Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 464 Dance Competition
How could this be?
Looking at the scene outside the window, Ao Wu's heart trembled violently.

Isn't this a martial immortal realm?

Why haven't I seen a single fight or brawl so far?
and also
What exactly are they eating? Why do they all look so colorful and delicious?

Is this the kind of armor?

As the birthplace of armor manufacturers, the Crimson Sky Immortal Realm naturally has many immortals wearing armor walking on the streets.

"This doesn't seem to be the same thing as the legendary armor?"

First of all.

Armor doesn't have to be this complicated and stylish!

With such an exaggerated design, wouldn't it be easily destroyed in battle?
Previously, the armor of the Crimson Sky Immortal Realm was a layer of thermal underwear that fit snugly against the skin, which can be understood as a thicker layer with inscribed magic arrays.

"And these female immortals too."

"How can they all be dressed so provocatively? What are those white and black filaments on their legs?"

I could feel the surging of qi and blood within my body.

Ao Wu immediately began reciting martial arts scriptures, focusing his energy on maintaining his focus.

"Witch!"

"Trying to seduce me? Dream on!"

Seeing that their young master remained unmoved by women.

The attendants all showed expressions of satisfaction:

"Hehe, young master's martial arts will is becoming more and more resilient."

"Yes, look at those sluts outside? Our young master only looks at them with disgust."

"Of course! Who doesn't know that our Young Master Ao Wu's heart is as firm as iron?!"

But she managed to suppress her lustful desires.

Ao Wu was again captivated by the sounds and advertisements on the exterior walls of the tall buildings outside.

All that could be seen was a holographic billboard hundreds of meters high.

A male cultivator clad in Flame Nava armor knelt on one knee, lightly lifting the female immortal's chin with his fingertips, accompanied by a deep, resonant background sound:
[Tonight at 8 PM, tune in to Douyin with the hashtag #ArmorBoyfriend to unlock your exclusive hero].

The bottom right corner of the advertisement displays a flashing rune seal that reads "[Supervised by the Chixiao Immortal Mansion Culture and Tourism Bureau]".

"What...what is this?"

Ao Wu's Adam's apple bobbed.

His entourage followed his gaze and saw that a video was playing on a rotating screen next to it.

Black Swan's latest season advertisement:

Immortal Lord Xuanshuang walked barefoot on the Milky Way, her skirt billowing as a close-up of her exquisite crystal shoes was revealed.

[Scrolling text: "Limited-edition outfit worn by the Immortal Lord is available today. Scan the code for a chance to win a free three-day trip to the Mystic Frost Immortal Realm."]

A clip from a live-streaming sales event featuring the Magic Wand:
[The actress playing Yan Lili enters wearing black stockings and fishnets, wielding an extra-long and thicker magic wand that splits mountains in two.]

The shopping cart icon pops up amidst an explosion effect:
The limited-edition lipstick in the "man-slaying" shade worn by the Black Fairy Yan Lili is sold out and is being restocked.

Immortal Realm Foot Massage Promotional Video:
The Golden Immortal Technician, dressed in a high-slit cheongsam, demonstrated the "Immortal Lord Explores the Netherworld" technique, and it looked like she was about to explore the ethereal realm.

The image suddenly became censored and a warning appeared:
[The remaining segments require players to be at least 1800 years old and have a Dao Heart value of ≥ 5 to unlock the full version.]

What impressed them most were the scrolling screens at major bus stops, displaying the current Douyin (TikTok) trending list in real time:
#Xianjun Pole Dance Tutorial 32 Billion Views

#ArmorTransformationDeviceReview 28 Billion Views

#How to trick your partner into buying fancy outfits garnered 23 billion views

#The identity of the Earth Tiger Armor revealed! It's actually the secret of the Third Prince of the Holy Dragon Immortal Realm?! 19 billion views (newly emerging) (skyrocketing) (crazy) (rising)
???

"Bastard thing!"

Ao Wu suddenly stood up, veins bulging on his forehead, his fists clenched so tightly they cracked.

Clearly, he never expected that his third brother would actually play the male lead in some Armor Hero game!
"Third brother actually dares to show his face in public as an actor?! And wears this gaudy armor to please mortals?!"

He stared intently at the clip of Ao Yin transforming into the Earth Tiger Warrior on the advertising screen, his voice sounding like it was being squeezed out from between his teeth.

"He has completely disgraced the Holy Dragon bloodline!"

"We were hoping he would take over his father's job! And look what he's done... I'm absolutely furious!"

The attendants hurriedly restrained the enraged young master.

The follower, a peak Golden Immortal, whispered:

"Young Master, please calm down! The Third Prince is young, and it's normal for him to be tempted by the outside world. We just need to guide him properly."

"fart!"

