Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 307 Big Pot, Stop Hitting It...

The northern border of the Land of Hot.

Port office.

The sea surface shimmered under the bright sunshine, and a slightly salty sea breeze occasionally swept across my face, feeling warm and comforting.

A small group of people, of different backgrounds, waited there, their eyes occasionally glancing towards the sea, anticipating the arrival of the sailboat.

Killer Bee, fully prepared and ready to go, was also hiding among them.

He changed his clothes and covered most of his face with a headscarf.

To avoid attracting attention, his master, Master Akin, and the giant raccoon were among another group of passengers boarding the ship.

At that moment, Killer Bee heard the Eight-Tails' voice in his mind: "Be careful, the entire ninja world is probably looking for you now."

"Don't worry, they will never find my trail."

While humming a melody, Kirabi took out his notebook and pencil, jotting down his inspirations from time to time.

Just then, a shout came from ahead: "The ship is here!"

The crowd stirred for a moment, then began to line up in an orderly fashion after the leader gave a shout. Killer Bee followed and boarded the ship, walking to the railing at the stern, gazing in the direction of Yugakure.

"boom--"

They hoisted the sails, adjusted their course, and began their journey toward the Land of Lightning.

If all goes well, it should take two to three days to reach the southern border port of the Land of Lightning.

However, from another perspective, they will face a relatively isolated and helpless situation at sea for the next two or three days.

This is also why Killer Bee asked to go with Teacher Akin twice; he found it difficult to ensure that he could protect both himself and his teacher at the same time.

Half a day later, it was evening.

"Hey friend, how about some of the special vegetables from the Land of Hot Springs?"

A short, crouching vendor leaned menacingly against Kirabi.

The latter glanced at it, then silently turned his head to the other side, unmoved by the vendor's attempts to sell.

This was his usual tactic for pushing away strangers. The vendor muttered to himself for a while, then tactfully walked away.

Just as he was about to continue enjoying the sea breeze, he suddenly heard the wary voice of the Eight-Tailed Fox in his mind:

"There's a massive amount of chakra approaching this place!"

Killer Bee narrowed his eyes and silently gripped the hilt of the ninja sword hidden in his sleeve.

"Unsure whether they're friend or foe, I'll just go inside for a bit..."

He had just lifted his foot when he heard Eight-Tailed Fox's slightly mocking voice again: "I have a clue, but you might get a beating, hehe."

A glint suddenly flashed in Killer Bee's sunglasses, and his expression stiffened.

"Oh no, now that you mention it, I know who it is, holy shit..."

"Boom - boom -"

Under the pitch-black night, the sea stretches out in the distance.

A tall, imposing figure was rushing across the sea toward the sailboat where Killer Bee was, his dark-skinned face blending into the darkness.

He created huge splashes of water with his feet, but his control over chakra was steady and precise, giving people the impression of being both reckless and meticulous.

"Ok?"

The man noticed the sailboat, immediately changed direction, and ran towards it.

The passengers all noticed the commotion in the distance.

"Look, what's this?!"

"Could it be a water monster? My God..."

"Idiot! He's clearly walking alone at sea!"

"people?!"

They were talking amongst themselves when they heard a burly man on the sea shouting at the sailboat:

"Everyone! Give me a little time to board, I need to say hello!"

Having said that, disregarding the feelings of the captain who had just walked over from the bow, he leaped up and, with the sea breeze around him, slammed heavily onto the deck!

"boom!!"

He almost pierced right through the hull! If he hadn't held back, the entire crew on board would probably have perished.

Lei Yingai strode forward, pulled a photograph from his sleeve, and showed it to everyone.

"Everyone, have you seen this person before?"

“He is an important relative of mine. I heard he went towards the Land of Hot Springs. Do you remember his face?”

The crowd was so frightened they dared not breathe. Most of the people here operated in a gray area and were not ninjas.

Ai had just given them the impression that the police, acting like deus ex machina, were about to arrest them all.

"Hey, who are you? Why should we answer your questions?"

The captain stepped out from the crowd. This middle-aged man, whose muscles filled out his sailor uniform and whose skin was dark, did not seem to be afraid of Ai.

"I know it's a bit presumptuous, but this person is very important to me. Please take a closer look."

As Ai spoke, her gaze swept across the crowd.

"We've already said we have no obligation to answer your questions..." the captain said angrily, stepping forward and grabbing Ai's collar...

Then Ai grabbed him by the back of the hand, took two steps forward, and pinned him against the wall behind him.

"boom!"

There was a muffled sound.

"Wait, brother, let's talk this over!" The captain's expression changed instantly, switching to a fawning smile before he angrily berated those around him:
"Hey! Quick, help us take a look at this guy!"

People around obediently stepped forward to examine him closely. Suddenly, the vegetable vendor clicked his tongue and said, "I feel like I've seen him somewhere before..."

"Huh?!" Ai pushed the crowd aside and said, "Think carefully, this is very important to me!" The vendor turned his eyes and just began to recall when he suddenly heard a sound from the sea beside him.

"boom!!"

Something has fallen into the water!

Ai looked towards the direction where the person had fallen into the water, and the white fur on his head instantly bristled: "Bi!!"

