Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 116 Naruto: I am not Allen, I cannot transform (4000 words)
the other side.

After tidying up, Naruto walked out of the room and found that Sasuke and Sakura had also gotten up early and seemed to be discussing something.

"Oh, so early." He strode towards the two of them with a questioning look in his eyes.

"Naruto..." Sasuke turned around and said with a serious expression: "Sakura and I have discussed it. From now on, I will borrow the fragments twice a week. The rest of the time, the fragments will be at your disposal."

"That's it, no problem."

Naruto agreed without hesitation, and Sakura came over and whispered, "If you find anything unusual about Tsunade in the future, call me immediately."

"Don't worry, I will never try to be brave." Naruto nodded, then handed the fragment to Sakura. When he took it, Naruto narrowed his eyes.

"The fragments seem to have really gotten smaller..."

His light words made Xiaoying frown slightly, so she also looked at the fragments.

"It feels about the same... maybe it really has gotten smaller."

The two were silent for a few seconds, and suddenly, Naruto said something out of the blue: "I feel that the mastermind behind this will definitely not contaminate Tsunade."

"Huh? Why do you say that?"

"Nothing, just a feeling."

Naruto quickly ended the topic, summoned a shadow clone in Sakura's somewhat puzzled eyes, and sent the two back to Konoha.

He walked back to his room and began to practice spiritualism.

After breakfast, Jiraiya began to take Naruto to inquire about Tsunade's whereabouts, and one of the shadow clones sent back to Konoha began to rush towards the Hokage Building.

When he was about to reach the corner of the Hokage Building, he happened to meet Temari and her group. He subconsciously avoided them, hid his figure, and paid attention to their actions.

Temari, who was at the front, had a very bad expression on her face, and the people around her were talking to her, and it seemed like they were fanning the flames.

"What are you doing...are you trying to lead me on?"

Naruto scratched his eyebrows and did not move closer. Instead, he bought a few skewers of meatballs and rushed to Konohamaru's house.

Arrived at the door and knocked.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Who is it?" The door opened, revealing a little kid the size of a toy. Naruto handed the meatball to Konohamaru with a smile on his face, motioning him to come in and talk slowly.

Konohamaru's parents are elite Jonin who are directly under the Hokage and are from the Anbu. They are rarely at home, so Konohamaru is responsible for taking care of his own life.

The furnishings in the house were simple. Naruto looked around and stated the purpose of his visit: "Konohamaru, I want to see the photos you took recently."

"Ah, okay." He took Naruto to his room, where there were some scattered manuscripts and a pile of photos piled on the desk.

He really did follow Naruto's instructions and recorded the village's past. Looking closely, his eyebrows and eyes were less childish and more mature.

"Brother Naruto, take a look."

He held up some pictures and showed them to Naruto, whose eyes widened, "These kids... they're drawing me?"

The photo shows several children in a classroom of a ninja school. The child in the middle is proudly showing his painting to the people around him. The painting depicts a scene of Naruto fighting with several black-robed figures.

"These are all my classmates. Influenced by me, they now adore you, hehe."

Naruto didn't say anything, but silently turned to another photo.

This photo was taken in the school playground. Several children were wearing goggles and making cool gestures.

"Well, these are the goggles I used to wear before I graduated..."

Continue to the next one.

This picture is a continuation of the first one. The child's parents proudly posted their child's painting in front of the store - their family usually sells some daily necessities in the village.

Naruto flicked through the photos quietly, and saw the distant scene of post-war reconstruction, the beaming smile of the Ichiraku Ramen uncle, the sturdy young man breathlessly carrying a broken pillar, and the busy Chunin teacher preparing for a new class...

These photos record fragments of memories from the post-war period of Konoha to the present. Most of the content is positive, but some are confusing.

"What does this picture mean?" Naruto saw the backs of Tenten and Ino at the dumpling shop.

"Ah~ They were arguing about whether Sakura-san was your girlfriend. I thought it was interesting, so I took a picture."

Naruto held his forehead helplessly, wondering why the villagers also liked gossip so much... But this thing is also very popular on Earth. Some netizens call this behavior party fighting or stock speculation.

