Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 432 The Tea-Selling Girl of the Immortal Realm

A whole day and night.

The projection in the air never stopped.

Of course, the immortal of Hanyang never lowered his head.

The night passed in the blink of an eye.

The next day, all the programs continued as usual.

Even the commercial breaks were watched with great interest by the immortals of Hanyang Immortal Realm.

Let alone cultivation.

Even for normal work, I have absolutely no motivation to do it.

As their spiritual lives became richer, their views on the Purple Sun Immortal Realm gradually changed.

The current appearance of the Purple Sun Immortal Realm.

This is completely different from what Immortal Lord Hanyang usually promotes.

"wonderful!"

Meanwhile, the Purple Sun Immortal Lord was also spying on the Hanyang Immortal Realm through various means.

When I saw all the immortals completely captivated by the projection in mid-air, I couldn't help but clap my hands in delight.

"President, it has to be you. Without firing a single shot, you've managed to make them yearn for life in our Ziyang Immortal Realm. I dare say, soon there will be immortal peaches from Hanyang Immortal Realm arriving in my Ziyang Immortal Realm."

"normal."

Jiang Chen took a sip of the immortal tea and replied calmly:

"The entertainment options in the celestial realm are practically nonexistent. It's normal for them to be attracted when they are suddenly exposed to programs that can easily stir their emotions."

Think back to the beginning.

That is, when Jiang Chen was young.

Back then, our family didn't have cable TV, or even a satellite dish.

Apart from one city channel and one provincial channel, there are only a few TV channels with extremely poor signal and occasional static.

Nevertheless, he still watched it with great interest every day.

Once a large pot was installed in the house, things spiraled out of control.
When you get hooked on watching it, you don't even want to eat.

Moreover, this is the situation that the immortals in the Hanyang Immortal Realm are currently experiencing.

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen narrowed his eyes.

Looking back now, it's clear that children back then were very easily satisfied.

Now?

Now, let alone good TV programs, I'm even numb to watching movies.

They've even developed resistance to falling asleep on airplanes.

"President, there's still something I don't understand. Why didn't Immortal Lord Hanyang and his Daluo disciples stop us from openly promoting the Purple Sun Immortal Realm?"

"this."

Jiang Chen frowned, also unable to figure out what the higher-ups of the Hanyang Immortal Realm were up to.

According to his initial plan.

When these projections first appear, they will definitely cause a great stir, and Immortal Lord Hanyang will certainly take swift action to knock them all down.

of course.

Jiang Chen had already considered this point, so even though the projections were being knocked down one after another, he still had a backup plan.

But why is there no movement from the Hanyang Immortal Realm?

"Never mind, their indifference is definitely a good thing for us, Immortal Lord. The next step is crucial, and you need it."

"Oh, uh-huh, I see, amazing, amazing! President, it's all your fault!"

The projector has been playing continuously for three days now.

However, the immortals of Hanyang Immortal Realm remained as enthusiastic about it as ever.

They were just staring blankly at it before.

They now understand quite a few programs.

In particular, the storylines of some TV dramas have already led them to start exchanging ideas with each other.

As for why there has been no obstruction?
One reason is that the Immortal Lord of Hanyang is not present.

Secondly, before leaving, Immortal Lord Hanyang left instructions for them not to take the initiative to attack, so as to avoid falling into the trap of the Purple Sun Immortal Realm, and to wait for his return.

The third and most important point.

That means even the Great Luo Golden Immortals of the Hanyang Immortal Realm were thoroughly entertained.

Occasionally, a few radical players would try to destroy the projections on the various cities.

Others might also try to dissuade them:

"Hey, Su Xiao, what are you doing? Have you forgotten the Immortal Lord's instructions before he left?"

"That's right. This projection can't harm our Hanyang Immortal Realm in the slightest, and we can also learn about the internal information of the Ziyang Immortal Realm through it. It's clearly a good thing for us."

"What a load of rubbish!"

Su Xiao's face darkened:
"If we allow it to continue spreading rumors about the Purple Sun Immortal Realm, some of the immortals from our Hanyang Immortal Realm will inevitably be attracted to the Purple Sun Immortal Realm. In fact, my subordinates have already told me that some immortals have already received the Peaches of Immortality!"

"The peaches have already been harvested?"

Upon hearing this, the other Ronaldo players were initially taken aback, but remained unperturbed.
"What happened?"

"Our Hanyang Immortal Realm is strong and well-equipped, and its strength is several times greater than that of the Ziyang Immortal Realm. The few scattered peaches will not affect our continued growth."

"Well, at worst we can announce some regulations and increase the punishment for the Peach Immortal."

"These immortals who can be attracted are no good either. They don't even have this much self-control. They won't go far on the path to immortality."

"That's right. In the long run, these worthless peaches are actually beneficial to our Hanyang Immortal Realm."

Hear them say that.

Su Xiao understood; they didn't want to destroy the projections simply because they wanted to continue watching.

