Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 189 Now that things have come to this, let’s eat noodles first

"No big deal," Sasuke said calmly, "A few rats tried to get in, that's all."

Naruto frowned, were these guys really that bold enough to just sneak into his house?

He paused and asked, "Did you catch them?"

"No, I just pulled the curtains and they all scattered."

Sasuke looked outside with his Sharingan: "Two... no, three."

Naruto held his chin. The people from Danzo's faction were very concerned about Sai's affairs, but they didn't dare to confront him head-on, so they sneaked into his house when he was away... This was probably the case.

He thought for a moment and said to Sasuke, "Wait a moment, I'll go and say hello to the higher-ups."

After saying that, with a "whoosh" sound, Naruto disappeared from the spot.

Sakura also said goodbye to Sasuke. She would go back to keep an eye on Sai during this period to prevent him from turning against them or coming into contact with Danzo's people.

……

Half an hour later, on the top floor of the Hokage Building.

Mitomon En stood on the balcony, staring at the bustling crowd in front of him, his face serious, as if he was hiding something on his mind.

"Whoosh!"

There was a sound of footsteps in the air. He turned around and saw a yellow-haired young man walking towards him slowly.

"Naruto..." Yan narrowed his eyes, put his hands behind his back, and immediately guessed the intention of the visitor.

"Long time no see," Naruto stopped in front of him: "This time I asked to meet, mainly to discuss the issue of Konoha's unity..."

But before Naruto could finish his words, a powerful pressure suddenly erupted from his body! The hurricane mercilessly smashed into Mitomon En's face, causing his glasses to sway slightly.

Yan's expression changed instantly: "Naruto, you!"

He didn't expect that Naruto would be so decisive that he would take action without even talking!

Naruto's tone was neither happy nor sad, but it revealed a faint sense of oppression: "Put the weapon behind you back first... If you don't know, you might think there's an internal conflict among the Konoha high-level officials."

Yan's eyelids twitched, and he reached back into his sleeve with his backhand to hold the kunai behind him.

This was not directed at Naruto, but a habit that Yan had developed recently. However, to Naruto, it seemed more like a provocation.

"Naruto, don't misunderstand me!" Yan said in a deep voice: "I have no intention of targeting anyone. If you want to discuss the issue of unity, then talk about it in a good way. Don't do anything that is not conducive to unity."

"You're talking nonsense," Naruto snorted coldly, "Let me ask you, why do you allow the people of Danzo's faction to destroy the unity within Konoha?"

Yan remained silent, only slowly shaking his head. Naruto saw this and did not continue to attack, but instead slightly subsided the pressure and continued:
"Let me guess what you're thinking: the people from Danzo's faction have been doing something sneaky, but they're involved with too many people in the interest chain, and you can't wipe them all out in one go."

"So you compromised and let them sabotage within a limited scope in order to prevent Konoha from splitting apart."

"Do you still feel very moved and can really identify with Shimura Danzo? You didn't want to do dirty work, but were forced to take the dirty water, and your whole heart was for Konoha, right?"

Yan listened quietly, his expression inevitably changing from calm to surprise.

He admitted that Uzumaki Naruto was a man of character, and that it was amazing that he could gain such great power in just a few years, but he did not expect that he could judge the situation clearly in just one or two days.

At the same time, he was a little confused: "Since you know everything about them, why are you questioning me?"

"First of all, I don't know the situation clearly. I was just guessing, and now you can help me verify this guess," Naruto said slowly.

"Secondly, compromise can't solve all problems. Konoha's roots are too deep, and some branches and leaves will rot in the process. What we need to do is to eradicate them, not let them rot!"

"But this will only further tear Konoha apart, and you will turn the situation into a coup!" Yan gritted his teeth.

"Then use a smarter way to punish them." Naruto said, taking out a talisman, which made Mitomon En's expression freeze.

He looked at the talisman: "I see... But this thing can't be done so easily, right?"

Naruto shook his head slowly: "Even if it is difficult, we must try, because simple does not mean correct." After that, he put the puppet talisman in his hand back into the ninja tool bag.

Sticking this amulet on the enemy's back will allow you to control the enemy and make them do what you want.

For Naruto, he didn't need many of these talismans, two or three would be enough. All he needed now was a list of the top leaders of Danzo's faction.

This is also the reason why he specifically sought out Mitomon En.

"Give me the list, or at least let me take a look at it."

Yan swallowed, a little hesitant about this move.

If Naruto fails to handle this internal conflict well in the future, he and Naruto will be carved on Konoha's pillar of shame together.

Naruto sighed and allowed the Nine-Tails chakra in his body to burst out instantly. The chakra hand grabbed Mitomon En and squeezed him so hard that his whole body hurt.

"Uh ah...Naruto!" Yan couldn't help but shout, sweating profusely.

