Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Is this Shuanghua face really that big?

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord frowned, clearly not expecting that a mere human immortal would have such great power behind him.

"It's just a piece of clothing, what's so special about it? I think your clothes are pretty much the same."

The voice just fell.

The air in the entire celestial palace instantly froze.

All the female immortals wore unfriendly expressions and turned to look at Zhenyuan Immortal Lord.

"Uh"

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord's heart tightened.

how?

Could it be that I said something wrong?

We immortals have long since ceased to be swayed by material possessions, let alone mere clothing.

"cough."

Sitting next to Zhenyuan Immortal Lord, a female Grand Luo cultivator who was on good terms with him gently tugged at his sleeve and transmitted her voice:
[My lord, you are unaware of this.]

We women value our clothes just as much as you men value your armor. Uh, I bet a bumpkin like you doesn't even know what armor is.

Let me put it this way: a beautiful dress is like a woman's second face, you know?

[When people go out, they often spend several hours carefully selecting their clothes and makeup.]

Are you now saying we're wearing the same clothes?

【Then what about all the hours we spent painstakingly putting together this?】

Zhenyuan Immortal Lord:
"Ridiculous!"

Xuan Shuang Immortal Lord sneered at Zhen Yuan Immortal Lord, then raised his hand and summoned Yue Ying Dong Yu to his side.

Please wait a moment.

With a smile on her face, she picked up the fairy dress and turned to leave.

Meanwhile, the other female immortals present began to speak sarcastically to Zhenyuan Immortal Lord.

Immortal Lord Lianxing covered his lips and chuckled, glancing sideways as he said:

"Fellow Daoist Zhenyuan, you probably don't even recognize the words 'haute couture' or 'ultra-luxury'? After all, you've been wearing that Daoist robe since ancient times. Tsk, is it a retro-trendy style?"

A female Ronaldo took a sip of milk tea:
"No wonder Fellow Daoist Zhenyuan has been stuck at the mid-stage of Immortal Lord for millions of years. His insight is indeed a bit lacking."

"Sisters, don't make things difficult for him. Look at his honest face, he probably doesn't even have a cell phone, right?"

"I think so too, her face is full of innocent, untouched beauty."

Ok?
Zhenyuan Immortal Lord was taken aback.

He could tell from the sarcastic tone in the previous sentence.

What does it mean to say he's honest?
Isn't that a compliment?

the other side.

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang has returned to his room.

She gently removed her clothes and then put on the Moon Shadow Winter Whisper.

Moon Shadow Winter Whispers is predominantly moon white, adorned with silver star-shaped gemstones and a gold trim.

After wearing it, Immortal Lord Xuan Shuang exuded elegance and nobility.

After examining herself in the mirror, Xuan Shuang nodded in satisfaction.

"As expected of Master Shuanghua's handmade creation, this dress is indeed beautiful, but it doesn't seem to have any mysterious secrets."

Xuan Shuang gently stroked the silver patterns on the hem of her skirt with her fingertips, appreciating the exquisite hand-tailored style.

Suddenly, I felt a cool sensation in my palm.

The star-shaped gems adorning the moon-white silk suddenly lit up, and the entire bedchamber was instantly enveloped in the cool moonlight.

It was not the dazzling light of ordinary fairy light, but a hazy, flowing light like a thin mist on a winter night.

"what?"

As she looked down, she noticed that the gold thread along the edge of her skirt was turning into fine snowflakes and drifting away.

Those snowflakes weren't real objects, but they carried a real chill, blooming into translucent ice crystals the moment they touched the ground.

Strangely, when she turned around...

The trailing hem of her skirt left a gradually fading moon shadow in the void, like ink wash marks on rice paper dipped in moonlight.

However, the most stunning feature is undoubtedly the shoulder design.

As Xuan Shuang Xianjun moved, two semi-transparent ice gauze panels suddenly unfolded at the back of his formal attire, resembling wings formed from moonlight.

As she raised her hand to tidy her hair, her pair of icy wings shed tiny specks of light, each speck transforming into a miniature silhouette of a cedar tree as it fell.

"hiss"

"What a beauty"

Looking at herself in the mirror, Xuan Shuang was momentarily stunned.

At this moment, Immortal Lord Xuanshuang finally understood the meaning of Moon Shadow Winter Words.

Moonlight, Winter Whispers.
It was as if it was silently telling the story of the beauty of the moon and winter, playing a beautiful melody that belonged only to the Immortal Lord Xuanshuang and the Immortal Realm Xuanshuang.

"The dress is so gorgeous, it's simply a masterpiece."

Suddenly, the maids' exclamations came from outside the palace.

The moonlight that had been seeping through the window lattice actually solidified in the courtyard, enveloping the entire immortal abode in a snowy moon phase barrier.

One by one, ice crystal laurels sprouted from the soil, but what hung on their branches were not flowers, but ever-changing frost patterns.

"What amazing special effects!"

In fact, this special effect has absolutely no power.

If they wanted, even a minor immortal could crush these special effects.

Here comes the problem.

