories."

However, I can give you a drink, and then you can leave quietly and not bother us again, okay?

Matt Damon seemed used to it, chasing away homeless people.

Liu Jin sat to the side, quietly watching the guy.

In fact, there are many such people; Frank, the shameless scoundrel, is one of them.

That's a pretty good source of material.

This kind of person is beyond saving!

There are many in Europe too...

Actually, Liu Jin had encountered this in his previous life as well.

That was in San Diego, with a man named Lance.

Liu Jin took pity on him and gave him a cigarette, but the guy clung to him like glue. In the end, Liu Jin had to use his fist to make him leave.

But this Delong...

Look at his stubble beard, haggard face, and cloudy eyes.

Liu Jin suddenly spoke up: "Man, sit here, I want to hear your story."

"If your story moves me, Ryder, give him a bottle of Chivas Regal, on my tab."

"I will obey your orders."

Ryder and Deron clearly have a good relationship.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have tolerated Deron sitting in his tavern.

The scolding just now was more out of an attempt to protect him... After all, there are many bad people in this world, and if Delong were really beaten up, he wouldn't dare to fight back.

Deron grinned, revealing a set of blackened teeth.

Speaking of which, Liu Jin has always found one thing puzzling.

Old Hei smokes and does drugs, so how does he maintain such a set of snow-white teeth?

He only smokes and is very careful about hygiene, but his teeth are still a bit yellow. Hmm, I'll have to see the dentist and get them cleaned.

Seeing that Liu Jin was speaking, Matt and the other two did not stop him.

Writers, after all, are interested in anything interesting.

Liu Jin handed Delong a pizza, then had Ryder give him a drink.

Deron must have been starving for a long time. Ryder could provide him with shelter, but he couldn't afford to feed him three meals a day.

After all, everyone is having a tough time.

“My name is Delon, Max Delon, from Charleston, West Virginia…”

He took a sip of wine, ate half a pizza, and with a satisfied expression, he began to tell his story.

Actually, it's a very boring story.

This guy is actually a villain who does all sorts of bad things in Charleston.

It's been like this since I was a child.

He and a few friends formed a gang and ran rampant in Charleston.

He's been to jail, stolen money, and killed people...

According to Liu Jin's moral values, this kind of person should be put in the electric chair.

But Leonardo DiCaprio and his two companions seemed unfazed.

“America, there are many people like that.”

Tobey Maguire whispered in Liu Jin's ear, "And many people who commit crimes will flee their hometowns and become homeless."

Don't be fooled by his pitiful appearance now; he might turn into a murderous monster in the blink of an eye.

Like in Hollywood movies?

"Ha, just like in a Hollywood movie!"

Liu Jin is not surprising.

However, judging from his appearance, whether he can pull the trigger or not is another matter.

His hands were trembling as he held the wine glass. He was very hungry, but he could only eat a few bites. His body was completely ruined.

Perhaps one day, when he leaves Ryder's tavern, he could die in some dark alley at any moment.

However, as Deron continued to recount his misdeeds...

However, a scene from a movie flashed through Liu Jin's mind.

Kubrick!

Liu Jin narrowed his eyes.

He gestured to Toby not to interrupt him and to let him continue.

In my mind, lines of text seemed to appear out of thin air, flashing by alongside the movie scenes.

Liu Jin sat up straight.

About ten minutes later, he suddenly stood up.

"I'm going back!"

After saying that, he took out two hundred dollars from his pocket and put them on the table.

"Ryder, give him a bottle of Chivas Regal."

"Leon, Matt, Toby, I'm going back now. Call me if you need anything."

Liu Jin turned around and walked out of the tavern.

Little Li was stunned for a moment, then quickly got up and chased after him.

Liu Jin had already opened the car door, and Xiao Li ran up to him and asked, "Amos, are you alright?"

“Damn, I’ve got a burst of inspiration… Leon, buy his story for me.”

"it is good!"

Liu Jin closed the car door, started the car, and sped away. Leonardo returned to the pub and called Ryder over.

"Tell me, how much do you want for your story?"

