Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 434 All Peaches?!
Even later, the immortals who received these peaches in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm gradually realized that they seemed to have been deceived.

For example, jobs with salaries of 3000-8000 Immortal Crystals or 4-10 days off per month.

In reality, they can only receive 3000 Immortal Crystals, and their monthly rest days are only 4 days.

But once they actually settled down in Ziyang Immortal Realm and experienced life there, they could never go back.

Even if you don't get the highest standard column.

But since I'm getting more than before and living a better life, why would I go back?
At least they didn't lie to us; the salary and benefits were exactly as advertised.

But it's not over yet.

The day after Su Xiaoda received the peaches.

The content displayed on the screen was no longer the complete version.

Apart from some tourism promotional materials, all the other content is uniformly only six minutes long.

This blow undoubtedly struck right at the heart of the immortals of the Hanyang Immortal Realm.

I watch TV for half the time, watch variety shows for half the time, and watch anime for half the time.

How is this different from the feeling of holding in your pee for half a day only to urinate halfway and then having to hold it back?
The immortals of Hanyang Immortal Realm stared longingly at the sky above them.

I feel like ants are crawling on my body.

News came later.

After learning that I could see the subsequent content in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm and get my own mobile phone.

Many of the immortals of Hanyang did not need anyone else to instigate them.

One by one, they began to secretly run towards the Purple Sun Immortal Realm.

At first, they were afraid of being discovered, but later, seeing that everyone seemed to be enjoying the peaches, they simply started doing it openly.

Some went to the Ziyang Immortal Realm, bought mobile phones, and brought them back to the Hanyang Immortal Realm to watch, while also sharing them with their fellow Daoists.

Some, however, chose to remain and live in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm.

A few more days passed just like that.

The Immortal Lord of Hanyang, who had gone out to seek out fellow Daoists to jointly deduce the Dao, also returned to the Immortal Abode of Hanyang.

Unlike when they left, they were filled with worry.

At this moment, his face was full of a knowing smile.

"Heh, the result of the deduction is actually a blank?"

"So what!"

"You brat Ziyang, no matter what tricks you're up to this time, I've secretly allied with three Immortal Lords. If anything goes wrong, they'll be there to help you immediately!"

"I'll see how you can escape this time!"

After saying that, he shouted towards the outside of the immortal abode:
"Where is Su Xiao Da Luo?!"

Silence is the celestial abode tonight.

"What about people?"

Inside the Immortal Lord's Mansion.

Hanyang Immortal called out several times, but there was no response from outside the door.

Sensing something was wrong, he quickly arrived above the immortal abode and released his divine sense to investigate.

"Huh? Su Xiao isn't at the Immortal Lord's Mansion. Where did he go?"

"Strange, why are the other Grand Luo Immortals all staying obediently in their respective immortal abodes? Aren't they usually the ones who love to travel around and discuss the Dao?"

"Hiss, how come I can't sense the auras of the other Grand Luo Golden Immortals besides Su Xiao?"

Curious, Hanyang Immortal Lord summoned two Hanyang guards.

"what?"

The Immortal Lord of Hanyang found it rather strange.

These two Hanyang Imperial Guards look a bit unfamiliar.

"Immortal Lord!"

The two guards bowed.

Where is Su Xiaoda Luo now?

Upon hearing Hanyang Xianjun's question.

The two Hanyang guards exchanged a glance, hesitated for a long time, and then one of them lowered his head and answered:
"Su Xiao, the Great Luo, has gone to the Purple Sun Immortal Realm."

"Oh? Could it be that you've already started a war with the Purple Sun Immortal Realm? Even Su Xiao has gone to help? Well, it seems that the Purple Sun brat has finally gotten restless after learning that I've already joined forces with three Immortal Lords."

"Forehead"

A guard wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and gritted his teeth, saying:

"Well, that's not the case. So far, the Purple Sun Immortal Realm has not officially started a war with us."

Upon hearing this, Immortal Lord Hanyang was stunned.

"No war? Then what was Su Xiao doing at the Purple Sun Immortal Abode?"

However, he quickly found a reason for himself:

"But thinking about it, it makes sense. Su Xiao has always been aggressive and ruthless! He is one of the most skilled warriors among the peak Great Luo Immortals. It would be good to let him teach the Ziyang Immortal Domain a lesson first, so that they know that the Hanyang Immortal Domain is not to be trifled with."

As he spoke, Immortal Lord Hanyang revealed a smug expression.

Completely oblivious to the increasingly strange looks in the eyes of the two guards beside him.

Perhaps they finally couldn't hold back anymore.

One of the guards finally spoke, his face full of trepidation:

"Immortal Lord, um, Su Xiao, the Great Luo, didn't go to fight; he defected."

"Defected? Haha, good that he defected, let him defect thoroughly. Hmm?"

Hanyang Immortal Lord stared wide-eyed, his face filled with disbelief.

