Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

‘Paji’

There is no doubt that.

It was completely silent.

The entire celestial palace was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

As expected, the little cake was slapped onto Xuan Shuang Xianjun's face by Kuromi.

Xuan Shuang Xianjun's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and cream slowly slid down her high nose bridge.

The air in the entire celestial palace seemed to freeze.

Everyone held their breath, and many guests froze in mid-air while eating.

'poof'

A soft laugh suddenly broke the silence.

Xuan Shuang Immortal Lord lightly touched his cheek with his fingertip, picked up a smear of cream, and put it into his mouth to savor it.

"The cake that baby feeds Mommy tastes even sweeter now, so sweet!"

The little creature was squatting in the pile of plates, its pink paws covering its mouth as it chuckled softly.

"This little baby."

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang reached out and scooped Kuromi into his arms, rubbing his nose against its cool pink tip.

Kuromi blinked her round eyes and suddenly stuck out her little tongue and licked the immortal's lips with a "smack".

Xuan Shuang shuddered, her usually cold voice now sweet as honey.

"Is it trying to please me? It actually kissed me."

Suddenly, the jade cup in the hand of a certain immortal lord in the corner of the palace shattered.

It was Zhenyuan Immortal Lord who had previously offered the Primordial Immortal Golden Marrow.

"Immortal Lord, please reconsider!"

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord was so anxious that he stamped his feet:
"This little beast doesn't even know if it's male or female; it was clearly just now..."

"Ok?"

As Immortal Lord Xuanshuang swept his gaze across the hall, the temperature plummeted by thirty degrees.

"Zhen Yuan, what did you just call my precious baby?"

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord fell silent instantly, only to see Kuromi suddenly leap onto his shoulder and slap him with her claws.

Immortal Lord Xuan Shuang immediately smiled broadly:

"Look! My baby is so smart, it knows who's being mean to it!"

Kuromi's smug and mischievous expression instantly melted Xuan Shuang Xianjun's heart.

Her face unconsciously revealed an aunt-like expression, which was in stark contrast to her previous aloof and icy image.

Everyone present was shocked when they saw this scene.

Especially the female immortals of the Xuan Shuang Immortal Mansion.

"Why is this immortal lord behaving like this? I've never seen him act like this before."

"It's been a long time since I've seen the Immortal Lord smile like that."

"Yes, I've never seen a celestial lord like anything so much. This little thing is so small, yet it has such strong magic power?"

"I think it's just an ordinary little beast, not even a celestial beast."

"I think it's not even as good as a spirit beast. It can't speak, and it doesn't seem to be very intelligent. It can only act on instinct."

While affectionately holding Kuromi, Immortal Lord Xuanshuang asked Jiang Chen:
Does this little guy have a name?

"Kuromi".

After a pause, Jiang Chen added.

"She has an eccentric personality and often plays pranks on others. Well, that is, her daily words, actions, and expressions can be provocative and arrogant. But don't worry, Immortal Lord, she is very kind at heart. Although she appears cold and rebellious, she is actually incredibly soft-hearted."

"Kuromi?"

Xuan Shuang repeated it, then laughed even more heartily.

"It's strange, but it sounds nice. Arrogant and domineering? It really suits my darling's temperament. So what if the little one is a bit arrogant? Who dares to talk nonsense to her?"

Jiang Chen was speechless and choked with emotion upon hearing this.

indeed.

With you, my celestial mother, as my backer, I can be as arrogant as I want without any trouble.

"Is she a girl or a boy?"

"It's a baby girl, Immortal Lord."

"By the way, what does this little guy usually eat? Elixirs?"

As he spoke, Immortal Lord Xuan Shuang casually took out a celestial pill brimming with immortal energy.

Judging from the patterns and aura above the elixir.

This must be at least a fifth-grade or higher immortal pill, worth hundreds of thousands of immortal stones.

Just as she was about to put this extremely precious elixir into Kuromi's mouth.

Jiang Chen quickly called for a halt.

"My lord, pets can't eat just anything, except their regular food."

"Our top recommendation is still the pet food produced by our Wan San Group. Other foods may be edible, but they may harm their health and cause them physical and mental harm."

what?
Xuan Shuang was taken aback.

He immediately and hurriedly wiped the cake cream that Kuromi was licking from his hand.

As for whether or not it's safe to eat cake?

joke.

Spicy snacks and kuromi can also be eaten.

But if Jiang Chen doesn't say that, how will he sell cute pet food in the future?
Kuromi probably doesn't eat much.

But what if everyone had a cute pet?

Not to mention that among cute pets there are good-for-nothings like the mountain-moving elephant cub?

A single meal can consume several tons of food.