"what?"

“You’re lucky. My friend took a liking to your story and asked me to buy it for him.”

A light shone in Delong's cloudy eyes.

He was a little taken aback and turned to look at Ryder.

Ryder smiled and stepped forward, saying, "Leon, Deron was indeed a bad person before, but he has changed for the better now."

Don't bully him.

Why would I bully him?

"Do you really want to buy it?"

“Nonsense, I have no reason to lie to you… Delon, you lucky old man. Let me tell you, maybe it won’t be long before you can use this story to continue trading for drinks here. Enough talk, name your price.”

“Ryder…”

At this moment, Deron looked like a helpless child, staring at Ryder.

"How about five thousand dollars?"

"make a deal!"

Without saying a word, Leonardo took out his wallet, pulled out a wad of banknotes, and placed them on the table.

"Ryder, shut him up!"

Ryder immediately beamed, picked up the money, and counted out a thousand dollars.

"Delong, this thousand is the money you owe me for drinks. Here's another four thousand, take it."

"No, I'll keep this money with you... If it stays with me, it might get stolen tomorrow. Consider it my money for drinks, is that alright?"

Ryder smiled and nodded in agreement.

……

The story of the little tavern ends here.

The very next day, entertainment magazines of all sizes in Los Angeles reported on the news from the night before at the nightclub where Doge had been the previous night.

The battle that should have been featured on the front page was relegated to an inconspicuous spot.

The headline now features news about Shakira and Liu Jin.

The French son-in-law has arrived in Los Angeles, and he has already attracted the attention of Latin pop star Shakira.

The creator of Levitating has released a new work, Despacito, which plunges Snoopy's cozy home into a frenzy.

Snoopy's nightclub is called Snoopy's Sanctuary.

Also known as Snoopy's Cozy Nest.

The reporter couldn't find Shakira and Liu Jin, nor could he find Leonardo DiCaprio and the other two; he only found Doge.

Wearing a thick gold chain, Doge said to the reporter, "I have to admit, Amos is a genius."

We had a little misunderstanding at first, but we've cleared it up... That song? That song was something he improvised after meeting Shakira. They didn't even rehearse; they just practiced the lyrics and sheet music a couple of times before going on stage.

Everyone was laughing their heads off last night!
Snoopy's cozy little nest is always full of surprises...

He also took the opportunity to do an advertisement.

As a Hollywood celebrity, the reporters simply put his advertisement in, which was a way of giving him face.

However, the news quickly faded away.

After all, this is Hollywood, where all sorts of news emerge every day.

Of course, if Doge had mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio and the others' names, it would have caused an even bigger sensation.

However, Dog Master knows what's important!

Look at his statement: We had a small misunderstanding at first, but we've already talked it out!
Both tough and cowardly.

He was genuinely afraid that Liu Jin would throw a hundred million at him to cause trouble.

I apologize first!
We have no grudges against each other...

However, Liu Jin did not respond.

Shakira flew back to Europe the next day, while her concert was still going on.

With Shakira gone, Hollywood paparazzi quickly found new targets and forgot about Liu Jin.

However, this song, Despacito, is still quietly brewing.

……

Leonardo DiCaprio accepted an endorsement deal and didn't contact Liu Jin for three days in a row.

January 31st, Lunar New Year's Eve in China.

He had some free time and planned to throw a party at home.

When the call was made to Liu Jin, his phone was unexpectedly switched off.

Little Li didn't think much of it, guessing that Liu Jin had other fun in mind.

Little did he know, this guy was incredibly skilled at seducing women.

So he went off to find his own fun.

Time flies, and a few more days have passed in the blink of an eye.

That day, Leonardo DiCaprio was about to go out to sea with Tobey Maguire when he received a call from Matt Damon.

"Hey Leon, have you seen Amos lately?"

"No, he's probably off out having fun by himself!"

"But I called him for three days in a row, and his phone was always off."

"Shut down?"

"Yes, shut down!"

Little Li sensed something was wrong and quickly said, "When I called him on the 31st, his phone was also switched off."

……

(End of this chapter)

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