Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 149: Konoha's New Business (4K)

In the 64th year of Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke left Konoha for a long time under the pretext of going out on a mission, and the relevant files were classified as confidential.

The Uchiha clan's cemetery, clan land and buried Sharingan are fully managed by the Konoha Foundation.

In the same year, the Foundation passed the [Ninja Clan Revitalization Plan], which allocated part of the funds raised and profits to restore the vitality of the ninja clan. Ninja clans that met the requirements could apply on their own, with restrictions on the number of times and time.

Therein lies the problem: the source of the foundation’s funding.

At the beginning, the foundation relied on collecting donations from major ninja clans to complete its initial accumulation, but this was not a long-term solution after all. The ninja clans were willing to buy in as a token of their loyalty, and they hoped to get something in return.

Subsequently, under the leadership of Uzumaki Naruto, the [Trauma Treatment Room] was officially established, responsible for constructing files on the mental health of ninjas and proposing treatment plans. The person in charge was Yamanaka Inoichi of the Yamanaka clan.

Haiyi is the captain of Konoha's analysis team. He can explore other people's thoughts and obtain intelligence. In addition to his ability to control minds, he has a certain foundation in this area and is able to manage the trauma treatment room.

"But Naruto, what should I do?" Haiyi asked in the face of Naruto's eager expectations of him.

"We will first open two regular services: traumatic memory sealing and battlefield sequelae counseling."

"Is sealing memories easy to understand? Aftereffect management involves cooperating with the medical team to systematically desensitize certain symptoms..."

The former is a simple and crude amnesia, while the latter is facing the psychological shadow directly.

The analysis class leader was stunned by the speech, but he quickly realized the feasibility of these two measures.

Haiyi held his chin and said, "Indeed... Konoha ninjas will carry out many dangerous missions. Many of them suffer psychological trauma after encountering misfortunes, which even affects their daily lives."

This is a blue ocean market.

Naruto nodded. "The second is value-added services, such as stress management for family heirs and stress resistance training for ninja teams. This needs to be combined with the characteristics of the ninja clans. For example, the Hyuga clan involves the main family and branch families, and the Inuzuka clan involves the management of ninja dogs."

"Of course, we can also open a [Ninja Mental Status Rating Service], which Konoha's top leaders will need. In other words, we can cooperate with the official."

"Speaking of cooperation, let's talk about cross-departmental business, such as sharing lie detection technology with the Torture Department to develop a harmless version to explore the past of ninjas."

"Does the interrogation department have experts in micro-expression analysis? We need to communicate more."

"But this also raises an ethical issue: How can the privacy of ninjas be protected? I've thought of several approaches, such as using the Uzumaki clan's sealing technique to seal the archives; choosing a secret location; and ensuring that the diagnosis and treatment of high-risk patients are monitored by Anbu throughout..."

Haiyi was shocked because he found that Naruto took out a scroll while talking!
The scroll contains a complete plan!

Site selection and layout, core team, diagnosis and treatment projects, operation mechanism... The most outrageous thing is that Naruto actually gave several scientific research directions!

For example, using chakra scalpels for neuromodulation, using spirit animals for animal-assisted therapy, etc.

Haiyi looked at Naruto's tired but bright expression and the dark circles under his eyes, and nodded secretly in his heart.

Fortunately, their Yamanaka clan belongs to Naruto's faction. This kid's ideas are really scary. I don't know how he can come up with so many ideas.

However, Haiyi still interrupted Naruto.

"Sorry... Actually, I heard something recently. Are you going to go out of the village for training with Master Jiraiya soon?"

"Huh?" Naruto didn't react for a moment, then waved his hand: "It's okay, it's not a big deal."

"But this project is bound to be complicated. If you can't supervise it all..."

"I can."

There was silence all around.

Naruto took out the Flying Thunder God Kunai, handed it to Haiyi, and gave him a look.

Hai understood what he meant, but hesitated for a moment before asking, "Will this delay your cultivation?"

Unconsciously, Haiyi had replaced "you" with "you".

"It will be a little delayed, but it's okay. When I become an immortal, basically no one will threaten me."

Hai was shocked. He had heard of the reputation of the Toad Sage, but he was still a little confused by Naruto's bold words.

Naruto smiled and shook his head, without explaining. He wouldn't tell Haiyi that the Naruto in the original story was a true training genius, and that achieving Sage Mode was just a matter of time.

"...Oh, and there's one more very important thing."