"What did you say? Su Xiao defected?"

The next second he grabbed the guard by the collar, his eyes burning with fury.

"Bullshit! Su Xiao's Dao Heart is as hard as iron, how could he possibly defect? ​​Explain yourself to this Immortal Lord!"

"Immortal Lord, it's true. Su Xiaodaluo has been defecting for several days now. I heard that he has now registered in the Ziyang Immortal Mansion and has been appointed as a section chief in the Zixiao City Civil Affairs Bureau by the Ziyang Immortal Lord."

Another person chimed in, seizing the opportunity:
"Yes, yes, yes, this matter has spread outside and on Douyin now."

It was clear that the two people didn't seem to be lying.

Hanyang Immortal Lord then released his hand:

"Zixiao City? Civil Affairs Bureau? Section Chief? Is Zixiao City some kind of important city? Does this section chief have a high position of power?"

The two guards' voices grew softer and softer:
"Zixiao City is just an ordinary city in Ziyang Immortal Domain. This section chief is not bad, but there are many positions higher than section chief."

Why does Su Xiao Da Luo want the peaches of immortality?

Hanyang Immortal Lord frowned and said coldly:

"Hmph! If that's the case, then that brat Ziyang must have promised Su Xiao some incredible benefit!"

"Tell me, did that brat Ziyang give Su Xiao the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir or grant him the Primordial Purple Qi, that he could persuade him to betray this Immortal Lord!"

"neither."

Both guards shook their heads in unison.

"Oh? Neither of those. Could it be a fragment of an ancient treasure salvaged from the Chaotic Star Sea? Could a mere child like Ziyang possess such grandeur?"

"Not at all."

The two shook their heads again.

"hiss?"

Hanyang Immortal Lord's expression turned serious:
"Could it be that this kid from the Purple Sun Immortal Realm has surpassed me and entered that realm earlier than I have?"

"No, impossible. Perhaps they're only half a step ahead of me. But even half a step is something we must take seriously."

The immortal lord's guesses were getting increasingly outrageous.

The two guards had no choice but to recount the entire story in one fell swoop:
"Immortal Lord, to tell you the truth, Su Xiao, a Great Luo Immortal, is pursuing his own love." "Yes, he frankly admitted that compared to the lofty and unattainable Great Luo Golden Immortal, he feels that the life he truly desires is to grow old hand in hand with the person he loves."

"Yes, he also said that although being a section chief in a small city is nothing, it's a rare opportunity to have a lot of free time and be able to spend more time with one's partner."

"In fact, the reason Su Xiao became the section chief was because the girl he liked thought that a man should have a stable job to be respectable."

Upon hearing those two words, Hanyang Immortal Lord was utterly dumbfounded.

"love?"

What is love?

Even though he was a man of great knowledge and experience, he had no idea what love was, yet it possessed such power that it could steal away his most trusted and beloved general.

That was a peak-level Great Luo Golden Immortal!

A man whose heart is as firm as iron!

"My Lord, please watch the video. This is love."

The next second, one of the guards took out his phone and started playing a short video.

In the short video, his trusted aide Su Xiao is seen embracing a woman tightly.

Their faces were beaming with joy at their successful online meeting.

There is also a text below the video - When the mountains are gone, the rivers are dry, the winter thunders roar, the summer snows, and the heaven and earth merge, then I dare to break up with you.

Immortal Lord of Hanyang: ? ? ?
"So, love is just about one woman? Su Xiao gave up the peaches of immortality just for one woman?!"

"It's not a woman, it's love."

The guards slowly but firmly corrected the immortal lord's misuse of words.

"Yes, it's love. You can't see or touch it, but it's really enviable."

Another guard remarked on the spot.

"The recent Meteor Garden, wow, even I, a male immortal, couldn't resist, and I feel my heart fluttering with the urge to fall in love."

"I also watched 'Lovers in Haitang Bay'."

"Hehe, I'm chasing after it too."

Hanyang Immortal Lord:
Just then, Su Xiao on the screen suddenly said to the camera:
"Immortal Lord, I know you will see this video."

Su Xiao raised her hand, interlocked with Chang Wei's, towards the camera.

The sign for the "Marriage Registration Office" of the Civil Affairs Bureau was clearly visible behind him, and his tone was firm yet carried an unprecedented calmness:
"Immortal Lord of Hanyang, stop guessing why I have the peaches."

"Now I work nine to five organizing marriage files, and in my spare time I accompany my Daoist partner to visit Mixue Ice Cream and Black Swan. On my days off, we go to check out popular restaurants together. It's a hundred times more comfortable than the days of fighting and killing in the past."

Chang Wei, who was standing nearby, handed her a cup of milk tea at the right moment.

He took a deep breath and continued:

"You always say that cultivators should be ranked according to their combat strength, but the Purple Sun Immortal Realm has taught me a different principle."

"Well, our current levels of understanding are no longer comparable, so there's no point in saying more."

