Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 446 Immortal Realm "Football" Association
Chapter 446 Immortal Realm "Football" Association
Jiang Chen:.
I just finished dealing with the matter of Hanyang Immortal Realm.
He then received a private message from Young Master Longxiang.
"real or fake?"
Jiang Chen closed his phone with a suspicious expression.
"The local gangs are actually doing this kind of reckless and chaotic thing?"
"However, it's also my fault. I've been focusing on the overall development direction while neglecting basic livelihood issues, which is really wrong of me."
After some thought.
Jiang Chen still planned to experience it for himself to see if it was as bad as Long Xiang's father had said.
[CEO: Which one?]
[Young Master Long Xiang: Ziyang Foot Massage in Jingxin Immortal City.]
I'll give myself a high-speed rail ticket for the route from Hanyang Immortal Realm (Hanyang Immortal Mansion East Station) to Ziyang Immortal Realm (Jingxin Immortal City).
Less than half an hour.
Jiang Chen got off the train at Jingxin Immortal City North Station.
“This should be it.”
"nice."
At least the storefront looks very eye-catching.
The main gate also used glass doors imported from the Spirit Continent.
Through the glass.
You can see that many of the fairies in the show have excellent looks and figures.
"Hello sir, welcome!"
Before Jiang Chen could even push the door open.
The fairy at the entrance greeted us warmly:
"Excuse me, sir, would you like a foot massage? Our Ziyang Foot Massage has just opened, and we're having a grand opening promotion! Consider getting a membership card!"
"Let me consider."
Jiang Chen interrupted her sales pitch.
Upon seeing this, the smiling receptionist's face instantly turned cold.
"Yes, the prices and services are all on the wall, take a look for yourself."
Jiang Chen frowned.
Although she knew that these industries wanted every customer to sign up for a membership card with her.
Even if they don't do it, their outward attitude is so good that you can't find fault with them.
Given the service attitude of this person in front of me, should I even bother with the act anymore?
Whatever.
Jiang Chen sighed inwardly.
The reception service was hardly even an appetizer; the main focus was on the service items displayed on the wall.
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen looked up at the gilded price list on the wall, where the [Thirty-Six Styles of Ziyang] were prominently listed:
【Celestial Lord (18888 Celestial Crystals/90 minutes)】
The Fairy Xuanxian will personally unblock your meridians.
【Jade Maiden Heart Sutra (6666 Immortal Crystals/60 minutes)】
A fairy with a mysterious Yin constitution, using the dual techniques of ice and fire to give you an experience of ecstasy.
(Special Note: Add 2000 Immortal Crystals to experience the service)
【Peach Harvesting (9999 Immortal Crystals/120 minutes)】
Yaochi Special Supply Immortal Peach Essential Oil Full Body Massage, with Special Attention to the Perineum Acupoint.
(Note: An additional deposit of 3000 Immortal Crystals is required.)
[Dragon (188888 Immortal Crystals/time) requires a deposit of 5000 Immortal Crystals]
The three Golden Immortal-level fairies joined forces to perform the secret techniques of the Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic.
(Red text warning: Quick-acting heart medicine is available in this store for an additional fee)
【The Beginning of Chaos (VIP Exclusive: 5200000 Immortal Crystals)】
Reservations must be made three days in advance, and the top courtesan of Da Luo Jing will guide you through the experience of harmony between man and nature.
(Bonus: A jade slip with a photo to record the service process, but a confidentiality agreement with the Heavenly Dao must be signed.)
A fluorescent sign stands next to the counter:
Exclusive offer for new customers:
Spend over 3 RMB and receive a free "post-coital cigarette" (a special offer from Wan San Tobacco).
This establishment refuses inspection by the Celestial Realm's anti-prostitution bureau (protection money has already been paid).
"hiss!"
Even Jiang Chen, who doesn't care much about money, couldn't help but gasp when he saw the price.
This price!
It's enough to make even a Xuanxian (a high-level immortal) back down, and a Jinxian (a high-level immortal) heartbroken!
