Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 293 Deidara's 'Death'

"The leader understands me, which means he's also someone who appreciates art, hmm!"

Deidara was overjoyed. He hadn't heard good news in a long time, and this boost undoubtedly rekindled his strong affection for Akatsuki.

He even considered returning to headquarters on the spot to pledge his loyalty to the leader.

As for my own death? That's not important, after all, one can be carefree after death.

His gaze towards Naruto held a hint of mockery: "Naruto, you didn't expect this day to come, did you? Haha!"

"go!"

Having said that, he instantly released Killer Bee from the wings on the back of the giant bird, and 'Phantom Moon' immediately grabbed him!
In that instant, Sakura formed a hand seal and used Water Release: Water Instantaneous Movement to teleport to Killer Bee's location—the surrounding water vapor was still abundant, allowing her to move short distances at any time.

'Phantom Moon' grinned maliciously, and countless bubbles instantly appeared around its body, blasting towards Sakura!
Water Release: Water Gun combines oiliness and immense power; each bubble is a miniature bomb.

In some situations, it can even be more efficient at blowing people up than Deidara.

"Whoosh!"

Immediately afterwards, Naruto used Flying Thunder God Technique to teleport to Sakura's side, unleashing the Nine-Tails' chakra to block the water cannon, causing it to blast a deep crater above it.

Then, he grabbed Sakura and threw her violently toward Hozuki Gengetsu! His own body slammed to the ground.

"boom!!"

Braving the wind and snow, Sakura rushed towards Killer Bee and grabbed Killer Bee's hand. Suddenly, she noticed that Hozuki Gengetsu and Killer Bee's bodies were gradually changing!

Their skin gradually turned pale, and the texture of their skin changed accordingly. Their hands also began to soften, like clay.

"Clay clones..." Sakura's pupils contracted as she saw countless C1 bombs rushing towards her, intending to envelop her body!
Naruto's eyelids twitched suddenly, and he hurriedly pulled a water bottle from his pocket, removing the cap: "Sakura!"

Sakura glanced at him and, the instant Deidara shouted "Drink!", used the Water Instantaneous Movement Technique to teleport to Naruto's side.

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The real Phantom Moon carried Killer Bee's body away into the distance, while Deidara remained in place, grinning wildly and revealing his eight neat teeth.

"It's almost time~"

Deidara couldn't wait to take off his Akatsuki robe, eager to die.

"and many more!"

Naruto shouted towards the sky, but Deidara immediately interrupted him:

"I won't listen! I won't listen! Naruto Uzumaki, I hate listening to you the most!"

Deidara hurriedly tore his shirt, revealing a gaping maw that had been sewn shut over his heart.

Anyone who didn't know better would think he was about to start selling.

Just as he was about to continue pulling the thread around his chest, he heard Naruto shout again:

Don't you want to upgrade your art?

Deidara's hand gesture froze in mid-air.

Seeing that Naruto had persuaded the guy, he winked at Neji and Sakura, signaling them to slip away when Deidara wasn't looking and chase after Orochimaru.

"Upgrade your art? That statement only reflects your ignorance!" Deidara gave him a disdainful look.

Deidara: "My art right now is the most perfect!"

Naruto: "No, you're not."

Deidara: "Exactly!"

Naruto: "No, bro."

"That's right, that's right, that's right!" Deidara was completely enraged. Before his teeth could cut the rope, he reached out and pulled hard!
"Tear!"

He ripped the rope off, and at the same time, his rough handling caused a sharp pain in his chest, which made him frown.

"It's all Naruto's fault, he's dead, dead, dead..."

Deidara revealed his gaping maw and pulled out a large lump of explosive clay, then the jinx beneath him continued its chanting:

"I can use my Flying Thunder God Technique to carry everyone away!"

"Are you sure you want your ultimate art to go unnoticed?"

Deidara's hand gesture froze in mid-air once again, his face contorted with rage.

How can there be such a shameless person!
Sakura and Neji exchanged a glance, then slowly moved forward. Sakura summoned a water clone, which seeped into the soil, and began to chase Orochimaru along the underground waterways.

Neji, unable to stealthily move, bluntly retorted to Naruto, "Looks like your... art isn't all that great, so you're just going to commit suicide like this?"

Naruto gave Neji an approving look and continued to deliver the finishing blow:

"Here's a little tidbit for you: the abilities of someone resurrected using Edo Tensei will only remain at the level of their corpse."

In other words, you can no longer raise your own ceiling!

In fact, unless the body material is specially made, ordinary Edo Tensei cannot allow the deceased to exert their full strength.

For example, the Edo Tensei Hashirama and Edo Tensei Tobirama from the Fourth Shinobi World War are like this.

Deidara froze, unsure of what to do next.

Will it die immediately, or will it settle down and accumulate?
After calming down and thinking about it carefully, it seems that the leader's order for him to die quickly was just to make the most of him.

They may not understand their own artistic pursuits.

At that moment, Deidara's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Then why did you kindly remind me?"

