Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 235 Naruto: You can still pee even without a mirror, right?
Naruto turned to Sasuke: "What?"

Sasuke: "How did you train in Sage Mode at Mount Myōboku?"

As he spoke, he briefly described Ryuchi Cave, which Fukasaku and Shima had mentioned to him, to Naruto.

Naruto instantly guessed his thoughts: "You want to train in Sage Mode?"

The image of Kabuto suddenly flashed into his mind, and he immediately frowned.

I can't imagine what it would be like if Brother Pillar were covered in white phosphorus...

It's important to know that the following are some common adjectives used online to describe someone as handsome:
Yanzu, Yu Yan, Sasuke.

If you change my character, Zhu Zi Ge, to look that ugly, wouldn't that ruin his image?
Naruto: "Do you know how to train for Sage Mode in Ryuchi Cave?"

Sasuke shook his head, while Naruto, drawing on his memories from his past life, said:
"In Ryuchi Cave, there is a white snake sage who has lived for over a thousand years. He will first send out his subordinates to screen those who come to train. If you pass, he will directly infuse you with natural energy using his sharp fangs, just like Orochimaru bestowed a cursed seal upon you,"

"Leaving aside how unreliable this method is, the key issue is that if you can't withstand it, the White Snake Immortal will directly devour your body!"

A sudden silence fell over the surroundings.

Pakkun, standing in the corner, spoke up: "Sasuke, you should reconsider. Going to Ryuchi Cave for training is far too dangerous."

But Sasuke still shook his head and asked Naruto in return, "Gaining power always comes with risks... Wasn't it the same when you trained in Sage Mode at Mount Myōboku?"

In the Sage Mode of Mount Myoboku, one wrong step will turn you into a petrified frog.

Naruto remained silent for a moment, then continued, "I have a sage watching over me, but Ryuchi Cave is different. They won't treat you kindly. Just look at Manda."

Seeing that Sasuke still had no intention of changing his mind, Naruto waved his hand.

Let's put this matter aside for now and deal with Itachi Uchiha first.

The rest of the night was spent with everyone taking turns on guard duty, and nothing was said.

……

the next day.

The forest not far from the commercial town.

The three men and two dogs were ready to go, and Naruto signaled to Pakkun and Siba to continue leading the way.

They began to walk through the woods.

beep, beep...

Instead of splitting up, they changed their formation into a straight line, with Pakshiba in front, followed by Naruto, Sasuke, and Haku.

Sparse sunlight pierced through the dense green leaves, casting shadows on the three people's faces, which showed different expressions.

Haku and Sasuke looked slightly better, while Naruto's expression was anxious as he constantly scanned his surroundings, looking for any signs of enemies.

"Parker, what's the distance now?"

"His scent is quite close now. If we keep going at full speed, we can arrive in about a day."

This was faster than Naruto had anticipated. He narrowed his eyes, calculating his plans after meeting Itachi.

Just then, the three of them heard the dense swarm of insects in the woods.

Naruto's pupils contracted, and he roared at Sasuke behind him:
"Sasuke, Senbon!"

Sasuke barely hesitated, conjuring up Chidori in his hand and then hurling countless lightning needles forward, which flew toward the direction of the white flying insects!
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

The Thousand Birds Pierced most of the flying insects into the tree trunk, but a few still flew towards the three people and two dogs.

Immediately, they heard a young male voice shout in their direction:
"drink!!"

In an instant, those white flying insects exploded like detonators!
"boom!!"

"boom!!"

The explosion kicked up thick white smoke, enveloping the three people and two dogs, but it was quickly dispersed by a large red chakra hand.

Then, the giant hand slammed towards the two attackers!

"Ah Fei, watch out!"

The blond man with a high ponytail yelled at the masked man next to him and leaped up to dodge, but the man with the swirling mask seemed unable to dodge in time, letting the chakra hand pass through him.

Immediately afterwards, he collapsed to the ground.

Deidara stood on high ground, looking at the masked man with a reproachful tone: "What are you doing, you brat, huh?!"

"I'm sorry, senior, he was just too fast, I didn't have time to dodge."

The masked man stood up awkwardly and scratched his head, making Sasuke and Byakuya behind him jump.

They clearly saw Naruto's large hand pass through him, but the latter was unharmed.

Naruto stared at the actor, not surprised by their interception.

As for why...

Deidara looked at Naruto with a slightly ferocious expression, a grin spreading across his face: "We meet again, Naruto Uzumaki."

Ever since the failed One-Tailed Manhunt, he has kept that humiliation in his heart and included Naruto on his kill list.

Although the Nine-Tails needs to be captured last, it doesn't matter; all he wants now is to completely defeat the person in front of him.

Sasuke frowned and glanced at Naruto: "Are these two from Akatsuki?"

If it weren't for Pakshiba, he would have pressed these two for information about Itachi, but right now, he only sees them as stumbling blocks on his path to revenge.