Some high-end services are something even Ronaldo would have to grit his teeth to afford.
Let's calculate?
The cheapest "Jade Maiden Heart Sutra" costs 666 million spirit stones.
Whether they are cultivators from the Spirit Continent or locals from the Immortal Realm.
Without a substantial family fortune, just looking at it would probably make your legs go weak.
The most expensive primordial chaos?
How many zeros?
The fairy stone costs 520w?
That's equivalent to 52 billion spirit stones?!
Against the sky!
However, judging from the description, it should be a service provided by a fairy of the Great Luo Golden Immortal level.
if it is like this.
That's pretty cheap.
However, Jiang Chen had some doubts about this.
Could a Great Immortal really do something like this?!
Is the Great Immortal so short of money that he has to resort to seafaring to make a living?
But then I thought about it.
Even immortals went to Wan San Bank to take out mortgage loans just to have a PK battle.
Even a celestial being might have their own compelling reasons for venturing into the sea.
After all, it's five million immortal crystals.
Even immortal lords would be a little envious, right?
"Hey, have you decided yet? Are you going to wash it or not?"
"Uh."
Jiang Chen touched his nose; there was no need to argue with the receptionist.
"What, you won't let me watch? I have to think about it."
"If you're going to choose, then choose now!"
The keychain around the younger sister's waist jingled as it swung.
"The cheapest option in our store is the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra set meal; we don't have anything cheaper."
OK OK.
I was just surprised by the high cost of living here.
But in her eyes, it turned out to be a sign that she couldn't afford it, right?
Let's just say.
When business owners on Blue Star get foot massages, they carefully consider and go through several technicians before finally choosing one they are satisfied with.
I haven't even gone upstairs yet, and you're already rushing me?
"Give me a Celestial Lord exploring the mysteries."
"Ok?"
The receptionist's eyes lit up, seemingly surprised that this poor guy would be willing to order something so expensive.
"A deposit of 3000 Immortal Crystals will be refunded to you after the event."
Jiang Chen pointed to the services listed on the wall:
"Did this 'Immortal Lord's Exploration' event require a deposit?"
"Just to be on the safe side, it's best to accept immortals below the Golden Immortal realm. What if they're just here to freeload?"
Perhaps it was because of Jiang Chen's considerable spending.
The receptionist's tone and attitude softened considerably, and she began to explain earnestly to him:
"Besides, we can't kill people in our Ziyang Immortal Realm right now. Even if you can't pay, at most we'll report it to the Immortal Mansion and then arrest you to mine for money to pay off your debts."
"Although we will eventually receive the immortal crystals, the return on investment is too slow, so we choose to prevent this from happening at the source."
To put it bluntly, you're just worried that I don't have enough money, right?
Jiang Chen rolled his eyes.
I should have worn some designer clothes next time I go out.
She was dressed entirely in a custom-made, handcrafted Frostflower garment.
The receptionist, with her keen eye and discerning eye, naturally wouldn't recognize it.
I paid the deposit.
The receptionist then asked Jiang Chen to wait in the Orchid Hall on the second floor.
Push the door open and enter.
A pale purple mist filled the hall.
The ground is paved with black ice jade bricks, and stepping on it feels like falling into the clouds.
The four walls are carved from ancient rosewood into a pattern of intertwined orchids, with fluorescent stones inlaid in the flower stamens that glow and fade with breath, swaying gracefully like living things.
In the center is a gilded jade couch covered with celestial fox fur, which ripples with spiritual energy when touched.
A purple gauze curtain also has the effect of blocking divine sense from probing.
"not bad."
Jiang Chen, lying on the jade couch, closed his eyes contentedly.
"It is a bit expensive, but after all, she is a fairy. Before, she was either a saint or a favored daughter of heaven in the lower realm. There is a reason why she is expensive."
coming!
Sensing the presence outside the door, Jiang Chen immediately focused intently on the entrance.
With a creaking sound.
The door opened.