Ao Wu flung his attendant aside, his dragon aura surging around him.

"That kid has always been good at pretending to be clever and cunning since he was little! Now, he's really gone all out, putting on an act right in front of the entire Immortal Realm!"

He pointed to the hashtag #DiHuXiaFemaleFansOverOneBillion# on Douyin's trending list, his fingertips trembling.

"Look at these filthy words! What 'brother, marry me' and 'Kunzhong baby'? When did our dragon race stoop so low that we have to sell our smiles to make a living?!"

The bus braked suddenly and came to a stop in mid-air.

The driver turned around nervously and said in a dry voice:

"Ahem, um, gentlemen, we've arrived at Chixiao Times Square."

Before he finished speaking, Ao Wu had already transformed into a golden light and rushed out of the carriage, with his four attendants hurriedly chasing after him.

Thanks to this trending topic.

The giant holographic screen in the center of the square is replaying famous scenes from "Armor Hero":

For example, Kunzhong, played by Ao Yin, bravely withstood attacks from alien beasts to save the female lead, revealing his handsome face stained with blood when his armor shattered.

The screen was immediately filled with comments like "I feel sorry for my brother" and "Earth Tiger Hero, marry me."

"Hehehe"

Ao Wu laughed in anger, his Spirit Martial Saint Body automatically activated, and he said with a dark face:

"I really have no other choice."

"Young Master, calm down!"

Several attendants immediately came over to dissuade him:

"Young Master, you've come here for the martial arts competition, your goal is to prove your Dao through strength, everything else is just fleeting!"

"Yes, young master, if you win first place, Young Master Ao Yin will definitely see it, and he might be stimulated by you and suddenly realize his mistake."

“That’s right. Martial arts genes flow in the blood of our dragon race. I believe that Young Master Ao Yin was just confused for a moment and went astray.”

After listening to what these attendants had to say.

Ao Wu's fists clenched tightly:
"That's right, this time I must make a name for myself at the martial arts tournament, overpower the warriors of the Crimson Sky Immortal Mansion, and let Ao Yin know that strength is a man's confidence. I'm determined to get the title of Heavenly Warrior!"

Think of this.

Ao Wu just randomly grabbed a bearded immortal wearing a JK skirt and flashy clothes:

"Excuse me, fellow Daoist. May I ask where the martial arts conference is being held?"

"Dancing with the Stars?"

The bearded man was taken aback, then pointed into the distance and said:
"Look, do you see that tallest building over there? It's in the big square below that building, where the longest queue is."

Following the direction pointed out by the passerby.

Ao Wu soon spotted a crowd gathering.

Take a look at it.

At least several hundred thousand people had gathered in the huge square.

In the middle, you can vaguely see a huge stage, where loud music is playing right now, creating a very lively atmosphere.

Saw this scene.

Ao Wu's martial arts heart also began to stir.

"This martial arts tournament is quite large, isn't it? Hmph, good, I'm sure I'll run into a lot of masters this time!"

"Let's go and meet the martial artists of the Crimson Sky Immortal Mansion."

After saying that, he led his entourage toward the Wan San Building.

Before long, he saw a huge sign for the registration area, so he led his three men toward the registration area and started queuing.

I waited in line for about twenty minutes.

He finally arrived at the registration area. As he approached...

One of the competition staff members spoke up:

"Please fill in your name, age, and the dance you are good at. You will need to prepare your own costumes and music; the organizers will not provide them."

After saying that, he handed Ao Wu a registration form.

Ao Wu merely glanced at it before quickly filling it out.

The only time I saw the "Dances You're Good At" section was when my eyes looked a little confused.

"They misspelled it. It should be 'specialized martial arts.' Hmm, that must be it. Tsk, the organizers are really careless."

Think of this.

Ao Wu's eyes cleared up once again.

Without hesitation, he then wrote down the martial arts he practiced.

【Dragon Soul Suppressing the World】

"Wow! It's an original dance."

After glancing at the registration form, the staff member looked at Ao Wu with surprise.

Ao Wu shook his head and said modestly:

"Fellow Daoist, you flatter me. It's not original. This is our family's inherited martial art, created by our ancestor."

"Hiss? I didn't expect you to come from a family of dancers. Haha, I look forward to your performance on stage later!"

After saying that, the registration staff put a number plate on him.

Looking at the number plate on his chest, Ao Wu nodded repeatedly.

"After registration, number plates are issued in order, which eliminates the possibility of pre-arranged schemes. This method is good, and we can learn from it when we get back to the Holy Dragon Immortal Realm."

"Very well then, let me see the top martial artists of the Crimson Sky Immortal Mansion!"

At this moment, Ao Wu was filled with boundless ambition.

It seems I can already see myself fighting my way to the top and breaking through my limits.

