Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 8: Register for one million and enable the reward function

Jiang Chen was shocked and felt that the decision not to ban scalpers was the right one.

Otherwise, even if all the stores in Wansan Mall sold it together, it would not sell out so quickly.

However, at this time, the background showed that the number of Douyin registrations was only over 500,000.

That is to say, nearly half of the mobile phones sold from the Wansan store did not fall into the hands of individual monks.

Haha, it means that those scalpers are holding the goods and waiting to sell them at a high price.

The emotional points in the mall have reached more than 500 million points, and the numbers are still soaring.

At this time, there was no one outside Wansan Shop.

Occasionally, when someone passed by, he would wrap himself in a cloak, for fear that others would see his appearance.

Seeing this, Huang Wansan and Huang Xiaojun in Wansan Shop both sneered.

Just be lustful.

What's there to be ashamed of?

These human monks insist on pretending to be righteous gentlemen.

Everyone who came to buy a mobile phone today was dressed like this, and only dared to show their eyes.

Look at them, master and servant.

Just keep looking at it openly!

So what?
Not just looking.

Huang Xiaojun also directed it several times in front of Huang Wansan!

So what?
They are monsters anyway.

The main thing is that these human monks are not pretending completely?

Let’s not talk about those who uploaded selfie videos showing their faces on Douyin after getting a mobile phone, for fear that others would not recognize them.

In the comment sections of some beautiful young ladies, they are all introducing themselves crazily.

It seems that you are too embarrassed to let others know that you bought a mobile phone in real life.

Why does it feel like the Nine Treasures Glazed Tile Sect has given me a blessing of courage even through the screen?
Do you want to brush for a while?

Didn't sleep all night.

Situ Chengfeng, who had just finished his morning prayers in the main hall, quickly retreated to his room.

"But I wasted all my training time last night, and I was distracted during the morning class just now."

"No, how can a monk like me be seduced by beauty!"

‘Ding dong~’

[Your special attention has recently been updated]

Special attention?

"Forget it, it won't hurt to wait a little longer. I'll turn off my phone after watching Special Attention. I must not slack off in my cultivation progress and must catch up on the training I've missed!"

As soon as he opened the Douyin page, Situ Chengfeng, who had been frowning, suddenly smiled.

"Hehehe, this is my favorite Shen Youchu's new work."

In the video, Shen Youchu is dressed in a court dress that exposes her shoulders and collarbones, with a red plum blossom mark on her forehead.

As heavenly music sounded, she raised the handkerchief in her hand towards the camera.

Finally, he covered his mouth with his handkerchief and retreated timidly in small steps.

Oh~~~
I couldn't help but slow down the progress, freeze the picture, and then zoom in wildly on Shen Youchu's shoulders and collarbone.

Situ Chengfeng even wanted to take a look at the fairy's fragrant armpits, but it was a blind spot.

[This isn't just flirting with the camera, this is clearly flirting with my heart! — Haotian Sect's senior disciple Situ Chengfeng]

[Is the fairy wearing too much? — Haotian Sect's senior disciple Situ Chengfeng]

[Fairy, I am the senior disciple of the Haotian Sect. I sincerely invite you to watch the moon together on the Mid-Autumn Festival next month. — Situ Chengfeng, the senior disciple of the Haotian Sect]

[Fuck you, Haotian Sect! I've never heard of you, go to hell! I'm from the Blood Drinking Sect, fairy, give me my real-time location! —Xue Ao, the Blood Drinking Sect's number one genius]

This video is well shot. I'm Liu Haoran, a disciple of Haoran Academy. I'd like to invite you to discuss the Dao. Could we meet at Jinyuan Mountain? — Liu Haoran, Haoran Academy.

[Talk to your mother! If you don't talk to a woman, talk to your mother! Fairy, I want to be your servant! —Wang Qiusi Daoren of the Necromancer Sect]

"Well?"

A little nine-tailed fox looked at the comments on the screen with disgust.

Shen Youchu is not her Douyin account, but the Douyin account of her boss, the Nine-tailed Fox King.

But these fox kings only want to shoot videos and don’t want to catch these small fish.

