Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 130 Sakura, feed me quickly!

Orochimaru's pupils shrank.

He discovered that the curse seal and snake venom he had planted on Naruto were actually beginning to be blocked at this moment, and even began to show signs of backflow.

"That was a close call... If I didn't have a backup plan, you might have cursed me today."

Naruto used incredible strength to grab Orochimaru's head with both hands and pulled it out hard!
"Stab!"

Then he retreated quickly and flew straight back to Konoha before Orochimaru could react.

"Whoosh!"

At the same time, Kabuto noticed Jiraiya coming outside the hotel and said hurriedly, "Lord Orochimaru, Jiraiya is here."

Orochimaru's face was somewhat gloomy, his hands hanging, standing still, the sweat on his head increased, he said to the latter: "Let's go."

If his hands hadn't been temporarily disabled, it wouldn't have been so difficult for him to catch Naruto.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them left the place in an instant.

Jiraiya rushed to the hotel and found traces of fierce fighting inside and outside the room.

He was carrying a bag of food, pinched his brows, and looked at the hotel owner who came in a hurry with a headache and an embarrassed look on his face.

How many times have we had a fight in the hotel?
Why is he the one to pay again...

Can you please be quiet?
……

On the other side, Konoha Village.

"Naruto?!"

Sakura, who was in the training ground, saw the boy's body fall to the ground with a "bang".

Yellow Monkey descends from the sky.

She quickly helped Naruto up and saw him struggling to open his collar, revealing a faint black mark on his neck.

"Snake venom..."

Originally, Naruto wanted to say the second half of the sentence: "I need a beautiful woman to help me suck it out!" But in the end he only spit out the first two words.

At the critical moment, Naruto used his ultimate strength to break free from Orochimaru's restraints, but he soon completely lost control of his body - the paralysis effect took effect.

However, the power of the curse seal was too weak, and under the strong repulsion of the Nine-Tails' chakra, it disappeared after a while.

Sakura immediately understood and rushed Naruto to Konoha Hospital as quickly as possible.

Two hours passed.

"He's fine, he just needs to rest for a while."

"I see. You all have worked hard."

"It should."

Konoha Hospital.

After the nurse gave a brief explanation, she left Naruto and Sakura alone in the room.

In fact, the moment Naruto came back, Bai Yi had already learned about Naruto's condition, so he specially asked someone to clear out a single room in the ward for Naruto, which was considered a small benefit.

No one knew where the news of Uzumaki Naruto's injury leaked, but within just one hour, several groups of people from prominent clans came to offer their condolences.

Various fruits and flowers filled the bedside. If you didn't know, you would think that the Hokage was sick.

Naruto lay on the bed and repeated his plans and experiences to Sakura, who pursed her lips and said nothing.

"...My initial thought was to wrap up the fragments and prevent Tsunade from seeing their true appearance, but suspicion and distrust are inevitable."

Sakura was silent for a moment, then slowly said, "Actually, you don't necessarily need to show her the fragment."

Naruto stood up slightly, "What do you mean?"

"You should finish drawing the cake first, and then find a way to get her back to Konoha to check on Rock Lee's injuries."

Naruto was confused, what did this have to do with treating hemophobia?
Sakura paused and said, "First, you use Konoha to keep her, and then we can come up with a psychological treatment plan."

"Just like we did with Sasuke before."

After that, she gave a serious warning: "Fragments are not omnipotent. You have to know that Sasuke had a huge psychological trauma back then. As soon as we entered, we were killed by the Heart Demon Itachi. Now the Heart Demon Itachi can fight Sasuke back and forth."

I hope that Pillar Brother won’t become overly inflated when he sees Itachi again (fingers crossed).

Naruto suddenly realized that if he didn't alleviate Tsunade's condition first, then using the fragments would be useless.

I'm afraid that as soon as I go in, I'll be killed by some bloody monster.

After hearing this, Naruto fell into deep thought and began to seriously consider the root cause of Tsunade's illness.

Soon, he came to a preliminary conclusion:
"I think that Tsunade's hemophobia is closely related to the deaths of her two lovers."

"Especially Kato Dan, a famous medical ninja in the ninja world, who watched his lover die with his own eyes. This blow was too targeted."

"The fact that a doctor cannot heal the wounded, combined with the guilt of not being able to save her loved one, creates cognitive dissonance for Tsunade."

"And the memory of their deaths is bound to the element of blood, so blood becomes the switch for Tsunade's self-punishment."

Sakura listened silently, her eyes slowly widening.

"Really? Why are you talking so professionally?"

After hearing this, Naruto immediately revealed a smug look, as if to say, "You really think so." He waved his hand with the look of a worldly expert.
"Hey, basic operation, don't be 6."

"fart."

Sakura pulled the bench closer and looked straight at Naruto: "Actually, I've had similar questions for a long time. The way you treated Sasuke before seemed quite similar. Could it be..."

"You were a psychiatrist before you traveled through time?"

