Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 18 Dear friend, please don’t mess with me!

[Setting change: 'Family' changed to 'Friends and Relatives']

"Captain, go see what's going on."

But the captain began to walk slowly towards the back and started counting people one by one.

Naruto was a little anxious. He thought quickly and began to imitate the tone of the host during the day and shouted: "Dear friend, I am the newcomer who just joined."

The captain was built with a broad back and a majestic coiled dragon tattooed on his chest.

With a scrutinizing look in his eyes, he coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and said, "Are you new here? Why didn't you say anything just now?"

Naruto also looked at the captain. The tone of his voice did not sound like a native of Wave Country, but more like a confidant of Cardo.

He rolled his eyes and said, "My dear, I was moved by the team's spirit and followed them unconsciously. Didn't Chief Kaka say that we should unite all those who can be united?"

The captain said nothing as he walked forward silently and began to check Naruto's pockets.

He felt Naruto up and down, making sure there were no dangerous items, and then asked, "What is Mr. Cardo's philosophy?"

Naruto was a little confused. These days, apart from practicing, he was scouting around everywhere. God knows what his ideas were.

Develop downline? Bring spring to the Kingdom of Waves?
Talking nonsense is likely to backfire.

No, you have to take the initiative in the conversation.

Naruto's eyes deliberately revealed a hint of disappointment: "My dear friend, is this how you test your cadres?"

The captain frowned.

Naruto slowly raised his voice, "I just experienced the morning meeting with my friends today. They say friends are closer than family, and you can trust them with your back. And now you're actually questioning a friend's loyalty?"

Everyone around looked over, and many people began to whisper.

The captain was obviously a little embarrassed: "Keep your voice down and don't say anything that is detrimental to unity."

"Now you are harming unity!" Naruto turned to everyone and said, "Friends, this friend suspects that I am an enemy. God knows, I have been eating the chief's food for several days. How could I be an enemy?!"

An old man next to Naruto said, "Yes, dear, we can have enough food and clothing if we join this family. There is no need to be so sensitive."

"Yeah yeah."

The captain was speechless: "Ah, that's how it is, my friends. These days, a group of spies have sneaked into the Kingdom of Waves..."

"Spy, I'm a spy!" Naruto shouted, looking extremely angry, with a slightly distorted facial expression.

Although he is indeed a 'spy'.

"Shh, keep your voice down." The captain quickly pulled Naruto back and said, "Ahem, go in first and register."

Another woman in the crowd consoled him, "Don't get angry, young man. Go in and register."

"Hmph!" Naruto snorted coldly, finally giving the captain a way out.

You're pretty smart, kid... Wait, I think I'm the spy?

A group of people filed into the gathering place. The captain first counted the number of people and then asked the relatives and friends to receive nameplates.

Naruto also received one. There was a number on the small nameplate: 3021.

"Does that mean three thousand people have fallen..." Naruto thought.

After receiving the money, the captain and his family went to their accommodation. The gathering place was under military management, and a large number of collective dormitories had been built. Each dormitory housed dozens of people, a level that would make even university students shake their heads.

There were all kinds of smells in the dormitory, and Naruto almost suffocated when he entered.

He coughed, walked to an empty corner, created a shadow clone and returned to the dormitory, while his real body hid in the shadows and remained motionless.

Suddenly, hurried footsteps were heard in the corridor, and someone shouted, "Report, there is a fire in the west of the gathering area!"

"Tell a few teams of friends to get wet towels and water and go put out the fire!"

"Damn it! There's a fire in such a humid place like Wave Country?"

rustling...

The sound of footsteps and shouting continued. After a while, Naruto saw that there were fewer people patrolling around, so he boldly walked out and began to rush around.

The fire was naturally created by Sakurazaka in order to buy time for Naruto.

Naruto summoned several more shadow clones and began to act separately.

"Granary, granary..." Naruto's true form murmured softly.

At this point, the trio's plan became clear.

They want to dismantle the gathering place, but they cannot use force. After all, most of the people are locals of Wave Country. Harming them is no different from terrorists. Even if Satan comes, he will have to buy you a cigarette.

Reverse brainwashing? Unrealistic. The trio believed that Cardo's brainwashing skills far surpassed theirs.

In the end, it was Naruto who suggested robbing the granary!
He believes that food is the reason why relatives and friends can gather quickly. Although brainwashing itself is very effective, it also takes a certain amount of time to subtly change people's concepts.

Unless he is a madman who is willing to give up everything for his so-called ideal, but Naruto thinks there should be very few such people at present.

Soon, one of the clones found the granary in the south. He released the shadow clone, and the remaining Narutos began to rush towards the granary.

He soon saw the granary and two tall guards patrolling around it.

Judging from his clothes, he should be a direct descendant of Cardo.

Naruto did not attack rashly, but dived directly into the spiritual space.

"Oi oi oi, Nine-Tails, it's time to pay the rent." Naruto in the spiritual space stretched out his hand towards the huge eye.

"You seem to be getting more and more impatient. Have I been too nice to you lately, making you forget how terrifying I am?" Kyuubi's tone was filled with a hint of anger.

"Yarping," Naruto shook his head: "As long as you are still blocked by the Eight Trigrams Seal, you are just a little fox. Hurry up, I still have things to do."

"Hmph!" The Nine-Tailed Fox turned over and didn't want to pay attention to Naruto.

"Hey, little guy, are you throwing a tantrum?" Naruto said with interest, "How about this, if you pay the rent twice more, I can agree to a reasonable request of yours."

Kyuubi remained silent, but his aura had clearly changed.

"With your ability, you can't meet my requirements!"

"Not now, but what about the future?" Naruto said lightly.

"You've seen my potential and my abilities. Not only that, I can also use your power. When I grow up, is there anything I can't fulfill?"

"Or do you despise your own strength?"

The Nine-Tails didn't respond, but Naruto knew it had fallen into the trap.

It is not a machine, so it naturally has its own demands, and Naruto is one of the few people who has the opportunity to meet its demands.

But what Naruto didn't mention was that the Nine-Tails' request had to be 'reasonable'.

This is reasonable, and Naruto can judge for himself.

"Okay, I'll believe you this time." The Nine-Tails' breath stabilized and began to transmit chakra to Naruto.

Naruto felt the increasingly pure chakra, and his mind returned to reality again.

He discovered that he could now carry out simple activities in reality while communicating with the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Like temporarily offline.

Naruto took two steps at a time, ready to knock the guard out.

Just when he was about to succeed, he suddenly saw two dark shadows lurking in the shadows behind the guard.

Naruto looked closely and saw that it was the old man and woman he had just seen at the door!

He was stunned.

Dear friend, please don’t mess with me!

(End of this chapter)