But it would be a shame not to fish, so after taking the video, I handed the phone to the little fox below to reply to the comments.

Xiao Ran is a little nine-tailed fox who helps the Nine-tailed Fox King reply to messages.

"How about picking a few and replying to them?"

After browsing around, the little fox decided to choose Situ Chengfeng first.

Because this guy has the most comments and he looks like a fool.

At this time, Situ Chengfeng, who had licked dozens of comments, happily closed his phone, feeling secretly happy.

I commented so quickly and so many times, the fairy will definitely notice me~
Thinking of this, Situ Chengfeng showed a satisfied smile on his face.

"Hey~"

Situ Chengfeng sighed again.

It's a pity that I can only send one private message to people who don't follow me, otherwise he...
Suddenly, his cell phone vibrated.

Any special attention?

No, I can't brush anymore, I need to practice
and many more!

Situ Chengfeng widened his eyes, and a surge of hot blood rushed to his head.

The fairy replied to me! ! ! !
I couldn't wait to open Douyin and found that the fairy replied to my private message with a smiling soybean emoji.

"Oh yeah~!"

Situ Chengfeng felt that even the joy he felt when he first broke through to the foundation-building stage of Qi refining was less than one-tenth of what he felt now.

Laughed.

The fairy actually smiled at me.

This means that the fairy must be interested in me too!

So how should I reply to the fairy?
"Hello, I'm honored that the fairy can reply to me."

"No, no, it's too bland!"

"Reply with a yellow bean man emoji as well?"

"Even worse, it's too frivolous. Will the fairy think I don't respect her enough?"

One must respond politely yet wittily, wittily and humorously while maintaining one's elegance.

"In the vast sea, in the land of yellow flowers, the west wind blows hard, and the northern geese fly south. Today, I am fortunate to receive a reply from the fairy, and my heart is extremely terrified."

After writing hundreds of words and repeatedly reviewing and revising them, Situ Chengfeng finally clicked reply with satisfaction.

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Situ Chengfeng: (ˇ～ˇ)
It’s been half an incense stick, why hasn’t the fairy replied to me yet?
Did I say something wrong? Situ Chengfeng began to review the message he had replied.

Finally, I felt that there must be something wrong with the sentence "I admire the fairy so much", which made me seem too frivolous!

Do you want to reply with something to explain it to the fairy?

"Wait? The fairy replied!"

Or an emoticon?
This time it’s a flower emoji!

What do you mean?
"flower?!"

"Is it possible?"

"Did the fairy agree to marry me?"

"How about naming our future child Situ Cong?"

"I just don't know how much betrothal gift I need to get the fairy to become her master, considering her strict discipline."

"But considering my status as the Grand Disciple of the Haotian Sect and the Crown Prince of the Situ Family, I don't necessarily have no chance even if Youchu is a girl from the Holy Land."

Just when Situ Chengfeng was still fantasizing.

The little nine-tailed fox has already started 1v30 online, and is doing it with ease.

"Is this what the Demon Lord meant by fishing? It's quite simple."

She didn't even need to say anything, just replied with some Douyin's own emoticons, and those righteous geniuses and the elite of the demon sect would be eager to express their love crazily.

He looked so wolf-like and fierce, as if he had never seen a woman in his life.

When Situ Chengfeng came to his senses after fighting Shen Youchu's emoticon pack for three hundred rounds, he couldn't help but be shocked.

"What! I just chatted with the fairy for a few words, why is it dark now?"

"No, I really need to practice hard this time! Without a profound cultivation, even if a fairy falls in love with me, I'm not worthy of her!"

[Fairy, it's getting late today. I have to go practice now. Let's talk tomorrow.]

At this time, Jiang Chen happened to come to the fox territory to check the progress of each fox.

At first glance, I saw three little foxes with their tails all raised up in the air and wagging happily.

"Hey, you little fox, are you so happy? Let this demon master see how you have performed today."

"Hello, Lord Demon King!"

The little nine-tailed fox, who was obsessed with fishing, didn't come back to his senses until Jiang Chen came to his side, his face full of joy.

"Hehehe, Lord Demon King, I've hooked them all to death. Some of them seem quite rich and stupid and are even preparing betrothal gifts to marry me. It's really funny."