"I'm a social animal... a company employee."

Naruto laughed dryly and added, "But my undergraduate major was applied psychology, so I know a thing or two about human nature."

"Then why don't you become a psychiatrist?" "I don't know."

"Hmm?" Sakura's beautiful eyes showed confusion.

Naruto pointed to his head and said, "This involves my psychological trauma, which was sealed by Naruto himself. So I have forgotten what happened."

"But I must have changed my career later, otherwise I wouldn't be a corporate dog."

Naruto complained a little: "What a pity! Professional psychologists are definitely making a lot of money. I remember my mentor was a super boss. He was a university teacher and ran a clinic. When I was an intern, he asked me to... Hey, what did he ask me to do at that time?"

"Okay, stop." Sakura interrupted Naruto's recollection and continued to ask: "So what is your treatment plan for Tsunade?"

"Hmm... Let me think about it. Mainly because I haven't used these skills for a long time, so some of them are rusty."

The more Naruto thought about it, the more he felt that this idea was feasible.

When he was in college, he fantasized about opening a psychological clinic in the ninja world. He didn't need any complicated equipment, and just using illusions could be of great help in many situations.

Thinking of this, Naruto's nervous mood eased a lot. He lay back on the bed and immediately made an uncomfortable look, attracting Sakura's attention.

"what happened?"

"Oh... I'm so tired recently, and I have to work with my injury later. It would be great if a beautiful woman could help me peel an apple for me."

Sakura was amused by Naruto, but she looked serious and said solemnly, "No."

"Ah! It hurts!"

Naruto covered his chest in pain. Sakura rolled her eyes at him and said, "Your chest isn't injured... but you're screaming like Xiao Shenyang."

"No, my heart hurts!"

Naruto twisted his features together and began to chant in Chinese: "Ah, what a painful realization~"

"You were my everything~"

"But you're not even willing to peel an apple for me, feed me a bite, or smooth out the difficult path I've walked on~"

Sakura could no longer control her expression, and Kuku held back her laughter as she listened to Naruto messing with the lyrics of "Understanding".

"...as helpless as a child...Hey, where's my reward? I won't sing without it!"

"The devil wants to reward you."

Having said that, Sakura still peeled a banana for Naruto.

Feeding him a banana doesn't count as listening to him.

Naruto stared at the banana and accidentally made eye contact with Sakura. He immediately said with a painful expression:
"You know, my hand is also injured... It can only be healed by having a beautiful woman feed me..."

"oops!"

"Oh, everyone knows those hands. Even hugging them won't let you possess them. To possess them, you must first understand how to accept losing them~"

"Stop! You are not allowed to make fun of E-God!"

"Fuck, you like Eason Chan." Naruto was shocked, and then he said in shock:

"Ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, we were all the same~"

Sakura stuffed a handful of bananas into Naruto's mouth. Naruto's eyes widened, and then he began to hum the next melody.

Sakura laughed out loud like a goose, and then wiped away the tears of laughter.

So the ward became someone's KTV, the fruits given as gifts became fruit plates, and the empty room became a performance stage.

ten minutes later.

"Keep your voice down, aren't you afraid of being heard by others?" Sakura said angrily, ordering Naruto to control his emotions. The latter smiled and said okay, then naturally put the peeled orange into Sakura's mouth.

Xiaoying paused and said, "But you sing quite well. Did you learn it in an interest class when you were a child?"

"My mom, my mom, she always loved taking me to karaoke."

"Really? Don't you have a generation gap? Middle-aged people should choose old songs, right?"

"Not really," Naruto waved his hand, "She often goes singing with me and her students. She's very fashionable."

"Oh." Sakura remembered that Naruto said that her mother was a dance teacher.

Logically speaking, such a mother should be very elegant, so why did Naruto's father divorce her?

Perhaps, the problems Naruto encountered are more serious than I thought... Sakura thought so, and at the same time she felt fortunate that Naruto himself had sealed his memories.

However, she soon realized a serious problem!

Before Naruto traveled through time, he often sang Karaoke with his mother's students. Her students should all be dancers.

Are all dancers particularly beautiful?

Thinking of this, Sakura's mood suddenly became mixed. She felt inexplicably irritated and a little depressed.

She is just an ordinary special education teacher, and her only hobby in private is playing games.

Wouldn't that make me seem particularly boring in Naruto's eyes?

"No, what's wrong?" Naruto was confused. He didn't seem to say anything outrageous just now, right?

"Nothing." Sakura's tone turned cold again.

Naruto frowned. They say women's hearts are as unpredictable as the sea, and their moods are ever-changing, but isn't this a bit too exaggerated?!
Real or fake?

He scratched his head, completely confused as to what was going on with Sakura.

Is she going to be mad because I asked her to feed me a few pieces of fruit?

No way……

Wow, so unfair!
Yes, why are this boy and girl so troubled?
But there was one thing they didn't notice.

At the door of the ward, a figure has been lingering for a long time...

(End of this chapter)