How much revenue would the pet department generate in a year if all of these were added together?
"Immortal Lord, this is a bag I always carry with me. In the future, you can simply search for 'Wan San's Cute Pets Little Yellow Car' on your phone to place an order."

As he spoke, Jiang Chen took out a beautifully packaged bag of pet food.

After pouring out a handful, Immortal Lord Xuanshuang fed Kuromi the pills one by one.

Kuromi, being very obliging, ate all the food that Xuan Shuang fed her.

After finishing its meal, it pinched its waist and turned its head away to indicate that it was full.

My baby is so cute!

Look at this adorable creature.

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang became increasingly doting on Kuromi in his arms.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Chen couldn't help but smile slightly.

"Choosing to send Kuromi to the Immortal Lord was indeed the right decision. It is said that the older a woman gets, the more she likes babies, and that is absolutely true."

After muttering to himself for a while, Jiang Chen took out another bunch of things.

"My Lord, this is Kuromi's food bowl, this is Kuromi's water bowl, this is Kuromi's toy, this is Kuromi's bed, this is Kuromi's sofa, and these are Kuromi's headwear, clothes, hat, necklace, and accessories."

Each one is very small and each one is very cute.

Each of them features a chibi-style emoticon pack featuring Kuromi.

Especially those small clothes and cute accessories.

When worn by Chloe, it makes Chloe look even cuter.

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang simply couldn't refuse these things.

In fact, no one who is owning a pet for the first time can resist these.

Xuan Shuang was starting to uncontrollably dress up Kuromi in various outfits.

Jiang Chen could have foreseen this.

The Immortal Lord will definitely buy a lot of pet-related products in the future, and that's also Jiang Chen's goal.

Cute pets don't make money.

In reality, if someone genuinely loves pets and wants to buy them the best of everything, they might even give it away for free.

Because the real money-making opportunities always come from pet-related products.

After all, the immortal's pet is a one-time purchase, while the related supplies are a continuous expense.

Even if Jiang Chen is ruthless, he still added dragon genes from the Western Fantasy Continent to these adorable pets in his Beast Taming Universe Bag, so their lifespan is definitely guaranteed.

Anyone who has ever owned a cat or dog knows that a minor illness can cost enough to buy them several times over.

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord, who witnessed the entire event, was dumbfounded. His admiration for Jiang Chen reached an unparalleled level.

After all, the most precious treasures he gave away seemed to be less than one-thousandth of this little guy's.

Seeing that Immortal Lord Xuanshuang was busy dressing up Kuromi.

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord seized the opportunity to quickly walk up to Jiang Chen.

At this moment, he changed his previous arrogance and his face was full of respect.

"Fellow Daoist, oh no, President, could you teach me how to give gifts?"

"Why is it that when I gave her such an expensive gift, Xuan Shuang ignored me, but when you gave her such a cheap little beast, she was so happy?"

Upon hearing Zhenyuan Immortal Lord's words, Jiang Chen glanced at him first, then chuckled lightly:
"Immortal Lord, do you want to learn?"

"Want to learn."

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord nodded without hesitation.

"Gift giving may seem simple, but there are many intricacies involved."

"First of all, the more expensive the gift, the better. For those female immortals who don't know much, especially those below the Golden Immortal level, they might be happy if you give them a magical treasure."

"But for a Great Luo Golden Immortal like Xuan Shuang Immortal Lord who has seen everything, let me ask you, what treasures doesn't she have? What treasures hasn't she seen?"

Zhenyuan Immortal was completely bewildered by Jiang Chen's words.

He felt like he had grasped something, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

"To put it bluntly, no matter how many treasures you send, Immortal Lord, they will only be icing on the cake for Xuan Shuang."

"When we give gifts, we should cater to the recipient's preferences. For example, if you want to give her a gift next time, you could give her pet supplies, right?"

"Yup!"

Thinking of Xuan Shuang's happy expression when she bought the pet supplies, why not just give her the pet supplies myself?!

"But won't it make me seem too calculating?"

"Yo?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Chen couldn't help but look at Zhenyuan Immortal Lord with higher regard.

I thought to myself that although this guy didn't know the ins and outs of licking, after hundreds of thousands of years of licking, he must know what kind of behavior would make people hate him.

Ok.

He's a perfect simp.

"Therefore, I strongly suggest that you, Immortal Lord, also raise a cute pet. In this way, you and Xuan Shuang will have more common topics in the future. You can share the daily life of your pet through Douyin from time to time and have a very natural conversation with it."

Upon hearing Jiang Chen's words, Zhenyuan Immortal Lord's eyes lit up.

That's right!

That’s right!
God knows how awkward he felt every time he tried to chat with Xuan Shuang.

Even the most talkative person, how much could they possibly say over hundreds of thousands of years?

So he could only force a conversation when he had nothing to say.

