Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 39 Succubus Sasuke

Sakura looked up suddenly and saw a blond-haired, blue-eyed boy looking at her with confusion and worry in his eyes.

"What's wrong?" Naruto took the kunai from Sakura's hand with some confusion. Judging from her current appearance, she should not be injured?
Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?

Unexpectedly, Sakura cried out, "Damn man!" and then hugged Naruto.

Naruto was stunned. He subconsciously hugged Sakura, feeling the violent rise and fall of the girl's chest while patting her back gently.

Sakura's thin clothing clung to Naruto's body, her figure plump and full, as soft as cotton. A faint fragrance of a young girl entered Naruto's nostrils, making him exclaim in his heart, "Oh no!" How could this situation suddenly develop in an indescribable direction?

It's not that it's not possible, but at least your plot should be logical. Are you going to reward my buddy directly like this?

Naruto only felt that one of his heads was bigger than the other, but because the latter's strange power had already reached the level, he was a little afraid to go further for a while, and could only let Sakura sob and feel the peaceful time.

After a while, Sakura seemed to notice that the atmosphere between the two was a little ambiguous, so she let go of Naruto and a blush appeared on her cheeks.

Naruto also coughed awkwardly, but he quickly adjusted himself and immediately asked the reason.

"Ahem, what happened to you just now? Did you run into that perverted time traveler?"

Sakura finally came to her senses and quickly said, "Oh no, let's go to Sasuke first, he might be in danger!"

"Okay, let's talk as we walk."

Perhaps it was because of seeing Naruto that Sakura regained her mobility and began to move quickly with him through the woods, following Sasuke's trail.

During this time, the two exchanged information, and Sakura explained to Naruto the reason for her fear.

"I see," Naruto said, looking enlightened. "No wonder you introduced yourself that way."

"What?" Sakura didn't understand what Naruto meant at once.

"I mean, when Team 7 was just formed," Naruto said while running, reminiscing, "I remember you said 'I hate men who are pretentious' and 'Don't discriminate against women'. I thought it was weird at the time."

"There is no discrimination in the ninja world. Look, Uzuki Yugao is also working in the Anbu." Naruto said, and suddenly an idea came to his mind: Should he wait until Gekkou Gale is defeated and then take Yugao in?

Sakura tucked a strand of pink hair behind her ear, a little embarrassed. "...Maybe it's because I've been harassed by men below me before, so I subconsciously engage in gender narratives."

"So do you think I'm cool?" Naruto looked at Sakura with some anticipation. He felt that his performance just now was that of a warm-hearted man.

It shouldn't be the bottom, but the top!

Sakura turned her face away, pursed her plump lips, and did not answer.

"Tch, if you don't say it, don't say it."

Naruto turned around and asked about the situation of the time traveler:

"Now we can only confirm that the time traveler is a pervert. I'm wondering if we should take Sasuke fishing after confirming the situation of Uncle Snake?"

"How to fish?"

"Well, he'll be unconscious after being bitten, right? Let's just throw him somewhere conspicuous, and he'll probably take the bait."

"Are you sure?" Sakura looked at Naruto suspiciously.

Naruto said nothing, but looked unfathomable.

You're questioning Sasuke's succubus? What a joke! You know, near the end of the series, when Kishimoto saw the blood from the two men's severed arms forming a heart shape, everyone thought Kishimoto was planning on pairing Naruto and Sasuke together.

The results? Most straight male readers said they were okay with it!
From the original story, Sasuke is indeed a succubus. Orochimaru desires him and helps him after his resurrection. Itachi loves him deeply. Obito favors him for no reason. Kabuto specifically wants him during the Fourth War. Not to mention the girls.

But as they walked, they saw some crooked words on a tree trunk.

【Woof woof woof! 】

Naruto's mouth twitched as he watched. Okay, let's do this, right? Then you see, if I catch you, I'm going to kill you!
He felt like there was a mosquito buzzing around him, which was not very harmful but very irritating.

Sakura rubbed her arms vigorously, as if trying to rub off all the goose bumps.

"Let's go, let's go." She said with a somewhat stiff expression, and at the same time her suspicion of Orochimaru increased.

She resisted the urge to think about the tragedy that might happen after Orochimaru defeated Sasuke, and quickened her pace with Naruto.

the other side.

Flames swirled around the tree trunk, smashing charred holes in it. Black smoke and strong winds blew around, causing the scattered pieces of the tree trunk to fly. Two people stood in the middle of it, one of them was intact, while the other, a young man in blue clothes and black hair, looked quite embarrassed.

Sasuke's sleeves were torn and his body was covered in wounds, but his eyes were as sharp as torches and the fighting spirit in his eyes showed no sign of diminishing. If Bai came to the scene, he would probably be deeply infected by his strong murderous aura.

The imbalance in his heart was like a sword of Damocles hanging over his head, ready to sever the boy's sanity at any moment. But he felt no fear. It was only the near-depletion of his chakra and the exhaustion that made him unable to move easily for a while.

"Your performance is impressive. You are worthy of being Itachi's younger brother." Orochimaru tore off the disguised woman's face and threw it aside casually, replacing it with his originally hoarse voice, which made Sasuke's pupils shrink.

"Who... are you?" Sasuke's voice trembled slightly. He didn't expect to hear that name from a strange man.

"My name is Orochimaru. If you still want to see me, try your best to pass this exam..."

Orochimaru formed seals with his hands and stretched out his long snake tongue, as if looking at a delicacy.

"Haha, you will definitely come to me, Sasuke. Only I can give you such power!"

Suddenly, Orochimaru's head suddenly extended forward, his neck stretched infinitely, and he bit Sasuke's neck fiercely with a strange posture!

Sasuke had no way to avoid it and saw Orochimaru biting his neck.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Sasuke covered his neck, screamed in pain, and fell to his knees.

It seems to have no deviation from the original direction.

Suddenly, Orochimaru heard a noise coming from behind.

Two figures came flying at a rapid speed. One of them extended the red chakra around his body forward. Upon closer inspection, the red chakra extended forward was actually wrapped in a bright purple chakra vortex!
Orochimaru's pupils shrank, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he immediately raised his foot to avoid the fatal blow.

"boom!!!"

The purple Rasengan exploded, immediately smashing the place where Orochimaru had just stood into pieces! The tree suddenly began to shake and fall.

Orochimaru retreated violently, but Naruto rushed over and hugged Sasuke first, then roared at Orochimaru:

"Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron!"

Orochimaru was stunned, obviously not expecting Naruto to suddenly shout such a sentence.

(End of this chapter)