Jiang Chen took the phone and flipped through it. It was okay, but why were there only emoticons?
No?

Are the male cultivators in the world of immortal cultivation so hungry?
Just a few expressions and you were hooked into a black carp?
However, Jiang Chen soon realized that he could not look at the world of immortal cultivation with Blue Star's perspective.

Think for a second.

If one of the four most popular young actresses in Beijing replies to your private message on Douyin, even if she only sends emoticons, would you be excited?
Just at this moment, Situ Chengfeng's private message came.

what?
Jiang Chen's face darkened.

This kid actually wants to go practice? !

"Just in time, little fox, call everyone over here and I'll teach you some conversation techniques. Next time you meet a piglet, just kill it like this."

[Shen Youchu: So, in Brother Chengfeng's heart, cultivation is more important than me, right?]

Situ Chengfeng was just about to quit Douyin when he saw the message from Shen Youchu and felt like the sky was falling.

Haotian Sect's Senior Disciple Situ Chengfeng: No, no, no, no, I can cast the Heart Demon Curse, but I absolutely do not mean to do so! What I mean is that I must practice well, and only then can I give the fairy a bright future!

Situ Chengfeng's fingers drew phantoms on the screen, and he sent hundreds of explanations in the time it took to stick up an incense stick.

Even willing to swear to the inner demon!

Unlike the big pig's hoof on Blue Star, in the world of immortal cultivation, swearing an oath against the inner demon can really kill people!
This move stunned the little fox next to it.

I just sent a message, why is the other party reacting so strongly?
As for it?
Even through the screen, they could feel that the man opposite was about to cry.

"Master Demon King! We foxes have learned it!"

"You learned it?"

Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows. This didn't make any sense at all.

When Situ Chengfeng was completely desperate and the messages gradually slowed down, Jiang Chen replied again

[Shen Youchu: Okay, I understand. It was Youchu who was ignorant and disturbed Brother Chengfeng's cultivation.]

"what!"

Situ Chengfeng, whose face was pale, was immediately ecstatic when he saw Shen Youchu reply to him like this!

[Haotian Sect's senior disciple Situ Chengfeng: Fairy, you understand my feelings best! ]

only?

Why does it feel weird?
[Shen Youchu: Well, you should practice. How can I, with my ordinary cultivation level, be worthy of the high-level Master Chengfeng?]

Spicy balls!

(口|||)…

Situ Chengfeng's sky collapsed again.

Even a fool can understand that what the fairy just said was a sarcasm!

Situ Chengfeng was so angry that he slapped himself in the face on the spot!
"Why am I so stupid!"

Fun!

so fun!
So this is what fishing is!
If Lord Demon King sends messages like this, even if you don't reply to the other party's message, the other party will feel like Situ Chengfeng that they were at fault first and fall into deep self-blame.

This way, even if you don't reply to their messages, they won't be interested in practicing.

And you will have more time to catch more fish!

The fox clan has always been well versed in the ways of the human heart, but for a moment they didn't expect that they could also apply it to Douyin.

After the Demon Lord's demonstration, they felt that they could at least catch dozens of times more human geniuses!

Situ Chengfeng, looking ashen, sat slumped on the ground.

Done
The fairy was really mad at me.

What should we do now?
How can I apologize?

I can pay any price to beg for the fairy's forgiveness!
just
Situ Chengfeng's face was full of bitterness.

But the fairy doesn’t even want to see me, how can I show my feelings?
"Going to practice?"

As soon as this thought came out, it was suppressed by Situ Chengfeng.

"Haha, I've angered a beautiful lady today. What else is there for this immortal to cultivate?"

"Forget it, I'll just relax for a day, brush Douyin and relax my mood."

[Ding, Douyin's registered users have exceeded one million, unlocking the video appreciation function and the Douyin plus function. All recharge hosts will receive a 20% rebate.]

Oh open!

One million registered?
That's normal. After all, there are tens of millions of cultivators in a demon-repelling city. This is totally unrelated.

The key point is the 20% rebate!
Now I’m making so much money that the demon ancestor’s grave is smoking, right?
(End of this chapter)