After flipping through the photos for a while, Naruto selected a few photos that showed that he was living a good life and told Konohamaru that he wanted to buy them.

"Take whatever you want, Naruto-kun. I won't charge you." Konohamaru said firmly, but Naruto still forced some money into his hand.

"Copyright awareness must be instilled from a young age." Naruto lectured Konohamaru earnestly for a long time, telling him that these photos were the result of his labor and he should not be cheated by the newspaper in the future.

"By the way, Naruto-nii, last time I reported on the Uchiha clan, someone took the initiative to give them flowers."

"what?"

Naruto was shocked. Even though Uchiha had such a bad reputation before, people still gave him flowers. Is this the sun rising from the west?

At the same time, he began to worry about a question: "Can ordinary people enter that place now?"

Konohamaru smiled bitterly: "Ordinary people wouldn't go there. Before, only people from some big families went there to pay their respects."

"true and false?"

"Actually... after they pay their respects, they will take the initiative to ask about Sasuke-nii and... about your recent situation, Naruto-nii."

"Fuck, waiting for me here..." Naruto shook his head. Isn't this just a roundabout way to please him?

This will of fire...

"Konohamaru, let's stop here for today. I have something else to do, brother. See you next time."

"Okay, I'll see Naruto-nii off."

……

After saying goodbye to Konohamaru, Naruto returned to his home, found the envelope, carefully sealed the letter and photo, and put them in his pocket. Another Flying Thunder God came to the Hokage Building.

At the door, he saw Bai Yi waiting there for a long time, and motioned him to lead the way and go in to talk to Temari.

He had prepared for the worst. Judging from their reactions just now, Temari and the others might not be satisfied with his actions. However, verbal persuasion was not a panacea, and he was not sure that he could convince them.

But without Temari's support, it was difficult for him to carry out his work.

Walk into the reception room.

As soon as he entered, Naruto felt that the atmosphere around him was clearly not right. The man in white noticed the problem and took a step forward, but Naruto smiled and told him to step aside. He was not here to fight, so there was no need for an extra "sword-wielding guard" by his side.

Bai Yi slowly retreated to the door, while Temari and the others carefully examined the boy in front of them.

Many of the accompanying Sand Ninjas couldn't help but wonder in their minds the moment they saw Naruto: Are things done so casually in Konoha?

This cannot be blamed on their poor eyesight. The main reason is that Naruto's current body is young and apart from his eyes, other aspects do not seem to be mature. This makes everyone feel that he is just joking.

But they also did their homework. The person in front of them has been dominating the Konoha hot search list for a long time recently, and is undoubtedly a powerful figure.

It doesn't match this look at all...

But Temari didn't care about that. She stood up suddenly and slammed the iron fan on her back to the ground.

"boom--"

A strong wind suddenly swept towards Naruto from under her feet!

But the blue-eyed boy in front of him didn't even blink, and several tails suddenly emerged from his tail vertebrae, and he just slapped the air in front of him!
"boom!!"

The strong wind and the cyclone wrapped in red chakra collided with each other, causing the windows of the entire reception room to shake violently. The pressure of the Nine-Tails spread naturally, causing a group of Sand Ninjas to stand up suddenly and stare at Naruto with serious eyes.

Naruto looked at everyone calmly, waved his hand, and put his hands in his pockets again.

"sit."

This simple word made everyone's heart tremble, the mockery in their eyes quietly disappeared, and they became more convinced of the various rumors about this young man in Konoha.

Temari felt it the strongest. She originally wanted to give this boy a warning, but unexpectedly, this boy didn't take her seriously at all.

"Don't worry, there was a certain Uchiha who didn't take you seriously during the Fourth War..." Naruto thought to himself, and said calmly to the woman in front of him: "There's no need to be hostile. I just want to talk to you about Gaara."

As he said this, a young Sand Ninja immediately expressed his objection: "Lord Gaara is one of us Sand Ninjas, what does it have to do with you!"

Naruto looked at him, "Uh, what's your name?"

The young man's face changed drastically, and he felt inexplicably frightened by the boy's 'questioning'.

"...What the hell? I don't even dare to say its name." Naruto muttered softly, motioning everyone to sit down first. It's not like Eren is talking to Reiner in the basement, why are you so nervous?