Upon seeing the fairy outside, dressed in a long white and purple gown.
All Jiang Chen wanted to say was...
This money was totally worth it!
Her eyebrows resembled distant mountains shrouded in mist, her eyes were like autumn waters reflecting stars, and the corners of her eyes were adorned with sparkling light like shattered crystals.
Her gaze carried an air of ethereal coolness, yet she deliberately curved into a charming arc due to the demands of her profession.
This aloof, fairy-like demeanor, when forced to feign a seductive air, is enough to capture the hearts of countless men.
Her lips were stained vermilion, and her philtrum was full and plump, like a peony with dew on its petals.
All I can say is that everyone who understands understands.
Jiang Chen looked down.
The fairy's figure was as slender as a willow in the breeze, her waist so delicate it could be encircled by a single hand, yet it possessed a hidden resilience. A hollowed-out jade pendant with a purple sun pattern hung below her collarbone, just three inches above her snow-white cleavage, neither too revealing nor too suggestive.
The slightly short vest perfectly exposed her beautiful navel, which swayed with each step.
Continue down.
A pair of stunningly beautiful legs, long and straight, extended from the high-slit flowing gauze skirt.
Her ankles were adorned with chains of gold-threaded bells, each step producing a delicate, tinkling sound.
The calves have smooth and taut lines, with a few faint golden lines around the pinkish-white knees.
Swallowed.
Jiang Chen slightly raised the flag to show his respect for the fairy.
Further down.
The fairy's arches were high like a crescent moon, her toes were red like blood, and her delicate toes sometimes relaxed and sometimes gripped the ground tightly.
There was a cinnabar mole on the inside of her ankle, but it was half-hidden by a bell chain, like a woman playing the pipa with her face partially veiled.
The details are amazing!
As I said before, there's a reason why they're expensive!
Taixu Sword Master, what the hell do you know?!
Just because they charge high fees doesn't mean the local gangs are shameless.
"Hello, would you like to take a shower first?"
The sound is crisp and clear.
Her aloofness was tinged with a hint of reluctant teasing.
"Wash, wash, wash."
Faced with a fairy of this caliber.
Even knowing she was a technician, Jiang Chen felt she was absolutely worthy of his attention after a shower.
After he came out of the bathroom, still soaking wet and wrapped in a bathrobe.
The fairy smiled gently.
After saying hello, he also went into the bathroom.
"Okay, I'll go wash up too. Please wait a moment and rest for a bit."
"Ok."
After the fairy emerged wrapped in a bath towel, she couldn't help but ask Jiang Chen:
"I don't think your cultivation level is very high, so why did you choose me? My cost-effectiveness isn't that good."
"because."
Jiang Chen was about to speak when he suddenly swallowed his words back.
Well known.
Whether it's a foot massage girl at a foot bath shop or a fruit platter girl at a KTV.
Brothers, please remember this.
If they initiate conversations, we should avoid engaging with them if possible.
Because once the two people become familiar with each other...
It will be difficult to take advantage of them again.
Moreover, every extra word you say is equivalent to wasting the time of a single sentence!
Seeing that Jiang Chen was not going to pay attention to him.
The fairy said no more.
She took the initiative to straddle Jiang Chen's lap and began to massage him.
Jiang Chen instinctively reached out his hand.
The result was that the tactile sensation was off?
My consciousness sensed it slightly.
Good guy!
This fairy actually had a layer of "fairy membrane" formed on her body using fairy energy.
This time, the film adhered tightly to the fairy's body.
If you don't experience it for yourself, you won't be able to tell that this protective layer exists at all.
Jiang Chen's eyes widened, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
"Fairy, what do you mean by this? Don't tell me this is a legitimate massage parlor?"
Why the hell do I need to take a bath at a legitimate massage parlor?!
"Of course it's not legitimate."
The fairy smiled slightly, and her movements gradually became bolder:
"I'm new to this industry, so I'm always a little nervous at first and need time to get used to it."
"Is that so?"