"You say."

"Don't limit this business to Konoha." Naruto said with a smile, causing Haiyi to frown slightly.

"But this business sounds like it could significantly boost ninja combat power, and it has a bright future. Opening it up to enemy ninja villages is a bit…"

Naruto calmly interrupted, "Who said anything about opening it up to the enemy?"

Hai was stunned.

"This business is only open to Konoha and its allies. In other words, if you want to make your own ninja stronger, you must first establish a good relationship with Konoha."

"Will there be a situation where one's promise is not fulfilled?"

"Of course, so we have to learn to discern."

"...I see. You are quite courageous."

There is an interesting detail here.

Neither Haiyi nor Naruto mentioned Tsunade, so it seems that she is not the Fifth Hokage of Konoha.

But it's not surprising. During the Shippuden period, Tsunade basically gave orders that were in line with Naruto's wishes, such as saving the Kazekage and bringing Sasuke back to the village. If the Konoha advisor objected, Tsunade would help out.

Although this move objectively sacrificed Tsunade's personal charm, it also provided convenience for the protagonist Naruto.

On the other side, Sakura also faces her own choice.

"You mean, you still need to think about taking you as your apprentice?"

In the Hokage's office, Tsunade looked at Sakura who was lost in thought and frowned slightly.

Ever since she first saw this girl, for some reason, Tsunade was extremely happy with her and liked her the more she looked at her.

After testing Sakura's medical background, she judged that Sakura would be a good candidate.

After seeing Sakura's super strength, Tsunade thought: it can only be her.

She must be my apprentice.

She had thought it would be a happy thing, but Sakura hesitated instead.

The reason is simple. Sakura was a strong-willed person before she traveled through time!
From her stubbornness in starting the level one solo challenge without taking any damage, it can be seen that she is pursuing her hobby - not to mention that being a host is not her main business. The period when she played games the most was actually during her undergraduate years.

If you work so hard on your side job, what about your main job?

And what about the medical ninja? It gave Sakura a feeling of, "Damn, I'm a support now?" Of course, it wasn't that she discriminated against supports, but she believed she could do a better job as a main carry.

She has a spirit of research, Bai as her technical advisor, both parents to provide a warm home, and solid achievements.

So why can't I be the main C?

But there is another confusing point here: Naruto and Sasuke are now playing the DPS role. If she also plays the DPS role, the team will lack a nurse!

Even output must be divided into physical output and spell output, and the nurse is indispensable.

Sakura said goodbye to Tsunade and knocked on Naruto's door.

When she went in, she found Naruto packing his luggage. She felt a little lonely and as if she had been abandoned. Her mood suddenly dropped to the bottom.

Naruto stopped packing and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll come to play with you from time to time."

Sakura turned her head away and said, "Oh," and then said sourly, "I'm afraid that someone will go out and find other girls to play with and never want to leave."

"How could that be? How can they compare to you?" "Heh."

Sakura sat on the soft sofa, holding her chin as she watched Naruto clean up. "You probably don't like aggressive girls, do you? People on the internet are saying that marrying a Sichuan or Chongqing woman will lead to a life of hardship."

"Huh?" Naruto looked up with a confused expression.

He likes girls with big breasts...

He coughed. "Actually, I don't think you're that mean. I've never even heard you say that classic line, 'I'm a slave to the Shu Dao Mountains.'"

“But I tell my students that.”

"Specially-needed children already have a lot of problematic behaviors, right?"

Naruto packed his luggage, took out some drinks from the refrigerator, and gave one to Sakura.

Sakura took a sip of her drink and looked at Naruto, "You seem to understand a lot?"

"Of course, my nephew is autistic." Naruto took a few big gulps. "After I graduated from college, I picked him up from school every day for a while. Hey, their homeroom teacher was quite cute..."

As Naruto spoke, he was completely stunned.

"Well... now we generally call it autism. Your nephew is not easy to raise. Autism is the most difficult of all types of disorders. People call it the 'King of Special Education'... What's wrong?"

Seeing Naruto completely stunned, she quickly snapped her fingers a few times.

"Hey!"

"Ah?" Naruto came out of his daze, and the look he gave Sakura became weirder than ever before.

"Is there something on my face?"

"...No, no."

Naruto quickly finished his drink and burped loudly.

"So you work in Chengdu?"

"Huh? How do you know?"

"Just a wild guess. Chengdu's special education industry is very developed, haha..." Naruto avoided the subject and asked about her recent situation.