This is clearly a key point: why would Naruto kindly remind him of this?
He analyzed it himself and suddenly realized, "I understand! As long as I'm alive, you can profit from me, right?"

"You're right, my foot..."

Naruto composed himself, and the Sage's face reappeared around his eyes.

His immortal mode dissipated early on, but after standing there chatting for just a few minutes, his natural energy successfully gathered again, and his immortal mode restarted!

"You thought I was standing here to have some romantic talk with you?"

With that, Naruto summoned a shadow clone, and before Deidara could react, he had already formed a Wind Release: Spiral in his palm, gradually expanding. "Sage Art: Rasenshuriken!"

Naruto hurled the Rasenshuriken in his hand, which sliced ​​through the air and produced a faint sonic boom!

As Naruto drew ever closer to Deidara, he clenched his fist and shouted, "Explode!"

"Buzz-"

The Rasenshuriken spread rapidly, and Deidara went even further, leaping down towards Naruto!
At the same time, he placed one hand on his chest, opened his chest and bit off the clay with his sharp teeth, chewing it vigorously.

As Deidara fell, his body gradually became transparent, revealing countless blood vessels in his body.

At this moment, Sakura and Neji, following Naruto's signal, had already chased after Orochimaru.

Naruto was left alone, but Deidara's self-destruct attack had a radius of ten kilometers.

If Naruto hadn't dealt with it in time, Sakura and Neji would still have been affected by the explosion.

At this critical moment, Naruto, contrary to his usual self, slightly curled the corners of his mouth and said, "Finally..."

"That silly Chun has taken the bait."

Suddenly, Naruto pulled out a scroll and a special kunai from his pocket, causing Deidara's pupils to shrink as he descended.

What does he want to do?
"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The spiral shuriken above exploded completely, momentarily distracting Deidara.

When he came to his senses,
He found that Naruto had already unrolled the scroll and laid it flat on the cracked ground.

The scroll had a large character '雷' (thunder) written in the center.

"Alright, now let me see if your art is perfect or not."

Naruto stepped onto the scroll, and in an instant, a pale white lightning flashed beneath his feet, causing Deidara to squint involuntarily!
"Oh no, is he going to...?!" Deidara was visibly panicked.

That wasn't all. Next, Naruto took out the kunai in his hand, and the sealed lightning release technique instantly covered the specially made kunai.

The principle behind making this kunai is not complicated; it's similar to how lightning rods work on Earth.

Lightning guide material.

The downside was that Naruto's body also became conductive, and he felt a tingling sensation throughout his body. If it weren't for Sage Mode, he would probably have been burned.

Then, Naruto turned ninety degrees like he was throwing a baseball, lowered his hand holding the kunai downwards, and then threw it upwards with a bang!
"Whoosh!!"

The kunai, crackling with lightning, hurtled towards Deidara, creating a 'two-way rush' as ​​he fell!
"Do not!!"

Deidara watched helplessly as the kunai pierced him deeply.

"puff!!"

The moment he was stabbed, Deidara felt as if all the blood vessels in his body had gone numb.

Through his almost transparent body, he saw his veins crackling with lightning, like a transparent toy that could glow.

Then, the blood vessels that were constricting toward his heart short-circuited and stopped in place.

"Damn it, it stopped!"

Deidara plummeted straight to the ground with a thud.

"boom!!"

Then, he watched as Naruto walked over expressionlessly, his face cold, his steps seemingly treading on Naruto's remaining lifeline.

"Damn it..." Deidara's speech became slurred due to the paralysis in his body.

Naruto pulled out several more specially made kunai, which, after being struck by lightning, pinned him to the spot as if nails had been driven into place.

"Pfft! Pfft!"

Deidara's body was completely paralyzed and he could no longer move.

“It seems there’s a lot of room for improvement in your art,” Naruto said as he walked up to him.

Deidara was unable to speak fluently, his eyes fixed intently on him.

"I guess you're going to defend your art or throw some trash at me next, but it doesn't matter..."

Naruto carved the Flying Thunder God kunai into Deidara's left chest and lifted him up like a chick.

"You have the best place to belong."

After saying that, he activated the Flying Thunder God Technique and brought Deidara back to Konoha.

……

ten minutes later.

A secret underground room somewhere in the Hokage Building.

This is a special room that has been converted.

Deidara was bound hand and foot to an iron chair, with several conductive tubes inserted into various parts of his body to continuously supply power.

"I will obtain all his techniques as soon as possible and give you an explanation."

Yamanaka Inoichi, standing to the side, spoke to Naruto, who nodded in agreement.

"As soon as possible, this is an important bargaining chip in future negotiations with Iwagakure... By the way, make sure he stays alive, but keep him in a paralyzed state."

After saying that, Naruto walked out of the secret room without looking back.

This was the ending he set for Deidara—to live forever under the control of lightning.

Pack up, it's time to go back.

He walked toward the corner and suddenly noticed a figure leaning against the wall, a pair of cold eyes silently watching him.

"Yo, Naruto."

(End of this chapter)