This special effect emanates from Immortal Lord Xuanshuang.

Who dares to break it?

The special effects are surprisingly large in scale.

Xuan Shuang Immortal Lord's face grew increasingly joyful, and the more he looked at himself, the more handsome he felt.

Although she is the number one female immortal lord in the celestial realm, she is still a woman after all.

It conforms to the first law of female gamers.

When their strength can no longer be improved, they will start to focus on in-game outfits.

After admiring herself for a full five minutes, she finally remembered that there were a lot of people waiting for her outside.

He immediately wiped the smile off his face, reverting to his previous aloof and dignified demeanor, and strode towards the main hall.

When she reappeared in the main hall wearing Moon Shadow Winter Whisper and accompanied by screen-filling special effects.

He instantly became the focus of everyone's attention in the hall.

Regardless of gender, age or status.

The moment I saw her, I was deeply awestruck by the ethereal dress she was wearing.

Her best friend, Immortal Lord Lianxing, looked at the dress with eyes practically brimming with affection.

At the same time, he secretly made a vow in his heart.

After the birthday banquet, I must make sure Master Shuanghua gets me a similar outfit.

The other female immortals were all completely stunned.

Her eyes held a mixture of amazement, envy, and a deep longing.

Although they are immortals, they are essentially older homebodies.

What nice clothes can she wear?
Before the Black Swan, most women wore plain-colored long dresses year-round, without any design elements.

Even now, we've come into contact with black swans.

But seeing such a beautiful and dazzling outfit at first glance, it's natural to feel a little restless.

Don't be fooled by the fact that they are tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years old.

But she was focused on seeking enlightenment before, and her inner self is still that of a little girl, which is the perfect age for watching Balala the Fairies.

Not long after.

The crowd finally recovered from the shock brought by Moon Shadow and Winter Whispers.

The next second, a series of praises rang out.

"This outfit is simply the epitome of haute couture! The three-dimensional tailoring of the skirt perfectly accentuates the immortal's waist-to-hip ratio!"

A female fairy stared in amazement at the flowing silver threads, and couldn't help but reach out to touch them before pulling her hand back.

"Look at the sheen of this fabric, it's definitely hand-sewn!"

Immortal Lord Lianxing circled Xuan Shuang three times, then said sourly:
"Master Shuanghua is so skilled! The hollow design at the lower back is subtly revealing, which is a hundred times more sophisticated than a completely open back."

"This fairy dress is a perfect match for Immortal Lord Xuan Shuang!"

"I never imagined that such a flowing dress could exist in the world. Only a dress like this could match the immortal lord's unparalleled beauty."

"I'm afraid no one else in the world can wear this dress."

"Congratulations to the Immortal Lord for obtaining this treasure!"

Hearing the praise and exclamations from the crowd, even the usually aloof Immortal Lord Xuan Shuang's lips twitched slightly, and a hint of joy appeared deep in his eyes.

Because she could clearly sense that the praise from everyone present came from the heart.

Therefore, she grew to love the Moon Shadow Winter Whisper on her body even more.

So he thanked Immortal Lord Ziyang and Master Shuanghua once again:
"Many thanks to Fellow Daoist Ziyang for such a generous gift. It is the most pleasing thing to me for my million-year birthday celebration. I also want to thank Master Shuanghua. Because of her, the fashion of our immortal realm has made a qualitative leap."

Immortal Lord Lianxing even directly pleaded:

"Shuanghua, my dear sister, do you still have this kind of dress? I don't need an exact one, just something similar will do."

Upon hearing this, the other female immortals also pricked up their ears.

Xuan Shuang pretended to look conflicted.

"this one"

"Why are you hesitating, little sister? Is it because the ingredients are hard to find, or is there something you can't say? I'll definitely help you sort it out!"

"The materials are one aspect; although they are hard to find, they are not entirely impossible to collect. The main issue is the price, which is probably a bit too high."

High price?
Upon hearing this, the female fairies present all laughed.

Those who were invited were at least at the peak of the Golden Immortal realm, and in fact, most of them were Great Luo Immortals and Immortal Lords.

Why would someone like them care about prices?
Quite the opposite.

What is expensive is actually an advantage in their eyes!

Otherwise, if everyone had one, they would actually dislike it.

What class do you belong to that I wear the same clothes as?!
Immortal Lord Lianxing smiled and said:
"Sister, you're overthinking it. As long as the style is right, what does it matter if the price is high or low?"

The other female immortals also chimed in.

"That's right, the high price isn't its flaw, it's the flaw of those who can't afford it."

"Master Shuanghua, you can do it with confidence. If you're worried about not being able to sell them, I can pay for them all right now!"

"Look how pleased you are with yourself! How can you eat so much?"

Shuanghua coughed lightly and said:

"If people like it, I can organize a Hermès new product fashion show."

"I will hold the press conference at the Xuan Shuang Immortal Mansion. A large number of new women's clothing styles will be unveiled there. If any fairies are interested, they can place an order on the spot."

"If it's inconvenient, you can also place an order online."