Do you really think I'm going to transform?
Everyone sat down under Naruto's 'pressure'. Naruto slowly exhaled a breath of foul air, and then explained to everyone in a calm tone:
"Before, I made a bet with Gaara, a young man from your village, to show him my life and show him that a Jinchūriki can live a loving life. Now that some time has passed, I am here to fulfill my promise."

"Please help me forward this letter... Ah, of course, you can read it at will."

He took out a letter that was neither thick nor thin and handed it to Temari.

At this point, no one would think that the boy in front of them was still a little kid. Judging from the attitude of the man in white just now, his sudden thundering attack and his flawless speech, he obviously had his own skills and was not an ordinary person.

Temari was about to take it, but the young man who had just spoken interrupted him: "Be careful, there may be a trap inside."

When he said this, the people around him suddenly became nervous. Although ninjas did not learn Sun Tzu's Art of War, the essence of ninjas was the use of trickery in warfare, so these words successfully incited everyone's suspicion.

Naruto rolled his eyes at the young man and said to everyone, "Why don't I take it down myself... Really, are all Sand Ninjas so cowardly?"

"Wait!" Temari called out to him, obviously dissatisfied with what he said.

"Letter, give it to me."

That's right, young people have to be brave... Naruto nodded and handed the letter to Temari. There was no explosion or trap, just an ordinary letter.

She opened the envelope and saw several photos inside. People around her came over to take a look and found that the contents were related to Naruto, and most of them recorded the villagers' opinions of him.

Sometimes, no matter how many words there are, the impact is not as great as that of a single photo. These scenes seem to come alive and instantly capture Temari's heart.

"This...isn't this an act..." The young man muttered, and the middle-aged Sand Ninja next to him covered his mouth, giving Temari a chance to watch quietly.

"It doesn't look like acting..." Temari subconsciously refuted the young man's words in her heart. She had seen too many villagers' eyes towards Gaara, and the disgust deep in their bones could not be hidden, which was completely different from these photos.

She flipped through the pages one by one, then opened the envelope and began to read its contents.

Everyone gathered around, and those who didn't know thought someone had written a love letter to Temari. The main thing was that everyone's eyes were filled with two words: gossip.

But soon, everyone was silenced by the letter.

"Humph, I don't understand why you would do this for this brat."

Suddenly, the Nine-Tailed Fox in Naruto's body spoke. It usually rarely interfered with Naruto's life, but recently, it became more and more curious about Naruto's various choices.

"He, like me, has a tailed beast living inside him, and endures the contempt of the villagers."

Nine Tails stretched lazily and said disdainfully: "They are just troublemakers."

"Correct, pertinent, and to the point." Naruto nodded slowly in his mental space.

These villagers, like some people in reality, can only say that it is fortunate that the earth’s nuclear bombs have no thoughts, otherwise all of humanity would have been blown to the sky sooner or later.

"Then you still want to help him?"

"Some people are beyond help, while others can still be saved. Gaara is clearly the latter."

"Why do you say that?"

Because I've read the plot... Naruto complained in his heart and said lightly: "Because his darkness comes from love, he can be destroyed by love, and he can also be saved by love."

"Can't understand."

"It's okay. I have a lifetime to teach you slowly."

The Nine-Tailed Fox fell silent. It didn't speak, but continued to dive.

A man and a fox were talking, and the Sand Ninjas also finished reading the letter.

They didn't speak for a long time, as if they were chewing on what Naruto had written. Temari moved her lips, and after struggling for a while, she slowly said:

"What on earth do you want to do?"

She didn't understand. As far as this letter was concerned, he really just wanted to have a heart-to-heart with Gaara and talk things over, but what was the purpose of doing this?
He even had to waste administrative resources and endure the hostility of the villagers and the Sand Ninjas, just to reason with a young man he had only met a few times.

Who would believe it if I said that?

As if sensing the confusion in everyone's eyes, Naruto knew it was time for another pleasant chat, and he explained slowly:
"I know this is a big leap, and many people don't understand what I mean, so they have the illusion that I'm doing useless work,"

"But seriously, I think you're a smart guy, Temari,"

"Can't you see the political significance behind this move?"

(End of this chapter)