Da Zaojun

Chapter 37 Kill the hamster, don't pay the grain
Seeing the toilet rats scrambling to sell their tails, fearing that they would not get a good price, Song Wuji felt that choosing the toilet rat camp might be the most difficult one.

Instead of doing these plots, it is better to kill the monster king at the end of the level directly and do a speed run.

or……

Song Wuji squeezed in. Many toilet rats knew this rat man. He seemed to be of a very high generation. They either called him uncle or great-uncle, and some even called him great-uncle.

It can be seen that toilet rats are also social animals. Although they are poor, they attach great importance to family relationships. After all, it is too difficult for a family to collect 500 kilograms of grain. Most of the time, the savings of all relatives in the entire rat family must be emptied to send a natural toilet rat into the city.

"Uncle, you're so old, and you're still selling tails. How many times have you sold them?"

"I remember selling it twelve times!" Another old toilet rat replied, "It was my uncle who took me there to sell tails! After selling the tails, I'd have a bowl of delicious rice and a bowl of warm hamster urine. It was so refreshing."

When he said this, many toilet rats began to swallow their saliva.

"Uncle is too old. He is so old and still trying to sell his tail. Can he sell it?"

The average lifespan of a house mouse is one year, and the long-lived ones can live up to 1-2 years.

Although toilet rats look a bit like humans, they eat poorly, live in poor conditions, have to do heavy work, sell their tails, and give birth to babies constantly. Few of them survive more than three years.

He sells tails one month and grows tails another month. He can sell them six times a year, which means he has no rest. He can sell tails twelve times, which makes him a legendary rat in the Toilet Rat Village.

"What's the noise?"

The agricultural inspector and the tax collector heard the discussions outside and came out to check.

The agricultural inspector has a typical toilet rat appearance, with a thin body and a wretched appearance, looking like a difficult and tricky rat.

The hamster tax collector looks much kinder. He is plump, wears silk clothes and has a friendly face. The only thing that the lower-level toilet rats don’t understand is that the hamster master has only a very short tail, almost nothing. How can he sell meat without a tail?
Song Wuji was also surprised when he saw it. The rat in the warehouse turned out to be a hamster!

This is a typical "chicken bear"-looking hamster with round ears and a round body.

It is indeed much better looking than the house mouse like the toilet rat.

Hamster Tax Collector
[Toilet Rat Supervises Farmers]
Song Wuji felt in the copper coin bag and took out the copper coins, while calling out the name "Hamster Tax Collector".

Three copper coin darts were thrown at the hamster. The hamster was caught off guard by the name and its two eyes were blinded in a daze. The next moment, Song Wuji pounced on the hamster with a tiger pounce.

The hamster had no time to resist before the silky little combo took him away.

Immediately afterwards, a ball of gray exploded. This time, Song Wuji learned his lesson and stepped back, avoiding being contaminated by the gray fog and turning into a hamster.

Instead, he shouted, "Kill the hamsters, break into the warehouse! The toilet rats will stand on their own feet and will not pay any grain from now on!"

"Hamsters and rats in the toilet, are they really that good?"

But after saying this, none of the toilet rats responded. They only looked terrified: "It's over! Uncle has gone mad! He killed the tax collector!"

"Next year there will be no more rats in our village to pick up the slack, no more rats to help the hamsters farm... We'll starve to death!"

Finally, the toilet rats glared at each other, and the toilet rat supervisor was even more furious: "You are not the old uncle! You are a foreign rat! Despicable foreign rat! Come on! Kill him and apologize to the hamster masters!"

Song Wuji immediately threw out the talisman paper, and immediately a sealed fire-inducing technique appeared, rushing towards the toilet rat. At the same time, Song Wuji took out the blood rice seeds and said: "Don't you want to have endless millet to eat? Why should we give the millet grown with our flesh and blood to the hamsters?"

"But it's always been like this!"

"Has it always been like this?" Song Wuji shouted, then kicked over the bag of millet that the rat was guarding, and the bloody rice immediately scattered all over the ground.

All the toilet rats started scrambling!
Song Wuji let them scramble and left the place in a flash. The toilet rats were useless. "Fifty-sixth Uncle! Can we really not pay taxes?"

This is what the baby mice heard, and they were more shocked than the toilet rats who had taken shape.

"Will do!"

Then we left Cizhong Village.

The frenzy of grabbing grain was only temporary. Song Wuji did not have the ability to monopolize all the toilet rats in a village, but he could still drag them into the water.

Although Cang China is called a country, it is actually a city-state. Outside the city-state, there are scattered villages of toilet rats, which provide a place for hamsters to cultivate the land.

Song Wuji entered these villages in the guise of a toilet rat, acting only as a headhunter. He killed the agricultural supervisors and tax collectors like hamsters, and then pushed the grain over and scattered it around, saying some words of resistance against the hamsters, and then fled to the next place in a hurry.

First, call out the name to seize the god, then use the copper coin dart, followed by the tiger pounce style. If there are many people, scatter a piece of talisman paper and use the fire-starting technique to set fire.

These toilet rats are timid, servile, and short-sighted. As long as Song Wuji can push over the grain bag, they will engage in a crazy grain grabbing operation.

It would have been fine if it happened once or twice, but when he did it for the third time, the people in Toilet Rat Village had become alert, and Song Wuji was being hunted.

But this is exactly the state that Song Wuji wants. Relying on his magical power, Song Wuji will be blessed with the state of "good at running but stupid" as long as he eats grass.

While walking the toilet rat, he took advantage of the chaos to kill several hamster tax collectors who were out of the city collecting taxes.

After killing the hamster tax collectors, the things that dropped were all blood rice and nothing else.

It was not until he walked out of Cangzhong City with a large group of toilet rats chasing him that Song Wuji shouted, "Rebellion!"

When the hamster guarding the city saw the crowded toilet rat door, he was so scared that he trembled, thinking that the toilet rats were really rebelling.

He quickly shouted: "City defense! City defense!"

On the other side, the dormant Chen Xiu, Chen County Lieutenant, and Cat Constable were stunned.

It turns out that ever since the last time the Cat Catcher came to Cang Zhongguo to hunt the rat demon, Cang Zhongguo has been covered with notices. Where had the hamsters ever seen a cat before? Now they all know a cat.

Chen Xiu killed a hamster and was contaminated by the gray fog, turning into a rat in the warehouse. He was thinking about how to sneak into the Warehouse City.

But Song Wuji, the toilet rat, led a group of toilet rats in rebellion.

Only the cat captain, with his eyes flashing, saw everything clearly: Meow, isn't this my personal chef? Meow~ How did he become so ugly? Meow~

Rushed out immediately.

Song Wuji was also shocked when he saw the cat head, which was almost as big as a tiger, rushing towards him.

However, after Song Wuji turned into a rat man, he himself did not grow very tall.

"Meow! Meow!"

The cat catcher walked side by side, not forgetting to talk to Song Wuji.

Song Wuji asked, "Captain Cat, the wall of this rat demon's city isn't very high. Can you climb over it, open the gate, and let these rats into the city?"

Meow? Too complicated, meow~
(End of this chapter)