"However, on the other hand, the people of the Crimson Sky Immortal Mansion not only make mistakes with words, but also have a rather heavy accent."

The attendant beside him nodded in agreement.

Clearly, they encountered the same situation as Ao Wu:

"That's right, young master. The accents of the north and south are indeed quite different, and they themselves usually don't notice it."

"That's it."

Ao Wu nodded slightly to show his understanding, but couldn't help asking again:
"Huh? You know what, the warriors of the Crimson Sky Immortal Realm are quite particular about their clothes. Regardless of gender, they are all dressed up in a flamboyant manner."

"Uh"

The attendant pondered for a moment, then began to explain:

"Yes, young master, this is probably a local specialty."

"That's right, that's quite normal. As far as I know, many martial artists like to take off their clothes and cover their bodies with all sorts of colorful paints before a fight."

"Oh, so that's it."

Ao Wu nodded again to show his understanding.

In fact, until the start of the competition, Ao Wu was still full of anticipation for the upcoming dance competition.

However, when the preliminary rounds officially began...

The master and his four servants, belatedly realizing the situation, finally noticed something was amiss.

Following their gazes...

Suddenly, the lights on the stage in the middle of the venue turned on.

Immediately following a burst of sweet music, the words "Dancing with the Stars" appeared on the large screen behind the stage.

Finally, the two hosts, a man and a woman, walked onto the stage with smiles on their faces.

The two began their opening remarks in a call-and-response style:

"Welcome everyone to the first Dance Competition hosted by Wan San Group!"

"This is the dance competition venue of our Crimson Sky Immortal Abode."

"Yes, this time there will be more than 5 top dancers performing on the same stage."

"The top 100 performers will not only be able to represent the Crimson Cloud Immortal Mansion in the preliminary rounds of the Dance Competition."

"And they will also qualify for the World's Greatest Dance Tournament!"

"If you can achieve good results in the finals, you can even receive the title of Paradise Dancer officially awarded by Wan San Group."

"Now, let's look forward to the performances of the participating dancers!"

The two hosts had just finished speaking.

The audience erupted in enthusiastic applause and cheers.

Although Ao Wu, who was standing below the stage, had a slight doubt when he first saw the huge character "Dance" on the martial arts stage.

But when he heard about the World Martial Arts Tournament, he immediately dispelled his doubts.

"Although I've never heard of this World's Number One Martial Arts Tournament, I can tell from the name that it must be a very large event."

"Perhaps it's a competition where all the warriors of the human race come together to determine the strongest warrior of the human race?"

"Forget it, let's see how skilled the warriors of the Crimson Sky Immortal Mansion are first."

At this point, the host announced the rules for the preliminary selection.

The dancers took turns performing in the order they had registered.

To Ao Wu's surprise,

The first martial artist to step onto the stage was actually a lovely woman?
She was wearing a JK uniform.

He is about 1.6 meters tall, but his proportions are excellent.

Her toned calves were encased in white slouch socks printed with the Black Swan logo.

Her hair was tied up in two pigtails with white hair ties.

Seeing this, Ao Wu couldn't help but sigh:
"The Crimson Cloud Immortal Abode truly lives up to its reputation as the most martial of all immortal abodes. Even such a lovely girl possesses a martial spirit, and judging from her demeanor, the martial arts she cultivates must be extraordinary."

As soon as the woman stepped onto the stage, she began to introduce herself and the dance she was about to perform.

"Hello everyone, audience and judges, my name is Hanazawa Nai, and the dance I'm preparing for today is Love Circulation."

"Love Pure Land? What kind of cultivation technique is this? It doesn't sound like a proper one, but her voice is so sweet."

Ao Wu, sitting in the audience, frowned:

"Let's wait and see, maybe it has its own unique features."

He just finished speaking.

Standing on the stage, Hanazawa took out the same sky stage as the Balala the Fairies that she bought from Wan San's shop.

He simply pressed the button on it lightly.

What was originally only the size of a palm was transformed into a huge stage standing behind her.

The Heavenly Stage appeared.

A spotlight was shining on her from above.

Immediately afterwards, the neon lights around the stage lit up one by one, and a melodious tune came from the large speakers on both sides.

At that moment, Hanazawa Nai raised her hand and took out a magic wand.

After pressing the switch above, she gave a soft shout:
"Balala Energy, Salo Salo, Little Fairy Transformation!"

The voice just fell.

Standing in the center of the stage, she was enveloped by a burst of intense, multicolored light.

The light was so dazzling that no one around could see her figure clearly.

After the light faded.

Hanazawa's JK uniform was transformed into a dazzling dance outfit, and even her entire makeup was completely revamped.

At that very moment, the background music on the stage became even more rousing.

The prelude ends, and the main music begins.

"Sai~no?"

(End of this chapter)