He always rambled on and on, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

"That makes sense. Mr. President, do you have any other adorable pets?"

"Of course, and I happen to have one here that is very suitable for you, Immortal Lord."

Jiang Chen said with absolute certainty.

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord was taken aback:

"Suitable for me?"

"Immortal Lord, please take a look."

After saying that, Jiang Chen took out another Poké Ball and handed it to Zhenyuan Immortal Lord.

After Zhenyuan Xianjun opened the Poké Ball.

A small, bright green turtle, identical on both sides, appeared before him.

Looking at the adorable little turtle in front of him, Zhenyuan Immortal felt an inexplicable affinity with the little creature.

"Hmm, it's quite cute, Mr. President. What's the name of this adorable pet?"

"It's called a two-faced turtle, and it's a very affectionate and adorable pet."

"Two-faced Turtle? What a great name!"

As he spoke, Zhenyuan Immortal Lord picked up the two-faced tortoise from the ground.

The more I look at it, the more I like it; the more I look at it, the more I like it.

He could even find a trace of himself in the eyes of the two-faced turtle.

"By the way, Mr. President, don't you have any pets like this yet? I'm worried that one cute pet won't be enough for me to talk about."

"Some immortal lords, and some, have similar adorable pets, so of course there are more than one."

As he spoke, Jiang Chen gave him two more Poké Balls.

They summoned Black Tiger and Boiling Sheep respectively.

"Oh, right, I'll give you this phone too. Go find the most affectionate Tong Jincheng and become his apprentice."

"Use the dating skills he taught you, then practice on Momo and chat with at least 100 girls every day."

"In less than a year, Immortal Lord, your mastery of the art of being a simp will be complete, and there will be no girl in the world you can't win over."

Under Zhenyuan Xianjun's delighted gaze, Jiang Chen took out a mobile phone and placed it in his hand, then asked him to follow Tong Jincheng and learn the basic gameplay of Momo.

After giving his instructions to Zhenyuan Immortal Lord.

Jiang Chen then turned his gaze to the crowd present.

"I wonder if any fellow cultivators are interested in cute pets? I have other Poké Balls here."

As soon as these words came out.

The immortals present immediately looked at each other in bewilderment.

Some female immortals had shining eyes, while others had disdainful expressions.

"Uh, although it looks cute, what's the use of a pet that has no fighting ability at all?"

"That's right. It can neither help in the battle nor guard the cave. I don't want it anyway. I would feel it's a waste of my time and energy even if it were given to me for free."

"I have my hybrid Qilin species, that's enough."

“That’s right, my three-headed golden snake is far superior to these little things.”

However, some people hold the opposite opinion.

Most of the rebuttals came from female immortals.

"Why didn't you say it was useless when you were spending over two thousand on the Honor Crystal in King of Glory? Cute pets can be adorable and therapeutic, aren't they better than your two thousand+ dollars going down the drain?"

"Games? How can games be the same? In games, it's a great deal; I can use one skin forever."

In the end, quite a few immortals still received Poké Balls from Jiang Chen.

soon.

The celestial palace began to bustle with activity.

Milk Dragon, Bulbasaur, Psyduck, Slowpoke, Squirtle, Agumon, Ruby, Patamon
One after another, adorable pets with different shapes and appearances appeared in the main hall.

The immortals holding Poké Balls went from shock to delight.

Everyone was completely captivated by the adorable appearance and soft, sweet cries of the pets in front of them.

Without saying a word, a female immortal clad in armor, at the Great Luo Realm, picked up the Bulbasaur in front of her.

"What a cute little spirit beast! It feels so good to hold."

Another female fairy with a cold look and murderous aura was also looking at the little guy who came out of the Poké Ball in front of her with a scrutinizing look.

She is the Crimson Moon Immortal Lord, who reigns supreme over the Way of Slaughter!
The number of male and female immortals who died at her hands was at least several hundred thousand.

Her heart was colder than the coldest ice in the Xuan Shuang Immortal Realm.

Yet this was a being who was like a god of death.

When she saw Psyduck standing in front of her, looking silly and with cross-eyed eyes, she couldn't help but laugh.

And Psyduck saw her smile.

He was still looking at her with that idiotic expression.

It kept making "Keke Keke" sounds, its face full of innocence and naivety.

Red Moon Immortal Lord subconsciously took two steps to the side, and Little Psyduck followed her with its short legs.

Wherever she goes, Psyduck goes too.

If it loses its footing, it will fall to the ground, but after falling, it will get up again and keep up.

After catching up, Psyduck used its two little paws to tightly hug Lord Crimson Moon's right leg.

Even if the heart of the Crimson Moon Immortal Lord were made of eternal ice, such a scene would melt.

"Why are there such adorable creatures in the world?" (End of Chapter)