However, the situation is stronger than the people.

Moreover, when Hanyang Immortal Lord left, he did indeed instruct them not to act rashly.

He could only leave the area of ​​the Immortal Abode with a dark face and a sullen expression, returning to his own Great Luo Immortal Abode.

"Report——"

With a drawn-out syllable, a Golden Immortal strode up to Su Xiao:
"Reporting, sir, we have discovered a large number of mobile phones in the Hanyang Immortal Realm!"

"cell phone?"

Su Xiao was startled and immediately realized what a cell phone was.

On the projection.

There are advertisements for mobile phones everywhere.

Even though they had never been in contact before, Su Xiao knew about some of the apps and functions on the phone.

"I have one here, please take a look!"

As he spoke, the Golden Immortal presented a well-packaged mobile phone.

"Where?"

"Found it."

"what?"

Su Xiao scratched his head, not understanding why he was able to "find" such a thing.
"Okay, leave your phone here. I'll take a good look at it and see if it's as amazing as the advertisements claim."

In fact, it wasn't just Su Xiao.

Other Ronaldo.

And many radical Golden Immortals.

Their men had all "found" a cell phone and presented it to them.

"Is this the cell phone that was mentioned in the sky?"

After opening the package, Su Xiao began to examine it carefully:
“I see that almost every immortal in the Purple Sun Immortal Realm carries one, and they even carry it in their hands when they walk. This thing is ordinary and unremarkable, so where does it get such great magic power?”

As he spoke, Su Xiao mimicked the immortals of the Purple Sun Immortal Realm on the sky and opened his phone.

Over the past two days, cell phones have frequently appeared in the sky, and through this exposure, he has learned about some of their uses.

The most famous of them is naturally the 'Douyin' app.

He found the musical note icon after a few simple steps.

Before he started watching videos, he saw a red dot pop up in the message bar.

I randomly clicked on the 'Messages' page.

The page is all alone, with only a message bar.

Hello, is this Deng Yi?

Upon seeing the message, Su Xiao was initially taken aback, but then he realized what it meant.

"Have they mistaken me for someone else?"

I was going to ignore it, but after thinking about it, I replied with a no.

He just replied to the message.

The next second, the other party sent another message.

Oh, that's not true. It's alright then. It's fate that we met in this vast sea of ​​people.

【My name is Chang Wei. May I ask what your name is?】

Before Su Xiao could reply, the other party suddenly sent a selfie.

The photo showed a beautiful, ethereal woman with exquisite makeup playing the zither in a picturesque, idyllic mountain. Before Su Xiao could even appreciate it properly, the other party withdrew the photo.

[Sorry, fellow Daoist, I posted the wrong photo. This is my first time using Douyin, and I haven't mastered many of its functions yet.]

Upon seeing this message, Su Xiao quickly replied.

Actually, this is my first time using Douyin.

[Oh, I was worried you'd think I was stupid (with a pitiful expression).]

No, no, I probably don't know as much as you do (smiling face).

So what are you doing now? Speaking of which, Douyin's functionality is really amazing. (Scratching head)

Su Xiao was just about to reply about what he was doing.

The words were on the tip of my tongue, but I changed them again:
I am a guard in a celestial abode, primarily responsible for daily security.

【Wow! 】

The other party sent a very surprised emoji:
[A guard?]

[I've always thought bodyguards were the coolest! Beneath their cold, ruthless exteriors lies a determination to protect the peace and order of the area! They give you a real sense of security!]

"hey-hey."

A smile involuntarily appeared on Su Xiao's face.

You won't tell?
The feeling of being genuinely praised is something that the sycophants who fawn over you can't compare to.

And
Beneath his cold and ruthless exterior lies a determination to protect the peace and order of the area.

That's exactly what I'm talking about!

This girl.

You really understand me.
Before he could reply, Chang Wei sent another message:
[A celestial being like you must be very popular, right? (emoji)]

What does "popular" mean?

[So you have many female cultivators around you who admire you?]

No, I hardly have any men around me. Even if I do, they're just work colleagues; they wouldn't possibly admire me.

【Huh? How could that be? I've never even met you, yet I can sense your excellent character. The men around you must have terrible taste; they can't see the warm heart beneath your cold exterior.】

"Hey hey hey."

Su Xiao couldn't help but start chuckling to himself again, muttering to himself:

"Who says it's not?"

"I may seem a bit aloof, but I'm actually very gentle inside. Those female immortals really don't understand me."

[By the way, Fellow Daoist Chang Wei, you've been asking me all this time, but I haven't asked you what you're doing yet.]

[Me? I haven't been able to break through my cultivation level lately, so I went back to my grandfather's immortal tea garden to relax. Look, this is the immortal tea I picked today.]

The next second, there was a selfie of picking tea.

The woman in the photo is still the same one from before.

However, in this photo, she is dressed simply and looks exceptionally demure.

