Da Zaojun

Chapter 78 Blissful Banana
"Song Wuji!"

"Song Wuji!"

The voice calling his name in his ears forced Song Wuji to answer.

Every voice sounded familiar, like the original body's parents, or the close people who came later.

If it weren't for the Kitchen God's mental method that could break the illusion, Song Wuji would have blocked his mouth with a steamed bun and would have probably responded.

Song Wuji thought to himself: My skill of calling names can only make people stunned, but his skill of calling souls can really take away people's souls. It's really frustrating to compare yourself with others.

"It's a good thing I'm the one exploring this secret realm, otherwise how many people would have been killed? It's truly treacherous."

Those nightmare spiders have the ability to weave dreams, and have already laid out dense, invisible dream threads in the secret realm.

These spiders should really produce mattresses, Song Wuji even thought a little nonsensically.

Fortunately, these dream silks can be burned by the stove fire, and have limited impact on Song Wuji. However, to go to the land temple, he has to deal with these nightmare spiders. They all say that they are transformed from the soul-lost people by the dream soul demon, and have completely turned into puppet monsters.

Song Wuji stomped the land staff on the ground, using it to exorcise evil spirits and suppress evil spirits. He then rushed out of the spider silk encirclement, changed the mountain-splitting knife technique into the mountain-splitting staff technique, swung it left and right, and tore the spider silk into pieces with the staff.

Suddenly the nightmare spiders were alarmed and pounced towards Song Wuji. Each of them had a human head and a spider body, with disheveled hair and a ferocious and terrifying look.

Song Wuji hit the spider with all his strength. If it was ordinary weapons, it would be difficult to hurt the spider, but the land staff was the magic weapon of the local god and the lord of the local area. It directly exploded the spider's belly, but after the explosion, it turned into a dense swarm of small spiders.

Start the fire!

The flames burned, and both the spider and the spider silk were ignited, even making a sound like popcorn popping.

The ghost soldiers are guarding you!

The six community fire ghost soldiers were actually a bit tattered, but they were still fighting on the front line, trying to give Song Wuji a chance to survive.

The spirit cat was extremely agile, and Song Wuji kicked it into the land temple through the main gate.

Behind him came the sound of a stove fire exploding from inside out after the Shehuo ghost soldiers died.

The two little ghosts holding palm-leaf fans also fanned fiercely, trying to blow Song Wuji away.

But Song Wuji was prepared. Before the wind blew over, he threw out the copper coin dart. The copper coin dart flew with great force and interrupted the shaking of the banana fan to cast a spell. Then he used the "Stray Dog" move from the dog-beating stick technique to beat the two little brats to pieces.

But the banana fan of this thing also disappeared, leaving only two banana seedlings. It turned out that these two little ghosts were transformed from the two banana trees behind the land temple.

In Feng Shui, banana trees are said to gather yin. There is a folk legend that one should not stand under the shade of a banana tree at night. Of course, there is also a legend that banana trees gather lustful energy, and when they grow to a certain age, they will give birth to banana girls who will enter the dreams of young boys at night and absorb their essence.

But why do the names of these two banana seedlings have such strange names [Paradise Banana]?

I took the time to glance at the introduction.

It turns out that this banana leaf can fan out evil winds and bad energy. Therefore, if used alone, it can blow the evil winds and bad energy toward the enemy, causing diarrhea. However, if the evil winds and bad energy are blown toward yourself, it will lead to eating, drinking, and having fun, and your willpower will will be eroded.

Mountain spirits and wild monsters imitated humans in building houses and used banana leaves as roofs.

When there are eight banana leaves, Shaoyin will be triggered, and the banana spirit will be summoned and transformed into a blissful girl.

When there are seven banana leaves, Shaoyang is triggered and the person will become a blissful young man.

Young boys and girls can have sex and play games together, and you can ask them to do whatever you want.

When there are only six pieces, it is Lao Yin, and an old woman will come out to prepare food and wine for the master.

When there are nine pieces, it represents the sun, and an old man will come out to tell the owner interesting stories and jokes and gamble.

When the banana leaves have the numbers 66, 77, 88, and 99, they transform into a paradise house. Within this paradise house, perverse tendencies and evil spirits permeate. Beauty drains away one's essence, jokes slacken one's spirit, games weaken one's spirit, gambling draws away one's bad luck, and fine food and wine induce illness. Ultimately, one dies, and their spirits become slaves to the paradise house.

These two banana trees can barely be considered spiritual plants of heaven and earth. Let's keep them and see what they can use to test cadres.

Just look at the two banana-leaf ghosts in the land temple. They are so ugly that they may turn into boys and girls. It’s all an illusion.

After dealing with the banana ghost, more ghost soldiers rushed up. They were all night patrol inspectors, day patrol inspectors and the like. They looked more advanced than ordinary ghost soldiers, but they were still paper people, paper horses, paper armor and paper soldiers, and were restrained by Song Wuji's fire.

What's more, when they saw Song Wuji wearing a Nuo mask and holding a land staff, they froze instantly.

To some extent, Song Wuji is also half their master.

Just like Xiaoyu surpassed the Holy Lord and became the queen of the Shadow Legion with just a tattoo.

The nightmare land in the temple, the dream soul demon clone, became furious and let out a roar.

Song Wuji also waved his staff and performed the Nuo dance.

Suddenly, the ghost soldiers split into two teams, one team obeyed Song Wuji's orders, and the other team obeyed the orders of Menghunmo's clone. The two teams of ghost soldiers fought each other.

"Come one at a time, don't be in a hurry!"

Nightmare Land. The Dream Soul Demon's clone became huge, with black air all over his body. In his hand was a cage staff, in which was imprisoned a soul similar to a firefly.

"Your body... is mine!"

On the headless land skull, words and names are flowing. This is a head made up entirely of names. Each word moves and explains each other's meaning.

When the character "犭" takes charge, it becomes a nightmare composed entirely of wild beasts: wild dogs, jackals...

Song Wuji just roared like a tiger, and immediately these monsters with the character "犭" on their names all started to tremble.

When the word "insect" takes charge, snakes, scorpions, bees, ants... and many poisonous insects will fly over.

But Song Wuji just used his land staff to slam the ground, and these snakes and insects could no longer get close to him.

Is the monster's ability to combine words containing people's real names to weave nightmares?
Song Wuji thought to himself: It’s quite playable, but lacks imagination.

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

The Dream Soul Demon wanted to trick Song Wuji into speaking.

But Song Wuji didn't say anything. Instead, he rushed forward and changed a magic weapon in his hand, which was the Book of Population.

The Living Book is a book that can seal these names one by one and take back the souls and names of the villagers.

Although the Population Book was not very powerful, Song Wuji's fist was quite powerful.

"I am the lord of the territory!"

A huge palm pressed down towards Song Wuji, and the words on the Dream Demon's face turned into 扌.

Suddenly, hands fell from the sky, like the palms of Tathagata.

"I can crush you to death, it's as easy as pie. Wouldn't it be nice to share my immortality? I have everything in my dreams: power, money, and beautiful women..."

Song Wuji dodged these palms, and the spirit cat became more and more agile. Finally, it got closer and closer, pouncing on it like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey.

(End of this chapter)