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Chen nodded in understanding.
Foreplay!
Many women who have just entered the adult entertainment industry are like this at first; they are somewhat reserved.
Many of them require the lights to be turned off before they can begin.
That's only human nature.
"Sir, our time is up. Would you like to extend the time?"
Jiang Chen: ???
"Wasn't it supposed to be 90 minutes? What the hell?!"
"It's 90 minutes."
The fairy took out the timer on her phone:
"Look, it's been 90 minutes and 45 seconds since I walked in. Consider the extra 45 seconds as a gift from me."
Jiang Chen: ? !!! !
"So taking a shower counts as time?"
"Forget it."
"Then why should I be responsible for the 45 minutes you spent showering?!"
"You're the one who ordered me, so if I'm not blamed on you, who is?!"
Ouch, what the fuck?
Jiang Chen scratched his head.
It's disheartening to see the world going downhill and people losing their traditional values.
He had never seen such a shameless technician!
Especially the smug expression on the face of this fairy-like woman, which was even more effective than the usual persuasion to extend the time for customers.
No man could resist such a shameless and self-righteous bitch.
Even Jiang Chen was thinking that he could just add an extra hour and then rough her up later!
But he knew perfectly well in his heart.
Even if you extend your time or get the best membership card, you'll most likely still not be able to eat there.
because
Black shop!
This is a completely black shop!
Jiang Chen has already labeled this foot massage parlor.
However, he remained outwardly calm, wanting to see what other tricks this Ziyang Foot Massage had up its sleeve!
"Okay, then add another 90 minutes. No need to shower this time, right?"
"Oh dear, no need for that. By the way, you need to pay a deposit of 3000 Immortal Crystals for renewal."
Jiang Chen:.
What the hell?
It's one thing to collect a deposit before making a purchase, but now you need to collect a deposit for adding extra time?
In this situation, anyone who chooses to extend the time is truly a rare find, a genius.
After paying the deposit.
The fairy's expression became even more alluring:
"Sir, are you thirsty?"
"Not thirsty."
"Oh, I'm thirsty. I'll go get some water."
"are you hungry?"
"What kind of hunger?"
"Want some pastries?"
"Don't eat."
"Oh, I'm hungry. I'm going to get something to eat."
Ha ha
Jiang Chen watched with a cold smile as this aloof and elegant fairy continued to talk to herself.
Whenever she wanted to get involved, she could always find an excuse to get away, whether it was to go to the bathroom, being thirsty or hungry, or getting a phone call. Once she was out, it would be at least fifteen minutes.
"Sir, would you like to extend the time?"
"Tsk."
Jiang Chen smiled happily:
"Fairy, it's been 180 minutes, a full three hours, and there's still no sign of the fairy membrane on your body dissipating. How long do you need to adjust?"
"Maybe if you add another hour, I'll be completely used to it."
"Okay, then I'll add one more."
It's the same as paying a deposit again.
The result is the same.
The membrane has disappeared.
But the removal of the membrane doesn't mean it will make you feel deeply better, right?
Just rub your leg!
In the end, Jiang Chen added nine more minutes!
It's only at the point where you can touch it; you can't even scratch it.
That's it?
It was only because the fairy felt really bad about accepting the money that she relaxed the restrictions a little.
To understand deeply?
Jiang Chen made a rough estimate.
You should forget about it unless you do it a hundred or so times.
Moreover, even if you add it a hundred times, whether you can actually eat it is another matter.
"Alright, that's enough for now. Tell me, what's your number?"
"."
"I am very satisfied with your service, and I will definitely order from you again next time."
"Really?"
The fairy's eyes lit up:
"I am number seven!"
OK OK.
Number seven, right?
There are no towering trees in society, but remember my name is Jiang Chen!
You're fucking done for!
just wait.
It's only because your cultivation level is higher than mine, otherwise I would have beaten you up right now!
But the ending is the same.
If you don't turn it rough now, you'll still turn it rough later!
(End of this chapter)
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