Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 5 How difficult can it be for one person to persist? !
Don’t these children realize the seriousness of the situation at all?

Kakashi took a deep breath and said, "Have you ever thought that if you give up this time, you will never have the chance to become a ninja again."

Naruto shrugged, "I know, but I gave it up voluntarily for my companions. It's no big deal."

Sasuke gritted his teeth: "They don't understand anything! Why don't you let me..."

Sakura: "Just have a fight."

Naruto: "..."

The phantom of Obito beside Kakashi said with interest: "These children are obviously stumbling upon each other, but they are willing to sacrifice themselves for each other. It's really unpredictable."

Kakashi couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "But Naruto is right about one thing. If I had the chance, I would definitely exchange my life for yours."

"Obito, you are my cherished companion."

The figure of Obito beside him slowly disappeared, leaving only a wisp of green smoke.

Kakashi looked at the three of them seriously: "You can give up, it's your right, but it will be meaningless if you all give up."

"Choose, who are you going to let out?"

Sakura, standing beside her, remained silent. She knew her next response would be crucial.

But for some reason, she wanted to see what Naruto could come up with.

Sasuke immediately wanted to speak, but his mouth opened and closed again, as if something was stuck in his throat.

Naruto glanced at Sasuke and then at Sakura.

What? I'll be responsible if I say something wrong later?
Then I'm welcome.

"I suggest that all three of us give up," Naruto said with a smile.

Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi were all stunned.

Naruto paused and said slowly: "Don't you think the profession of ninja is boring?"

Kakashi looked at him and asked, "Why do you say that?"

"To complete our mission efficiently, we must suppress our emotions, violate human nature, and even turn against our own people. It's better not to be a ninja like that."

Naruto's voice suddenly rose: "Sasuke, you said yesterday that your dream was to revive your family and complete your revenge. But if you sacrifice yourself to complete the commissioned mission, then what's the point of your revenge!"

"Xiaoying, I've met your parents. They're not great men, nor are they the descendants of heroes. Yet, they're sending their daughter to the front lines like great men. What's their reason? Is it for good luck?"

"As for me, I just want to live like an ordinary person. But the villagers despise me, the people around me look down on me, and then I have to work hard to get everyone to recognize me, trying to surpass the Hokage. What kind of bullshit is this?!"

By the way, in his previous life, Naruto was once labeled as a "private studio" by his colleagues because they saw him drawing Firefly cards in the Bengtetsu game.

Not only that, in their view, playing Genshin Impact is a criticism of originality, watching anime is an obsession with paper figures, using JOJO memes is insanity, buying grain is stupid and rich, and discussing comic plots is not doing your job properly...

These unfriendly remarks will continue to ferment and eventually turn into simple and crude labels, so titles such as "Goblin" and "Rat" came into being.

Later, as a corporate slave, he could no longer tolerate it and was furious for the entire afternoon.

"I want everyone to recognize me, but if the price is abandoning my teammates and destroying humanity, then I might as well not do it!"

"You don't have to be a ninja to be recognized, you can do other things too!"

"Sasuke, is becoming a ninja the only way to seek revenge? I can train with you starting today. We can go to the library to learn ninjutsu, go to the training ground to practice, and even find strong opponents to fight with."

"Sakura, I'm willing to accompany you to do whatever you want. First, I'll drive away all the men who are inferior and pretentious in the village, and then I'll castrate all the men who play with women so that they can never stand upright again...except me."

Sakura burst out laughing.

Naruto remained unaffected, and looked at Kakashi, whose expression was gradually becoming dull. "Boss, I'm willing to run errands for you in my spare time. I'll buy the latest version of 'Intimate Paradise'. The movie version is also fine!"

Sakura deadpanned, "Do you believe me? I'll report you to the Konoha higher-ups for being an underage pornography user?"

"Sorry, my tongue slipped."

Sasuke couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth slightly: "Naruto, what do you want to say?"

"What I want to say is~" Naruto smiled: "If the concept of ninja is dirty, then there is no need to become a ninja; if this world is distorted, then go and change this world."

"If we continue to follow the twisted rules of this world, we will never find a way out. Why not change it and find a completely new path?" "But," Kakashi interrupted, "isn't this path too difficult?"

Naruto smiled faintly.

Beside him, a figure in a white robe and black hair stood quietly, with sword-like eyebrows slanting into his temples, narrow and deep eyes, and long black hair fluttering freely in the wind. His every move was full of danger and power.

If you are playing Douyin, there will probably be a burst of strong music at this time.

The person who lives in the era of clean internet chuckled: "How hard can it be for one person to persevere?"

Naruto yelled to the sky: "How hard can it be for one person to persevere?!"

There is plenty of rice in the granary and there is a sharp spirit in the heart!
The way is:
The cicadas sing in spring and autumn against the tide of the world, and their ambitions for hegemony refuse to give up.

The sage is full of wisdom and strategies, and he looks at the people with a smile. Who wouldn't be convinced?
There was complete silence all around, with only the heavy breathing of a few people rhythmically drumming in the air.

Sasuke's heart was pounding with emotion, and his chest was overflowing with youthful spirit. He seemed to want to run up to Itachi and fight him with a set of "Don't Bully the Young" boxing on the spot.

Sakura couldn't hide her smile, and only sighed that there were no mobile phones in the Naruto world, otherwise she would have recorded this scene and sent it to Hupu, allowing Naruto and his fans to discuss the family tree in a friendly manner.

Kakashi was shocked, but he also laughed, sighed, and felt a little relieved.

"What about you?" He looked at Sasuke and Sakura.

Sakura spread her hands: "I'm afraid Naruto will really go to spar with the lower man, I have to stop him."

Sasuke was stunned for a moment, then snorted coldly: "I don't need the title of ninja, and I can't do anything like betraying my companions."

Kakashi nodded, feeling a surge of emotion.

There is nothing more to say.

"So, this time's mission..." Kakashi looked at the three of them:

“…You all passed!”

Sasuke's eyes widened.

"Passed?" Sasuke couldn't help but ask, "Why? Didn't we fail this mission?"

"You didn't fail," Kakashi shook his head. "Indeed, a ninja's duty is to put aside their emotions and complete the mission efficiently."

He paused for a moment, then added, "But as Naruto said, people who abandon their teammates in order to complete a mission are worse than trash."

Kakashi looked at Naruto seriously: "I like your ideals very much, but I still hope that you can act as a ninja from now on."

"Naruto, there are many injustices in this world. But as long as there are people, there is a chance that the injustices of the world can be made up for."

Kakashi took a deep breath and narrowed his eyes into crescents:
"I will protect you before you change the world."

After hearing this, Sasuke understood.

Naruto was slightly startled, then his eyes softened.

Kakashi is still Kakashi.

He will not change because of the change in the plot. He will always be the teacher Yasasi who is devoted to his companions.

Unfortunately, the brother Tu you care about so much is responsible for the death of your master.

Kakashi's promise will not become stronger because of his gentleness.

Kakashi: "After this, we will officially accept the commission from the Land of Fire as Team 7. So, disband!"

……

The bell mission has come to an end.

Sakura and Naruto went to Ichiraku Ramen to get a meal, and then found a deserted place.

"Tell me about it," Sakura leaned her back against the wall and looked at Naruto seriously.

"What on earth were you thinking? Why didn't you follow the plot and force yourself on Kakashi?"

(End of this chapter)