Warhammer 40K in a box

Chapter 1 The Emperor's Box
"Hello, I left a package for you at the supermarket at the entrance of the community."

After receiving the call, Chen Xi went downstairs cursing, and was dissatisfied with the increasingly perfunctory express delivery service.

In the past, people would at least go downstairs and shout, but now they just throw the package at the entrance of the community. The idea of ​​express delivery at the door is completely empty talk.

Although he understands that the huge amount of express delivery in the country now means there are not enough couriers, this is still not a reason for him not to curse.

Understanding is one thing, and cursing and expressing emotions is another.

Arriving at the supermarket at the entrance of the community, Chen Xi cursed even more vulgarly, because the express delivery he received was a large box one meter square, the kind that was difficult to even move.

If Chen Xi hadn't been familiar with the supermarket owner and hadn't borrowed a cart, he wouldn't even have been able to take the things back.

After bringing the box home and returning the cart, Chen Xi finally opened the box.

Then he showed an expression of surprise, joy, but confusion.

There is still a box inside the box, but it is a metal box. The whole box is full of technology and sharp lines, but it is also gorgeously decorated. It has a rather rough mechanical feel. There is a double-headed eagle mark printed on the front of the box.

"Oh my god! What the hell is this? I don't remember buying any Warhammer peripherals?" Chen Xi took the metal box out of the express carton in confusion.

While picking up the box, he unexpectedly discovered that although the box looked to be one meter square, it was surprisingly light, and he picked up the metal box easily.

"What is this? There is no instruction. How do I open it?" Chen Xi fumbled around on the box but still couldn't find a way after a long time.

It was not until he touched a skull-shaped decoration on the side of the box that he activated the box... no, it should be said that the skull embedded in the box was activated.

"The gene has not been verified and cannot be activated"

"Authorization has been activated, current authorization level is Level I, available unit score is 0/500"

"Current Task: Inactive"

"Please complete the novice guide and activate the mission as soon as possible, for the Emperor!"

Hearing the mechanical voice of 'For the Emperor', Chen Xi couldn't hold back and almost slid to his knees to kowtow to the Emperor.

But he quickly calmed down and began to wonder who had done this to him.

"The workmanship is quite exquisite. It's made of metal. This kind of workmanship would cost at least several thousand dollars..." Chen Xi knocked on the box again, feeling it up and down. "But what's in such a big box? It can't be just a recorded voice message for me, right?"

Chen Xi touched the skull and knocked on it, realizing it felt like real bone. His expression changed slightly as he muttered, "You're not really going to spend that much money on a real skull for me, are you? Is this a resin cast or a 3D print? How do I even start this thing?"

Please enter your genetic sample.

The skeleton's eyes glowed red, and then its jaw popped open, revealing a gap wide enough for a finger to fit through.

"Fuck, you're not really going to give me some blood-splitting stunt, are you?" Chen Xi looked at the gap in front of him, hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and reached his hand in. "Ouch!" Chen Xi screamed, as if his hand had been bitten by something.

In fact, it was not much different. When Chen Xi pulled his hand out, there was an extra blood collection point on his finger. It was obvious that he had been pricked just now.

"Fuck, he really recognizes his master by dropping blood." Chen Xi cursed, put his finger in his mouth and sucked it for a while before frantically looking for a Band-Aid.

At this time, the box in front of him had also completed the authentication process.

"Gene samples have been entered, genetic verification is successful, 100% human genes, no subspace contamination found, no genetic mutations found."

"Related permissions have been bound, current permission level is Level I, available unit score is 0/500"

"Authorization has been activated, current authorization level is Level I, available unit score is 0/500"

"Current Task: Inactive"

"Please complete the novice guide as soon as possible and activate the mission, For the Emperor!"

Then, the top of the box opened, and it was split into two in the middle along the golden double-headed eagle emblem, and expanded to both sides to form a rectangular box two meters long and one meter wide, almost filling Chen Xi's room.

Seeing this scene, Chen Xi was so shocked that he took a step back. Fortunately, there was a shelf for models behind him, so he did not fall.

If it was just a box, it wouldn't scare him, but then the skull embedded in the box flew up by itself and flew in front of Chen Xi, which really scared him so much that he couldn't say a word.

"Ohm's fucking Messiah, is this really a servo skull?" Chen Xi cautiously reached out his hand to the other party, as if wanting to touch it.

However, the skull only emitted two red beams from its eye sockets, sweeping across Chen Xi's body. Then, it spoke again in a rigid electronic voice: "Facial and body information has been recorded. Do you want to start the novice guidance?"

"Qiaodou Madai! What the hell are you? And what's going on?" Chen Xi stopped the skull and tried to ask what was going on.

Although as a hammer guy, there are Warhammer models worth at least 20,000 points on the two-meter-high cabinet behind him, and he usually shouts "Emperor's ass" and so on, but when a servo skull really floats in front of him, Chen Xi's love for hammers is the same as Ye Gong's love for dragons.

Especially for Hammer Guy, Warhammer? A fucking world no dog would go to! The old man Huang is a beast among beasts! Anyone who works for him has a brain blessed by Nurgle!
However, Chen Xi couldn't really ignore such a huge servo skull in front of him, and there was also such a big box. He still wanted to know what was going on.

Although the time traveler will cry like a fart whose toes have been stepped on when he finds out he has traveled to the Warhammer world, your system will also uninstall itself as soon as it knows it has arrived in the Warhammer world.

But for a Hammer guy, if there really is a chance, who wouldn't want to wear power armor, wield a crackling chainsaw sword, and shout to fight for humanity?
In response to Chen Xi's question, a red light flashed in the eye sockets of the servo skull, and then it flew back. It used the mechanical arm under the skull to take out a roll of parchment with a purity seal from the box and handed it to Chen Xi.

"This workmanship...tsk tsk, if I take a photo and send it to the group chat, won't my friends be envious to death?!" Although he said this, Chen Xi still immediately opened the pure seal and unfolded the parchment in front of him.

As he unfolded the parchment, a golden light burst out from it, causing Chen Xi to scream again and curse angrily: "Fuck you old man, ￥@#&@*（%……（……））"

(End of this chapter)