The next moment, Naruto threw Yan to the ground, letting him gasp for breath, and said, "Is it okay now? You can tell others that you were threatened by me, and no one will put the blame on you."

Yan looked at Naruto with a complicated expression, then took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to Naruto.

Haha, after all this fuss, you still have it with you... Naruto opened the envelope and saw a list of ninja names inside. Mito Kado En had already known all the names of the Danzo faction members.

Naruto took another closer look and found that many of the ninjas on these lists came from wealthy ninja clans, as well as some civilian ninjas who had risen from the grassroots, covering all levels of Konoha.

In other words, they are the best among these classes - those who are not good enough will not be incorporated into the roots.

If they were all killed, Konoha would suffer a loss of manpower and would bring panic to the village.

So, when Naruto is settling accounts, he must be careful to do it just right, neither skimming the surface nor going to extremes.

He turned and left, no longer discussing this issue with Mitomon En.

……

The time comes at night.

Naruto said hello to Tsunade and flew to the foundation with Sasuke to sign the documents and put their fingerprints on them.

Sasuke looked at the document and murmured, "I never thought that this piece of paper could affect the fate of the future Uchiha."

He was talking about the document confirming the fund to revitalize the Uchiha clan.

By signing, he officially accepted the help on behalf of the Uchiha clan, and the assets would procedurally belong to Uchiha Sasuke.

At this moment, Naruto suddenly handed him another identical document.

"Please sign this one too."

Sasuke frowned, "Aren't these two the same?"

"Yes, but one of them is for fishing," Naruto explained, "We need a legitimate reason to arrest the core members of Danzo's faction. To do this, we have to make the play as realistic as possible."

Sasuke remained silent. He didn't understand the political twists and turns, so he just signed it.

Afterwards, Naruto asked the people from the foundation to introduce to Sasuke the future expenditure of the funds, which would be managed by a dedicated person from the foundation.

Sasuke nodded ignorantly after understanding. In this way, the procedure was basically completed.

Originally, he wanted to let Sasuke build relationships with the Twelve Ninjas, but considering the special situation, there would be hidden dangers if he continued to stay in the village. Naruto decided to let Sasuke set out secretly tonight and form his own team.

Leaf Border.

"Bai, you will be Sasuke's subordinate for the next period of time. No matter what happens in the future, you must obey his command first."

Naruto gave Bai instructions on what to pay attention to, while Bai waited quietly by the side.

He then had Bai Yi hand Sasuke a new contact charm.

"It's the same as before. If you encounter an emergency or need to do something, burn the talisman. Be sure to bring the Flying Thunder God Kunai when burning it."

"Don't worry." Sasuke put the talisman into his pocket and nodded to Naruto in white before turning and leaving, with Bai following quickly.

Then, Naruto flew to the Hokage Building with Bai Yi. In a secret room, Naruto showed Bai Yi the file of the 'Danzo faction'.

"Hmm..." Bai Yi looked carefully and saw many familiar faces.

"Young people make up the majority... If we arrest them, it won't be a good thing for us in Konoha."

Naruto chuckled, "Who said we have to arrest them? We just need to destroy the foundation, and the others can do whatever they want."

To catch a thief, you must first catch the leader. Take out the most important people in Danzo's faction and deprive them of the conditions to continue their rebellion.

"Now Mitomonen and Utane Koharu will just turn a blind eye to us, so we can let go."

Naruto said as he picked out a few individual lists of names from the envelope.

The leader was a middle-aged black-haired man named Kazuhiko Shimura. Naruto suspected that he, like Danzo, was from the Shimura clan, which had little presence in the original work.

Several others were of similar age to him and were labeled as core members of the Danzo faction.

Naruto said in a deep voice: "As long as we arrest one of them, we can use the excuse of "torture to extract information" to arrest the other core members."

"Then, what will be the breakthrough point for the arrest?" asked the man in white.

"Sai, contact Haiyi about this matter. When I publicly treat Sai, have him let someone from Danzo come in. I will deliberately leak some information and have him tip off."

"I understand." Bai Yi nodded and disappeared from Naruto's sight.

Naruto walked out of the Hokage Building, exhaled a breath, and walked along the street to find Ichiraku Ramen.

"Uncle, it's still the same!"

"okay!"

Naruto placed his hands on the table, supporting his chin, and sniffed the aroma coming from the kitchen.

He was beginning to understand more and more why Naruto himself loved this little shop so much.

This place carries all the relaxing memories. When you come to Yile, you will naturally relax. Drinking a sip of noodle soup is like receiving a soul massage.

"Here it comes~" The uncle placed a huge bowl of ramen in front of Naruto, and there was even a lobster on it!
"Uncle...?" Naruto looked up. It seemed that he didn't order the deluxe package?
(End of this chapter)