Naruto looked at the masked man without turning his head and said, "That's right, but only one person is more important; the other person is completely irrelevant."

The key person he was referring to was naturally the masked actor, Uchiha Obito. Upon hearing this, Deidara raised an eyebrow, a hint of smugness appearing on his face, and his mood brightened.

Although Naruto Uzumaki makes him very angry, to be fair, his understanding of his own 'critical role' is absolutely correct.

On a grander scale, this is a figure who gives the entire Akatsuki organization a headache. And this person has admitted his key... oh no, I should say, his art.

They have a good eye.

"See, Tobi? Even Naruto Uzumaki admits that I'm very important. In other words, he has indirectly recognized my art, hmm!" Deidara said smugly to the masked man beside him.

To everyone's surprise, Naruto shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, I was talking about the masked guy next to you, it has nothing to do with you."

Deidara's smile froze.

"Oh~"

At this moment, Naruto feigned surprise and continued to add insult to injury, "You don't actually think I'm talking about you, do you?"

"No way, no way, no way?"

He watched as Deidara's face gradually flushed red, and then said slowly:

“I’ve investigated you. You’re just a nobody who defected from Iwagakure.”

"You and your so-called explosive clay art, honestly... tsk tsk, it doesn't feel as good as explosive tags,"

"How could someone of your caliber possibly be considered 'key' by me?"

"You can still pee even without a mirror, right? Why don't you take a piss now and look at yourself? It's okay, there are no women here anyway."

Naruto's relentless insults caused Deidara's blood to boil, leaving him speechless for a moment.

This humiliation was completely different from that of Itachi Uchiha before.

Itachi only gave him a fleeting illusion that the Sharingan was beautiful, which shook his view of art.

And Naruto,
Along with his art, his person, and his birth, everything was denied, and he was placed on the same comparative platform as Ah Fei next to him, and the comparison was declared a failure!

"Huh, Deidara-senpai...?" Tobi looked at him with a hint of fear, then angrily rebuked Naruto in a sharp voice:

"You, you, you, how could you say that about Deidara-senpai?"

"Your art is... absolutely magnificent! I won't allow you to insult your senior! Okay, it's decided..."

The masked man rubbed his hands together, rolled up his sleeves, and tried to teach Naruto a lesson on the spot.

Naruto, seeing Deidara about to explode with anger, whispered to Haku behind him, "You hold off the blond guy, Sasuke and I will continue forward."

Haku felt a chill run down his spine, then heard Naruto add, "Just keep him occupied, don't get carried away, and don't lose your temper."

"Yes." Bai nodded.

Sasuke frowned: "What did you mean when you said that the masked man was more important?"

Judging from Naruto's tone just now, he doesn't seem to be joking.

Naruto said seriously, "I'll deal with the masked man, but remember, if he comes into contact with you alone later, you can't believe anything he says."

"He and me...?" Sasuke was puzzled. Why would the masked man have something to say to him?
But seeing Naruto's expression, Sasuke realized the seriousness of the problem.

He nodded, choosing to believe Naruto's explanation.

“Let’s leave right now, while he’s still hot-headed…” Naruto was saying when he saw Deidara glaring at them from afar, and he squeezed out a few words:
"No one is allowed to leave... No one is allowed to leave!"

With that, he put his hands in his pockets and instantly threw a dragon-shaped explosive clay ball upwards!
"Bang!!"

The explosive clay instantly grew larger, and Deidara leaped onto it, attempting to jump onto the dragon's back.

C2·Dragon can spit out explosive clay to attack, with astonishing speed and power.

"Ah Fei! Run in the direction behind, I need to get this area..."

But before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from behind him!
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

An ice cone formed from condensed water vapor suddenly hurtled toward him!

"Puff puff!"

Deidara was hit directly, and his body was thrown backwards towards the crowd due to inertia!

Naruto's pupils constricted, and he shouted at the two, "That's a clay clone!"

Then Deidara, riding a giant bird, swooped down towards the three of them, his hands instantly forming hand seals:

"drink!!"

The clone exploded in front of the three people and two dogs!
"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

"Ah Fei, where are they?!"

Deidara shouted impatiently at the masked man below, who let out an "Ah!" and quickly looked in the direction of the smoke.

"Senior, no, no, this is terrible!" The masked man hurriedly waved his hand at him: "Water clones, these are all water clones!"

Deidara looked closely and saw that the three people and one dog that had just been blown up had all turned into a puddle of water!
This is a water clone summoned by Haku. His chakra nature contains water release and wind release, which together form the ice release bloodline limit.

The masked man looked flustered. Seeing ice spikes condensing behind the two of them again, he hurriedly asked:
"Senior, what should we do now?"

Deidara gritted his teeth, looking at the ice spikes, thinking that Tobi's abilities alone probably wouldn't be enough to handle such a bloodline limit, so he roared at him:

"Go after them and hold them off. I'll come find you after I've dealt with him!"

(End of this chapter)