"I heard that you don't want to go the [Medical Ninja] route. Do you want to put all your points into combat power?"

"Oh! I'm just really confused..."

Sakura rambled on about her own dilemma, and Naruto crossed his arms and listened quietly to her analysis.

"...That's what it is. What do you think, Mingfang?"

What an old joke... Naruto paused and said, "I still suggest that you become a medical ninja, because the Konoha Foundation will have in-depth cooperation with the medical team in the future."

"What kind of cooperation method?"

Naruto briefly explained it, and Sakura was eager to try it out after hearing it.

“I feel like it’s going to be interesting.”

"Ahem, actually, trauma therapy is very serious... But the main reason I recommended you to study medicine is because of the power you will be able to wield in the future, um, the power."

"I see." Sakura nodded. This problem would be easier to understand from the perspective of modern society.

For example, your university has opened a new subject, and no one knows the future of this scientific research project, but if you are one of the first people to try it, you will naturally enjoy the corresponding benefits after the results are produced.

For Sakura, this benefit includes a portion of the real power of Konoha in the future.

If there is a comprehensive trauma medical team in the future, then Haruno Sakura will most likely be the team leader and control the fate of a large number of ninjas.

This is very cool and can satisfy Sakura's need to carry the whole game.

"Is that all right?"

"That's it."

Sakura nodded in satisfaction. To be honest, at that moment she wanted to reward Naruto.

But the woman's modesty made her hold back.

"Well... that's it. I'll go say hello to the Konoha higher-ups."

"Well, let's go."

……

As mentioned earlier, the trauma medical room began to show its prowess as soon as it was established.

At first, only some senior people from big families decided to give this new business a try. After all, they had never heard of trauma psychotherapy before. Besides, isn’t it a basic quality for a ninja to be able to endure the temptations and endure the nature?

They are all traumatized, and this is tantamount to mental disability for them.

But let's give it a try, so the Hyuga clan took the lead and sent some members of the branch families to the medical room to start treatment.

Recovery from psychological trauma is not something that can be achieved overnight. At the beginning, Chief Advisor Uzumaki Naruto created files for several people and formulated a long-term recovery plan, which made the Hyuga clan a little confused.

Didn't you say it was restored? It looks fine, right?
According to feedback, the core of the first diagnosis and treatment was just to ask about basic conditions. It was more like a heart-to-heart talk than a treatment.

But the first step in psychotherapy is to understand the patient. If you don’t understand him, how can you treat him? It can only be said that people in the ninja world are still too crude and cannot realize the mystery of it.

Later, with the introduction of illusion techniques and the secret techniques of the Yamanaka clan, the power of psychological trauma treatment gradually emerged. Of course, the sealing of traumatic memories took on the vast majority of the early achievements.

Naruto naturally learned some sealing techniques of the Uzumaki clan and continued to move closer to Minato Namikaze.

Later, as the business expanded, the core combat forces of some ninja clans recovered their vitality, which caused a shock in Konoha.

The uncouth villagers took one look and were like, “WTF?! This thing actually seems to be working!”

The Trauma Treatment Room then started accepting appointments. At the same time, in order to take care of the patients' feelings, the Trauma Treatment Room was officially renamed Konha Mental Grove.

then……

This service started with ninjas and gradually spread to civilians, and tiered pricing also appeared.

For example, basic consultation for Genin is 3000 taels per hour (D-level mission coupons can be used), family customization services are charged an annual fee (Inu, Deer, and Chou enjoy joint discounts), etc.

Later, this business began to be coveted by others, so a visual illusion barrier was set up around the treatment room, and cooperation was started with the Anbu, regular patrols, etc.

Konoha Spiritual Court became more standardized and realized new types of revenue generation. This business began to radiate influence to the Land of Fire and even foreign countries.

Time passed quickly, and it was the Shippuden period.

……

Somewhere in a dense forest.

The young man dressed in a pure white kimono stood tall, with black hair hanging down to his shoulders, fair skin, delicate and three-dimensional features, and his eyes looked deeply at the person in front of him who kept begging for mercy.

"Please, spare me..."

The ninja who was kneeling on the tree trunk and begging for mercy kept kowtow, his lower body was wet and his eyes were full of panic.

"I, I will tell you everything, including the secrets of this world..."

The tall and handsome young man looked at him quietly and slowly drew out the Kusanagi sword from behind.

(End of this chapter)