"Simply place an order on your phone, and the clothes will be delivered immediately after payment."

"Right now is the Douyin Goddess Festival special offer. Buy any three women's clothing items and get 15% off. The more you buy, the more you save."

"A huge number of top-brand beauty products are participating in the limited-time flash sale. As long as the event link is still available, it means there are still spots left."

In front of the female immortals present.

Xuan Shuang then unleashed a series of smooth sales tactics.

While promoting her products, she also made sure to open her phone and watch Douyin (TikTok).

The event interface was displayed to the public using the phone's built-in virtual projection.

Looking at the women's clothing with different styles and designs on the interface, all the female fairies present were moved.

The heads of various departments and markets within the Wan San Group looked at Shuang Hua with even greater admiration.

"As expected of Master Shuanghua, she never forgets to promote herself."

"That's why they say Black Swan can become a pillar of the group's industry."

"This is the difference between us and others. Everyone, quickly write down the process."

“We are so blind to the importance of sales; this kind of sales work should have been done by our subordinates.”

"Wait a minute, aren't some of the guests at Xuan Shuang Immortal Mansion still without cell phones today?"

"Hiss, isn't this a great opportunity for us to promote our phones?"

"Yes, yes, leave the promotion of mobile phones to us."

The group immediately took out a large number of first-generation machines from their storage bags.

Then they distributed the gifts to all the immortals present.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a new type of magical artifact developed by our Wan San Group - a mobile phone."

"Fully functional, all kinds of good products in Douyin Mall can be delivered instantly after ordering. New users can also receive a 5% off coupon with no minimum purchase requirement."

"In addition, we also have a new user referral program. For every new user you refer, you will receive an extra coupon with a random denomination. Please promote it when you get back."

"Come, come, this is yours, this is yours, this is yours."

Soon, everyone in the group gave a cell phone to each of the immortals present who didn't have one.

Not long after.

Each of the immortals who came to offer their birthday wishes had a mobile phone.

After distributing the cell phones to them.

The people from Wan San Group also thoughtfully taught them how to use mobile phones.

Those immortals who had never used a mobile phone before were immediately attracted by its rich content and began to play with it with great interest.

Some people have used mobile phones.

But the immortals, who hadn't taken out their phones to play before because everyone else was holding back, finally had the chance to play on their phones openly.

They almost suffocated just now.

Only Zhenyuan Immortal Lord refused the phone because he wanted to show off.

While others had already started fiddling with their phones, he had a look of disdain on his face.

"Humph! It's just a weird and wonderful thing. What's so fun about it?"

After saying that, he secretly glanced at the phone screen of a Golden Immortal next to him.

Sensing his gaze, the Golden Immortal immediately turned his phone screen away, preventing him from seeing it.

The atmosphere has become lively enough.

Jiang Chen smiled slightly, stood up and said:
"Alright, our Wan San Group has also prepared some small gifts for you, Immortal Lord. Please accept them with a smile."

The voice just fell.

Everyone's attention was immediately drawn away from their phones.

They were curious.

What exactly was the level of the gift sent by Wan San Group?

The beauty department was the first to stand up.

The head of the beauty department took out an exquisite box and then gently twisted it.

The next second, the round box transformed into a nine-colored flower.

Dozens of flowers grow on top of the main flower.

Each petal is multicolored, and upon closer inspection, you'll discover that these multicolored petals are actually composed of different colored eyeshadows.

The whole flower contains thousands of colors, which makes it appear colorful.

"My Lord, this is called eyeshadow. It's used for eye makeup. Applying it on the eyelids and corners of the eyes can add the finishing touch."

After that, the person in charge of the makeup handed the huge eyeshadow palette to the fairy next to him.

Then he took out the second item, which was also a box, but it was long and narrow.

After placing the long box upright on the ground, he gently pressed a button on the top of the box.

The next second, the box split in the middle, and then countless branches grew out like a peacock spreading its tail, with dozens of lipsticks inserted on each branch.

"This is called lipstick. Applying it on your lips can enhance your personality. It works best when paired with eyeshadow."

As he spoke, he pointed to a female immortal from the Xuan Shuang Immortal Mansion beside him and said:
"Fairy, could you please let me demonstrate?"

Upon hearing this person's words, the Golden Immortal was taken aback for a moment, and then walked over to him in a very cooperative manner.

"Please wait."

In front of everyone present.

The head of the beauty department then began applying makeup to the female fairy.

Even within makeup, there are varying levels of skill.

The head of the beauty department is undoubtedly a master in this field.

"Fairy, what do you think?"

After the makeup is done.

The head of the beauty department then took out a mirror from the side and showed it to the golden immortal.

After she saw herself clearly.

His face immediately filled with surprise.

My appearance still has so much room for improvement?!

After seeing her transformation, others were amazed at the effectiveness of cosmetics.

It is said that immortals do not care about external things.

But how many can actually do it?

If someone truly cared about nothing, they wouldn't be an immortal, but a saint.

Many female users, in particular, have started spontaneously searching for related high-end beauty products on Douyin (TikTok). (End of Chapter)