His familiar physique and the tentacles extending from behind and digging to both sides betrayed his identity.

Ai leaped off the deck, his crippled kick aimed directly at Killer Bee's cheek!

"boom!!!"

Enraged, he kicked Killer Bee's sunglasses off, and was thrown into the sea.

"You bastard, do you even know how much trouble you've caused the ninja world?!"

"You ran away, and then you went and hid everywhere! You made me worry for so long!"

Ai's curses echoed across the sea as Killer Bee crawled out of the water, knelt on the surface, and spat out seawater.

He saw Ai roll up his sleeves and walk over, and quickly raised one hand in a gesture of surrender:

"Big brother, please stop hitting me..."

That kick just now caused him to bite the tip of his tongue, turning him into someone with a lisp.

For a rap enthusiast, this is a very appropriate punishment.

"Hehehe, serves you right for running around everywhere..." Eight-Tails chuckled to himself, while also letting out a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the enemy didn't come knocking first. We were isolated and helpless on the sea, and if we ran into the Akatsuki, we would be in big trouble.

Kirabi took off his headscarf and wrung out the water from his clothes.

Ai gestured towards the distant sailboat, indicating that they should stop there for now.

"After you return to Yunyin, you'll stay in Yunlei Gorge and reflect on your actions. You even brought your teacher with you on this long journey..."

Kirabi huddled up, obediently listening to Ai's stern criticism, like a child who had made a mistake.

at this time,

The Eight-Tails sensed something and glanced in the direction behind the two.

It saw shark fins faintly emerging on the distant sea surface, swimming towards them.

Ordinary sharks would only be frightened away by the imposing aura emanating from Raikage A at this moment, so why would they swim towards them instead...?

"Something's not right..."

Eight-Tails quickly gestured for Killer Bee to look behind him, but as soon as he turned around, A shouted, "What? You're not listening to your big brother anymore?"

"Big pot, taken from all over, and then it rains again." (Slurring his words...)
To everyone's surprise, Ai frowned and grabbed his collar: "Bi, why are you being so rebellious now? I've told you to protect yourself..."

"The unit is a giant wok, with a slanted-frame military-style lens!"

"Huh?! What exactly are you trying to say?"

The lisp had a negative effect at this point, as Killer Bee became so anxious that he couldn't even speak clearly.

Ai looked at Killer Bee with suspicion, his eyes filled with anxiety, and then glanced behind him.

"boom--"

The shark fin rapidly approached the two, splashing water everywhere!

In the blink of an eye, he rushed up behind the two of them!

Killer Bee finally realized something was wrong: "The core members! The truth!"

He immediately pulled out his Lightning Release ninja sword from his pocket, gathered chakra in his hand, and the Lightning Release chakra enveloped the sword, instantly bursting into a huge light in the darkness.

But in the blink of an eye, the light suddenly dimmed!
"?! What's going on?"

The next moment, Killer Bee felt something like rubber grab him and completely envelop him!
At the same time, he could clearly feel his chakra being continuously drained!

Killer Bee whirled around and saw Raikage A, whose body was completely twisted, grinning maliciously as he clung to him!
"you!"

Kirabi's heart skipped a beat.

He fell for the trap.

The person he was talking to was not his sworn brother at all, but a fake, a White Zetsu in disguise.

Compared to Raikage A, the Akatsuki group discovered Killer Bee earlier, and at the same time, they learned of Raikage A's movements.

After learning his sworn brother's approximate location, the Raikage immediately blocked the news to prevent further leaks.

Then he set off alone towards the Land of Hot Springs, trying to bring him home as soon as possible.

So White Zetsu first used the Mayfly Technique to intercept A midway, absorbed his chakra during close combat, deliberately lost to him, and then activated the Impersonation Technique.

Even sensory ninjas cannot discern this technique, and the "Book of Formations" states that White Zetsu's transformation technique is the most powerful among all ninjas.

"Guess!" Killer Bee felt his chakra draining away, and his muscles tensed instantly!
He summoned the Eight-Tails' chakra cloak and used it to 'separate' himself from the White Zetsu, just as Naruto in the original story used the Nine-Tails' chakra to deal with Amaterasu, separating the White Zetsu as if 'peeling' its skin.

Just then, a large plume of water vapor suddenly rose from the sea!

"boom!!"

Kisame, covered in Samehada, leaped out of the water and slashed at Killer Bee while stepping on the water's surface!
Killer Bee's eyes narrowed, and he instantly switched to his Four-Tails form, knocking away the White Zetsu behind him and charging towards Kisame.

"Thunder Plow Hot Knife!"

"My greatsword Samehada is starting to gnaw at me." Kisame charged straight at him without fear.

"boom!!!"

Killer Bee rammed into Kisame, along with Samehada, instantly knocking out Kisame's internal organs, but Kisame's state also switched back to Stage 1.

Samehada absorbed a large amount of the Eight-Tails' chakra.

The White Zetsu, having obtained Killer Bee's chakra, quietly transformed into Killer Bee's appearance and submerged underwater.

He bypassed the two engaged in fierce combat and headed towards the real Raikage, A...

(End of this chapter)