"The 28th is my wedding with Chang Wei. If you come, you are welcome; if you don't, I can understand."

The camera then shifts to him, pointing to the "Purple Sun Immortal Realm Public Employee Handbook" on the table, adding:
"By the way, according to the new rules, if an immortal from another realm like yourself wishes to attend the banquet, you need to make a reservation in advance on Douyin. If you bring more than 50 attendants, you also need to make an additional report, after all..."

Su Xiao shrugged and smiled:
"Now, any immortals who want to come to the Purple Sun Immortal Realm have to queue up for a visa."

Seeing this, the Immortal Lord of Hanyang finally couldn't hold back any longer and roared in fury:

"What a shrewd Su Xiao!"

"Fine, fine, you just defect like that? How could you do this to me?!"

It seems that he had anticipated that the Immortal Lord of Hanyang would say such a thing.

Su Xiao on the screen continued:
"I also want to apologize to you, but after thinking about it, I realize that I haven't done anything to wrong you."

"Admittedly, you have been good to me, but I, a peak Grand Luo cultivator, have served you for hundreds of thousands of years. This little bit of benefit is just what I deserve. In fact, what you have given me is not enough."

"Of course, I'm not saying this so that you'll make it up to me in any way."

"What I want to say is that when I left Hanyang Immortal Mansion, you only lost one subordinate."

"But if I don't leave the Hanyang Immortal Abode, Chang Wei will lose her love!"

"For the past hundreds of thousands of years, I have lived for the immortal abode. This time, I want to live for myself."

Listening to Su Xiao's remarks in the video, Immortal Lord Hanyang was so angry he almost vomited blood.

"Good, good! What a great love!"

"And you expect me to make it up to you?!"

"How dare someone betray this Immortal Lord! In that case, don't blame this Immortal Lord for being impolite!"

"Go! Pass down the order! This Immortal Lord will personally lead the men to raze the Purple Sun Immortal Mansion today! And bring back this traitor, Su Xiao!"

"Okay, Immortal! But you may have to wait a while."

"Wait a minute? Why?"

The enraged Hanyang Immortal Lord looked utterly bewildered.

"Because a lot of people have gone to Ziyang Immortal Abode, I'll video call them now and urge them to come back quickly."

The next second, under the puzzled gaze of the Immortal Lord of Hanyang,

The guard then took out his phone and typed out a video.

As soon as the video call connected, the face of a guard appeared on his phone screen.

Correct!
This is the former Hanyang Imperial Guard of the Hanyang Immortal Abode, although I don't know his name.

But the face of Hanyang Immortal Lord was very familiar.

At this moment, the guard was holding a Mixue Ice Cream cone in one hand and a top-grade magical yo-yo that came with a McDonald's Happy Meal in the other.

The phone was controlled by his divine sense and floated in front of him.

Not far from him, you can still vaguely see the slogan "I miss you in Ziyang".

"What's wrong? Why are you video calling me at this time? It's not your time to come to the Purple Sun Immortal Realm and enjoy yourself yet."

"By the way, I bought the yo-yo you asked me to buy for you, but I think it's pretty fun. This one belongs to me now, and you can buy one yourself later."

Take a big sip of the ice cream top.

The intense icy sensation made the guard shiver with pleasure.

"Why are you blinking so much? Did you go to that fancy secret room in Fuliji again last night? Ugh, watch less of that stuff, it's bad for your health."

"Hey? Oh, right, I have to tell you, a big star came to Purple Sword City today!"

"Butterfly Teacher from Pink Mansion and Black Swan Frost Master are holding a new product launch event here. You can even get autographs and photos with them!"

The guard, who had been frantically exchanging glances just a second ago, immediately changed his expression upon hearing the words "Butterfly Fairy," even forgetting that Immortal Lord Hanyang was right beside him.

"Brother, are you telling the truth? Teacher Butterfly really went to the Purple Sun Immortal Abode?"

"Of course it's true. You love her work the most, right? Judging from the current situation, you should be able to get her autograph if you queue for ten days. By the way, she's also planning to draw one hundred lucky audience members to discuss the meaning of life in turn. Are you coming?"

"I'm coming! I'm coming right now! It's just skipping work!"

After saying that, the guard remembered the purpose of making the video.

By the time he realized what was happening, he saw the murderous look in Hanyang Immortal Lord's eyes, followed by a thunderous roar.

"Tell me! Just how many people went to the Purple Sun Immortal Abode!"

"This"

"Tell me the truth, or don't blame me for searching your soul!"

"Reporting to the Immortal Lord! It's two or three out of ten!"

"what?"

The Immortal Lord of Hanyang felt a bone-chilling cold:
"How could this be? Two or three tenths of the immortals in our Hanyang Immortal Realm have already left?!"

"Uh, Immortal Lord, in fact, two or three out of ten are definitely us."

Hanyang Immortal Lord:

(End of this chapter)