Da Zaojun

Chapter 126 Beggar Sect Branch
Song Wuji nodded and said, "That's right. It's just that we're missing a very important ingredient in order to entertain the ghosts and gods."

"That's salt. Salt is the king of all flavors. Without salt, how can I cook? If I can't cook, I can't entertain the gods. If I can't entertain the gods, I can't go to the Oil Pot Hell and bring out your ancestor's gold coin."

The elder who was teaching the skills laughed and said, "You kid, you already acquired a magical power of escape back then, and now you're trying to be nice."

"I promised at the time that I would go only if I had to pass the five levels. Now that I'm not fully prepared and can't pass the five levels, I naturally can't go."

Song Wuji sighed deeply, "When the demons besieged the city, I originally thought that the three elders would come to help. Although the three elders don't seem to be from this world, but from the secret realm, I heard that they were fighting for some kind of luck, but I think it is the luck of the human race, not the luck of the demon race. Fortunately, I persuaded so many disciples to join the Caisheng Sect, and I thought that the incense is also a favor, so they would help a little."

The Dharma-teaching elder sneered, "You're just eating your two lackeys, and you're expecting us to sacrifice our lives for you? Don't you think that if we were willing to sacrifice our lives for others, would we still be beggars?"

The law enforcement elder nodded and said, "That's right. We in the Beggar Sect can help gather information, but we can't sacrifice our lives for it."

The elder who was teaching the skills also said, "Besides, that is a calamity, and it is up to him to overcome it himself. If we interfere, we will turn the calamity upon ourselves. As the saying goes, don't meddle in other people's business, don't worry about other people's business. If he wants to die, let him die. It's none of our business. Just ignore it."

"Many things are not mutual. Just because you treat me well, I must treat you well. It's just recruiting a few disciples. These disciples won't bring much luck. Luck is something you fight for. To conquer a city, to establish a religion, to form an altar, luck doesn't come from you being nice to me and me being nice to you."

"Unless you are someone with great luck, great karma, and great merits, but obviously, you are not."

Song Wuji took out the "million ounces of gold" worth of karma money from the Rakshasa Ghost Market and asked, "Even the Heavenly Weaver Girl says that I am a person with great karma. Do you have better vision than the Weaver Girl?"

The three beggars looked at each other and discussed the karmic money for a while. They said, "Your karma may not be good for us beggars, but we believe in the Goddess of Heaven and Earth. Since you have been chosen by her, you must be lucky."

"You are now in Taichang City, and you have overcome the calamity of death. Although there are still some calamities, it is also the time to rise. If you are willing to share a dojo with my Caisheng Sect and open a branch, we are willing to help you once."

Song Wuji frowned: "What if your Caisheng Sect goes back to its old ways, kidnapping children and mutilating them?"

"Opening a branch requires the consent of the local lord. He can restrict all kinds of people and set rules. Moreover, after establishing a branch, our task is to build it up. The most important thing is to train a branch leader. The three of us are here to assist the branch leader and eventually guide him to participate in the Beggars' Sect Seven Sects Competition to decide the final leader."

Song Wuji thought about it and decided to train a captain. This captain must not be too bad. These Beggar Sect disciples nowadays have only learned the basics and certainly have not learned the real skills. The elder who teaches them the skills and techniques may be able to teach them the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms or something like that.

It would be fine if the captain was from Taichang County. To practice the evil method of cutting and mutilating living beings, he could use the monsters from the secret realm to practice.

Song Wuji said, "Yes, I can temporarily agree on behalf of the Territory Lord. I just don't know if you have any candidates for the helmsman."

"Not yet." The three elders sighed, "Although we have accepted seventy or eighty disciples, not a single one has been able to cultivate the Canyi Sutra to perfection."

Song Wuji thought of Master Bao, but Master Bao was a disciple of the Kitchen God. Otherwise, he had a broken hand and was a ninth-rank cultivator, so he was very suitable to be the leader of the Caisheng Sect. The leader must have certain power, and then he could spread the not-so-core martial arts of the Beggar Sect for everyone to learn.

The three elders stood up and said, "Tell me! What do you want us to do?" Song Wuji said, "It seems that the three of you have accepted the invitation."

Song Wuji immediately explained the methods of the pig demon he encountered, and boasted about his process of subduing the dragon and tiger.

But the three beggars ignored them and simply said, "The pig demon's methods are secret magic, passed down from the Western Demon Sect. They seduce the evil and fallen celestial beings. The celestial beings are the demons. Only those who are touched by the Buddha and Bodhisattva are the celestial beings."

"As for the Seven Souls and Seven Poisons, and the Tantan Formation, they are turbid methods. My Beggar Sect actually practices turbid methods, which means gathering turbid energy and cultivating turbid spirits. We don't follow the path of pure spirits, but only wander in the secular world. That's the business of wine-drinking and meat-eating monks, and lewd monks. They turn temples into business fields, nurture great demons, absorb incense offerings, and absorb the desires of all living beings."

"The Pickled Corpse Forest is a cemetery... but it's nothing special."

Song Wuji asked curiously, "Three elders, is there any way to restrain him?"

"Don't be afraid of pickled corpses. I have dogs here that specialize in eating corpses. They like to eat evil spirits."

"The Tantan formation will be ruined if it's splashed with feces, urine, and farts. Whether it's a celestial being or a demon, they all like cleanliness. Especially the six-desire demons, who are obsessed with Yin fragrance and wonderful joy. When they are in high spirits, if they suddenly smell farts or hear the sound of diarrhea, they will definitely run away in despair!"

"No matter what you call a pool of wine and a forest of meat, the meat is smeared with shit, the wine is mixed with urine, and the smell is so foul and stinky that it can suppress his lustful and pungent smell!"

Song Wuji was stunned. He didn't expect the Beggar Sect's method of breaking the secret to be so crude and simple, but it did sound very reasonable.

"That pig demon's underground escaping method is not a big deal. My dog ​​is the best at recognizing scents and will definitely catch it when the time comes."

"As for the puppetry, don't be afraid. We are experts in animal creation and can tell the difference. We beggars will help you press a pig this time! But let's make a promise in advance: although we can't eat fine food, butchering pig dishes are not included. Pig lungs, pig intestines... you, the Kitchen God's disciple, must make them into the best butchering pig dishes to entertain us."

Song Wuji patted his chest and said, "Don't worry! It's guaranteed!"

Immediately, the elder who was teaching the skills took out three dog skin silhouettes, which looked like three big dogs.

As soon as it was thrown out, three dogs appeared. One was as big as a small house, one was as big as a millstone, and one was as big as a donkey.

The three elders of the beggar sect rode on the dogs, holding a whistle in their mouths and a bone board in their hands, blowing the whistle and shaking the board as they went.

Suddenly, all kinds of dogs gathered from all directions, including yellow dogs, white dogs, spotted dogs, golden dogs, silver dogs, and copper coin dogs...

The scene was a bit like a Paw Patrol meeting, which made Song Wuji dumbfounded. Although Song Wuji also learned the spells of "gathering heroes" and "gathering beasts", his abilities were average and he could not lead people or animals. This beggar ate dog meat every day and still got dogs to follow him. What a good trick!

(End of this chapter)