Especially on his wrists and cheeks, there was a bit of dirt on them.

However, the fine beads of sweat on her forehead did not make her look dirty at all.

Xu Xiao only saw a hardworking and diligent fairy tea girl.

After looking at the photo, Su Xiao quickly replied.

Actually, there's no need to take cultivation so seriously; just let things take their natural course.

[Fellow Daoist, you're so kind! Will you look down on me just because I'm a tea-picking girl? [Cute face]]

How could that be?

The two chatted on Douyin in a casual, intermittent manner.

The aloof Su Xiao had forgotten how long it had been since he had such a simple and unpretentious conversation with a woman.

As the chief war faction under the command of Hanyang Immortal Lord, Da Luo.

What he usually does is lead his Golden Immortals in battles against the Great Luo Immortals under other Immortal Lords.

Nowadays, Chang Wei shares her photos and daily life every time she goes out.

All of these things brought an unprecedented sense of peace to Su Xiao's fighting spirit.

His once cold and ruthless face now showed more and more smiles.

Sometimes, even a cute emoji from the other person can make him chuckle involuntarily.

When Su Xiao usually goes out on patrol.

Chang Wei told him not to work so hard and to always be careful.

He found the guardian of the immortal abode and asked him to hand over the clothes.

When he specially put on his bodyguard uniform and posted a selfie.

Chang Wei would praise him for being incredibly handsome, saying that just looking at him would create a strong sense of dependence on him.

When he talks about the difficulties he encounters in life, Chang Wei will say:
You've done a great job, don't put too much pressure on yourself.

When he said he was being ostracized by his colleagues, Chang Wei would say:

It's okay. Only outstanding people are ostracized. Next time this happens, come talk to me, and you'll feel much better.

The other party's replies were always perfectly timed.

This gave Su Xiao a strange sense of warmth.

And whenever he felt down, the other person would send him a red envelope to comfort him:

[These are the magic stones I earned today helping Grandpa sell magic tea. I'll share half with you; buying some snacks will make you feel much better.]

Whenever Su Xiao sends a message, the other party responds immediately.

Even if he went to do other things in the middle, as long as he sent a message, the other party would appear immediately.

As a shut-in guy who has never even held hands with a woman and whose life consists only of fighting and cultivation for hundreds of thousands of years, I can attest to this.

What kind of destructive power is this?

Therefore, the Golden Immortals under Su Xiao's command witnessed a very unusual scene.

The usually serious and never-smiling Su Xiaoda Luo now spends all day on his phone.

A faint smile remained on her face.

Many Golden Immortals gathered in a group, gossiping about Su Xiao's recent changes:

"What's wrong with the Immortal Lord?"

"It's creepy, but I still prefer his stern Sima-like demeanor."

"Indeed, it looks as if it has been possessed."

"Could it be that he's become addicted to his phone? It seems like many immortals outside have become addicted to their phones, and after being addicted, it seems like Lord Su Xiao is reacting the same way."

"Nonsense! Lord Su Xiao is a dignified Great Luo Immortal with an iron will! How could he possibly be addicted to his phone?"

Time flies.

A few days passed quietly.

The two chatted during the day and at night.

Chang Wei would occasionally buy him small gifts, share interesting videos with him, and vent to him about her troubles.

Su Xiao had never felt that life could be so "hopeful".

It feels like every day of the world goes by very quickly.

Whenever I think about being able to chat with Chang Wei again the next day before going to sleep, my dreams are sweet.

soon.

Su Xiao's mind was completely occupied by the other person.

He completely forgot about the Hanyang Immortal Lord and the Immortal Path of Longevity.

However, on the fifth day, the other party suddenly stopped replying to messages altogether.

No matter what Xu Xiao sent, the other party simply wouldn't reply.

It's not just that they don't reply.

Moreover, they are all in the "unread" state.

Su Xiao was on the verge of a breakdown by the end of the day.

Fortunately, early on the sixth day, the other party finally replied with a message.

I'm sorry, Grandpa took my phone yesterday. He's trying to force me to become his Daoist partner.

Only if I become that person's Daoist partner will their family be able to heal my grandfather's injuries.

I'm sorry, I can't be with you forever anymore. I blame fate for being so cruel; why couldn't I have met you sooner?

Upon seeing this message, Su Xiao was struck dumb and immediately sent a message:

Where are you?!

Don't come looking for me. My grandfather plans to force me to marry Qin Yu, a powerful immortal from the Hanyang Immortal Realm, as his 45786th concubine.

Chang Wei sent a red envelope containing 5672.14 fairy crystals.

[These are the immortal stones I have left. I'm sorry, and thank you for your companionship during this time. Please forget about me.]

"Qin Yu!!!"

'boom! ’

Su Xiao's aura as a peak Great Luo Immortal instantly tore apart half of the sky of the Hanyang Immortal Realm.

"Qin Yu, you lecherous scoundrel! You'd better die!!!"

(End of this chapter)